MGILA :: Volume #8

#742: The values are not quite same

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The father-in-law a moment ago to rest the eyes, stood in the balcony, looked into the distant place green woods, suddenly, the father-in-law discovered, side of that woods, probably usually were more than a point anything, originally...... increased a telephone pole. 公公刚才为了休息双眼,站在阳台上,眺望远处绿色的树林,突然,公公发现,那片树林的旁边,好像比平时多了一点什么,原来……是增加了一根电线杆啊。 Here presented a additional character, has to add one. 这里出现了一个加字,只好加一更了。 ----- ----- The president took up the microphone, the audience before toward television explained: „matter, everyone do not care, I asked a moment ago diplomatic ambassadors who Earth comes, they say, the earthman and we are the same , has many and varied marital customs, our here , some countries and regions use the polygamy and polyandry, therefore the action of Mr. Chen Huan and has no issue.” 总统重新拿起了麦克风,向着电视机前的观众们解释起来:“刚才的事情,大家不要在意,刚才我问了地球来的外交大使们,据他们说,地球人和咱们一样,也拥有多种多样的婚姻习俗,在咱们这里,也有部份国家和地区采用一夫多妻制和一妻多夫制嘛,所以陈焕先生的举动并没有什么问题。” „Originally is this.” Sirius people then did not care actually. “原来是这样。”天狼星人们这下倒是不在意了。 In many female sirius will of the people even mused: According to this logic, did I have the opportunity? Mr. Chen Huan burns powerful, if I can also and kiss with him, that isn't the blood gains a good man? 不少女天狼星人心里甚至暗想:这样说来,我也有机会了？陈焕先生辣么强大,我如果也能和他和亲,那不是血赚一个好男人？ However, in the television station the matter, Chen Huan does not know, he is awkward in the space, listening to Riitta to say is in the live broadcast, immediately sweat: „Warder day, in live broadcast? Quickly, shuts off quickly......” 不过,电视台里发生的事情,陈焕并不知道,他正在天上尴尬着呢,听丽塔说正在直播,顿时大汗:“沃德天,在直播？快,快切断……” Riitta has to interrupt the live broadcast temporarily. 丽塔只好暂时中断了直播。 Chen Huan depressed said/tunnel: „Didn't you say early in the live broadcast? I have usually not had the positive result, I spoke thoughtlessly to speak a joke, then what to do?” 陈焕郁闷地道:“你怎么不早说在直播？我平时才没有这么没名堂,我只是随口说个笑话,这下咋办？” Riitta is speechless: „How would I know what to do?” 丽塔无语:“我哪知道怎么办？” „, Is dying was dying.” Chen Huan called out pitifully: „Person on this sirius also not me, when the sexual harasser does look?” “啊啊啊,要死了要死了。”陈焕惨叫道:“这一下天狼星上的人还不把我当色狼看？” Riitta thought: The disparity of you and sexual harasser, only then such a micron distance. 丽塔心想:你和色狼的差距,也就只有那么一微米的距离。 She is intertwining to make Chen Huan seat in oneself airplane, suddenly, in the sky brushes to fly several airplanes, the robot, even a destroyer depended, these airplane and robot even destroyer, the common grounds, that is- they are the female pilots. 她正在纠结要不要让陈焕坐进自己的飞机里面,突然,天空中刷刷刷刷飞过来数架飞机,机器人,甚至连一艘驱逐舰都靠了过来,这些飞机、机器人甚至驱逐舰,有一个共同点,那就是-它们都是女驾驶员。 One group of sirius younger sisters were calling out to Chen Huan: „The airplane of Captain Riitta is the single place, does not sit down, you can come here, my airplane is the two person place.” 一群天狼星妹子对着陈焕叫道:“丽塔上尉的飞机是单人座,坐不下,你可以来我这里呀,我这架飞机是双人座的。” „My this robot, although is the single place, but I did not mind that sits in Mr. Chen the bosom.” “我这架机器人虽然是单人座,但我不介意坐在陈先生怀里。” „My this destroyer can sit 1000 Mr. Chen!” “我这架驱逐舰能坐一千个陈先生！” Riitta immediately sweat: „Hey, your what situations?” 