MGILA :: Volume #7

#650: Laborious you

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Today the point went eats, selected a steamed stuffed bun 1 dollar, then discovered that the steamed stuffed bun of this shop at least needs to buy three one time, first discounted to want 1, but second and third needed 5 money one. Mental handicap of mother, I spent 11 to eat to three steamed stuffed buns finally, this he meow. 今天点外卖吃,点了一个包子一块钱,然后发现这个店的包子一次至少要买三个,第一个打折只要一块,但是第二个和第三个需要五块钱一个。妈的智障,结果我花了11块才吃到三个包子,这他喵的。 in addition one! 加一更！ ----- ----- „Respectable passengers, this aircraft with the help of superman mister, will fly to Washington now.” The voice of stewardess made a sound in the broadcast: „Please big family good seat belt......” “尊敬的乘客们,现在本机将在超人先生的帮助下,飞往华盛顿。”空中小姐的声音在广播里响了起来:“请大家系好安全带……” The professional stewardess, experienced a series of strange development after even, but also is still maintaining the good professional accomplishment, the speech said the thief to be steady, does not bring to shake the intonation. 敬业的空中小姐,就算经历了一系列诡异的发展之后,还依然保持着良好的职业素养,说话说得贼平稳,连声调都不带抖一下的。 The airplane is flying high-speed forward, Chen Huantuo several hundred tons airplane, is flying unexpectedly very with ease, but the speed came under an influence slightly , compared to the full speed flight to want slowly, but compares the ordinary commercial aircraft to be quick as before. 飞机高速向前飞行着,陈焕托着个几百吨重的飞机,居然飞得挺轻松的,只是速度略微受到了一点影响,比起自己全速飞行要慢一点,但依旧比普通的民航客机要快。 The white clouds in out of the window whistling, the mood of passengers have also gradually returned to normal, then, they start to be grateful to „superhuman”, but they cannot see Chen Huan now, wants to thank him not to know that should say toward whom thanks. 白云在窗外呼呼而过,乘客们的情绪也逐渐平复,然后,他们就开始对“超人”感恩戴德起来,只不过他们现在看不到陈焕,想感谢他都不知道该向着谁说谢。 Yu Jia in cargo hold is still hitting the person, the mood of fellow cannot return to normal at once, when he airplane swayed is hustled hitting miserably, little said that also received several internal injuries, must vent on two villains. 货舱里的宇迦还在打人,那家伙的情绪一时之间平复不了,他被飞机摇晃时撞来撞去给撞惨了,少说也受了几处内伤,现在必须在两个恶棍身上发泄出来。 orchid Zijiang sits in own position, said in a low voice: „Shining, was really laborious you.” 兰子酱则坐在自己的位置上,低声道:“焕焕,真是辛苦你了。” The sound that she spoke was very low, but she knows, is holding Chen Huan of airplane certainly to hear below , she just said, Chen Huan voice made a sound in her ear: „Relax, is not laborious, this broken airplane imagines me is lighter , is not right, should be my imagines is fierce.” 她说话的声音很低,但她知道,正在下面托着飞机的陈焕一定能听到,果然,她刚说完,陈焕的声音就在她耳边响了起来:“放心吧,一点也不辛苦,这破飞机比我想像中要轻,哦,不对,应该是我比自己想像中还要厉害。” orchid Zijiang smiles, does not speak, mused at heart: Some shining in the side are really good. 兰子酱笑了笑,不说话了,心里只是暗想:有焕焕在身边真是好。 After several hours, Washington arrived, the control center of airport has received the urgent contact of stewardess, knows that they had encountered the bomb attack, therefore the airport has also arranged the emergency rescue service class, is waiting for the airplane when landing has an accident, therefore, hurries to encircle the rescue. 几个小时后,华盛顿到了,机场的指挥中心早就接到过空中小姐的紧急联络,知道他们曾经遭到过爆炸袭击,所以机场这边也早就安排好了紧急救援班,就等着飞机如果降落时出了什么事故,就赶紧围上来救援。 Has not actually thought that airplane flies sky over the airport, suddenly hovering lived all of a sudden, then starts to drop slowly. 