MGILA :: Volume #7

#644: A little warm

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Second day of the lunar New Year, in addition! 大年初二,加更加更！ ---- ---- „Did not look at several, did this have the loss?” Chen Huan said with a smile: „This where has anything to lose.” “不就是被看了几眼,这就有损失了？”陈焕笑道:“这哪有什么损失。” Eats the person ikebana: „Loss may be big, the most crucial loss left huge hidden troubles for own future life. A giant land mine, may detonate anytime.” 食人花道:“损失可大了,最关键性的损失就是为自己将来的人生埋下了一个巨大的隐患。一颗巨大的地雷,随时有可能引爆出来。” „Well?” Chen Huanda: „What hidden danger can this have?” “咦？”陈焕大奇:“这还能有啥隐患？” Eats the person to spend honk the mouth saying: „When later I get married, you call my husband, what said inside my thigh to have mole, don't I die a tragic death? You said that this is a huge hidden danger?” 食人花嘟着嘴道:“以后我嫁人时,你打个电话给我丈夫,说我大腿内侧有颗痣什么的,那我不是死得很惨？你说这是不是一个巨大的隐患？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” „Therefore, you can only shoulder the responsibility to come now.” Eats the person to spend hehe to say with a smile: „In this world did not fear only you called to say inside my thigh to have the mole man, that was you.” “所以,你现在只能负起责任来了。”食人花嘿嘿笑道:“这世界上唯一不怕你打个电话过去说我大腿内侧有痣的男人,那就是你了。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Eats the person to spend hehe to say with a smile: „Shoulders the responsibility to marry me.” 食人花嘿嘿笑道:“负起责任来娶我吧。” „, Good perfect repertoire and counter- repertoire.” Nearby leaf beautiful scene sweat: „Mother's this is any crazed person, moral integrity offensive and defensive operations that this emerges one after another incessantly, I scratch.” “哇,好完美的套路与反套路。”旁边的叶美景大汗:“妈的这都是些什么丧心病狂的人,这层出不穷的节操攻防战,我擦。” Six other shore flowers also talked in whispers: „Also can compel the man to marry itself with this method? Do our which days run up to front of the shining to walk a light intentionally?” 六朵彼岸花也不禁窃窃私语起来:“还能用这种方法逼男人娶自己啊？咱们哪天跑到焕焕面前故意走个光？” „Ha.” Ate the person to spend to smile complacently: „Beautiful scene, my spoof your one time, finally added up to a pair you and Chen Huan, now your spoof my one time, adds up to a pair me and he, our tying.” “哈哈哈。”食人花得意洋洋地笑了起来:“美景,我恶搞了你一次,结果把你和陈焕凑成了一对,现在你恶搞我一次,也把我和他凑成一对,咱们这次打平。” „even your younger sister!” “平你妹啊！” --- --- In them wrangled while the pub crazily, by that group of bastards who space Ka repelled, is hiding in the small basement in airport nearby not far away. 就在她们在小旅馆里疯狂扯皮的同时,被宇迦击退的那群坏蛋们,正躲在机场附近不远处的一个小小地下室中。 Is the black suit of head is taking the cell phone: „Boss, we were defeated, space Ka that fellow was too fierce, we strike to attack the room in hotel not to succeed, died on the contrary more than ten people, now the hotel had surrounded in depth by San Francisco Police, without the opportunity starts to them again.” 为首的黑西装正拿着手机:“老板,我们失败了,宇迦那家伙实在太厉害了,我们击突击酒店的房间没有成功,反倒死了十几个人,现在酒店已经被旧金山警方层层包围,没有机会再向他们下手。” Opposite boss fell into the short silence, crossed some little time, said: „Fuck! One crowd compared with pig fellow might as well, since the land could not cope with him, tidied up him in the sky, after they got up San Francisco flew the airplane of Washington, you exploded that airplane, the fake of manufacture plane accident, this does not need to fight the gun battle with space Ka directly, was he all-resourceful cannot control the safety of entire frame airplane?” 