MGILA :: Volume #6

#538: I am the evil feudal monarchy

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- After Chen Huan spoke these words, in the squares, the audience stood suddenly, separates other audience to walk out, the mouth while is saying: „Has borrowed troublesome, has borrowed, I suddenly want to defecate, must go out to solve.” 就在陈焕说完这一番话之后,广场中间,有一个观众突然站了起来,一边分开别的观众往外走,嘴里一边说着:“麻烦借过,借过,我突然想拉屎,要出去解决一下。” Nearby person shuts out makes way, that person squeezes out the crowd, pushes while thinks at heart: This empress is quite stupid, unexpectedly wants to put to death my lord General tall, snort/hum, doesn't your General tall arrange/cloth in the city has eyes thin guard? Has not started to put while the movie, I hurry to go out of town smooth, Pegasus informs General tall Jie, making him guard against the assassin who the empress sends out. 旁边的人嫌弃地让开,那人挤出人群,一边挤心里一边想:这皇后好蠢,居然想诛杀我的主子高将军,哼,你连高将军在城中布有眼细都不提防吗？趁着电影还没开始放,我赶紧溜出城,飞马通知高捷将军,让他提防皇后派出的刺客。 He is scolding the empress is too stupid at heart, while the plan enters nearby street, at this time, one team of governing former guards walked, encircles him, was the guard of head seized that person of collar, said with a smile: „Comes with me!” 他一边在心里骂着皇后太蠢,一边打算窜进旁边的街道,就在这时候,一队御前侍卫走了过来,将他团团围住,为首的侍卫一把揪住了那人的衣领,笑道:“跟我过来！” „What matter?” That person has a scare: „This Sir, the villain wanted to defecate, could not hold in......” “什么事？”那人吓了一跳:“这位大人,小人想要拉屎,憋不住了……” „Does a bit less this set.” The guards sneer saying: „Must draw on drawing in the pants.” “少来这套。”侍卫冷笑道:“要拉就拉在裤子里。” That person sees the guard expression, knows is bad, wants to escape, but now around the square everywhere is a guard, surrounds the common people innumerably, where can he run? Only feared that just took to one's heels to run, will be encircled by tens of thousands people, has to bear the impulsion that escapes forcefully, is drooping the head, ships out an honest appearance, follows the guard. 那人见侍卫表情,就知道要糟糕,想要逃跑,但现在广场周围到处是侍卫,还有无数围观百姓,他哪里跑得掉？只怕刚撒腿想跑,就会被几万人围起来,只好强行忍住逃跑的冲动,耷拉着脑袋,装出一幅老实的样子,跟着侍卫走。 The guards got him to enter Forbidden City, on the city wall, led him to Chen Huan in front. 侍卫领着他进了紫禁城,上了城墙,将他带到陈焕面前。 Chen Huan is beckoning to him grinningly: „Comes!” 陈焕笑嘻嘻地对着他招了招手:“过来！” Behind him forty schoolmates hee hee said with a smile together: „You were cool! Cool.” 他后面的四十几名同学则一起嘻嘻笑道:“你凉了哦！凉了哦。” That person has a scare, but does calmly, arrives in front of Chen Huan to kneel down: „Empress summoned the villain, didn't know what instruction?” 那人吓了一大跳,但还是强作镇定,走到陈焕面前跪下:“皇后召见小人,不知有何吩咐？” „Oh, the average person sees emperor empress in front such near place, can be so calm?” Chen Huan said with a smile: „As far as I know, most ordinary people are facing the emperor and empress, will frighten the speech to tremble, like you actually rare.” “哇哦,普通人见到皇帝皇后就在面前这么近的地方,能这么淡定吗？”陈焕笑道:“据我所知,大部份普通老百姓面对着皇帝和皇后,会吓得说话都哆嗦呢,像你这样的倒是少见。” That person has a scare, hurries saying: „Villain from small brave, the person delivers Li Dadan nickname.” 那人吓了一跳,赶紧道:“小人自小胆子大,人送李大胆的外号。” „So that's how it is.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „I also think that you are because the eye does not have the monarch, not places in the emperor and empress the eye, so will be rampant.” “原来如此啊。”