却没想到,那飞机飞到机场上空,突然一下子悬停住了,然后开始缓缓地下降。 „, What ghost?” „Why in vertical landing?” “啊,什么鬼？”“为什么是在垂直降落？” „Actually is this what Boeing 777?” “这究竟是什么波音777啊？” On airport a ghost cry, when the altitude of airplane falls in the ground the person when can with the naked eye sees clearly, everyone finally understands, the engine of airplane has not moved, but under the underbelly, the person, holds the airplane with the hand unexpectedly, clearly, is this person rescues the airplane. 机场上一片鬼叫声,不过,当飞机的高度降得地面上人的能用肉眼看清时,大伙儿才终于明白过来,飞机的发动机根本就没动,而在机腹下方,居然有一个人,用手托着飞机,很明显,是这个人将飞机救下来的。 „My God, is superman!” “我的天,是超人！” „I have thought superman is television deceives people, has not thought that really has.” “我一直以为超人是电视里骗人,没想到真的有。” „Why is this superhuman the Eastern races feeds?” “这超人为啥是东方人种啊喂？” „Hey, the present is this/should surprised time? Applauds! Applauds for the superman brother.” “喂,现在是该惊讶的时候吗？鼓掌啊！为超人老哥鼓掌啊。” „Whish” palm sound. “哗哗哗”的掌声响了起来。 Chen Huan amid a large crowd warm applause, falls to the ground, puts down the airplane gently, he comes insanely, ultra to like such picture personally, but installs to compel to be moderate, installing the exposed status was not excessively good, he does not think that were entangled by at sixes and sevens reporter, hurries to wave, whiz, the governing sword flew the midair again, vanished in the cloud layer. 陈焕在一大群人热烈的掌声中,落到地面上,轻轻把飞机放下,他是个人来疯,超喜欢这样的画面,但是装逼要适度,装过头了暴露身份就不好了,他也不想自己被乱七八糟的记者缠上,赶紧挥了挥手,嗖地一声,重新御剑飞上了半空,消失在了云层之中。 Then, the cabin door of airplane opened, inside wells up a passenger of a group of being survivor of disaster...... 接下来,飞机的舱门开了,里面涌出来一大群劫后余生的乘客…… At that night, Washington, some saloon bar. 当天夜里,华盛顿,某高级酒店。 orchid Zijiang sits on the sofa, is reading the news in television, is not accidental/surprised, in the news all that hijack accident in the report, in the limited several videos, recorded Chen Huan several backs during the daytime and side, but patted is not clear, the reporters sound of television station ripped the strength to use up exclaims: „today, about having superhuman's argument, has been able to come to the end. Everyone please look, this is today happened in one of the airport, in the picture this man, lifts 300 tons Boeing 777 to fly with the hand, this fully proved superman exists.” 兰子酱坐在沙发上,翻看着电视里的新闻节目,毫无意外,新闻里全都在报道白天那一场劫机事故,在有限的几个视频里,录到了陈焕几个背影和侧面,但都拍得不太清楚,电视台的记者们声撕力竭地吼道:“就在今天,关于有没有超人的争论,已经可以告一段落了。大家请看,这就是今天发生在机场的一幕,画面上这个男人,用手举着300吨重的波音777飞行,这充份地证明了超人是真实存在的。” Cut a television station, sees a host humanity: „Clearly, this is a video picture of synthesis, we can see some PS traces from this video......” 切了个电视台,又见到一个主持人道:“很明显,这是一个合成的视频画面,咱们可以从这个视频上面看到一些PS的痕迹……” Cuts a stage again: „We have the reason to believe, this video a fragment that intercepts from some unit of heroic movie . Moreover, this heroic movie should be a native of Asia photography, therefore the lead also selected a native of Asia. Considering various countries' cultural difference, the Chinese does not like making the heroic movie, but is most likely to shoot this Asian country that does not have the positive result movie is Japan, right, in the world outlook of Japan, the bastards are always attempting to destroy the world, we almost can believe firmly that this is a propaganda fragment of Japanese movie.” 