9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Chen Huan and younger sisters stared in a big way the eye to look at the following development of this news video. 陈焕和妹子都瞪大了眼睛看这新闻视频的后续发展。 Actually sees in the video the reporter, is turning to Chen Huan to ask: „Mr. Chen, Riitta at home?” 却见视频里记者,正转向陈焕问道:“请问陈先生,丽塔在家吗？” „, She went to the food market to do grocery shopping.” Chen Huan is lying in the video. “哦,她去菜市场买菜去了。”陈焕正在视频里撒谎。 Chen Huan sees this, immediately is awkward, nearby younger sisters also looked happily. 陈焕看到这一幕,顿时尴尬得不行,旁边的妹子们也不禁看乐了。 Riitta is bewildered typically: „Mr. Chen, why can you scatter such lying at that time? I looked at the tablet PC in the bedroom at that time obviously.” 丽塔却一脸茫然地道:“陈先生,你当时为啥要撒这样的谎呢？我那时候明明在卧室里看平板电脑。” Chen Huan lets go: „I do not want to make the reporter see your then appearance.” 陈焕摊手:“我是不想让记者看到你当时的样子啊。” „Why can't?” Riitta said. “为什么不能？”丽塔奇道。 „This............” Chen Huan thought: How do I want to reach an agreement? “这个嘛……咳咳……”陈焕心想:我要怎么说好呢？ At this time the barrage has brushed, the innumerable barrages are exclaiming: „Riitta! Riitta!” 这时候弹幕已经刷起来了,无数弹幕都在吼道:“丽塔！丽塔！” „Woman No.1 that most wants to marry.” “最想娶的女人No.1。” „Industrious good Riitta, the model of my sirius woman.” “勤劳善良的丽塔,我天狼星女人的典范。” „Originally Riitta did grocery shopping, was really the good miss.” “原来丽塔去买菜了啊,真是好姑娘啊。” „Has the distribution service actually not to want obviously, oneself go to the food market to select and purchase the best dish, this is industriously the best woman, I love the Riitta 10,000 years.” “明明有配送服务却不要,自己去菜市场选购最好的菜品,这才是最勤劳最好的女人啊,我爱丽塔一万年。” These captions auxiliary days cover, even the picture blocked, until the captions thin, saw that the picture suddenly starts to spin, the camera vibrates fiercely, seems like the photographer not to have the asserting with confidence machine, almost fell the camera. After several seconds, the picture stabilized finally, then, is binding Riitta of quilt, jumped appears in front of the lens. 这些字幕辅天盖地,甚至连画面都挡住了,直到字幕变薄,才看到画面突然开始旋,摄影机剧烈地抖动起来,似乎是摄影师没拿稳机器,差点把摄影机掉了。好几秒后,画面终于稳定了,然后,裹着被子的丽塔,就一跳一跳地出现在了镜头前面。 The reporter called out pitifully: „Are you...... Miss Riitta? What are you making?” 记者惨叫:“你……是丽塔小姐？你这是在做啥？” Riitta flustered said/tunnel in video: „...... Was about unable to hold, first goes to bathroom comes to say with you again......” 视频里的丽塔急吼吼地道:“……快憋不住了,先上了厕所再来和你说……” The barrage explodes instantaneously: „, Saw Miss Riitta's fragrant shoulder, quilt above revealed a scrap shoulder, was really white, was quite beautiful.” 弹幕瞬间爆炸:“哇,看到丽塔小姐的香肩了,被子上面露出来了一小块肩,真白啊,好美。” „Are you mental handicap? When the street woman wears the suspenders skirt isn't revealing the shoulder?” “你智障么？街女人穿吊带裙时不也露着肩膀？” „Shoulder where of these women have the attractiveness of Miss Riitta.” “那些女人的肩膀哪有丽塔小姐的好看。” „Anxiously going to bathroom, therefore binds Miss Riitta who the quilt is jumping is quite lovable.” “急着上厕所,所以裹着被子跳出来的丽塔小姐也好可爱。” However, the barrage to here, the style changed suddenly suddenly, some people asked: „Did not say a moment ago Miss Riitta did do grocery shopping? Appearance why has not gotten out of bed?” 不过,弹幕到了这里,突然画风突变,有人问道:“刚才不是说丽塔小姐去买菜了吗？