MGILA :: Volume #8

#748: Please eat meal

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At noon today, the father-in-law stands in the balcony the rest eye, looks out into the distance, suddenly discovered, by the Himalaya Mountains of distant place probably were many any thing, fixes the eyes on looked, originally increased a ticket booth that sells the admission ticket. 今天中午,公公站在阳台上休息眼睛,极目远眺,突然发现,远处的喜马拉雅山旁边好像多了一个什么东西,定睛一看,原来是增加了一个卖门票的售票点呀。 In these words presented a additional character, has to add one. 这句话里出现了一个加字,只好加一更了。 ----- ----- dragon Aoxue a talking nonsense opens the mouth comes, but, this talked nonsense is fair. 龙傲雪一通胡说八道张口就来,但是,这通胡说八道偏偏是合情合理的。 Highest boundary that so-called lies, is seven points of real, three points of false. 所谓说谎的最高境界,就是七分真,三分假。 In dragon Aoxue these words has the larger part real, the sirius has truly attacked Earth, truly in double celebrated the sky and shape sifting robot of Tang of heir apparent science and technology Co. , Ltd. university has battled, moreover that war was Chen Huan witnesses. 龙傲雪这一番话里有一大半是真的,天狼星确实攻打过地球,确实在双庆大学的上空与大唐世子科技有限公司的变形机器人交战过,而且那一战是陈焕亲眼目睹。 This is that seven points of real! 这就是那七分真！ As for the following three points of false, under the front seven points really conceal, were very easy to win others'trust. 至于后面的三分假,在前面的七分真掩饰下,就很容易被人取信了。 Although Chen Huan had not been fallen the wisdom, but this lie he cannot pick up what flaw, crooked tilted the head said: „So that's how it is, good, should you be cancelled are on leave I no matter, but this school desk, since is my school steals, that should return to our school, you said is right?” 陈焕虽然没有被降智,但这番谎话他也挑不出什么破绽来,歪了歪头道:“原来如此,好吧,你该不该被取消休假我才不管,但这张课桌既然是我的学校偷来的,那理应归还给咱们学校,你说对不对？” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles: „You said rational, that gives back to you.” 龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“你说得有理,那就还给你吧。” Just said, she was awkwardly chaotic: It is not good, this table I want to be used to refuel the principle, then selects most delicious ingredients to be truant the approach, now the table gave back to the shining, what to do can I? Comes with the thing from the Earth potential surface again? In front of shining, did not facilitate does this. 刚说完,她就乱尴尬了一把:不好,这张桌子我是想用来换料理的,然后从中选出一款最好吃的料理来偷学做法,现在桌子还给焕焕了,我又要怎么办？再从地球位面拿东西过来吗？当着焕焕的面,也不方便这样做了吧。 She stiffens for a while, the thief is awkward. 她一时僵住,贼尴尬。 At this time, Chen Huan said with a smile: „Younger sister, many thanks you complies to give back to my school the table, I thought that your miss is good, was very reasonable, ok, the table did not use, you remained are playing. Moreover, can I invite you to eat meal together? Our person of many, have the earthman also to have the sirius person, in addition you are livelier.” 就在这时候,陈焕却笑道:“妹子,多谢你答应把桌子还给我的学校,我觉得你这位姑娘挺好的,很讲道理,算了,桌子也不用还了,你就留着玩吧。另外,我能邀请你一起吃个饭吗？我们这里人很多,有地球人也有天狼星人,加上你更热闹。” „Well?” dragon Aoxue the great happiness coldly smiles, thought: Good, then did not need to be worried to attend to the issue. “咦？”龙傲雪大喜地冷冷一笑,心想:太好了,这下就不用担心料理问题了。 dragon Aoxue hurries falling the wisdom halo receives, the whole world restored the normal rhythm, the game of penguin Monarch also changed from the hiring by the month pattern sold the item pattern. 龙傲雪赶紧把降智光环收起来,整个世界重新恢复了正常节奏,企鹅君的游戏也从包月模式又变回了卖道具模式。 