MGILA :: Volume #8

#756: You like my anything

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- Riitta actually listened to Di to say before spirit, Chen Huan can accept her in sofa being swindled caterpillar bad custom, but, at that time Chen Huan, although the mouth said can accept, Riitta actually thinks that he might is only polite says, not necessarily really thinks at heart like this . Moreover, even if can accept as friend, still the non- delegates'conference liked such woman. 丽塔以前其实听荻灵说过,陈焕能接受她在沙发上当毛毛虫这个坏习惯,不过,当时陈焕虽然嘴里说了能接受,丽塔却认为他有可能只是礼貌性的说说,心里并不一定真的是这样想,而且,就算以朋友的身份能接受,也不代表会喜欢这样的女人。 Accepts and likes, is two completely different concepts. 接受和喜欢,是两个完全不同的概念。 Therefore, Riitta has worried, but now, saw that measures to like the fawn on meter stomping cheerfully, her big stone falls to the ground finally. She blushed the face, wriggled two on the sofa, crawls crawls, give away a big section the sofa: „Mr. Chen Huan, please sit down.” 所以,丽塔一直都挺担心的,但现在,看到测喜欢仪上的小鹿欢快地蹦来蹦去,她心里总算一颗大石头落地。她羞红了脸,在沙发上蠕动了两下,爬呀爬呀,把沙发让出一大截来:“陈焕先生,请坐。” Chen Huandao is impolite, walks to sit down by Riitta, in the family/home of Earth, he also sits down by the caterpillar frequently like this , there is nothing to mind that actually, but, these feels like a little subtle difference time, in Earth that family/home always many younger sisters sway in side, but this time, only then Riitta and his two people. 陈焕倒也不客气,走过去挨着丽塔坐下,在地球的家里,他也经常这样挨着毛毛虫坐下,倒是没有什么好介意的,不过,这一次感觉好像有点微妙的不一样,地球那个家里总是有许多妹子在旁边晃来晃去,但这一次,就只有丽塔和他两人。 On Riitta binds a bed thin quilt to lie down on the sofa, the condition binds with a younger sister is lying down thinly on the bed almost, but Chen Huanwang her side one sits, felt that sits in younger sister's bedhead probably. In this feeling in the peaceful and dark environment, a man sits in a younger sister's bedhead, this feeling, was stranger. 丽塔身上裹着一床薄被子躺在沙发上,状态就和一个妹子裹着薄被躺在床上差不多,而陈焕往她身边一坐,感觉就好像坐在妹子的床头。在这种感觉在安静又黑暗的环境里,一个男人坐在一个妹子的床头,这种感觉,就更加诡异了。 A normal man, is very difficult unable in this case some ideas. 一个正常的男人,在这种情况下是很难不会有些想法的。 Riitta discovered, the fawn on liquid crystal box was more cheerful, full Pingluan jumps to from the screen throw simply, turned into the peach heart shape including both eyes. She wants saying: Does Mr. Chen Huan have likes me? Sees in my bedroom that at sixes and sevens appearance, saw that I am lazy and stupid, wriggles on the sofa like the caterpillar, can he also like unexpectedly so much? Not only without shutting out, instead the fawn proceeds along no particular course , this was that passer-by said that a moment ago, a person, if even your shortcoming liked, that can marry. 丽塔发现,液晶屏上的小鹿更加欢快了,满屏乱蹦简直就要从屏幕里扑出来似的,连两只眼睛都变成了桃心形。她心里不禁想道:哇,陈焕先生是有多喜欢我啊？看到我卧室里那乱七八糟的样子,看到我又懒又笨,像毛毛虫一样在沙发上蠕动,他居然还能这么喜欢？不但没嫌弃,反而小鹿乱撞,哇,这就是刚才那个路人说的,一个人如果连你的缺点都喜欢,那就可以嫁了吧。 Riitta said in a low voice: „Mr. Chen Huan, you sees my chaotic family/home, really doesn't have on a mood of dislike?” 丽塔低声道:“陈焕先生,你看到我乱糟糟的家,真的就一点厌恶的情绪都没有吗？” Chen Huan said with a smile: „This has any is good to loathe, if I a person live alone, not being able to do well is also like this, 50 cannot smile 100.” 陈焕笑道:“这就有啥好厌恶的,我要是一个人独居,搞不好也是这样子,五十步不能笑一百步。” Riitta said: „But, I am a woman, you are a man, we are different!” 