为啥一幅还没起床的样子？” „Hey, now is the time this time of sleeping?” “喂,现在时间是该睡觉的时间吗？” „As if the style is not a little right.” “似乎画风有点不对啊。” Quick, Riitta in came out from the bathrooms, is binding the creeping motion of quilt like caterpillar, then the reporter talks with her, only listens to Riitta saying: „When clothes type of thing, gets out of bed must put on, when it is time to sleep must take off/escape, is troublesome, in any case continuously on the bed is lying down the words, did not put on it simply, this can also avoid taking off/escaping, only needed to bind the quilt to be good.” Barrage immediately a deathly stillness...... 很快,丽塔从卫浴间里出来了,还是裹着被子像毛毛虫一样的蠕动,然后记者就和她对起话来,只听丽塔道:“衣服这种东西,起床时要穿,睡觉时又要脱,多麻烦,反正都一直在床上躺着的话,干脆就不穿它了,这样也就可以避免脱,只需要一直裹着被子就好。”弹幕顿时一片死寂…… Riitta also said: „Jumps from here to the sofa goes to jump at least ten, I stood with you said here, said direct rebound bedroom, can save the time that ten times jumped.” 丽塔又道:“从我这里跳到沙发去起码要跳十下,我就站在这里和你说吧,说完了直接跳回卧室,就能省下十次跳跃的功夫了。” A barrage cold winter...... 弹幕一片寒冬…… Riitta strikes finally: „I at home, where had not gone in any case, has not smeared oneself, so long as does not go out, should be able never to take a bath will not be dirty.” 丽塔最后一击:“反正我一直在家,哪里也没去,又没把自己弄脏,只要不出门,应该可以永远不洗澡也不会脏吧。” Barrage as if North Pole iceberg capping. 弹幕仿佛北极冰山压顶。 Finally, the barrage that was constrained the extreme erupts all of a sudden. 终于,被压抑到极点的弹幕一下子爆发出来。 „!” “啊啊啊啊！” „This is not Miss Riitta in my mind.” “这根本就不是我心目中的丽塔小姐。” „We to be deceived.” “我们上当受骗了。” „Sirius most true , the good and beautiful enlisted woman is only a fraud, since this has been the millenniums the biggest fraud.” “天狼星最真善美女兵只是一个骗局,这是千年以来最大的骗局。” „My heart receives 10,000 knocking.” “我的心受到一万点爆击。” „I give back to her to write the love letter, god, I must take back my love letter.” “我还给她写过情书呢,天啊,我要收回我的情书。” „Female swindler, dies.” “女骗子,去死。” „Such woman does not want to marry to go home completely.” “这样的女人完全不想娶回家啊。” Riitta sees here, starts to feel not right: „Aiyu, how did the barrage all scold my? I have not deceived them, obviously is the Di spirit evil.” 丽塔看到这里,也开始感觉到不对劲了:“哎呦,怎么弹幕全是骂我的？我又没骗他们,明明是荻灵害的啊。” Di lets go spirit: „Do not fling the pot! I truly change you diligent, but this is not you changes the original design on the true reason of being scolded, your heart doesn't have a point to compel the number?” 荻灵摊手:“不要甩锅！我确实把你变勤快过,但这不是你变回原样就挨骂的真正理由,你心点就没有一点逼数么？” Riitta honk drew out the small mouth: „Ok, the person the happy occasion are not many, was scolded two not to lose, I do not haggle over with them generally, snort/hum, in the final analysis, these fellows and I are neither relative nor kin, they will scold me not to have anything to lose, I managed them.” 丽塔嘟起了小嘴:“算了,人红事非多,被人骂两句也不掉块肉,我才不和他们一般计较,哼,说到底,这些家伙和我非亲非故,他们骂了我也不会有什么损失的,我理他们个屁。” She just spoke these words, on the back of the hand passed rapid to make a sound. 她刚说完这句话,手背上的通迅器又响了起来。 Riitta selected a connection conveniently, only in hears resounds a male voice: „Miss Riitta, hello/you good, I am Czech Staff Sergeant Rome of logistics department, does not know that you still do remember me, some time ago I had written the love letter to you.”