陈焕笑道:“我还以为你是因为目无君上,没把皇帝和皇后放在眼中,才会这么嚣张。” Li Dadan lowers the head saying: „Empress chatted, some where people dare the truth of eye of no monarch.” 李大胆低着头道:“皇后说笑了,哪有人敢目无君上的道理。” „I thought.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „For example has named tall Jie, he dares. For example tall Jie person, only pays attention to tall Jie again, does not pay attention to the emperor, right?” “我觉得有哦。”陈焕笑道:“比如有个叫高捷的,他就敢。再比如高捷手下的人,就只把高捷放在眼里,不把皇帝放在眼里,对吧？” When the high victory/quick two characters said that Li Dadan body obviously shivered. Chen Huan said with a smile: „I know, I put «Decapitation Strike» here put to death the country deceitful movie, some people will stand up beyond the communication to walk, want to hurry to inform tall Jie to guard, right? Therefore, I have made the guard encircle watertight here.” 高捷两个字说出来时,李大胆的身体明显地颤抖了一下。陈焕笑道:“我就知道,我在这里放《斩首行动》诛杀国奸的电影,会有人站起来往外走,想要赶紧去通知高捷提防,对吧？所以,我早已经让侍卫将这里围得水泄不通。” In Li Dadan heart shouted secretly bad, was still scolding „empress to be really stupid” a moment ago at heart, now has turned into „this empress so to be unexpectedly smart”, but, he stated categorically saying: „Villain truly wants to defecate, is really is loyal to the emperor and empress, does not believe you to check, the small world occupies Nanjing, has not had anything to relate with tall Jie.” 李大胆心中暗叫糟糕,刚才还在心里骂“皇后真蠢”,现在已经变成“这皇后居然如此机灵”,不过,他还是一口咬定道:“小人确实是想拉屎,真的是忠于皇上与皇后的,不信您可以去查,小人世居南京城,从来没有与高捷有什么联系。” „I know, I understand.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Regardless how to check, can only check your well-born, right? The spy like you, is licensed, will not all do everything possible to make in any case inevitably even entire, haha.” “我知道,我懂的。”陈焕笑道:“不论怎么查,都只能查到你身家清白,对吧？反正像你这样的奸细,必然是证照齐全,就算不全也会想方设法弄全,哈哈。” His behind forty schoolmates also smiled together: „This matter looked a lot.” 他身后的四十几个同学也一起笑了起来:“这种事看得多了。” „This is empress's your speculation.” Li Dadan called out: „Villain is not a spy, does not have any evidence.” “这都是皇后您的猜测。”李大胆叫道:“小人绝非奸细,没有任何证据。” „Right, I do not have the evidence.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „But you forgot, I am evil, unreasonable, crazed feudal monarchy, but you are spy who camouflaged the fart people status, why can I have the evidence to kill you? I can confess under torture, I can trample the law, I even can depend on the mood murder.” “对对,我没有证据。”陈焕笑道:“但是你忘了,我是邪恶的,不讲道理的,丧心病狂的封建君主啊,而你不过是个伪装了屁民身份的奸细,我干嘛非要有证据才能弄死你呢？我可以屈打成招啊,我可以践踏法律啊,我甚至可以凭心情杀人。” Li Dadan: „......” 李大胆:“……” He had not protested with enough time, holds Chen Huan Riitta to take the lead to protest actually: „I protested! Mr. Chen Huan! You cannot do this, this is not the tasteful human rights, is contrary to the law fair and just, the feudal monarchy was abandoned and despised by us, because the jurisdiction of king dominates above the law, if you also do this, gave up is in itself the principle of civilized person. I protested firmly confess under torture, no evidence cannot handle him, even if looked obviously he was the spy is not good.” 他还没来得及抗议,倒是扶着陈焕的丽塔率先抗议起来:“我抗议！陈焕先生！