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-----ChenHuanLiufromtramplingtoone side, being disinclinedmanagesthisgoods , to continue to saytootherofficials: „Official historian, comes out.”Is growing the longbeard, the countrycharacterface, seemed like very honestofficialto walk: „Feudal official.”
陈焕把刘由踹到一边,懒得理这货,继续对着别的官员们道:“史官,出来。”一个长着长长的胡须,国字脸,看起来十分正直的官员走了出来:“臣在。”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Iheard, person who since the ancient times the official historiansaresomehave the moral couragevery much, howregardless of the emperorthreatensthem, theywill not write the history bookaccording to the meaning of emperor, butunderrecordmost realhistory, right?”
陈焕笑道:“我听说,自古以来史官都是些很有气节的人,不论皇帝怎么威胁他们,他们也不会按皇帝的意思去写史书,而是会记载下最真实的历史,对吧?”
The official historianlistened tothissaying, is quite self-satisfied: „! The slightlyfeudal officialalsohaswrites the determination of history bookat risk of life.”
那史官听了这话,颇为得意:“正是!微臣也有拼死写史书的决心。”ChenHuanzhiheis saying with a smile: „Yourthisfellowaffirmed the planafterI and emperordied, writesthisemperorempresscivilizing role of governmentmartial artsto shakeancientShuojinin the history booklike this‚, beats the Mongolian, protects the ancestorZonkiindustrynot to lose, however, the persondoes not have the complete human, the emperorempressmade the huge mistakeeventually, believedHuanDang the slanderous talk, manslaughtereasternwoodenpartyloyal minister’, is right?”
陈焕指着他笑道:“你这家伙肯定打算在我和皇上死掉之后,在史书里这样写‘这一任皇上皇后文治武功震古烁今,击败鞑子,力保祖宗基业不失,然而,人无完人,皇上皇后终究犯下了大错,听信宦党谗言,误杀东木党忠臣’,对不对?”
The official historiansspoke in thisshare, cannotdeny, asmakings of official historianmusthave, he a necksupine, earnestsaid/tunnel: „Right, the slightlyfeudal officialtrulyplanned, like thissummarizes the emperor and empress, is it possible that the empresswantsto compel the slightlyfeudal officialrevision? Hahahaha! Pleasedo not despise the moral integrity of slightlyfeudal official, regardless ofyoumakeanythingtome, cannotmakemechange a history bookcharacter.”
史官被说到这个份上,也不能抵赖,身为一个史官的气质是必须有的,他将脖子一仰,认真地道:“没错,微臣确实打算以后这样总结皇上与皇后,皇后莫非是想逼着微臣修改?哈哈哈哈!请不要小看了微臣的节操,不论你们对我做什么,都不能让我改史书一个字。”Hemoresaidis more excited, exhibits„Idid not fear death”and„I dead must keeppurelyin the world”appearance, leadsto compel.
他越说越激动,摆出了一幅“我不怕死”、“我死也要留清白在人间”的模样,帅得一逼。ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Does a bit less, Iwill not killyou, does not compelyouto changehistory, Iaskedone, confirmed.”
陈焕笑道:“少来,我才不会杀你,也不逼着你改史,我只是问一句,确认一下罢了。”Heturns tohundredofficersagain: „In brief, thisdefinitelyisyourideas, ifIam notthis, youdefinitelydo not believe that right?”
他再转向百官:“总之,这肯定就是你们所有人的想法,我如果说并不是这样,你们肯定也不信,对吧?”
The officersdid not say, butobviouslydefault.
众官不言,但明显就是默认了。ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Good, althoughIexplainedyouwill not believe that butstandsinmy ownstandpoint, certainlymustexplain, firstImustexplain, the men of thesetwentyoutlandish clothes, are notHuanDang, theyare not the court eunuches.”
陈焕笑道:“好吧,虽然我解释了你们也不会信,但站在我自己立场,肯定还是要解释一下的,首先我要说明一下,这二十几个奇装异服的男人,并不是宦党,他们根本就不是太监。”„Well?” The officialsgawkslightly.
“咦?”众官员微微一楞。IfChenHuanexplainedother, theyonwill not generally believe that butChenHuanhas not intertwinedagainmoneyQianyiand the others the causes of death, butfirstsaidthesetwentyindividualswere not the court eunuches, thissayingquite was a little actually novel, making the officialsunexpected.
陈焕如果解释别的,他们大抵上是不会信的,但陈焕并没有再去纠结钱迁益等人的死因,而是先说这二十几个人不是太监,这话倒是颇有点新奇,让官员们意想不到。ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Comes, the brothers, revealDingdinghave a lookto the officials.”