( Forgot friend to refer to 473 chapters) 丽塔随手点了个接通,只听到里面响起一个男声:“丽塔小姐,你好,我是后勤部门的捷克罗姆上士,不知道你还记不记得我,不久前我给你写过情书。”(忘了朋友请参看473章) Riitta „”: „What's wrong? What matter has?” 丽塔“哦”了一声:“怎么了？有什么事吗？” „That......” Czech Staff Sergeant Rome said: „Very sorry, when previous time I you write the love letter, has not known that true you are what appearance, today read the news to know finally, please that love letter forget that it was only I impulses to write for a while, actually I have not fallen in love with you. Is this, I express deep regrets to the trouble that you bring, in brief, coughs...... says goodbye.” “那个……”捷克罗姆上士道:“很抱歉,上次我给你写情书时,还不知道真正的你是什么样子,今天看了新闻才终于知道了,请把那封情书忘掉吧,它只是我一时冲动写出来的,其实我根本就没有爱上你。啊,就是这样,给你带来的麻烦我深表歉意,总之,咳……再见。” „Honk.” Passed hangs up rapidly. “嘟。”通迅挂断了。 Riitta: „!” 丽塔:“！” She has not cursed at people with enough time, passes rapid to make a sound, the Riitta extremely angry place got down the connection, was a male sound: „Miss Riitta, I was...... that love letter am I ate the lard to hoodwink the heart to you have written the love letter in the past few days, stupidly did not make clear the condition to write for your, when please you have not received it, thanks.” 她还没来得及骂人,通迅器又响了,丽塔愤愤地点下了接通,又是一个男声响了起来:“丽塔小姐,我是前些天给你写过情书的……那封情书是我吃了猪油蒙了心,傻乎乎地搞不清楚状况才写给你的,请当你并没有收到过它,谢谢。” „Honk.” Passed records and hangs up. “嘟。”通记又挂断了。 Riitta: „!!” 丽塔:“！！” Passed rapid loud. 通迅器又响了。 Riitta is angry, under the point puts through, the anger exclaimed: „Mental handicap of mother, love letter is not right? I have known that you must say anything.” 丽塔大怒,点下接通,怒吼道:“妈的智障,情书不算对吧？我已经知道你要说什么了。” The opposite heard a complacent male voice unexpectedly: „Yo, originally did you have self-knowledge? Haha, is this, isn't, I will not fall in love with your woman, even if you write one pack of love letters to me, I am still disinclined to look that...... honk......” communication hangs up. 对面居然传来了一个得意洋洋的男声:“哟,原来你也有自知之明啊？哈哈,就是这样,不算不算,我才不会爱上你这种女人呢,你就算给我写一叠情书来,我也懒得看……嘟……”通讯挂断。 Riitta: „!!!” 丽塔:“！！！” Chen Huanhe one group of younger sisters do not dare to speak in side, looks at the meeting telephone that Riitta non-stop, before long, exchanged Bian Yujing of fashion modern clothes to come out from the inside room, turns circle before everyone grinningly: „Do I put on like this attractively? Well? How are your expressions strange?” 陈焕和一群妹子在旁边不敢说话,就看着丽塔不停的接电话,不一会儿,换上了一身时尚现代衣服的卞玉京从里屋出来,笑嘻嘻在大伙儿面前转了个圈:“我穿成这样好看吗？咦咦？你们的表情怎么怪怪的？” Chen Huan is raising up a finger to her, made „breathing out” the movement, beckons. 陈焕对着她竖起一根手指,做了个“嘘”的动作,招了招手。 Bian Yujing hurries to walk softly: „What's wrong?” 卞玉京赶紧轻手轻脚走过来:“怎么了？” Chen Huanyao her ear was saying: „Riitta an important matter, she shut out by sirius all men probably.” 陈焕咬着她的耳朵道:“丽塔这边出大事了,她好像被天狼星所有的男人嫌弃了。” „? Such serious?” Bian Yujing has a scare: „Why?” “啊？这么严重？”卞玉京吓了一跳:“为什么？” „Yourself have a look at this newspaper.” Chen Huan advanced her front the newspaper, simultaneously supplemented said: „Right, Bian Miss, your clothes looked good.” “你自己看看这张报纸吧。”陈焕把报纸推到了她的面前,同时补充了一句道:“对了,卞姑娘,你这身衣服满好看的。” Bian Yujing laughs: „Many thanks praise.” 卞玉京嘻嘻一笑:“多谢夸奖。”