MGILA :: Volume #8

#761: I am the Chinese department

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- Trough cold water sprinkles above everyone, just also excited Chen Huan, calmed down instantaneously, right, shooting where is so simple, the script does not have, to pat a ghost. 一盆冷水泼在大伙儿头上,刚刚还兴奋得不行的陈焕,瞬间冷静下来,对呀,拍片子哪有这么简单,剧本都没有,拍个鬼啊。 Chen Huandao: „Miss Dong, this aspect can only trouble you to move, you look, in my hand rich, would some people being willing to help me work, right? We spend first please a screenwriter, writes an immortal hero piece script, then takes the script to invite the director again, had the director naturally to have the dramatic team, then spent to invite some actors, handled all of a sudden.” 陈焕道:“董小姐,这方面就只能麻烦你去活动一下啦,你看,我手上有钱,总会有人愿意帮我打工的,对吧？咱花钱先请个编剧,写一个仙侠片的剧本,然后拿着剧本再去请导演,有了导演自然就有了剧组,再花钱请些演员,一下子就搞定了。” Dong yellow shakes the head: „Where is so simple, the good script does not spend to ask the person to write, in most situations, spends to invite the person to the script that oneself write is the trash, but these truly good script, after writing, pinches firmly in writing a play in the hand, is not willing to give others, edits had the director to have a liking for own script on, then on can soar, wants to spend to buy his thing, his where is willing to comply.” 董黄摇了摇头:“哪有这么简单,好的剧本不是花点钱就能请人写得出来的,大多数情况下,花钱请人给自己写出来的剧本都是垃圾,而那些真正好的剧本,写出来之后都牢牢地捏在编剧自己手里,不肯交给别人,编辑就等有导演看上自己的剧本,然后就能一飞冲天了,想花钱买走他的东西,他哪里肯答应。” „Without script, please motionless good director.” Dong Huangdao: „The present director temperament is strange, particularly level high director, if the script he does not like, is not willing to pat, wants the ordered by the emperor personally script to be willing to act. But the dregs director of that type of half bucket of water, although is willing for money......, but that director you are not glad to want.” “没有剧本,就请不动好导演。”董黄道:“现在的导演脾气都怪怪的,尤其是水平高的导演,如果剧本他不喜欢,就不愿意拍,非要自己钦定的剧本才肯出手。而那种半桶水的渣导演,虽然愿意为金钱所动……但那种导演你也不乐意要吧。” Such a saying, actually issue big has, Chen Huan frowns: „This was awkward, in other words, first solution script issue?” 这么一说,倒是问题大大的有,陈焕皱起了眉头:“这个就尴尬了,也就是说,首先还是得解决剧本问题？” „Yes!” Dong Huangdao: „Script is the basis of shooting, so long as there is a good script, the director was very easy to look, has the director naturally to have the dramatic team, then the utilities are weeping and wailing also to join.” “是的！”董黄道:“剧本是拍片子的根本,只要有一个好的剧本,导演就很好找,有了导演自然就有了剧组,然后小演员们哭着喊着也想要加入进来。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Then I understood, the so-called three services have not moved, the grain and fodder advances, must shoot a movie, most important is the script, the script is the grain and fodder, no script anything does not have, had script anything to have.” 陈焕笑道:“这下我懂了,所谓三军未动,粮草先行,要拍片子,最重要的就是剧本,剧本就是粮草,没有剧本就什么都没有,有了剧本就什么都有。” „No, you have not understood.” Dong yellow suddenly is earnest the said/tunnel: „True grain and fodder is money! Money! Money! The script sends under custody the grain and fodder the transporting grain officer. You have the grain, only the difference transported the grain officer, looks to transport the grain officer on all things OK.” “不,你还是没懂。”董黄突然认真地道:“真正的粮草是钱！钱！钱！剧本只是押送粮草的运粮官。你已经有粮了,只差运粮官而已,去找个运粮官就万事OK了。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Discussed that this situation, it seems like has nothing to discuss, Chen Huan hmph hmph saying: „Such being the case, was the duty that the time displayed my Chinese department students, by me, fenced personally, writes an interesting story, ha.” 