再切一个台:“我们有理由认为,这段视频是从某部英雄电影中截取的一个片段,而且,这部英雄电影应该是亚州人拍摄的,所以主角也选用了亚州人。考虑到各国文化差异,中国人不太喜欢拍英雄电影,而最有可能拍这种没名堂电影的亚州国家是日本,没错,日本的世界观里,坏蛋们总是在企图毁灭世界,我们几乎可以确信这是一部日本电影的宣传片段。” orchid Zijiang „pū” smiles to make noise. 兰子酱“噗”地一声笑出了声来。 At this time, the gate opened, Yu Jia walked: „Miss orchid Zijiang, I informs your one, 10 : 00 am to hold court, I will meet you ahead of time.” 就在这时候,门开了,宇迦走了进来:“兰子酱小姐,我来通知你一声,明天早上十点开庭,我会提前来接你。” „Good, I knew.” “好的,我知道了。” „Right, the fellow of that two hijack, I have turned over the upper-level department during the daytime, we will investigate thoroughly their secret pulling strings immediately, but, it is estimated that also has nothing to check, should be the defendant who tomorrow will appear in court, he will commit one crime on top of another, the undependable foundation put on definitely cannot come out.” “对了,白天那两个劫机的家伙,我已经移交给上级部门了,我们会立即彻查他们的幕后指使,不过,估计也没什么好查的,应该就是明天出庭的被告吧,他会罪上加罪,不把牢底坐穿是肯定出不来了。” orchid Zijiang nods: „Your country public security is really bad.” 兰子酱点了点头:“贵国治安真差。” Yu Jia is shameless, these words can only receive forcefully, crossed some little time, he awkward said/tunnel: „Right, saved us during the daytime, should be Mr. Chen Huan? Actually is he what kind of person? But how does the expert hold the airplane to fly? Did this also surpass?” 宇迦老脸通红,这句话只能硬生生受了,过了好一会儿,他才尴尬地道:“对了,白天救了咱们的,应该是陈焕先生吧？他究竟是何许人也？怎么可能手托飞机飞行？这也太超过了吧？” orchid Zijiang lets go: „If you see, he is actually the Chinese sword immortal.” 兰子酱摊手:“如你所见,他其实是个中国剑仙。” „, But also really has sword immortal type of thing?” Yu Jia has a scare: „Good, really really has, at least I experienced with own eyes, oh, no wonder the leaf beautiful scene will like him, this point I felt ashamed of one's inferiority actually.” “呃,还真有剑仙这种东西？”宇迦吓了一跳:“好吧,确实是真的有,至少我亲眼见识到了,唉呀,难怪叶美景会喜欢他,这一点我倒是自愧不如了。” Knows that might as well can also be saved! orchid Zijiang thought. 知道不如还有救！兰子酱心想。 „Right, he entered a country illegally.” Yu Jia shakes the head saying: „Called him not to get visa do not come, but he came, next time will meet, I must say with him well.” “对了,他还是非法入境了啊。”宇迦摇头道:“都叫他没有签证别来了,但他还是来了,下次见面,我得好好跟他说道说道。” orchid Zijiang is flipping the supercilious look to him: „Ok, I must rest, you should also process your official business, does not deliver.” 兰子酱对着他翻了翻白眼:“好了,我要休息了,你也该去处理自己的公务了吧,不送。” She expelled the room Yu Jia of mouthful idle talk, locks the gate, then turns head, discovered that Chen Huan has sat on the sofa, seems him to resemble there. 她把满嘴废话的宇迦赶出了屋去,锁好门,然后一回头,就发现陈焕已经坐在了沙发上,就好像他一直在那里似的。 „I guessed correctly, as soon as he goes out you to brave.” orchid Zijiang sat Chen Huan side grinningly: „Today is really laborious you, rescued such big airplane, several hundred people, were very definitely tired. Also must hide the news media and space Ka this likes preaching others' fellow, was really presses you.” “我就猜到,他一出去你就会冒出来。”兰子酱笑嘻嘻地坐到了陈焕的身边:“今天真是辛苦你啦,救了这么大一枚飞机,几百只人,肯定很累了。还要躲着新闻媒体和宇迦这个喜欢说教别人的家伙,真是太难为你了。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „All right, is not laborious.” 陈焕笑道:“没事,一点也不辛苦。” „I give you to massage.” orchid Zijiang is suddenly gentle. “我给你按摩一下吧。”兰子酱突然温柔起来。
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