MGILA :: Volume #7

#647: The shining, tries to find the solution quickly

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Peace throughout the country, in addition one! 天下太平,加一更！ ---- ---- Chen Huan speed wants quickly compared with the commercial aircraft many, he bypasses the nimbus clouds after the sky, in another side of nimbus clouds is waiting, hovering also is actually very bored in the midair, the sword glow that therefore he drags with the flying sword, the picture the character in the midair, does not know for a while writes any good, wrote one in the sky „Chen Huan to this roaming” simply. 陈焕的速度比民航客机要快不少,他从上空绕过积雨云之后,就在积雨云的另一边等着,悬停在半空中其实也挺无聊的,于是他就用飞剑拖出来的剑芒,在半空中画起字来,一时也不知道写啥好,干脆就在天空中写了一句“陈焕到此一游”。 Where arriving at where writes „XX people to this roaming” is the traditional custom of Chinese. It is said this custom begins in Confucius. 走到哪里就在哪里写个“XX人到此一游”是中国人的传统习俗。据说这个习俗始于孔子。 When Confucius over 30 years old is, played to Qi, crawled while convenient Mount Tai, then he crawled crawls, crawled crawls, when crawled to the mountain on the high place, felt oneself crawled well high, was quite flamboyant, other person could not achieve, therefore Confucius took the pen, wrote one line of characters in the stone of roadside: „Confucius to this roaming.” Proved oneself are flamboyant. 孔子30多岁时,到齐国去玩,顺便爬一爬泰山,然后他爬呀爬呀,爬呀爬呀,爬到山上高处时,感觉自己爬得好高,好牛逼,别的人根本做不到,于是孔子就拿起了笔,在路边的石头上写了一行字:“孔子到此一游。”证明自己曾经牛逼过。 Therefore, this place becomes the later generation well-known „Confucius ascending a height to get a broad view place”. 于是,这个地方就成为了后世闻名的“孔子登临处”。 Confucius made a bad start, where afterward Chinese arrived at to write about where, the scenic spot of China wrote „XX to arrive at this roaming”, was dissatisfied, wrote about the scenic spot of foreign country simply again! Their behaviors fully showed Grandma Liu to enter Prospect Garden, when was the countryside hick enters a city that the sense of pride of going to the fresh place. 孔子开了个坏头,后来的中国人走到哪里就写到哪里,全中国的景点都写遍了“XX到此一游”,还不满足,干脆再写到外国的景点去！他们的行为充分地展现了刘姥姥进大观园,也就是乡下土包子进城时的那种来到新鲜地方的自豪感。 Naturally, this and is not only the abuse of Chinese, actually the American also has, before for several years, the American landed Moon, inserted on Moon: the pennant, expressed that „US to this roaming”, and while convenient flings the next polite speech scope „The half step of labor, is the stride of human”. 当然,这并不仅仅是中国人的恶习,其实米国人也有,数年前,有一个米国人登了月球,就在月球上插了面小旗,表示“米国到此一游”,并顺便甩下一句场面话:“劳资的一小步,是人类的一大步”。 Thus it can be seen, confessed that flamboyant American, in mounting that flash of Moon, mounts Mount Tai with Confucius, when or arrives at a fresh scenic spot exciting vigor to be the same with the hicks, in the final analysis , because has not seen the world. 由此可见,自认牛逼的米国人,在登上月球的那一瞬间,就和孔子登上泰山,或者和土包子们来到一个新鲜景点时的兴奋劲儿是一样的,说到底,都是因为没见过世面。 Thus it can be seen, quality bad remains „to this roaming” is not the patent of people, is actually the patent of hick, but the hick is found in the entire world, even the entire universe, I believe that when the alien lands Earth for the first time , will inscribe one on Earth excitedly: „XX star hicks to an Earth roaming.” 由此可见,素质差的留“到此一游”并不是国人的专利,其实是土包子的专利,而土包子遍布全世界,甚至全宇宙,我相信,当外星人第一次登陆地球的时候,也会兴奋地在地球上写上一句:“XX星土包子到地球一游。” After Chen Huan finished to this roaming, stops on the flying sword, is tilting the head looks at own masterpiece, what a pity the sword air/Qi is unendurable in the midair, they quick scattered in in the air, he hehe said with a smile: „Looked that my quality is much high, after remaining to this roaming, has not actually disrupted the environment.” 