丽塔顿时大汗:“喂喂,你们什么情况？” The female pilots were just charmed by Chen Huan that wave of shocking operation, heard president's explanation, now where will mind that Chen Huan and breeze had the engagement, they looked forward to be able actually with the powerful Earth soldier and kiss, gain crisply. Several younger sisters said with a smile: „Captain Riitta, your airplane does not sit down in any case, do not manage, here gives us.” 女飞行员们刚刚被陈焕那一波惊艳的操作迷住了,又听到了总统的解释,现在哪里会介意陈焕和小风有婚约了,她们倒是巴不得能和强大的地球战士和个亲,赚爽。几个妹子笑道:“丽塔上尉,你那飞机反正坐不下,你就不要管啦,这里交给我们吧。” Riitta hmph hmph two, opened the live broadcast silently again. 丽塔哼哼了两声,默默无言地再次打开了直播。 Chen Huan does not know that the live broadcast opened, but also thinks that does not have the thing of positive result to switch off, therefore suspended a very cool modeling, is saying with a smile to the female pilots: „Many thanks everyone good intention, but I and Captain Riitta are quite familiar, she when Earth, has lived in my family, I want to ride her airplane.” 陈焕并不知道直播又打开了,还以为那没名堂的东西已经关掉,于是又摆了个酷酷的造型,对着女飞行员们笑道:“多谢大家好意,不过我和丽塔上尉比较熟悉啦,她在地球时,一直都住在我家里的,我还是想搭她的飞机。” Numerous younger sister sweats: Originally has Riitta this fellow such quick movement, lived together? Mental handicap of mother, a moment ago clearly what did she also install? 众妹子大汗:原来丽塔这家伙这么快的动作,都已经同居过了？妈的智障,那她刚才还装什么清纯呀？ The viewer friends in ground: „......” 地面上的观众朋友们:“……” The people of authority were also awkwardly chaotic, a senior official picked up the phone, hit to Riitta: „Captain Riitta, I believes, recalls the flight squadron to be wrong you, the military headquarters appoint you vice- to make fair as the diplomacy, can bring into full play your special skill, is the peace of two stars delimits important one, now the government changes your appointment, cancels you to fly the duty of chief, please continue to hold the post of the diplomacy vice- to cause.” 政府部门的人也乱尴尬了一把,一位长官拿起了电话,打给了丽塔:“丽塔上尉,我认为,把你调回飞行大队是错误的,军部任命你为外交副使合情合理,能充份发挥你的特长,为两星的和平划上重要的一笔,现在政府改变你的任命,取消你飞行大队长的职务,请你继续担任外交副使。” Riitta: „MMP, I had MMP to say immediately!” 丽塔:“MMP,我有一句MMP立即要说！” Angry Riitta turns around the reconnaissance aircraft, killed fast to the authority, looked for the senior official theory. 愤怒的丽塔把侦察机掉了个头,飞快地杀向了政府部门,找长官理论去了。 Finally, Chen Huan does not have the airplane to sit, has governing own flying sword, puts up the driving airplane and robot in big group of female pilots, under the environmental sanitation of destroyer, fell in the city slowly. 结果,陈焕还是没飞机可坐,只好御着自己的飞剑,在一大堆女驾驶员架驶的飞机和机器人,驱逐舰的环卫下,缓缓地降回了城市之中。 At this time, the volcanic eruption also stopped slowly, mentioned also strangely, then a moment ago the fierce volcanic eruption, everyone also thinks that must continue to be very long, actually without expecting it only spurted one wave, immediately stopped. 这时候,火山爆发也慢慢停了下来,说来也奇怪,刚才那么厉害的火山喷发,大伙儿还以为要持续很久,却没料到它只喷了一波,马上就停下来了。 Because, it at all is not the normal volcanic eruption, but the star is unloading the fist vigor, after finishing unloading, naturally stopped. 因为,它根本不是正常的火山喷发,只是星球在卸拳劲罢了,卸完之后,当然就停了呗。 This mysterious volcano collective erupted and finished, the scientists who cause the sirius suddenly puzzles over, more than 200 years later, the scientist is studying this time crazily mysteriously actually „geological change” is what reason, but they could not find the model answer forever. 这一次神奇的火山集体喷发和突然结束,使得天狼星的科学家们伤透了脑筋,直到200多年后,还有科学家在疯狂地研究着这一次神奇的“地质变化”究竟是何原因,但他们永远找不到标准答案。 