MGILA :: Volume #6

#576: Overcoming an obstacle

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- dragon Aoxue had really not minded, she has shuttled back and forth the innumerable potential surfaces, looked to pass away all sceneries, these strange potential surface which weren't plural marriage? The powerful man had a group of wife and concubines to be really normal. Chen Huan is getting more and more powerful, then should have more and more women. 龙傲雪还真不介意,她穿梭过无数位面,看过世间所有风景,那些奇怪的位面哪一个不是一夫多妻的？强大的男人拥有大群妻妾实在是再正常不过了。陈焕正在越来越强大,那么就理应拥有越来越多的女人。 The number of woman should be is proportional with his strength, was equal to he to greatly invincible time, she can also marry happily, therefore does not need to manage. 女人的数量与他的实力应该是成正比的,等于他强到大无敌的时候,那她也可以开心嫁出去,所以没必要管。 Therefore, the wedding ceremony of emperor, under the big background, starts to handle like this. 于是,皇帝的结婚大典,就在这样的大背景下,开始操办。 The entire country moves, in Capital City stretch/open red hangs out colored streamers, the civil and military hundred officers offer the congratulatory gift greatly, arranges the birthday outline that in the outside officials , is not right, is the marriage outline, making similar azure surface beast Yang Zhi's such capable person send under custody to Capital City comes, this wave does not know that must make many hero-bandits of Liang Mountain. 整个国家都活动起来,京城里张红挂彩,文武百官大献贺礼,远在外地的官员们则备好的生辰纲,哦,不对,是结婚纲,让类似青面兽杨志那样的能人押送到京城来,这一波不知道要造出来多少个梁山好汉。 After many days of day, the wedding is held finally as scheduled, in that morning, the civil and military hundred officers arrived at the imperial palace together, wants to congratulate for the emperor, actually sees the pattern of this wedding a little is not probably right, Chen Huan stands in the imperial palace entrance unexpectedly, follows one group of male students, but in the imperial palace, a group of female student is stopping up the gate. 好些天日子之后,大婚终于如期举行,这天早上,文武百官们一起来到皇宫,想为皇上贺喜,却见这婚礼的模式好像有点不对劲,陈焕居然站在皇宫门口,身后还跟着一群男生,而在皇宫里面,一大群女生正在堵门。 Is a female student, is orchid Zijiang, today she has not worn the imperial robe, but put on clothes cedar of one set of later generation, clarified to according to the custom of modern, forked the waist saying: „To marry us, without is so easy, has wanted this gate, today must solve this problem.” Then, the female students one list one to be long and terrifying mathematical formula. 为首一名女生,正是兰子酱,今天她没有穿龙袍,而是穿上了一套后世的衣杉,摆明了要按现代的规矩来,叉着腰道:“想娶我们,没有那么容易,想要过这道门,今天必须解出这道题。”说完,女生们刷地一下列出一个又长又恐怖的数学公式。 Civil and military officials Sparta, their Arabic numerals have not seen collectively, how possibly in understanding formula these anything X, Y, anything Alpha, Beta a kind of strange writing. 文武官员们集体斯巴达,他们连阿拉伯数字都没见过,怎么可能认识公式里那些什么X啊,Y啊,什么α,β一类的奇怪文字。 Let alone they, even/including Chen Huan also felt that duck Lishan is big, his mathematical result is also not much, this topic also genuine solution not. 别说他们,连陈焕也感觉鸭梨山大,他的数学成绩也不怎么样,这题还真解不了。 The female students laugh: „Didn't the first pass/test cross? Today's wedding cancels, cancels.” 女生们哈哈大笑:“第一关都过不了？今天的婚礼取消,取消。” Chen Huan sweat: „I said, we are also the departments of literature, can't you have the point to conform to the topic of department of literature? Also, orchid Zijiang, such difficult mathematics problems definitely are you leave, do you as the bride, how possibly come out to set the topic personally? This matter makes the bridesmaid come.” 陈焕大汗:“我说,咱们好歹也是文学系,你们就不能出点符合文学系的题？再说了,兰子酱,这么难的数学题肯定是你出的,你身为新娘,怎么可能亲自出来出题？这种事让伴娘来啊。” „Bridesmaid who where comes?” The female students shake the head: „We today all are the brides.” “哪来的伴娘？”女生们摇头:“我们今天全是新娘。