商量到这个地步,看来就没啥好商量的了,陈焕哼哼道:“既然如此,是时候发挥我中文系学生的本份了,就由我,亲手操刀,来写一个有趣的故事吧,哈哈哈。” „Well? Are you Chinese department?” Younger sister greatly wonderful. “咦？你是中文系的？”众妹子一起大奇。 „, Did your big setting forget?” Chen Huanhan said: „ Turns to look to me again “哇,你们连这个大设定都忘了？”陈焕汗道:“给我翻回去重看 The younger sisters let go together: „Your also felt all right saying that actually you do go on to study several days later?” 妹子们一起摊手:“你丫的还好意思说,你究竟去上过几天学？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Good, the younger sisters said are reasonable, Chen Huanren instigated, finished eating the food, returns to the room, brought the paper and pen: „Comes, now makes you have a look, the strength of my department of literature outstanding student, I write a flamboyant incomparable immortal hero script to come out to you immediately.” 好吧,妹子们说得有道理,陈焕认怂,吃完饭,回到自己屋子里,拿来了纸和笔:“来来来,现在就让你们看看,我文学系高材生的实力,我马上就给你们写一个牛逼无比的仙侠剧本出来。” Listened to him to say such flamboyant, the younger sisters came the interest actually, a large crowd gathered his side. 听他说得这么牛逼,妹子们倒是来了兴趣,一大群人都凑到了他的身边。 Chen Huan sits respectfully, a face dignified and solemn and respectful expression, takes pen in hand...... 陈焕正襟危坐,一脸庄严而肃穆的表情,提笔…… The younger sisters swallowed saliva, anxious! Actually can the shining write what work? 妹子们咽了一口唾沫,紧张！焕焕究竟要写出什么样的巨著啊？ Sees only writing that first even/including flees, jumped in the Chen bright writing smoothly: „In the morning, clear and boundless sky, blue sky, in sky several white clouds like cotton candy......” 只见一连窜的文字,在陈焕的笔下流畅地跳跃了出来:“早上,晴空万里,万里无云,天空中几朵白云像棉花糖一样……” The younger sisters said with one voice: „The blue sky of reaching an agreement, why next is several white clouds?” 众妹子齐声道:“说好的万里无云,为啥下一句就是几朵白云？” „? Excuse me made a mistake in writing.” Chen Huan hurries fork to fall „blue sky”, then continues to write: „Small starting tomorrow early in the morning, stretches oneself, arrives at the back side of the mountain to practice the sword, his left sword, the right sword, the previous sword, the latter sword, one set of arrogant day invincible swordsmanship finishes finally. After wiping away sweat water , the small bright decision descends the mountain the group hero to uphold justice, his governing launching sword, Biu one flew under the mountain. Suddenly, in the woods resounded girl's call for help. Slightly clearly crashes in the woods heroically, discovered that here has three robbers, was planning that( Bian Yujing plays) to a younger sister plans illegally, small bright to say loudly: ‚Stop! Lets loose that younger sister’. Three robbers under small bright just staring, felt that ashamed, they admit mistakes to the younger sister, is determined to turn over a new leaf, mediates......” “啊？不好意思写错了。”陈焕赶紧把“万里无云”叉掉,然后继续写道:“小明起了个大早,伸了个懒腰,来到后山练剑,他左一剑,右一剑,前一剑,后一剑,一套傲天无敌剑法终于练完。擦了擦汗水之后,小明决定下山去行侠仗义,他御起飞剑,Biu地一下飞到了山下。突然,树林里响起了女孩子的呼救声。小明英勇地冲进树林,发现这里有三个强盗,正打算对一个妹子(卞玉京饰演)欲图不轨,小明大声道:‘住手！放开那个妹子’。三个强盗在小明正义的凝视下,感觉到了羞愧,他们向妹子认了错,然后决心洗心革面,做个好人……” Younger sisters: „......” 众妹子:“……” Chen Huan takes up the manuscript paper, complacent said/tunnel: „What kind of?” 陈焕拿起稿纸,得意洋洋地道:“怎么样？” Breeze and Riitta whole body cold sweat directing current: „The department of literature of Earth university is quite quite fearfully fearful.” 小风和丽塔全身冷汗直流:“地球大学的文学系好可怕呀好可怕。” leaf Meijing also covers the face saying: „Look, this could not skip classes daily the consequence of school, the style thorough elementary school.” 