对面的老板陷入了短暂的沉默,过了好一会儿,才道:“Fuck！一群比猪还不如的家伙,既然陆地上对付不了他,就在天空中收拾他,等他们上了旧金山飞华盛顿的飞机之后,你们就炸了那架飞机,制造飞机失事的假相,这样不需要与宇迦正面打枪战,他再神通广大也管不了整架飞机的安全吧？” „, After 911, the airport checks very strictly, must explode the airplane is not easy.” “呃,911之后,机场查得很严,要炸飞机并不容易。” „That matter I, no matter, in brief, I must see the news of that air crash, if cannot achieve, I let your head explosion.” “那种事我不管,总之,我要看到那架飞机失事的新闻,如果做不到,我就让你的脑袋爆炸。” The telephone hangs up, black suit MMP does not know at heart , said does not work as to say. 电话挂断,黑西装心里有一句MMP不知道当讲不当讲。 ( Edited child jumps over the elder sister to put on the gauntlet/glove: „Father-in-law you come, why did the foreigner also say MMP? You cannot give me slightly a little excellent quality as author, writes the time at least attention of thing do not let the character mouthful running train in novel.” The father-in-law lets go, sneers saying: „Doesn't your understand? Let the foreigner say MMP, this is called black humorous! Is writing technique that a contrast moe, the thief is wise.” Child jumps over the elder sister to be angry, the iron fist wields, the father-in-law revolved is flying to go out......, therefore, on a paragraph of writing revised as follows......) (编辑子越姐姐咔嚓一声戴上了拳套:“公公你过来,为什么外国人也说MMP？你就不能稍稍给我有一点身为作者的优良素质,写东西的时候至少注意不要让小说里的人物满嘴跑火车。”公公摊手,冷笑道:“你连这也不懂？让外国人说MMP,这叫做黑幽默！是一种反差萌的写作手法,贼高明。”子越姐姐大怒,铁拳一挥,公公旋转着飞了出去……于是,上一段文字修改如下……) The telephone hangs up, the black suit has one at heart „ Fuck 电话挂断,黑西装心里有一句“Fuck your your mother ” does not know , said does not work as to say. mother”不知道当讲不当讲。 You think that the airplane is so good to explode? 911 later US strict of airport control, is it may be said that without parallel in history, without exaggeration, wanted to kidnap the difficulty of airplane in the US, was as good writes the novel is not urged, that simply was the impossible mission. He is tilting the head thought a while carefully, sighed: „, It seems like can only with high pay the internal personnel in buy airport.” 你以为飞机是这么好炸的？911之后米国的机场管制之严格,可谓空前绝后,说句不夸张的话,在米国想要劫持飞机的难度,不亚于写小说不被人催更,那简直就是不可能完成的任务。他歪着头仔细地想了一会儿,叹道:“罢了,看来只能重金收买机场的内部人员了。” ---- ---- Chen Huanhe ate the person flower to pull the period of time skin, this woman does not know that lost any temper, must marry him, making his big feeling awkward, if the leaf beautiful scene in side, she do not come such a, Chen Huan was very actually happy, however is in front of leaf beautiful scene, really not good and she discussed this, hurried to fling the next polite speech casually, put on the window, but escaped. 陈焕和食人花扯了好一阵子的皮,这女人不知道发啥神经,非要嫁给他,让他大感尴尬,如果叶美景不在旁边的时候,她要来这么一出,陈焕倒是挺开心的,但是当着叶美景的面,实在不好和她谈这个,赶紧随便甩下一句场面话,穿窗而逃。 Leaves behind the leaf beautiful scene and food person spends to wrangle in the pub slowly, did not close own matter in any case. 留下叶美景和食人花在小旅馆里慢慢扯皮,反正不关自己的事了。 His governing sword flies back to the hotel, orchid Zijiang still rests on the bed heavy, thought the knowledge to sweep the outhouse, saw Yu Jia also to lie down on the sofa sleeps, side had the police of several old gold mountain Branches to defend, out of the door also had the police to defend, it seems like these police were also responsible for completely. 