MGILA :: Volume #6

#578: Excuse me put on wrong

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in addition does not need the reason! 加更根本不需要理由！ ----- ----- Chen Huan leads the team to kill the harem, ran again a section, front was the resting palace of female students. With the modern wedding custom, in the family/home that the groom's family must enter the bride's side, carries in the wife the family/home, therefore, the female students had also returned the resting palace, is waiting for Chen Huan going in back. 陈焕率队杀进后宫,再跑了一段儿,前面就是女生们的寝宫了。用现代的婚礼规矩,男方得进女方的家里,把老婆背回自己家里去,所以,女生们也早已经退回了寝宫,等着陈焕进去背。 Naturally, this time must marry is a much less, Chen Huanke cannot carry, everyone also planned that follows he to walk several steps, the meaning meaning is good. 当然,这一次要娶的有点多,陈焕可不能背得走,大伙儿也就打算跟着他走几步,意思意思就好。 Chen Huan gets to the resting palace entrance, knocks on a door, says with a smile: „I meet the wife.” 陈焕走到寝宫门口,敲了敲门,笑道:“我来接老婆啦。” The gate does not open! 门不开！ Following one crowd of female student general's families withstand stubbornly: „To the red packet, does not give the red packet not to open the door.” This is the rookie last checkpoint, usually must stop up the gate by the bridesmaid, this time has female students to begin. 后面一群女生将门死死顶住:“给红包,不给红包就不开门。”这是新人最后一道关卡,平时都得由伴娘来堵门,这次只好女生们自己动手。 Chen Huan laughs, puts out a hand in the pocket, grasps one pack of red packages, forces from the crack in a door. 陈焕哈哈大笑,伸手进衣兜里,抓出一叠红包来,从门缝里塞进去。 Therefore, the gate opened finally. 于是,门终于开了。 Chen Huan enters the room, sees orchid Zijiang to stand among, other female student surrounds, only then dragon Aoxue, land Qingyu, Li Jieqiong, the leaf beautiful scene and Riitta several people are not, originally they have not planned to attend this collective wedding ceremony. dragon Aoxue thought time, land Qingyu is felt that the love has not discussed enough( although has not started), Li Jieqiong does not need to remarry one time, the leaf beautiful scene and Riitta have not wanted to be clear, their several people defend in out of the window, prepares to tease the bride. 陈焕走进屋去,见兰子酱站在正中间,别的女生环绕在则,只有龙傲雪、陆轻雨、李洁琼、叶美景和丽塔几个人不在,原来她们并没有打算参加这次集体婚礼。龙傲雪是觉得时机不到,陆轻雨是感觉恋爱还没谈够(虽然还没开始),李洁琼是不必再嫁一次了,叶美景和丽塔则是还没想清楚,她们几个人守在窗外,准备闹洞房呢。 Chen Huan is putting out a hand to the female students grinningly: „Walks, goes home with me.” 陈焕笑嘻嘻地对着女生们伸出了手:“走啦,跟我回家。” „Looked that is beautiful you.” The female students are showing the whites of the eyes to him collectively: „Do not think that was so simple we to follow you, although the person were too many you unable to carry, but at least must carry one.” “看把你美得。”女生们集体对着他翻了个白眼:“别以为这么简单我们就跟你走了,虽然人太多你背不了,但至少也得背一个吧。” Chen Huan thinks, this but actually is also, he comes orchid Zijiang, carries. 陈焕一想,这倒也是,他把兰子酱拉过来,背起。 orchid Zijiang lies in him conducts the back, beat two fists in his vest gently, said with a smile: „How to select carried me?” 兰子酱趴在他背上,轻轻在他背心捶了两拳,笑道:“咋就选中了背我？” „, Visits you lovably.” “嘛,看你长得最可爱呀。” orchid Zijiang: „......” 兰子酱:“……” „Walks, we go back the nuptial chamber.” Chen Huan hehe said with a smile. “走啦,咱们回去洞房吧。”陈焕嘿嘿笑道。 orchid Zijiang face one red, had not actually opposed. 兰子酱脸一红,却没反对。 In Chen Huanxin the great happiness, lifts the foot to be just about orchid Zijiang toward own resting palace back, at this time, outside sky suddenly resounded startling thunderclap, rumble, this thunder left unexpectedly extremely nearly, as if in the top of the head crack, then, outside „crash-bang”, had the pouring rainstorm. 