陈焕笑道:“来来,兄弟们,露露小丁丁给官员们看看。”„, Not?”blackleftyelled: „Wantsmeto work asso manypeoplelooksDingding?”
“哇,不是吧?”乌左大叫起来:“要我当着这么多人的面露小丁丁?”ChenHuanill-humoredsaid/tunnel: „Otherwisehow? Does not reveal that explainedclear?”
陈焕没好气地道:“那不然怎样?不露那个,解释得清么?”CaiXinzialsojumpedto call out: „Youwhy don't reveal? Canaskusto reveal?”
蔡心紫也跳出来叫道:“那你为啥自己不露?非要叫我们露?”ChenHuandao: „Iam an empress, does not needto reveal, theybelieve firmly that Ihavethatthing, howotherwiseto be the empress? Butyouare different, whoaskedyouto be misunderstood the court eunuchfrom the beginning?”
陈焕道:“我是皇后啊,根本不需要露,他们确信我有那个东西,不然怎么做皇后?但你们不一样,谁叫你们一开始就被误会成太监了呢?”Male students: „......”
众男生:“……”EveryonehasMMPnot to know , said does not work as saying that blacklefthasto turn the headto sayto the female students: „Youfirstgo out.”
大伙儿有一句MMP不知道当讲不当讲,乌左只好转头对女生们道:“你们先出去一下吧。”„Why?” The female studentssaid with a smile: „What do wehaveto be goodto avoid? Youthink that ownthatearthwormsameDingdingweare interested inlooking? Relax, does not wantto lookcompletely,yourevealby all means that wewill begin, looks atone, even ifwelose.”
“为啥?”女生们笑道:“我们有啥好回避的?你们以为自己那个蚯蚓一样的小丁丁我们有兴趣看么?放心啦,完全不想看,你们只管露,我们会偏开头的,看一眼就算我们输。”Male students: „......”
男生们:“……”
The civil and military officialsseethese„officerfemale”and„court eunuch”unexpectedlydareto speakin the front of emperorempress, has a scare, beforefeltthem, whentowardstandsearlyugly, no matter the emperorempressalso the manages, discovers that nowtheyresult inrampantlydo not make sense, haspays attention to the emperorempress?
文武官员们见这些“官女”和“太监”居然敢在皇上皇后的面前如此说话,都不禁吓了一跳,以前就感觉她们在早朝的时候站相难看,皇上皇后也不管管,现在发现他们嚣张得不像话啊,有没有把皇上皇后放在眼里?At this time, Abao of mostwavehas startedto take off the pants, heandblackleft, CaiXinzisuchvirginwas different, revealsDingdingnot to fear,was in front offemale studentnot to fear, let alone the female studentstransferredbegin, hemoved the pants, revealsDingding, aboutflungtwo, laughed saying: „Saw? Mytreasure!”
这时候,最浪的阿宝已经开始脱裤子了,他和乌左、蔡心紫这样的处男不同,露了小丁丁也不怕,当着女生的面也不怕,何况女生们转开了头,他把裤子扒掉,露出小丁丁,左右甩了两下,哈哈大笑道:“看见了没?我的宝贝!”Officers: „......”
众官:“……”Hadhimto take the lead, blackleftand the othersalsobraced oneself, pulls down the pantsto come the show a wave.
有了他带头,乌左等人也硬着头皮,扒下裤子来秀了一波。ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Saw clearly? Thesepeopleare not the officials, thereforepossiblyis notHuanDang. In fact, theyare the immortalofficers in space, is Idescends to earthfrom the spacetogether, saves the world.”
陈焕笑道:“看清楚了吧?这些人根本就不是宦官,所以不可能是宦党。实际上,他们都是天上的仙官,是和我一起从天上下凡,来拯救世界的。”„What?” The civil and military officialshave a scare.
“啥?”文武官员们吓了一跳。ChenHuanlaughs saying: „Youremperorsare the emperors, is the Godchild, butIam the deity that the heavensendsto assist the emperor, theyassistmyimmortalofficer, youregard the officials the immortalofficerunexpectedly, nowyouhave made the big mistake, offendedheavenly prestige, Ihaveone to give toyoucoolly, aiya, hopes that youcanthrow a goodembryonext life.”
陈焕哈哈大笑道:“你们的皇上是天子,是老天爷的孩子,而我则是上天派下来辅佐天子的神仙,他们都是辅佐我的仙官,你们居然把仙官当成宦官,现在你们已经铸成了大错,触犯了天威,我有一首凉凉要送给你们,哎呀,希望你们来世能投个好胎吧。”
The numerousofficialperspiration, reallydoes not know that shouldbelieve.