陈焕写完了到此一游之后,停在飞剑上,歪着头看着自己的杰作,可惜剑气在半空中不能持久,它们很快就飘散在了空中,他嘿嘿笑道:“看我素质多高,留了到此一游之后却没有破坏环境。” , He was seeing at this point the airplane put from the nimbus clouds. However, the airplane puts on the position slightly a little deviation that the cloud layer position and he estimates, the deviation in midair, one is one kilometer away, Chen Huanqiao knocked the cell phone: „Spicy chicken guidance APP, is quite crooked.” 正说到这里,他就见到飞机从积雨云里穿了出来。不过,飞机穿出云层的位置和他预想的位置稍稍有一点偏差,半空中的偏差,一偏就是一公里远,陈焕敲了敲手机:“辣鸡导航APP,好歪。” His governing launching sword, was flying to the direction of airplane, unexpectedly, just flew, saw that the end of airplane jumped two person's shadows to come out, that two people launched the parachute in the midair unexpectedly, two mushrooms that in the air was in full bloom likely. 他御起飞剑,对着飞机的方向飞了过去,不料,刚刚飞起,就见到飞机的尾部跳了两个人影出来,那两个人在半空中居然展开了降落伞,像空中盛开的两朵蘑菇。 „Well well? Does the commercial aircraft also provide the parachuting to serve for the passenger now? In good high-end atmosphere the service of scale.” Chen Huan shakes the head: „Also thinks, only then the helicopter provides.” “咦咦咦？民航客机现在还为乘客提供跳伞服务了？好高端大气上档次的服务。”陈焕摇了摇头:“还以为只有直升机才提供呢。” „Bang!” “轰！” The end of airplane explodes suddenly, the scale of explosion is not big, will not have put in order the frame airplane volume to go, but blasted out giant fireworks in the end, then, the airplane obviously lost the control, fell rapidly slantingly. 飞机的尾部突然爆炸,爆炸的规模不算大,并没有将整架飞机都卷进去,只是在尾部炸开了一朵巨大的烟花,然后,飞机明显地失去了控制,飞速斜坠了下去。 „I scratch, what that two parachuting explodes the terrorist of airplane?” Chen Huan understands immediately, immediately has a scare: „My commissary in charge of studies younger sister, you do not have an accident.” “我擦,那两个跳伞的是炸飞机的恐怖份子？”陈焕马上明白过来,随即吓了一大跳:“我的学习委员妹子,你别出事啊。” He does not dare the ink marks, to hurry again the full speed governing sword, to airplane direct impact in the past. 他不敢再墨迹,赶紧全速御剑,对着飞机直冲了过去。 At this time, the passengers on airplane have been scared, the airplane tail exploded, the airplane lost control, although the pilot is maintaining desperately balanced, but has been hard to avoid plane crash, how to maintain again, lived for ten minutes with live 15 minutes of difference. 这时候,飞机上的乘客们已经吓傻了,机尾爆炸,飞机失控,虽然飞机驾驶员正在拼命地维持着平衡,但是已经难以避免飞机坠毁,再怎么维持,也只是多活十分钟和多活十五分钟的差别而已。 Airplane falls slantingly, while sways, has not been Yu Jia of seat belt is hustling in the cargo hold of airplane, his a while hits on the wall, a while hits on the cargo frame, a while hits on the baggage of consignment, the head hits the ignorant circle thoroughly, even if he is flamboyant Interpol, at this time the time did not have the least bit fart to use. 飞机一边斜坠,一边摇晃,没有系安全带的宇迦正在飞机的货舱里撞来撞去,他一会儿撞在墙壁上,一会儿撞在货物架上,一会儿撞在托运的行李上,脑袋彻底撞懵圈,哪怕他是再牛逼的国际刑警,这时时候也没半点屁用。 orchid Zijiang also started to fluster at this time, her courage is actually not big, because has been believing Chen Huan in the , increased, but the airplane has an accident now, Chen Huan has not appeared, she also finally started to be afraid, mused at heart: Shining is it possible that in thunder tribulation by that nimbus clouds hitting? Simply not with, god! Ended ended, must die is dying. 