你不能这样做,这是不讲究人权的,有违法律的公平与公正的,封建君主制之所以被我们摒弃与鄙视,正是因为君王的权限凌驾于法律之上,如果你也这样做的话,就是放弃了自己身为文明人的原则。我坚决抗议屈打成招,没有证据就不能处置他,哪怕明明看出来他是奸细也不行。” Chen Huanting was actually not angry: „I know that the Riitta younger sister will say, good...... don't an appearance that looks at the unenlightened ruler.” Chen Huanke does not want to make the younger sister dislike itself, moreover he has not planned such to do from the beginning, but the speech frightens Li Dadan intentionally. 陈焕听了却并不生气:“我就知道丽塔妹子会这么说,好啦……别一幅看昏君的模样。”陈焕可不想让妹子讨厌自己,而且他一开始也没打算那样做,只是故意说话来吓李大胆而已。 He shrugged: „Li Dadan, I truly do not have the evidence, does not facilitate to govern you, but I can deadlock the city gate, now all city gates of Nanjing have been sealed up, all city walls declared martial law, you cannot pass on the news . Moreover, I can also send out 2000 guards, visits you all-around, you go to East Street they to go to East Street, you go to western street they to go to western street, in this case do you have the skill to pass on the news? Moreover, my friendship informs your one again, I have sent out the assassin, now the assassin has been waiting outside the military compound of high Czech Republic, you inform him to be strange with enough time.” 他摊了摊手:“李大胆,我确实没证据,不方便治你,但是我可以锁死城门哦,现在南京城的所有城门都已经被封闭,所有城墙都戒严了,你根本传不出消息,而且,我还可以派出两千名侍卫,全方位的看着你,你去东街他们去东街,你去西街他们去西街,在这种情况下你还有本事把消息传出去？而且,我再友情通知你一句,我早就派出了刺客,现在刺客已经在高捷的军营外面等着了,你来得及通知他才怪。” Li Dadan listened to this saying, the complexion disastrous incident. 李大胆听了这话,脸色不禁惨变。 „Good, your little darling sits watches the movie here.” Chen Huan patted clapping with a smile: „Has a look at your disregarding law and discipline lord, is how to be killed by us. After looking, you did not have the lord, then you really became the common people.” “好啦,你就乖乖坐在这里看电影吧。”陈焕笑着拍了拍手:“看看你那个目无王法的主子,是怎么被我们干掉的。看完之后,你就没有主子了,然后你就真的成了良民了。” Li Dadan: „......” 李大胆:“……” Chen Huan no longer pays attention to the assassin, returns to the city wall, at this time all audience were raising the head to hope, but these mirrors are dark, above can only reflect the Forbidden City wall goes against hang the flare and lantern. 陈焕不再理会刺客,回到城墙上面,这时候所有的观众都在翘首期盼着,但那些镜子黑乎乎的,上面只能反射出紫禁城墙顶上挂着的火把与灯笼。 Chen Huannian several incantations, waved, a black magic owl flew from him behind quietly, flew the sky silently, besides his behind schoolmates, no one saw that the owl is he puts, after that owl ascends the sky, Chen Huan has a thought the incantation again, the hand wields, the mirror in city wall shone simultaneously. 陈焕念了几句咒语,一挥手,一只黑色的魔法猫头鹰从他身后悄悄地飞了起来,无声无息地飞上了天空,除了他身后的同学们之外,没有任何人看到猫头鹰是他放出来的,那猫头鹰上天之后,陈焕才再次念起咒语,手一挥,城墙上的镜子同时亮了起来。 „! The movie started.” “哇！电影开始了。” The audience cheer immediately! 观众们顿时欢呼起来！ Huang Degong the first time is watched the movie, excited, that flash when the screen shines, he turns around to exclaim to the following people: „Peaceful, looks at the immortal family treasure mirror time, your trash also dare to speak casually, damn peaceful.” 黄德功是第一次看电影,也激动得不行,当屏幕亮起来的那一瞬间,他就转身对着后面的人大吼道:“安静,看仙家宝镜的时候,你们这些渣渣还敢随便说话,都他妈的安静。” The following person said together: „General, your voice is loudest.” 后面的人一起道:“将军,就你声音最大啊。”
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