陈焕心中大喜,抬脚正要把兰子酱往自己寝宫背,就在这时候,外面的天空中突然响起一声惊雷,轰隆隆,这雷居然离得极近,仿佛就在头顶上炸响,接着,外面“哗啦啦”一下,下起倾盆暴雨来。 Chen Huan has not gone out of the imperial city gate with enough time, by this heavy rain frightening, defended in out of the door he carried the male students who the wife goes out, supports Bian Yujing to enter in the room together, dragon Aoxue and land Qingyu these younger sisters also turned the window to jump. 陈焕还没来得及走出宫门,就被这场大雨给吓了回来,原本守在门外等他背媳妇出去的男生们,拥着卞玉京一起钻进屋里,龙傲雪和陆轻雨这几个妹子也翻窗跳了进来。 Everyone is whipping water drop, scolded: „What clever weather? Just the cloudless day, came such a suddenly.” 大伙儿拍打着身上的水珠子,骂道:“什么贼天气？刚刚还是晴天,突然就来这么一出。” Bian Yujing said with a smile: „Perhaps this is the God also helps celebrate the wedding of emperor empress, hits several thunder to be counted to set off the firecrackers.” 卞玉京笑道:“这也许是老天爷也来帮忙庆祝皇上皇后的婚礼吧,打几个雷算作放鞭炮。” Everyone smiles: „Said rational, the misdemeanor thinks toward the advantage, felt very well.” 大伙儿都笑:“说得有理,坏事往好处想,就觉得挺好了。” Not only outside thunders and rains, blew the strong winds, wind sound/rumor whistling. Suddenly, the strong winds are involved in the room, blew everyone unable to open the eye, the back shivered in orchid Zijiang the whole body that Chen Huan conducted the back, then, she exuded a giant squeal: „, Is your man, bold, dares to be discourteous We?” 外面不光打雷、下雨,又刮起了狂风,风声呼呼。突然,狂风卷入屋内,吹得所有人都睁不开眼睛,背在陈焕背上的兰子酱全身颤抖了一下,然后,她发出一声巨大的尖叫声:“啊啊啊啊,你这个男人,何等大胆,竟敢非礼朕？” „Well?” Chen Huan with astonishment turns head, the male student female students on class, looked curiously, thought: orchid Zijiang does emit such lines suddenly? “咦？”陈焕惊愕地回头,班上的男生女生们,都好奇地看了过来,心想:兰子酱怎么突然冒出这么一句台词来？ On orchid Zijiang the face is actually hanging the panic-stricken look: „Who are you? Why outlandish clothes, in joint imperial palace? Also carries Us is conducting the back? I...... I understood, are you Mongolians? God, are you catch Us to go back? Lets loose me, does your smelly Mongolian, how you want to Us?” 兰子酱的脸上却挂着惊恐的神色:“你们都是什么人？为何奇装异服,在联的皇宫里？还把朕背在背上？我……我懂了,你们是鞑子吧？天啊,你们是来抓朕回去的？放开我,你这个臭鞑子,你想对朕怎样？” She wields the soft and weak small fist, in Chen bright conducts the back to make an effort to hit, but the strength was also too small, with flexure itchy no difference. 她挥起软弱无力的小拳头,在陈焕的背上用力打起来,但是力量也太小了,和挠痒痒没什么区别。 The full room person all compels ignorant, does not know that which orchid Zijiang this is making. 满屋子人全都懵逼,不知道兰子酱这是在闹哪一出。 orchid Zijiang hit several fists, useless, the surrounding person also did not speak, ignorant compelled visits her, she was looked is flustered, cried: „We ended, Our country perished, but also by the Mongolian catching, Us understands that your bastard Mongolian wants to carry to go back now to be the madame Us is right? We should not be the couple with your smelly Mongolian like this, should not be rested by the smelly Mongolian,...... saves a life...... money Qianyi, Huang Degong, saves Us quickly.” 兰子酱打了几拳,没用,周围的人又不说话,懵逼的看着她,她被看得心慌,哇地一声大哭起来:“朕完了,朕的国家亡了,还被鞑子给抓了,朕明白的,你这坏蛋鞑子现在是想把朕背回去做夫人对吧？朕不要和你这样的臭鞑子做夫妻,不要被臭鞑子睡,呜……救命啊……钱迁益、黄德功,快来救朕啊。” People: „......” 众人:“……” A Chen Huan hand loosen, from conducting the back to put orchid Zijiang. Then has turned around, was saying to other schoolmates: „Having an accident...... this fellow...... probably no longer is orchid Zijiang, this he meow clearly took possession the beforehand waste emperor by orchid Zijiang.” 