叶美景也捂着脸道:“看吧,这就是天天逃课不去学校的后果,文笔已经彻底小学化了。” Dong Huangwu own eye: „Why can make me look at this? Friends completely!” 董黄捂着自己的眼睛:“为什么要让我看这个？友尽！” Only then Di spirit did not mind, she hee hee said with a smile: „My family shining is quite fierce, will also write the story, in the future can definitely become an outstanding recitation Poet roaming.” 只有荻灵一点也不介意,她嘻嘻笑道:“我家焕焕好厉害,还会写故事,将来肯定能成为一个优秀的吟游诗人。” „Recited Poet roaming, if wrote such thing, will be hacked to death in the street.” Ercilla miserable snort/hum said. “吟游诗人要是写这样的东西,会被砍死在街头吧。”艾尔西亚惨哼道。 „Ha, the shining and I am joking with you.” Di held in the arms Chen Huan shoulder spirit grinningly: „Is cracking a joke unable to look including oneself man, you are quite stupid. Visits me to be intelligent, immediately coordinated one wave.” “哈哈哈,焕焕和我在跟你们开玩笑呢。”荻灵笑嘻嘻地搂住了陈焕的肩膀:“连自家男人在开玩笑都看不出来,你们好笨。看我聪明,马上配合了一波。” Younger sisters sweat, oh no, was struggled favoring by Di spirit. 妹子们大汗,糟糕,又被荻灵争了宠。 „, Is Di spirit is clearest I.” Chen Huan shrugged, says with a smile: „Sorry, in the brain has not formed in one's mind, therefore writes the elementary student thesis to adjust the atmosphere carelessly, when I think carefully.” “嘛,还是荻灵最明白我。”陈焕摊了摊手,笑道:“抱歉,脑子里没有构思,所以胡乱写个小学生作文调节一下气氛,等我仔细想想。” The younger sisters think carefully, is right, how a good script is possible a racket forehead to write, the shining truly was cracked a joke a moment ago, he has looked at «Arrogant Day Invincible Record», but also has read many flamboyant incomparable hypertext fictions, in the belly should also many repertoires, when he slept in the evening the barrier height pillow thinks well, had the idea, should be able to write a good story. 妹子们仔细想了想,也对,一个好的剧本怎么可能一拍脑门就写出来,焕焕刚才确实是开玩笑的,他看过《傲天无敌录》,还看过许多牛逼无比的网络小说,肚子里应该也有许多套路,等他晚上睡觉时垫高枕头好好想想,有了构思,应该能写出一个好故事。 Dong yellow said goodbye to go home, Bian Yujing also returned own „other institute”, the breeze returned to own small log cabin. 董黄告辞回了家,卞玉京也回了自己的“别院”,小风回了自己的小木屋。 In the family/home was peaceful temporarily, Chen Huan takes a bath, returns to own room, just sat to the bedhead on, Di spirit stuck immediately grinningly, is hugging his waist, acts like a spoiled brat on him: „Did shining, how go to the room to come? I also think that you must go to Bian Yujing there.” 家里暂时安静了下来,陈焕洗了澡,回到自己的房间里,刚刚坐到床头上,荻灵立即笑嘻嘻地粘了上来,搂着他的腰,在他身上撒娇:“焕焕,怎么回房间来了？我还以为你要去卞玉京那里呢。” „Fool.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „I am not the type of being fickle, where has first Gu Yujing, meets again after a long separation, wife who naturally first attended to home. Didn't you say? Short separation is newly-married, naturally wants the nuptial chamber newly-married......” “傻瓜。”陈焕笑道:“我又不是喜新厌旧的类型,哪有先顾玉京的,久别重逢,当然是先顾这个家里的老婆呀。你不是说了吗？小别似新婚,新婚当然要洞房……” Di spirit great happiness! 荻灵大喜！ Chen Huan hehe said with a smile badly: „Come, the spring evening moment value thousand gold (daughter), handled earlier, I must go to other wife room to transfer in turn.” 陈焕嘿嘿坏笑道:“来吧,春宵一刻值千金,早点搞定了,我还要依次去别的老婆房间转一圈呢。” Changed a woman to listen to him to say like this person was jealous mostly, Di hehe said with a smile spirit: „Why to pass in turn? Might as well all call them, everyone plays together.” 换个女人听他这样说多半人吃醋,荻灵却嘿嘿笑道:“干嘛轮流过去？不如把她们全叫过来,大家一起玩呀。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Good, after that did a crispness. 好吧,那之后,干了个爽。
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