Chen Huan landed in the square in town center...... 陈焕重新降落在了市中心的广场上…… The sirius president also stand comes to power again, takes the microphone to say loudly: „, Mr. Chen, you displayed a moment ago, was really surprising.” 天狼星总统也重新站上了台,拿着麦克风大声道:“哦,陈先生,您刚才的表现,真的是太让人惊讶了。” Chen Huanluan awkward, thought: „Oh no, it seems like in the live broadcast, I was really working as the surface and Riitta of entire star live broadcast a moment ago said that words, then died dead.” 陈焕乱尴尬了一把,心想:“糟糕,看来刚才真的在直播,我当着全星球直播的面和丽塔说那种话,这下死定了死定了。” He hurries to wave the hand saying: „Matter that, below no talent, did did not have the positive result, making you be laughed.” 他赶紧摇手道:“呃,那个,在下不才,做了些没名堂的事,让你们见笑了。” „Is laughed at? Has not been laughed at!” The president hurries saying: „A your sword, quells several kilowatts Zilla, who dares to laugh at you?” “见笑？没有见笑！”总统赶紧道:“你一人一剑,荡平数千瓦吉拉,谁敢笑你啊？” „Well? What you said is this?” Chen Huanhan said: „Following......” “咦？你说的是这个？”陈焕汗道:“后面的……” „, Following absolutely does not have the issue.” A president face proper said/tunnel: „We fully respect the custom of each star, each country and each nation, so long as the litigant did not oppose, does not have the issue.” “哦,后面的完全没有问题。”总统一脸正经地道:“我们充份尊重每一个星球、每一个国家、每一个民族的习俗,只要当事人不反对,就没有问题。” A black person question mark of Chen Huan face. 陈焕一脸的黑人问号。 At this time, conceals entered the sirius people in building, had walked one after another, returned to near the square again, but population that these encircled time, were more. Encircled a moment ago here resident who only then watched the wedding, but this time, the large number person did not watch the wedding, they were come to see „the hero of Earth”. 这时候,藏进建筑物里的天狼星人们,已经陆陆续续地走了出来,再一次回到广场边上,而这一次围过来的人数,比刚才的还要多。刚才围在这里的只有一些来看婚礼的市民,但这一次,大数人不是来看婚礼了,他们是来看“地球的英雄”。 Large numbers of sirius younger sisters run most quickly, some of them take the tablet PC, drew a peach heart above, writes „me to love hero”, some take the banner that is producing in a hurry urgently, above wrote „heroic hero is too graceful” same inscription, welled up to the square near crazily. 大批天狼星妹子跑得最快,她们有的拿着平板电脑,在上面画了一个桃心,写着“我爱英雄”,有的则拿着紧急赶制的横幅,上面写着“英雄英雄太帅了”一样的字样,疯狂地涌到广场边上。 Is seeing Chen Huan that flash, the young girls of innumerable being in love flowed off the excited tears, cheers: „Handsome fellow, I must live a monkey to you.” 在看到陈焕的那一瞬间,无数怀春的少女流下了激动的热泪,欢呼道:“帅哥,我要给你生个猴子。” The innumerable younger sisters put out the cell phone, photographs to Chen Huan crazily. 无数妹子拿出手机,对着陈焕疯狂拍照。 The excited fans clash to mount the stage forcefully, wants to take a group photo with Chen Huan, but immediately persuaded to quit by the police and staff, Chen Huan, turned into „star player” bewilderedly instantaneously, is the star on star, with Earth on „star player” has the subtle difference. 还有激动的粉丝强行冲上台来,想和陈焕合影,但是马上就被军警和工作人员们劝退了下去,陈焕莫名其妙地,瞬间就变成了“球星”,也就是星球上的明星,和地球上的“球星”有着微妙的不同。 Chen Huanda: I sexually harassed the younger sister a moment ago by the live broadcast, unexpectedly had not worked as the waste by the sirius younger sister, do so many younger sisters hound? What rhythm is this? The values of sirius person, probably and earthman is not quite same. 陈焕大奇:我刚才调戏妹子被直播了,居然没被天狼星妹子当人渣,还有这么多妹子来追捧？这是什么节奏？天狼星人的价值观,好像和地球人不太一样呀。
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