MGILA :: Volume #8

#751: Measures to like the meter

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At noon, the father-in-law stands in the balcony looks into the distance, the rest eye, suddenly discovered, by Pluto probably were many anything, fixes the eyes on looked, originally increased cosmic dust. 中午,公公站在阳台上眺望远方,休息眼睛,突然发现,冥王星旁边好像多了什么东西,定睛一看,原来是增加了一颗宇宙尘埃。 The divine intervention, has to add one! 天意,只好加一更了！ ----- ----- Riitta cell phone that has snatched the female diplomat: „Is the appointment that which senior official sends? I must chat with him.” 丽塔一把抢过了女外交官的手机:“是哪个长官发的任命？我要和他谈谈。” The female diplomat reported the name of senior official in a low voice, Riitta hurries to fall back on the balcony, a telephone hit to the senior official: „Hey, I said that what you did make a mistake? I and Mr. Chen Huan is not that relations that you think.” 女外交官低声报了个高官的名字,丽塔赶紧退到阳台上,一个电话给高官打了过去:“喂,我说你们是不是搞错了什么？我和陈焕先生才不是你们想的那种关系。” In the telephone resounds the senior official dignified voice: „Does not need to explain, we have known completely.” 电话里响起高官威严的声音:“不用解释,我们已经全部都知道了。” „You do not know that I protested!” Riitta grabs the cell phone to yell. “你知道个鬼啊,我抗议！”丽塔抓着手机大叫道。 „Do not protest, for the sirius, on all people for the star, you can't make a sacrifice?” The senior officials get angry: „When I am young discards an arm for the sirius, was seriously injured, the fallen old ailment does not have now, I have no complain and regret, aren't your generation of young people, for the stars and people, really willing to pay?” “别抗议了,为了天狼星,为了星球上所有的人民,你个人就不能做出一点牺牲吗？”高官怒道:“我年轻时为了天狼星丢掉一条手臂,受了一身重伤,落下的病根现在还没好,我都无怨无悔,你这一代年轻人,为了星球和人民,真是一点都不愿意付出吗？” The Riitta sweat said: „I am willing to pay, however your directions made a mistake!” 丽塔大汗道:“我愿意付出呀,但是你们的方向搞错了！” „Our directions not wrong.” Senior official serious said/tunnel: „If you must protest, I only want to speak a few words......” “我们的方向没有错。”高官一本正经地道:“如果你一定要抗议的话,我只想说一句话……” He three seconds, then said with the serious incomparable sound: „Gives your double leave with pay, one year!” 他顿了三秒,然后用严肃无比的声音道:“给你双倍的带薪休假,一年！” „Double leaves with pay of year?” Riitta encounters 100 million storms to strike instantaneously, does the whole person sway, almost does not stand steadily, the big giant cake, actually this...... is this eats or does not eat? “一年份的双倍带薪休假？”丽塔瞬间遭遇一亿点暴击,整个人摇摇晃晃,差点站立不稳,好大一块巨型蛋糕啊,这……这究竟是吃还是不吃呢？ Riitta clenches teeth fiercely, is not good, where can, because this trivial small condition, does make this degree of concession? Is impossible! Even if my Riitta today dies, jumps from the crater, cannot take this attractive toxicant. 丽塔猛地一咬牙,不行,哪能因为这点区区小条件,就做出这种程度的让步？不可能！我丽塔今天就算是死,从火山口跳下去,也绝不能吃这块诱人的毒药。 She spunks up, is angry saying: „Mouth reckless! Does only one year of double paid leave want to control my matter of lifetime importance? What do you mean? Is my Riitta that mean person? To be on leave to sell into servitude? Did not agree absolutely.” 她强打起精神,大怒道:“口胡！区区一年双倍带薪的休假就想左右我的终身大事？你这是什么意思？我丽塔是那么轻贱的人吗？会为了休假卖身吗？绝对不同意。” The senior officials coldly smile: „On the sirius, nothing is the leave is unsolvable, if present, then on the double stopping leaves, gives you two years, how?” 