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” „Without the bridesmaid, has to make the biological mother go forth to battle personally.” orchid Zijiang said with a smile: „In any case, creating a Gordian knot to stop up is the right of bride's side, is not feeling well you to be able not to marry.” “正是因为没有伴娘,才只好让亲娘亲自上阵啊。”兰子酱笑道:“反正,出难题堵门是女方的权利,不爽你可以不娶呀。” „Good, this is you compels my.” Chen Huan said loudly: „At this time, was the groom's family best men rolled obviously the imposing time, the groom's family best man group, coming a mathematical result to be flamboyant, helping me break this gate.” “好吧,这是你们逼我的。”陈焕大声道:“这种时候,就是男方伴郎团显威风的时候了,男方伴郎团,来一个数学成绩牛逼的,帮我破了这道门呀。” black left one jumped: „Looks my! Ahem.” 乌左刷地一下跳了出来:“看我的！哼哼哼。” He puts out a carbon rod, writes to draw in the ground, considers as finished, for a long time later, black left has a good laugh: „Answer is 32.” 他拿出一根炭条,在地面上写写画画,不停的算了起来,许久之后,乌左仰天大笑:“答案是32。” „Two goods, miscalculation.” Female students flies to kick, kicks black left. “二货,算错了。”女生们一通飞踢,将乌左踢飞出来。 Chen Huan sweat: „What ghost? Who can also do?” 陈焕大汗:“什么鬼？还有谁能做的？” People together sweat: „Did the mathematical result of here where people win the commissary in charge of studies?” 众人一起大汗:“这里哪有人的数学成绩赢得了学习委员？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” The female students laugh. 女生们大笑。 At this time, side emitted a head, was ministry of public works Shangshu Liu by, he drew a male student to say in a low voice: „What meaning this is 1?” 这时候,旁边冒出一个脑袋,正是工部尚书刘由,他拉着一个男生低声道:“这个一是啥意思？” The male students said in a low voice: „Uncle uncle the symbol, represents the digit one.” 男生低声说:“阿伯伯符号,代表数字壹。” „What meaning that is Y?” Liu by asking. “那Y又是啥意思？”刘由问道。 „Also is the code name, represents an unknown number.” “也是代号,代表一个未知的数字。” Liu was also asked Alpha, Beta, the male student 11 answered, Liu by saying with a smile: „I said that this anything topic cannot understand, result these strange symbols were equivalent drew a graph in various there representative types of digits, doing for quite a while is the simple arithmetic topic, drew a young pig to have several pigs to be the same there representative with me.” After he said that suddenly raises the hand saying: „I as the groom's family relatives and friends group, must stand saying that the answer of this problem is 33.” Female students sweat: „Well? This goods did right!” 刘由又问了α,β,男生一一答完,刘由笑道:“我说这什么题这么看不懂,结果这些奇怪的符号就相当于画了一个图形在那里代表各种数字,搞了半天就是简单的算术题嘛,就和我画了一头小猪在那里代表有几只猪一样。”他说完之后,突然举起手道:“我作为男方亲友团,必须站出来说,这道题的答案是33。”女生们大汗:“咦？这货做对了！” The people sweat, did this mother, an ancient, do together unexpectedly right? 众人一起大汗,这尼玛,一个古人,居然做对了？ Liu by complacent said/tunnel: „It is not the slightly feudal official boasted, the slightly feudal official is the arithmetic talent, but cannot understand these at sixes and sevens symbols, so long as there is an artificial slightly feudal official solution to understand the symbol, trivial small topic, suddenly matter.” 刘由得意洋洋地道:“不是微臣夸口,微臣是算术天才,只不过看不懂这些乱七八糟的符号,只要有人为微臣解明了符号,区区小题,眨眼间事。” People speechless, the math is inferior to the ancient, good to kill. 众人一阵无语,数学不如古人,好想撞死。 orchid Zijiang waves saying: „Sisters, we remove, retreat the second imperial city gate.” 兰子酱挥手道:“姐妹,咱们撤,退守第二道宫门。” The female students retreat backward, Chen Huan leads everyone person to storm into the imperial palace, front is the second gateway. Sees only in the gate to be hanging a guqin, the female students is pointing at the guqin to laugh saying: „Shining, don't you want the topic of department of literature? Now gives you seven minutes, takes the guqin to write an ancient poetry or ancient word as the topic, cannot write, the wedding cancels.” 