兰子酱这时候也开始慌了,她的胆子其实并不大,只是因为一直相信着陈焕就在附近,才变大了的,但是现在飞机都失事了,陈焕还没出现,她也终于开始害怕了,心里暗想:焕焕莫非是被那片积雨云里的雷劫给打了？根本没有跟上来,天啊！完了完了,要死要死了。 The passengers all bring the mask, is screaming desperately. 乘客们全都带着面罩,拼命地尖叫着。 Several have not been the stewardess of seat belt is also falling, the stewardess in first-class cabin fell orchid Zijiang the side, orchid Zijiang hurried to put out a hand her to meet the waist to grasp, fixes, avoided her following airplane swaying is damaged, that stewardess looked at orchid Zijiang one eyes grateful, but she was a specialized stewardess, in this case, the mood comforted orchid Zijiang unexpectedly: „Respectable passenger young lady, please feel relieved, our aircraft crew will certainly guarantee the safe landing, assures passenger safety.” 几个没系安全带的空中小姐也在摔来摔去,头等舱里的空中小姐摔到了兰子酱的身边,兰子酱赶紧伸手将她接腰抱住,固定住,避免她跟着飞机摇晃被撞伤,那空中小姐感激地看了兰子酱一眼,但她是个专业的空中小姐,在这种情况下,居然还有心情来安慰兰子酱:“尊敬的乘客小姐,请你放心,我们机组人员一定会保证安全降落的,保证各位乘客安全。” „Security descends your head, now doesn't crash surely?” orchid Zijiang scolded ill-humoredly: „Dies to decide.” “安全降落你个头啊,现在不是必定坠毁了吗？”兰子酱没好气地骂道:“死定啦。” Stewardess earnest said/tunnel: „...... Died did not fear, our company will accompany money to your family member.” 空中小姐认真地道:“呃……死了也不怕,咱们公司会陪钱给你的家属。” orchid Zijiang: „......” 兰子酱:“……” „Mental handicap of mother, died radically by you.” orchid Zijiang has to turn to out of the window again: „Shining, can only depend on you now, you where?” “妈的智障,靠你们根本就是死定了。”兰子酱只好再一次把眼光转向了窗外:“焕焕,现在只能靠你啦,你在哪里啊？” Does not look does not know, looks to have a scare, Chen Huan happen to lies outside the window unexpectedly, is visiting her, two people eyes were away from the glass window to look at each other one, then Chen Huan said with a smile: „Fortunately, really scared me a moment ago, good commissary in charge of studies younger sister also is well, I had the working zeal.” 不看不知道,一看吓一跳,陈焕居然正好趴在窗子外面,正在看着她,两人的眼睛隔着玻璃窗对视了一眼,然后陈焕笑道:“还好,刚才真把我吓坏了,还好学习委员妹子还平安无事,那我就有干劲了。” Is away from the window obviously, sound orchid Zijiang but who Chen Huan spoke could hear unexpectedly, she knows that this was some passes message secret technique, thought little, called out loudly: „Shining, tries to find the solution quickly.” 明明隔着窗子,但陈焕说话的声音兰子酱居然听得到,她知道这是某种传音的秘术,也不以为意,大声叫道:“焕焕,快想办法。” At this time, comes by the stewardess who orchid Zijiang grasped crookedly excessively, happen to saw orchid Zijiang and Chen Huan were away from of glass window speech, her strange, rubs the eyes greatly, looked again, has not misread. 这时候,被兰子酱抱住的空中小姐歪过头来,正好看到了兰子酱和陈焕隔着玻璃窗说话的这一幕,她不禁大奇,揉了揉眼睛,再看了一遍,没看错。 „!” The stewardess called out pitifully: „Passenger fell to the airplane outside went, hung outside the airplane, god, died to decide.” “啊啊啊！”空中小姐惨叫起来:“有一个乘客掉到飞机外面去了,挂在飞机外面,天啊啊啊,死定啦。” „Dies your head.” Chen Huanqiao knocked the glass window, to stewardess say/way: „Shuts up do not quarrel, my he meow lives obviously well.” “死你个头啊。”陈焕敲了敲玻璃窗,对着空中小姐道:“闭嘴别吵,我他喵的明明活得好好的。” The stewardess cannot understand Chinese, does not know that Chen Huan is saying anything, in the heart actually mused: Well? In these kilometers upper air, some people outside the airplane, can live unexpectedly well, but can also speak? This is unlikely, the average person was hung outside the airplane, as words of airplane launching, die instantaneously. 空中小姐听不懂中文,不知道陈焕在说啥,心中却暗想:咦？在这几千米的高空,有人在飞机外面,居然能活得好好的,还能说话？这不太可能啊,普通人被挂在飞机外面随着飞机一起飞的话,瞬间就死的吧。
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