众官员汗了一把,实在不知道该不该信。ActuallysawChenHuanto lift the handgently, withShushanfiveprofessionlawin„woodencharacter, in a flash, the fullhothouse flowerbloomeddefinitely”, in the ground, onroombeam, on the pillar, was in full bloomeverywhere a blue lotus, evenon the hats of severalofficialsalsostarted outseveralto spend, blue lotus, green.
却见陈焕轻轻抬了抬手,用出了蜀山五行道法中的“木字决”,一瞬间,满堂花开,地面上,屋梁上,柱子上,到处都盛开出朵朵青莲,甚至有几个官员的帽子上也开出几花来,青莲,绿色的哦。
The officialsrumble, allknelt, theyhave seenChenHuangoverningswordflyingimmortal, at that timeguessed that hemay be the immortal, butguessed,nowlistens tohimto acknowledgepersonally, isfrightensseriously not clear.
官员们轰地一声,全都跪了下去,他们早就见过陈焕御剑飞仙,那时候就猜测他有可能是仙人,但只是猜测,现在听他亲口承认,当真是吓得不清。
The gentleman of cultivating true virtue, actuallyalso and deityhas no difference, becausecultivates the pinnacleto become an immortal, ChenHuancannot be regardedto deceive people.
修真之士,其实也和神仙没啥区别,因为修到极致就是成仙,陈焕算不得骗人。ChenHuanhee heesaid with a smile: „Now, please the trueofficerpartiescome out, Imusthave a lookbut actually, truegovernment officialpartysomewho?”
陈焕嘻嘻笑道:“现在,请真正的官党们出来吧,我倒要看看,真正的宦党都有些谁?”Saw onlyto standseveralcourt eunuchessidegreat hallto shrinkto walk, knelt downinfront.
只见侍立在大堂侧面的几个太监畏畏缩缩地走了出来,跪倒在前面。„Does not have the court eunuch.”ChenHuanhehesaid with a smile: „Wantingisthisparty, comes outto have a look. Right, easternwoodenpartyalsogathers, makesmehave a look.”
“不是只有太监吧。”陈焕嘿嘿笑道:“只要是这个党的,都出来看看。对了,东木党的也聚集一下吧,都让我看看。”He the show an immortal technique, where the officialspresentdaresto saynowithhima moment ago.
他刚才秀了一手仙术,官员们现在哪敢和他说半个不字。Hurriesto comply, severalwere not the official of court eunuchalsowalked, kneltby the court eunuches, then, the officials in hallstartedto stand in line, nearly1/3peoplestood the government officialparty, 1/3peoplestoodthat side the easternwoodenparty, the remaining1/3public figures without party affiliationsstood in same place, awkwardincomparable, theythink,collectedsimplyinone.
赶紧照做,几个不是太监的官员也走了出来,跪在太监们旁边,接着,堂上的官员们开始站队了,近乎三分之一的人站到了宦党这边,还有三分之一的人站到了东木党那边,剩下三分之一无党派人士站在原地,尴尬无比,他们想了想,干脆凑在了一起。Therefore, in the great hallformedthreedistinguishing right from wronggroups.
于是,大堂上就形成了三个泾渭分明的团体。ChenHuansaid with a smile: „, HuanDang, the easternwoodenparties and public figures without party affiliations, are not right, sends the person is too longwithout the hall, is not of pleasant to hear, called the woodto have the partysimply, your calledthreepoints of the world.”
陈焕笑道:“哇,宦党、东木党、无党派人士,不对,无堂派人士太长,不好听,干脆就叫木有党吧,你们这叫三分天下啊。”
The officersare awkward.
众官尴尬。ChenHuandao: „Youalsoleaveare so awkward, actuallyhas the partiesisverynormal, is very healthy, the country needs severalparties. Puff, smiledembarrassed. Good, from now on, Ipermityourpartieslegalization, later, wemoe the royal government of country'sto be divided intothreepartiesgreatly, HuanDang, the easternwoodenpartyandwoodhave the party! Laterallroyal governmentimportant matters, yourthreepartyvotingresolutions,”
陈焕道:“你们也别这么尴尬,其实有党派是很正常的,很健康的,国家需要有几个党派。噗噗,不好意思笑出来了。好吧,从现在开始,我允许你们的党派合法化,以后,咱们大萌国的朝廷就分成三个党,宦党、东木党、木有党!以后所有的朝廷大事,你们三个党投票决议,”Authormessage:
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