他御剑飞回旅馆里,兰子酱还在床上睡得沉沉的,用神识扫了扫外屋,见宇迦也躺在沙发上睡觉,旁边有几个旧金山分部的警察在守着,门外也有警察守着,看来这些警察还满负责的。 He does not want to alarm anybody, sits cross-legged to sit down in orchid Zijiang the bedside, then day one black, the sky shone. 他也不想惊动任何人,就在兰子酱的床边盘膝坐下,然后天一黑,天就亮了。 Next day early in the morning, the sunlight puts on the window to enter, the thief is dazzling. 第二天大早,阳光穿窗而入,贼耀眼。 orchid Zijiang sleeps satisfactory, is full of vigor, rubs the eye to sit to set out, suddenly the discovery has anything to bind round own body, cannot sit. she has a scare, hurries to lower the head, discovered that pair of hand bracelet on own waist, is this thing keeps her from sitting up. 兰子酱美美地睡了一觉,精神饱满,揉着眼睛想要坐起身来,突然发现有什么东西将自己的身体箍着,根本坐不起来。她吓了一跳,赶紧低头来看,才发现有一双手臂环在自己的腰上,就是这东西让她无法坐起。 She does not know whether to laugh or cry to turn the head to look, discovered Chen Huan does not know when got into own bed, puts out a hand to hug her in the bosom. In this case, naturally must first inspect own clothes, the clothes that last night when sees slept puts on also neatly on the body, orchid Zijiang relaxes: The precious first time, does not want to be taken away in the sleep. 她哭笑不得地转头过去看,才发现陈焕不知道什么时候钻进了自己的被窝里,伸手将她搂在怀里。这种情况下,当然是首先要检查自己的衣服,看到昨晚睡觉时穿的衣服还整整齐齐在身上,兰子酱才松了口气:宝贵的第一次,不想在睡梦中被夺去。 Her ill-humoredly flexure Chen Huan back of the hand: „Hey, when do you go to bed?” 她没好气地挠了挠陈焕的手背:“喂,你什么时候上床来的？” Chen Huan opens eyes, ships out to make the misdemeanor grasped awkward expression: „Oh no, I also want to get out of bed before dawn smooth, this can not be discovered, has not thought hugged the younger sister to rest too comfortably, rests unexpectedly excessively.” 陈焕睁开眼,装出做坏事被抓的尴尬的表情道:“糟糕,我还想在天亮之前溜下床去,这样可以不被发现,没想到搂着妹子睡得太舒服,居然睡过头了。” orchid Zijiang: „......” 兰子酱:“……” Good, this man facial skin thief is thick, does not have the means with him. orchid Zijiang has saying: „Drops quickly, almost quickly to departure time, a while Yu Jia, if rushing comes to see to arrive at our, but also thought last night our two people that...... that......” 好吧,这男人脸皮贼厚,拿他没办法。兰子酱只好道:“快放手啦,差不多快到出发时间了,一会儿宇迦要是闯进来看到我们这样,还以为昨晚我们两人那个……那个了……” Chen Huan grinning said/tunnel: „Does not need to worry, Yu Jia is shaving, several minutes will end, hug again for several minutes.” 陈焕笑嘻嘻地道:“不用着急,宇迦正在刮胡子,还有几分钟才会结束,再抱抱几分钟。” „Dies.” orchid Zijiang switchroom his hand, jumped down the bed. “去死啦。”兰子酱扳开他的手,跳下了床去。 Her last night clothes have not escaped have not traded slept on the jumping up bed, now gets out of bed does not need to put on again, only needs to average folding on suit on the line, sits before the dressing table while convenient, combs the hair to send, supplementary station makeup. 她昨晚衣服都没脱没换就跳上床睡觉了,现在起床倒也不用再穿一遍,只需要把西装上的皱褶扯平就行,顺便坐到梳妆台前,梳梳头发,补点妆。 Chen Huan sits on nearby bed, visits her grinningly busily there on busy under. 陈焕就坐在旁边的床上,笑嘻嘻地看着她在那里忙上忙下。 In orchid Zijiang the heart moves suddenly slightly, mused: If I have married now, in the morning gets out of bed, sits puts on make-up on the dressing table of bedroom, the husband sits on nearby bed visits me, was about now such situation, why did not know, suddenly thought that warm feelings have been fluttering at heart. 兰子酱心中突然微微一动,暗想:如果我现在已经结了婚,早上起床的时候,坐在卧室的梳妆台上化妆,丈夫就在旁边的床上坐着看着我,大约就是现在这样的情形了,不知道为啥,突然觉得有一种温馨的感觉在心里飘过。
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