陈焕手一松,把兰子酱从背上放了下来。然后转过身,对着别的同学们道:“出事了……这家伙……好像不再是兰子酱了,这他喵的分明就是被兰子酱附体之前的废物皇帝。” The female students perspiration said: „But this obviously is orchid Zijiang, just, before several seconds .” 女生们汗道:“可这明明就是兰子酱吧,刚刚还是,几秒前还是。” Chen Huan awkward said/tunnel: „I looked, orchid Zijiang the soul has left this body, don't forget, passed through, we were the mortal body pass through, only then orchid Zijiang was the soul puts on, therefore, after orchid Zijiang the soul left, in this body sprouted the original waste emperors in country's greatly.” 陈焕尴尬地道:“我看,兰子酱的灵魂已经离开这具躯体了,别忘了,穿越的时候,我们都是肉身穿越过来的,只有兰子酱是魂穿过来的,所以,兰子酱的灵魂离开之后,这身体里的就是大萌国的原版废物皇帝了。” People simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform is startled. 众人齐齐一惊。 Sees only „orchid Zijiang” , is not right, is the waste emperor younger sister, after Chen Huan puts, squats on the ground, shrank small one group, both hands held the head, cried saying: „Does not want to be discourteous We, We am Monarch of the country, has the dignity, you want the discourteous words, We...... on...... bite the tongue to commit suicide, is very painful, did you fear?” 只见“兰子酱”,哦,不对,是废物皇帝妹子,被陈焕放下来之后,就蹲在地上,缩成了小小的一团,双手抱头,大哭道:“不要非礼朕,朕乃一国之君,有尊严的,你一定要非礼的话,朕就……就……就咬舌自尽哦,很痛的,你怕不怕？” „Mental handicap of mother, you bite the tongue only to be your pain, we are not painful, what having is good to fear?” “妈的智障,你咬舌只会是你痛,我们又不痛,有什么好怕的？” Waste emperor: „......” 废物皇帝:“……” Chen Huan lets go saying: „What's all this about? Meow, where her soul to?” 陈焕摊手道:“这是怎么回事？喵的,她的灵魂到哪里去了？” A female student is a little afraid the said/tunnel: „Won't be frightened out of one's wits? By the soul of this waste emperor swallowing?” 一位女生有点害怕地道:“不会是魂飞魄散了吧？或者,被这个废物皇帝的灵魂给吞噬了？” Chen Huan shakes the head saying: „Stupid did such woman, how possibly swallow orchid Zijiang, orchid Zijiang swallowed her also almost, is it possible that...... she puts on suddenly?” 陈焕摇头道:“这么笨的女人,怎么可能吞噬得了兰子酱,兰子酱吞噬她还差不多,莫非……她突然穿回去了？” The people gawked gawking: „Has the possibility, she is the soul puts on, perhaps now the soul exsomatize, puts on the modern age. God! This is likely , if she can go back, we also want to go back, good to want also to put on the modern age to go together.” 众人都楞了楞:“有可能,她是魂穿来的,现在灵魂离体,说不定就穿回现代了啊。天啊！这个可能性非常大,哇,如果她能回去,我们也想回去啊,好想也一块儿穿回现代去。” „Relax, you can go back.” A strange sound sound, then, an old man who seems like features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality appeared in everyone's front good, the old man a big ritual, said with a smile: „Hello, I am the god of crossing over, now solves a small problem.” “放心,你们能回去。”一个古怪的声音响了起来,接着,一个看起来仙风道骨的老头儿出现在大伙儿的面前,老头儿行了个大礼,笑道:“大家好,我是穿越之神,现在来解决一个小小的问题。” People: „......” 众人:“……” The old man then said: „Before several months, I in meeting the demon township meet in the demon valley, let child sauce and you passed through together, however after going back to check the material, discovered that made a mistake the object, must put on should be a person named orchid Zijiang, was not orchid Zijiang, the name makes a mistake, was sorry, therefore had made her first go back a moment ago, then, I must deliver you also to go back the modern age together, everyone was about to go home.” 老头儿接着道:“数月前,我在逢魔乡逢魔谷内,施法让兰子酱和你们一块儿穿越了,然而回去查了资料之后,发现弄错了对象,要穿的应该是一个叫兰子桨的人,不是兰子酱,名字弄错,抱歉抱歉,所以刚才已经施法让她先回去了,接下来,我就要送你们也一块儿回去现代,大家准备好回家了哦。”
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