MGILA :: Volume #7

#655: My hobby is the carpenter

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- „Is is, you said right, you are on leave, I do not have the qualifications to order you to do anything.” The breeze shrugged, turns the head to Chen Huan: „When she is on leave continuously this?” “是是是,你说得都对,你在休假,我没资格命令你做任何事。”小风摊了摊手,转过头来对着陈焕:“她休假时一直都这样？” „Yes!” Chen Huan lets go saying: „Has maintained this condition many days.” “是的！”陈焕摊手道:“已经保持这状态很多天了。” Breeze randomly awkward: „This...... is really was extremely sorry, making you see sirius person undignified side, image that discredited our sirius person simply.” 小风乱尴尬了一把:“这个……真是非常抱歉,让你看到了天狼星人不体面的一面,简直抹黑了咱们天狼星人的形象。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Does not need to rise to the altitude of star goes, on Earth also has the lazy person of all forms, there are disinclined to be very excessive, but I did not feel image that they will discredit the earthman, because on person 100, all forms, no one, even one group of people can represent the image of entire star, I do not want to be represented by anybody.” 陈焕笑道:“也不用上升到星球的高度去啦,地球上也有形形色色的懒人,也有懒得很过份的,但我并不觉得他们会抹黑地球人的形象啊,因为人上一百,形形色色,没有任何一个人,甚至一群人能代表得了整个星球的形象,我也不想被任何人代表。” The breeze relaxes: „Shining really includes all kinds together, has the broad mind/bosom.” 小风不禁松了口气:“焕焕真是兼容并包,有着宽广的胸怀。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „, I respect others' freedom very much.” 陈焕笑道:“嘛,我这个人还是很尊重别人的自由的。” „That...... that I have my presumptuous request.” The breeze blushes suddenly: „I...... can I also do the matter that some I like? Because I am also on leave.” “那……那我有个不情之请。”小风突然红了脸:“我……我也可以做一些我喜欢的事吗？因为我也在休假啦。” Listened to her such saying, Chen Huan raised suddenly not a good premonition: „Do you also want to work as the caterpillar?” 听她这么一说,陈焕突然升起了一种不好的预感:“你也要当毛毛虫？” „Not, I and hobby of Captain Riitta is different.” The breeze said with a smile: „My likes personally is in very high-end atmosphere the scale, is very absolutely healthy, without is so dispirited.” “不是啦,我和丽塔上尉的爱好不一样。”小风笑道:“我的个人爱好是很高端大气上档次的啦,绝对很健康,才没有那么颓废呢。” „Actually do you want to make what?” “那你究竟要做啥？” The breeze put out one pile at sixes and sevens tools from the package package, the power saw, hammer, nail and planing tool...... the big pile at sixes and sevens tools, Chen Huan had not even made clear these gadget for a short time is to make anything. 小风从包包里拿出了一堆乱七八糟的工具,电锯、锤子、钉子、刨刀……还有一大堆乱七八糟的工具,陈焕甚至一时半会搞不清楚这些玩意儿是来做啥的。 The breeze said with a smile: „My interest is the carpenter, when ha, leave carpenter who I must make the entire vacation.” 小风笑道:“我的兴趣就是做木工,哈哈哈,休假时我要做整整一个假期的木工。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Younger sisters: „......” 众妹子:“……” After several seconds, Chen Huancai makes an effort to spit the mortise: „Why can is the carpenter? Although I did not think that this hobby is low-end, but has not felt in its high-end atmosphere the scale.” 好几秒后,陈焕才用力地吐槽道:“为什么会是做木工啊？虽然我不觉得这个爱好是低端的,但也没有觉得它高端大气上档次啊。” „Very high-end in our sirius.” Breeze serious said/tunnel: „You also know, on sirius plant few, wants to find flowers and plants is not easy, let alone big tree, therefore the wood/blockhead is rare, is the highest level material, with appliance that the wood/blockhead manufactures, has the supreme unsurpassed honored feeling in our sirius, therefore, the carpenter is the uppermost layer, highest level, the highest-end person, has the hobby that the qualifications play a trick on.” “在咱们天狼星很高端的。”