Chen Huan, breeze, Earth and sirius officials, big one group of people, instantaneously in biggest several tables the restaurant occupying, dragon Aoxue were also invited, sits in the Chen Huan breeze same table on. She was invited obviously „passer-by armor”, but why does not know, sits toward this table, instantaneously becomes a focus of attention. 陈焕、小风,还有地球和天狼星的官员们,好大一群人,瞬间就把餐厅里最大的几张桌子给占了,龙傲雪也被邀请过来,坐在和陈焕小风同一张桌上。她明明是被邀请来的“路人甲”,但不知道为啥,往这桌上一坐,瞬间成为众人注目的焦点。 Lie that Chen Huanxin dragon Aoxue spoke a moment ago, but also thinks that she is also reconnaissance rack driving, turns toward a Earth representatives introduced on table: „This miss is the sirius reconnaissance aircraft pilot, has participated in the Earth expeditionary force, here bumps into is also predestined friends, I asked her to come to eat meal together. Right, the breeze, according to this logic she is the person in your expeditionary force, do you know her?” 陈焕信了刚才龙傲雪说的谎话,还以为她也是一位侦察机架驶员,就向着桌上的地球各国代表介绍道:“这位姑娘是天狼星的侦察机驾驶员,参与过地球远征军,在这里碰上也是有缘,我就请她过来一起吃饭了。对了,小风,这样说来她是你的远征军中的人,你认识她吗？” The breeze shakes the head saying: „In expeditionary force a large number, where can I each know?” 小风摇头道:“远征军里人数众多,我哪能每一个都认识？” American representative said suddenly: „This enlisted woman dragon Xing is vigorous and mighty strides, the makings are calm, in the future must become the great talent.” 美国代表突然道:“这位女兵龙形虎步,气质沉稳,将来必成大器。” German representative said suddenly in a low voice: „This female terrifying like this, if not except that as soon as possible, must become the Earth serious hidden trouble in the future.” 德国代表突然低声道:“此女恐怖若斯,若不尽早除去,将来必成地球心腹大患。” „Hey, do you do?” Chen Huanqi said. “喂,你们干嘛？”陈焕奇道。 American representative and German representative flung the head: „Does not know, suddenly thinks that direction.” 美国代表和德国代表甩了甩脑袋:“不知道,突然就想到那个方向去了。” Chen Huanluan, shifted to the dragon arrogant trail: „Excuse me, these fellows do not have the positive result, you do not need to manage them.” 陈焕乱汗了一把,转向龙傲雪道:“不好意思,这些家伙没名堂得很,你不用理他们。” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles, this matter sees many, has been familiar with. 龙傲雪冷冷一笑,这种事见得太多,已经习惯。 Waited for a while, the boss in restaurant the vegetable/dish was delivering various types in turn, quick set out the full table. 等了一会儿,餐厅的老板正将各种好菜轮流送了上来,很快就摆了满满一桌子。 Everyone carefully studies, discovered that this table vegetable/dish majority do for the raw material with Zilla, for example red tile kilning Zilla, steams the shredded meat that Zilla, Zilla sliver slightly to fry, Zilla soup...... entire one table is the meat, a vegetarian dish cannot see. 大伙儿仔细研究,发现这一桌子菜大多数都是用瓦吉拉为原材料做出来的,比如红烧瓦吉拉、清蒸瓦吉拉、瓦吉拉切成的肉丝小炒、瓦吉拉汤……整整一桌全是肉食,连个素菜都看不到。 Japanese aunt's food habit is quite light, she cannot bear ask: „Vegetarian dish?” 日本大妈的饮食习惯比较清淡,她忍不住问道:“素菜呢？” Boss awkward typical: „This woman, vegetarian dish type of thing...... the shop of our roadside scale cannot provide, you must go to the most upscale top hotel to eat.” 老板一脸尴尬地道:“这位女士,素菜这种东西……咱们这种路边档次的小店提供不起啦,您得去最高档的顶级酒店才能吃到。” People: „......” 众人:“……” „Good, do not care about this detail.” Chen Huandao: „Does in Rome as Rome does, we taste Zilla's flavor.” “好吧,不要在意这种细节。”陈焕道:“入乡随俗,我们来尝尝瓦吉拉的味道。” Everyone lifts the chopsticks together, picks Zilla to taste. 大伙儿一起举筷子,夹起瓦吉拉来一尝。 „Well?” American representative said: „This meat also really eats good, cannot eat is completely the meat of insect, the pulp is lush, has the toughness, quite good.” “咦？”