高官冷冷一笑:“在天狼星上,没有什么是休假不能解决的,如果有,那就双倍份的停休假,给你两年,如何？” „Bang!” “轰！” The devil of leave put out a giant claw hammer, an earth fault hammer hits in Riitta's top of the head, hit her to be dizzy the vertigo, knew nothing about to be where . Moreover, the devil hit a hammer not only, but also brandished the hammer to hit the second hammer. 休假的魔鬼拿出一个巨大的钉锤,碰地一锤打在了丽塔的头顶,打得她头晕眼花,浑然不知身在何处,而且,魔鬼不光打了一锤,还抡起锤子又打了第二锤。 However, strong Riitta clenches teeth, cheered up, serious said/tunnel: „Does not want! I only because of ‚love’ and a man in the same place, not because was on leave sold itself, the above appointment, I did not accept!” 但是,坚强的丽塔咬了咬牙,重新振作起了精神,一本正经地道:“才不要！我只会因为‘爱’才和一个男人在一起,才不会因为休假就卖了自己,上面的任命,我不接受！” „Silk!” The senior officials sucked in cold air, person who in this world two annual vacations is unable to buy over unexpectedly? Really outstandingly able person! “丝！”高官倒抽了一口凉气,这世界上居然有两年休假都无法收买的人？真是奇人！ In this flash, the senior official almost must give up own appointment. 就在这一瞬间,高官差一点就要放弃自己的任命了。 However, the senior official after all is a senior official, the rich life experience can always make the correct direction for him, his sudden forehead lighting a lamp artillery one bright, hehe said with a smile: „Miss Riitta, if there is ‚a love’, two times of leaves, you are willing to comply again in addition? You think carefully, you do like him?” 然而,高官毕竟是高官,丰富的人生经验总是能为他做出正确的指引,他突然脑门上灯炮一亮,嘿嘿一声笑道:“那丽塔小姐,如果有‘爱’,再加上两倍的休假,你是不是就愿意答应了呢？你仔细想想,你喜欢他么？” Riitta's face slightly red, thinks carefully, she was full of the favorable impression to Chen Huan, in Earth, lives , in Chen Huan family/home, has liked Chen Huan secretly, but, where this saying feels all right to say. 丽塔的脸微微红了红,仔细想了想,她对陈焕是充满了好感的,早在地球,住在陈焕家里的时候,就已经暗暗地喜欢上了陈焕,只是,这话哪好意思说出来。 „First did I like him leave alone, because, he was impossible to like me.” Riitta a little not self-confident said/tunnel: „I displayed big pile of shortcomings before Mr. Chen Huan, particularly when I, like a caterpillar, he will not like such woman.” “先别管我喜不喜欢他了,因为,他根本不可能喜欢我。”丽塔有点不自信地道:“我在陈焕先生面前表现出了一大堆缺点,尤其是休假时的我,就像一条毛毛虫,他才不会喜欢这样的女人。” „This matter you said does not calculate, must ask the opinion of Mr. Chen.” The senior officials hmph hmph to say. “这事儿你说了不算,得问陈先生的意见。”高官哼哼道。 „This matter, directly asked that is not quite good?” Riitta is a little afraid. “这种事,直接问不太好吧？”丽塔有点心虚。 The senior officials are also the worldly people, naturally yes, directly asked that a man does love a woman, this he meow having no way asked, is very difficult to get the right key. He hmph hmph saying: „Performed an experiment not to understand? Your some what shortcomings, although is causing to him, we send out an expert, analyzes him to see your shortcoming response when with the exquisitest instrument, the heartbeat, the pulse, the breath, the nerve...... wait/etc, can analyze him to like.” 高官也是人精,当然明白,直接去问一个男人爱不爱一个女人,这他喵的没法问,很难得到正确答案。他哼哼道:“做个试验不就明白了吗？你有些什么缺点,尽管对着他使出来,咱们派出一个专家小组,用最精妙的仪器来分析他看到你的缺点时的反应,心跳,脉搏,呼吸,神经……等等,就能分析出他喜不喜欢了。” „Well? Also can like this?” “咦？还可以这样？” „Sure!” Senior official complacent said/tunnel: „Our sirius highest-end scientist just studied a new instrument, its name is ‚measures to like meter’, its function does not lose in ‚lie detector’, is the new generation invents greatly, can see clearly human precisely ‚liking’ and ‚love’ wait/etc moods.” “当然可以！”