小风一本正经地道:“你也知道,天狼星上植物很少的啦,想找到一朵花花草草都不容易,更别说大树了,所以木头非常稀罕,是最顶级的材料,用木头制作成的器具,在咱们天狼星拥有至上无上的尊贵感,所以,木工是最上层,最顶级,最高端的人,才有资格耍弄的爱好呢。” The elegant face of breeze slightly red: „Although said ingredient that like this little boasts, but I as the expeditionary force fleet general in command, was the peak person in the sirius, my hobby naturally was in the highest-end atmosphere the scale.” 小风的俏脸微红:“虽然这样说有点自夸的成分,但我身为远征军舰队司令长官,在天狼星也属于顶端人士了,我的爱好当然是最高端大气上档次的呀。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Good, it seems like regarding the sirius person, making carpenter hobby seems the rich and powerful people to take the Renminbi to fold the origami crane then to fly to play to be the same, in the truly high-end atmosphere the scale, has not resulted in spurts. 好吧,看来对于天狼星人来说,做木工这个爱好就好像富豪们拿人民币来叠纸鹤然后飞着玩一样,确实高端大气上档次,没得喷。 The breeze said with a smile: „Although has not seen the shining for a long time, good to say some intimate words with you, but was on leave I to be impatient wants to be the carpenter, can I reduce behind the room that tree?” 小风笑道:“虽然好久没见焕焕,好想和你说些亲密的话儿,但是一休假我就迫不及待想做木工了,我能去砍掉屋子后面那颗树吗？” „Cannot!” Chen Huan sweat: „The tree in community cannot cut casually, gives me to go to the market to buy the wood/blockhead.” “不能啊！”陈焕大汗:“小区里的树才不能随便砍呢,给我去市场上买木头啊。” „, Yes? On Earth tree so many, I also think that can cut casually, finally must protect?” The breeze showed the understanding expression: „Also right, if not protect well, some not possible so many trees, because set up this thing is too valuable, making one see could not bear want to cut to walk to sell for money. In our sirius, cuts trees down secretly is the super grave offense, was caught must be sentenced to no less than 20-year prison term, and after leaving prison, cancels the leave lifelong.” “哦,是么？地球上树这么多,我还以为可以随便砍呢,结果也是要保护起来的么？”小风露出了理解的表情:“也对,如果不好好保护,也不可能有这么多树了,因为树这个东西太值钱了,让人一看到就忍不住想砍走去卖钱呢。在咱们天狼星,私自砍树是超级重罪,被抓到就要判处20年以上有期徒刑,并且出狱后也终身取消休假。” The caterpillar on sofa the connection said immediately: „20-year imprisonment also has nothing, cancelled the leave is too fearful lifelong, no one dares to cut trees down radically.” 沙发上的毛毛虫立即接口道:“20年有期徒刑还没啥,终身取消休假太可怕了,根本没有人敢砍树。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Nearby younger sisters raise the table collectively...... 旁边的妹子们集体掀桌…… The breeze also said with Chen Huan several long time to having a reunion later hot words, throw toward the living room floor on the baggage, fly also to run outward, the mouth is also shouting: „Buys the wood/blockhead, buys the wood/blockhead.” 小风又和陈焕说了几句久离重逢之后的热乎话儿,就把行李往客厅地板上一扔,飞也似地向外跑,嘴里还嚷着:“买木头,买木头。” Chen Huan hurried to call out: „Hey, the breeze, does your body have the money of Earth?” 陈焕赶紧叫道:“喂,小风,你身上有地球的钱么？” „Yeah?” The breeze stands in amazement: „No!” “哎？”小风楞住:“没有！” „Without that you buy any wood/blockhead.” Chen Huan puts out a bankcard, the stopper to her hand in: „Password is my birthday, you take away to buy the wood/blockhead.” “没有那你买个啥木头。”陈焕拿出一张银行卡,塞到她手里:“密码是我的生日XXXXXXX,你拿去买木头吧。” „, How this feels all right, how can spend your money.” “哇,这怎么好意思,怎么能花你的钱。” „What embarrassment does this have?” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Do not marry with me? We later were the conjugal relation, whose you did not need my money to use?” “这有啥不好意思？”陈焕笑道:“你不是要和我联姻么？咱们以后就会是夫妻关系了,你不用我的钱用谁的？” The face of breeze immediately becomes red: „This actually, but...... wood/blockhead very expensive/noble, even if we are the couples, I must spend the large sum of money to buy the expensive luxury goods to satisfy my hobby, you still have the qualifications to prevent me as the husband. You actually draw cash to me on own initiative buy, are used to me...... to make people feel quite happily.” 小风的脸立即变得通红:“这倒是,不过……木头很贵的吧,就算咱们是夫妻,我要花费重金去买昂贵的奢侈品来满足自己的爱好,你作为丈夫也有资格阻止我呀。你却主动拿钱给我去买,惯着我……让人感觉好幸福。” „What ghost?” Chen Huan sweat: „Did cricket wood/blockhead, how become the expensive luxury goods? You gave me to ask the price spoke this saying again.” “什么鬼？”陈焕大汗:“蛐蛐木头,怎么就成了昂贵的奢侈品了？你给我去问了价格再说这话。” The breeze spits the tongue, ran fast, outside is stopping a sirius military jeep unexpectedly, this type of car(riage) is very flamboyant, can go easily and freely in the star surfaces of various adverse circumstances, but the ground environment of Earth is quite good, was building the road everywhere, this type of car(riage) starts to be stress-freer on the road of Earth. 小风吐了吐舌头,飞快地跑了出去,外面居然停着一辆天狼星的军用吉普车,这种车很牛逼,可以在各种恶劣环境的星球表面上如履平地,而地球的地面环境算是相当不错的了,到处都修着公路,这种车在地球的公路上开起来更加毫无压力。 The breeze boards, flies also to run out of the community quickly, runs to disappear in an instant. 小风上了车,飞也快地冲出了小区,一转眼就跑不见了。 Chen Huan was a little worried: „Is this fellow good?” 陈焕不禁有点担心:“这家伙行不行啊？” „Should not have the issue, the breeze also lived some time in Earth.” leaf Meijing said with a smile in side: „She double celebrates the city to us, particularly university city this, is very together familiar.” “应该没问题的,小风也在地球生活了相当长的一段时间。”叶美景在旁边笑道:“她对咱们双庆市,尤其是大学城这一块儿,很熟悉。” Chen Huan thinks carefully, this is actually not false. 陈焕仔细想一想,这倒是不假。 Several hours later later, the vehicle of breeze came back, Chen Huan happen to sits before the window of living room, saw her car(riage) drives before the villa, thought: The breeze bought many woods to come back, was very definitely heavy, my was the man should help her move. 过了几个小时之后,小风的车子回来了,陈焕正好坐在客厅的窗前,看到她的车驶到别墅前,心想:小风买了很多木头回来,肯定很重,我这个做男人的应该去帮她搬一搬。 He pushed the door to go out, welcomes to just jumped down the breeze of car(riage): „Did wood/blockhead buy? I help you move.” The telephone bill just fell, Chen Huan vision across the glass, sees in the vehicle empty, unexpectedly cannot see including a wood/blockhead, big strange: „Well? Didn't you buy the wood/blockhead to go? Wood/Blockhead? In vehicle how?” 他推门出去,迎向刚刚跳下车的小风:“木头买回来了吗？我来帮你搬吧。”话单刚落,陈焕的眼光穿过车窗,看到车子里面空空荡荡,居然连一块木头都看不到,不禁大奇:“咦？你不是买木头去了吗？木头呢？车子里怎么没有？” „Because here wood/blockhead was too cheap, I could not bear bought a point.” The breeze hee hee said with a smile: „My car(riage) cannot install, sells the wood/blockhead the factory proactively to express willingness to help me deliver, therefore I first came back, immediately the car(riage) of that company.” “因为这里的木头太便宜了,我就忍不住多买了一点。”小风嘻嘻笑道:“我的车装不下,卖木头的厂家主动表示愿意帮我送上门来,所以我就先回来了,马上那家公司的车就会到啦。” Chen Huan listens, immediately the sweat, is not good to have a premonition that rose. 陈焕一听,顿时大汗,一股不好预感升了起来。
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