丽塔道:“可是,我是女人呀,你是男人,我们不一样！” „, Having anything is different.” “切,有啥不一样的。” „Shouldn't woman, be good at the housework asking for the man to like?” “女人,不就应该擅长家务才会讨男人喜欢么？” „That was the old imperial calendar of any time.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Housework can ask the household management to do, even can ask the nanny to do.” “那是啥时代的老皇历了。”陈焕笑道:“家务可以请家政做,甚至可以请保姆来做嘛。” Riitta said: „If you must marry a wife, doesn't have to the wife basic request?” 丽塔道:“如果你要娶一个老婆,对老婆就连一点基本的要求都没有吗？” „Does so many requests.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „I told you, a person before bumping into own other half, often will have many requests to impose on oneself, for example some people will vow solemnly that said that must look for attractively, some people pledged that must look for one to have with common likes, some people said that wanted the stature to be good, some people said that must excel at the housework......” “干嘛那么多要求。”陈焕笑道:“我跟你讲啊,一个人在碰上自己的另一半之前,往往会有很多要求强加给自己,比如有人会信誓旦旦的说要找个漂亮的,有人发誓说必须要找一个和自己有共同爱好的,有人说要身材好的,有人说要擅长家务的……” Riitta said: „Yes, I also heard that the men will suppose these requests to oneself other half.” 丽塔道:“是啊,我也听说男人们会给自己的另一半设下这些要求。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Actually these rambled on, when bumped into the person who liked truly, anything requested to forget, at present only then that person. The merit shortcoming of that person, becomes all can accept, if she cannot achieve to make the requirements of housework, the man will get free to say for her ‚, but she is attractive’, if she cannot meet the attractive requirements, the man will get free to say for her ‚, but she will do the housework’, no matter what, likes in any case.” 陈焕笑道:“其实那些都是瞎扯,真正碰上喜欢的人时,什么要求都忘了,眼前就只有那个人了。那个人的优点缺点,会变得全都能接受,她如果达不到做家务的要求,男人就会为她开脱说‘但是她漂亮呀’,她如果达不到漂亮的要求,男人就会为她开脱说‘但是她会做家务呀’,反正不管怎么样,就是喜欢。” „, Then I understood so that's how it is finally.” Riitta asked suddenly: „Mr. Chen Huan, I wants to ask that your issue, you feel me, where has is worth the man liking?” “原来如此啊,这下我终于明白了。”丽塔突然问道:“陈焕先生,我想问你一个问题,你觉得我这个人,有什么地方值得男人喜欢呢？” „This......” Chen Huan thought: Actually three reasons, are good-looking, is good-looking, is good-looking. However, these three reasons as if did not facilitate to take saying that was understood by the woman for the superficial man easily. “这个嘛……”陈焕心想:其实有三个理由,长得漂亮,长得漂亮,长得漂亮。然而,这三个理由似乎都不方便拿出来说啊,容易被女人理解为肤浅的男人。 Actually these three reasons regarding man ultra important, is not superficial, but the woman does not understand this point, particularly a prettier woman more likes grabbing this place to intertwine, what merit wants the man to say their other places to have, however the brutal fact is, under being good-looking this major premise, man where can also manage their other places to have what merit shortcoming? 其实这三个理由对于男人来说超重要,一点也不肤浅,但女人就是不明白这一点,尤其是越漂亮的女人越喜欢抓着这个地方纠结,非要男人说出她们别的地方有什么优点,然而残酷的事实是,在长得漂亮这个大前提下,男人哪里还会管她们其他地方有什么优点缺点？ As for is long the unattractive female student, is not convinced to this point very much, they always say: „My he meow except for is long not attractively, other place merit thief are many, why can't the man see my internal beauty?” However, their mouth said obviously, but actually most likes catching the boyfriend to ask: „You thought that I am attractive?” 至于长得不漂亮的女生,对这一点很不服气,她们总是说:“我他喵的除了长得不漂亮,别的地方优点贼多啊,为啥男人看不见我的内在美？”