高官得意洋洋地道:“咱们天狼星最高端的科学家刚刚研究出来了一种新仪器,它的名字叫做‘测喜欢仪’,其功能不输于‘测谎仪’,是新一代伟大发明,能精确地洞察出人类的‘喜欢’、‘爱’等等心情。” Riitta gawked for five seconds, is angry saying: „What strange science invention is this? Which type do the scientists study this type of thing to make? Tax that we pay also! Do not waste on this scientist.” 丽塔足足楞了五秒,然后大怒道:“这是什么奇怪的科学发明？科学家研究这种东西是要闹哪样？把我们交的税还来！不要浪费在这种科学家身上。” The senior officials hmph hmph saying: „You said that you do want to measure?” 高官哼哼道:“你就说你想不想测吧？” „To measure!” Riitta replied immediately: „Please must test to have a look.” “想测！”丽塔立即答道道:“请务必测试一下看看。” „Snort, I know.” High major road: „Today first do not quarrel, hurries to go home, I told that the human resources department gives you several days of leave, we using these days leave time, with ‚measured to like meter’ testing Mr. Chen Huan.” “哼,我就知道。”高官道:“今天先别吵了,赶紧回家去,我吩咐人事部给你几天事假,咱们就利用这几天事假时间,用‘测喜欢仪’来测试一下陈焕先生吧。” Riitta is not immediately noisy, returns the administrative hall, here, a group of diplomats of Chen Huan, breeze two stars are still also waiting to watch the fun, Riitta hurries saying: „Sorry, making everyone worry for my matter, I already and above came to an arrangement, above to me several days of leave, I will first go home.” 丽塔马上就不吵了,重新回到行政大厅,这边,陈焕、小风还有两星的一大群外交官们还在等着看热闹呢,丽塔赶紧道:“抱歉,让大家为我的事操心了,我已经和上面谈妥,上面会给我几天事假,我先回家去啦。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Levels with the leave? Actually does my trough spit not to spit?” 陈焕笑道:“又用休假来摆平啊？我这一口槽究竟吐还是不吐好呢？” „Leave is not the leave, cannot have one's wish, can only be used to do the corresponding matter, was called the leave.” Riitta shrugged saying: „In brief, I went home to handle the business to go, everyone said goodbye.” “事假不是休假,不能随心所欲,只能用来做相应的事,才叫事假。”丽塔摊了摊手道:“总之,我回家处理事务去了,大家再见。” She hurried to take to one's heels to run, the flash ran far away. 她赶紧撒腿跑了出去,一瞬间就跑得老远。 Within a half hour, in Riitta goes home. 半个小时之后,丽塔回到了家里。 Her family/home is a family/home of typical sirius person, all metal construction, the furniture of wall ceiling in together with family/home, is the metal goods, is lending an ice-cold science fiction aura, but in the home actually lacks the human live the aura, because she is an orphan, without parental family member, in family/home she, therefore in family/home not too warm...... 她的家是一个典型的天狼星人的家,全金属构造,墙壁天花板连同家里的家具,全都是金属物品,散发着一种冰冷的科幻气息,但是这个家里却缺乏人类生活的气息,因为她是个孤儿,没有父母亲人,家里就她一个人,所以家里并不太温馨…… A life of person do not indulge! 一个人的生活不要太放纵！ She rarely tidies up family's clean health, therefore in the family/home is throwing various types of things everywhere at sixes and sevens, for example her coat, pants and Bra, the fat time...... will not even have the visitor to arrive in any case, here thing will throw down is seen. 她很少收拾家里的清洁卫生,所以家里到处都乱七八糟地扔着各种东西,例如她的外套、裤子、Bra、甚至胖次……反正也不会有访客到来,这里东西乱扔也不会被人看到。 However, this was different, in she goes home, first and fat time threw into the washer Bra, at least this two kinds thing, cannot make others see. 不过,今次不一样了,她一回到家里,首先把Bra和胖次都扔进了洗衣机,至少这两样东西,不能让别人看到。 Then she sits in the sofa peacefully superior, for a long time later, the doorbell rang, in the intercom resounded a voice of man: „Is Miss Riitta? I am above send, sent one ‚to measure to like meter’ to you.” 然后她安安静静地坐在沙发上等着,许久之后,门铃响了,对讲机里响起了一个男人的声音:“是丽塔小姐吗？我是上面派来的,给您送来了一台‘测喜欢仪’。”
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