女生们向后退走,陈焕带着一大伙人攻入皇宫,前面又是第二道门户。只见门上悬挂着一把古琴,女生们指着古琴大笑道:“焕焕,你不是想要文学系的题吗？现在给你七分钟时间,以古琴为题目写一首古诗或者古词,写不出来,婚礼取消。” Chen Huan sweat: „I scratch, are seven divided into the poem? My he meow, although is the department of literature, without is so flamboyant. Also, we are modern people, writing the ancient poetry can write? How do I carry a Tang poem Song jambic verse?” 陈焕大汗:“我擦,七分成诗啊？我他喵的虽然是文学系,也没这么牛逼啊。再说了,咱是现代人,写古诗能写得好吗？我背一首唐诗宋词如何？” The female students „groaning” said: „Do you plan to be in front of our to copy the poem? When we are the ancient quite deceive?” 女生们“哼哼”道:“你打算当着我们的面抄诗？当我们是古人好糊弄啊？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Does not have the method, the time to start to calculate, at this time has to seek help from the schoolmates, Chen Huan yelled: „The groom's family relatives and friends group, is you fight, comes out to help me quickly, six minutes.” 没法子,时间已经开始计算,这时候只好又求助于同学们了,陈焕大叫道:“男方亲友团,是你们战斗的时候了,快出来帮我,还有六分钟了。” Has shouted, twenty male students brush, hid completely, no one can compose a poem. 一声喊过,二十几名男生刷刷刷,全部躲了,没一个人能写诗。 Chen Huan holds Liu by: „Blindingly rich, you are an ancient , helping me quickly.” 陈焕一把抓住刘由:“富得流油,你是古人,快来帮我。” „, Called me finally blindingly rich, although the slightly feudal official died not regrets.” Liu by great happiness, happy dizzy in place. “哇,终于叫我富得流油了,微臣虽死无憾。”刘由大喜,喜晕在地。 Chen Huanji called: „Eastern wooden party where? Five minutes, saved me quickly.” 陈焕急叫:“东木党何在？还有五分钟了,快来救我。” The eastern wooden party member shakes the head neatly: „Doing is so quick.” 东木党人齐刷刷摇头:“作不了这么快。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Seeing the time must, suddenly, in Chen Huan behind crowd go out of a taoist nun, is with a smile typical: „A zither | Jean river remembers old friends, the Cona rouge is thin, he/she and other long time. Asked where the tune must injure to pass, half a lifetime fate autumn, he/she wrong plays.” 眼看时间要到,突然,陈焕身后的人群里走出一名道姑,笑吟吟地道:“一曲琴河感旧,错那胭脂瘦,伊等久。问曲哪得伤透,半生缘分秋,伊错奏。” „, Good word.” The civil officials yelled: „Ha, broke, this closed/pass broken.” “哇,好词。”文官们大叫起来:“哈哈哈,破了,这一关破了。” Chen Huan fixes the eyes on looks, well? The come person unexpectedly is Bian Yujing: „Yo, how Bian did Miss come?” 陈焕定睛一看,咦？来的人居然是卞玉京:“哟,卞姑娘怎么来了？” Bian Yujing said with a smile: „Hears the emperor empress wedding, your humble wife wants to congratulate, the previous empress has said that if the pure good female, welcome is a guest, I am different from that two elder sisters, I have not gotten married to become monk, should be pure, comes with great courage, happen to helps the empress break this game.” 卞玉京笑道:“听闻皇上皇后大婚,贱妾想来祝贺,上次皇后陛下说过啦,如果是清白好女子,欢迎来做客,我和那两位姐姐不同,我还没嫁过人就出家了,应该还算是清白,就斗胆前来,正好帮皇后陛下破这一局。” Chen Huan great happiness: „Comes well!” 陈焕大喜:“来得好！” The female students in imperial city gate yelled immediately: „Isn't, Bian Miss should calculate our female student relatives and friends groups.” 宫门里的女生们顿时大叫道:“不算不算,卞姑娘应该算我们女生亲友团。” „Well? I should calculate the bride's side?” Bian Yujing lifts the foot to want toward the female student lineup to drill. “咦？我应该算女方的吗？”卞玉京抬脚想往女生阵容里钻。 „No!” Chen Huanji, this helped, if ran that side the female student, this imperial city gate also did cross? He holds Bian Yujing, drags side, hmph hmph saying: „I first hold, even my. Can the female guest who who stipulates calculate the bride's side relatives and friends? Ahem! Bian Miss obviously is the friend of mine, is unrelated with the bride's side.” “别！”陈焕急了,这强援要是跑去女生那边,这道宫门还怎么过？他一把抓住卞玉京,拖到身边,哼哼道:“我先抓住的,就算我的。谁规定的女宾客就必须算女方亲友？哼哼！卞姑娘明明就是我的朋友,和女方不相干。”
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