美国代表道:“这肉还真的满好吃的,完全吃不出来是昆虫的肉嘛,肉质肥美,有韧性,相当的不错啊。” Chen Huan also ate two chopsticks, feels also well, said with a smile: „This meat is truly delicious, particularly this characteristics approach.” He is pointing at a plate of meat, that meat is not red-roast does not steam, does not fry does not fry in oil, is the one unique approach of sirius person, does not know how to make, the pulp is very fresh and tender, eats not card tooth. 陈焕也吃了两筷子,感觉还不错,笑道:“这肉确实好吃,尤其是这种特色做法。”他指着一盘肉,那肉既不是红烧也不是清蒸,不是炒不是油炸,是天狼星人的一种独特做法,不知道是怎么弄的,肉质很鲜嫩,吃起来一点也不卡牙。 Chen Huan said with a smile: „Actually does this how do?” 陈焕笑道:“这究竟是怎么做的？” The breeze said with a smile: „This is the unique approach of our sirius, is called the volcanic lake to cook in a covered vessel the meat, brings the hot lake water from the volcanic lake, places in the lake water and raw meat the special vessel, cooks in a covered vessel ripe...... naturally, I only know so many, after all I am not good at attending , the concrete detail does not understand.” 小风笑道:“这是咱们天狼星的独特做法,叫做火山湖焖肉,从火山湖取来热乎乎的湖水,把湖水与生肉放在特殊的容器里,焖熟……当然,我就只知道这么多,毕竟我不太擅长料理,具体的细节是不懂的。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „That also is really the characteristics! What a pity, such delicious thing can only eat in the sirius, returned to Earth not to have.” 陈焕笑道:“那还真是特色！可惜了,这么好吃的东西只能在天狼星吃到,回地球就没了。” Listened to his such saying, dragon Aoxue immediately eyes one bright, good, was stolen the study the recipe of this dish, then did to the shining eats. She in happy, in the ring suddenly resounded 32 fathers-in-law's voices: „Lord, do not cheer too soon, do not forget you in the status of Earth are only the ordinary female university student, if after Mr. Chen Huan returns to Earth, you make the volcanic lake to cook in a covered vessel Zilla meat suddenly together to him, he will definitely suspect ingredients method that the material where you make, where learns, wasn't that being finished extraordinarily good luck?” 听他这么一说,龙傲雪顿时双眼一亮,好,就把这道菜的做法偷学回去,然后做给焕焕吃。她正在开心,戒指里突然响起了三十二公公的声音:“主子,别高兴得太早,您别忘了您在地球的身份只是普通的女大学生,要是陈焕先生回到地球之后,您突然做出一道火山湖焖瓦吉拉肉给他,他肯定会怀疑你从哪里弄来的材料,从哪里学会的料理方法,那不是完蛋大吉？” dragon Aoxue „”: „Can that should do?” 龙傲雪“呀”了一声:“那可如何是好？” 32 fathers-in-law hurry to say in a low voice: „Tries to find the solution, enabling the official channel of Earth to obtain Zilla meat.” 三十二公公赶紧低声道:“想办法,让地球的官方渠道能得到瓦吉拉肉。” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles: „That is simple, I open the taunt halo on Earth......” 龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“那多简单,我在地球上开个嘲讽光环就……” „No!” 32 fathers-in-law in great surprise: „Earthman where has the sirius person such high science and technology, not possible contends with Zilla to invade with the fleet and robot, you come up the taunt halo in Earth, the Earth population feared that cannot be destroyed completely the larger part by Zilla. Until the crossing over and US tramp these three big gods in high-school student and Heavenly Dynasty of Area 11 stand, can block Zilla's invasion.” “别！”三十二公公大惊:“地球人哪有天狼星人这么高的科技,不可能用舰队和机器人抗衡瓦吉拉入侵,您在地球上来个嘲讽光环,地球人口怕不是得被瓦吉拉灭掉一大半。直到11区的高中生、天朝的穿越者、美国的流浪汉这三尊大神站出来,才能挡得住瓦吉拉的入侵。” dragon Aoxue a brow wrinkle: „That what to do?” 龙傲雪眉头一皱:“那咋办？” In this time, German representative is opening the mouth to say suddenly: „Zilla meat really eats good, I felt actually, if our Earth government imports Earth this thing, could sell greatly.” 正在这时候,德国代表突然开口道:“瓦吉拉肉真的满好吃的,我倒是觉得,咱们地球政府如果把这东西进口到地球,说不定能大卖。”
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