然而,她们明明嘴里这么说,但却最喜欢逮着男朋友问:“你觉得我漂亮吗？” Therefore, their boyfriends can only one side criticize at heart: I go to your Sir. At the same time is meeting rudeness with a smile saying: „You in my heart are most beautiful, the person who only then falls in love with most can realize.” 于是,她们的男朋友只能一边在心里暗骂:我去你大爷。一边陪着笑脸道:“你在我心中是最美,只有相爱的人最能体会。” ( Above is taken from epic work «Court eunuch Eyes Woman» in) (以上摘自史诗巨著《太监眼中的女人》) In brief, facing pretty woman „you likes my anything” this issue time, the men must always rack brains to select other what reason, the thief is laborious. 总之,面对漂亮女人“你喜欢我什么”这个问题的时候,男人们总是得绞尽脑汁去想点别的什么理由,贼辛苦。 Present Chen Huan, suffered this serious concern crisis. 现在的陈焕,就遭遇了这个严重的问题危机。 The mother egg, at this time, was compelled me with universal of lending out, was used to describe the model answer that any women can pass through, Chen Huan hmph hmph a sound said: „Miss Riitta, I thought that this person most likable place lies in your earnestness, regardless of handles anything to implement dependably, this point was really good, moreover you were very good.” 妈蛋的,这种时候,就是逼我拿出放之四海皆准,用来形容任何女人都能过关的标准答案了,陈焕哼哼了一声道:“丽塔小姐,我觉得这个人最讨人喜欢的地方就在于你的认真,不论做什么事情都塌塌实实地去贯彻,这一点真是太棒了,而且你还很善良。” „? Originally is this.” The Riitta great happiness, on the face hung up the smile, the appearance thief who she smiles is attractive, therefore the fawn started to bump the earth fault to jump randomly. Is earnest as for anything, will make the fact to implement dependably, good this kind of the reason without the positive result, will make in the fawn top of the head float off at most a small peach heart, but this matter, Riitta where will also pay attention. “啊？原来是这样啊。”丽塔大喜,脸上挂起了笑容,她笑的样子贼好看,于是小鹿又开始碰碰碰地乱蹦了。至于什么认真啊,做事实会塌实贯彻啊,善良啊这一类没名堂的理由,顶多让小鹿头顶上浮起一个小小的桃心,但这种事,丽塔哪里还注意得到。 Then, Chen Huan sits in the side of big caterpillar, looks at the sirius the television program. 接下来,陈焕就坐在大毛毛虫的身边,看起天狼星的电视节目来。 Has saying that the sirius television program is very deficient, in the television station tosses about, only then a flat and thin piece that puts „science fiction film”, moreover without exception is that war piece that the brave soldier and evil Zilla battle . Moreover the plots of these flat and thin pieces are very weak, like our „anti-Japanese god piece”, somewhat lets the god plot that the person cannot understand frequently, what eagle catches from the cliff, a radish bomb kind...... 不得不说,天狼星的电视节目很匮乏,电视台里翻来覆去放的只有一种片子“科幻片”,而且无一例外全都是勇敢的战士与邪恶的瓦吉拉交战的那种战争片,而且这些片子的剧情还很幼稚,就像咱们的“抗日神片”一样,经常有些让人看不懂的神剧情,什么老鹰把人从悬崖下面抓起来,萝卜炸弹一类的…… Chen Huan spits the mortise: „Riitta, your here movies on such bird type? The screenwriter eats the excrement to grow up?” 陈焕不禁吐槽道:“丽塔,你们这里的电影就这样鸟样？编剧吃屎长大的啊？” „, This.” Riitta a little embarrassed said/tunnel: „Our sirius lacks the development in cultural entertainment, at the music, play, poetry and other aspects, comes to be bad very compared with Earth.” “呃,这个嘛。”丽塔有点不好意思地道:“咱们天狼星缺乏文化娱乐方面的发展,在音乐、戏剧、诗歌等各个方面,比起地球来还差得很远。” Author message: 作者留言: Thank: Chaldea Masta hits to enjoy 10000, Li Hui hits to enjoy 1688, selects mother I to hate you and face/color price/value to take on Wu Town to lead and contract radical Long Hua, my sovereign to long live!, July's belief and day maple tree institute Zixiao hits to enjoy 100 感谢:迦勒底马斯塔打赏10000,李辉打赏1688,点娘我恨你、颜值担当武镇帥、缔灬龍華、吾皇万岁！、七月的信仰、天枫院紫霄打赏100
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