Todayand an authorfriendmakes a bet, ifhisLOLsingle linethree victories in a row, Iaskedhimto eat meal, finallyhisfirstlost, pū! Smilesto cryI. Forthis matterin additionone!
今天和一个作者朋友打赌,如果他LOL单排三连胜,我就请他吃饭,结果他第一把就输了,噗!笑哭我。为此事加一更!----
----tallJie the rampantspeech, causesin the cityunderimmediately the city, the public sentimentenrages.
高捷嚣张的发言,顿时引得城上城下,群情激怒。ChenHuancannot bearstrangesay/way: „Is thisfellowunexpectedly rampanttothissituation?”
陈焕忍不住奇道:“这家伙居然嚣张到这个地步?”„Un, is very rampant.” The ministry of public worksShangshuflatter is not known where braved, saidin a low voice: „Empresshasnot to know,thisfellownamedtallJie, stems fromLipaper of cleverarmybecomes the subordinate, at firstwill beLiZhichengsection, along withhimwill revolttogether the rebellion, afterwardfell the royal government, slowlyaccumulated the meritto achieve one of the fourtown/subduesGreat Generals, thisfellowwas not proudly docile, under the handsoldierallwasbanditis also difficultto change, last year, he soldiercrossedYangzhou, the soldiers and civilians in Yangzhoucitydoes not dareto makehimenter a city, onlydaresto be guardedbyhimoutside the city. Resultfellowverticalsoldierplundersin the suburbs of the Yangzhoucityvillageunexpectedly, thisis not the royal governmentofficialsshouldhave the action that.”
“嗯,很嚣张。”工部尚书阿由不知道从哪里冒了出来,低声道:“皇后有所不知,这个叫高捷的家伙,是出自于贼军的李纸成手下,最初是李纸成的部将,随他一起起义造反的,后来降了朝廷,慢慢积功做到了四镇大将军之一,这家伙骄傲不驯,手底下的士兵也全是匪性难改,去年,他曾经兵过扬州,扬州城的军民根本不敢让他进城,只敢让他驻守在城外。结果这家伙居然纵兵抢掠扬州城郊区的村庄,这根本就不是朝廷官员该有的举动。”ChenHuanhearshere, cannot help laughing, reallywill be the countrywill perish, whatevildoer/monstrous talentcame out. Moe the official in country'sobviouslygreatly, unexpectedly the verticalsoldiersnatchesmoe the village of country'sgreatly, thistype of trashin the later generation, stillwantson the court martialevenabsolutely, shooting deadis light, butothersnot onlyhad not been shot dead, but also is beingfourtown/subduesGreat Generals, thus it can be seen, the royal governmentprestigehas lostwhatsituation.
陈焕听到这里,不禁哑然失笑,果然是国之将亡,什么妖孽都出来了。明明是大萌国的官员,居然纵兵抢大萌国的村庄,这种垃圾就算在后世,也绝对要上军事法庭,枪毙都是轻的,但人家不但没被枪毙,还做着四镇大将军,由此可见,朝廷威信已经丧失到了什么地步。Inflatterbyalsowhenis done the characterto introduce, tallJie being able to hold downtemper, has wielded the armyto killtoHuang Degong, Huang Degongis angry: „Does evildoersecuredaresoto bullyMonarch?”Heis certainly impossibleto resign oneself to extinction, is yellingto the top: „The emperorempress, looks at the old ministerto take this lordlessextremely arrogantdisciple.”Then, wields the armyto rush over.
就在阿由还在搞人物介绍的时候,高捷已经按不住性子,挥军对着黄德功杀了过去,黄德功大怒:“贼子安敢如此欺君?”他当然不可能束手待毙,对着城头大叫道:“皇上皇后,看老臣拿下这目无君主的狂妄之徒。”说完,也挥军冲了过去。TwoarmieshitunderNanjingunexpectedly, hitsis heavily engaged.
两只大军居然就在南京城下打了起来,打得不可开交。
The civil officials who in the tophear the newsto catch up withhate bitterly, loudlyshouted: „National disastercurrent, why do twogeneralskill one another? Stopsquickly, stops!”
城头上闻讯赶来的文官们不禁痛心疾首,大呼道:“国难当前,两位将军因何自相残杀?快停下,停下来啊!”Howeveryelling of civil officialsis not useful, under the citykillsas beforeis heavily engaged, in an instantonfield littered with corpses.
然而文官们的叫喊有个屁用,城下依旧杀得不可开交,一转眼就尸横遍野。„The emperor, the emperortries to find the solutionquickly.”Severalold ministersfall downinorchidZijiangfront, kowtowedto call out: „Wesprouted the countrynot to havemanyarmiesgreatly, cannotfightto consumeagainlike this, the emperorquickunderaimmadethemnot hit.”
“皇上,皇上快想想办法啊。”几位老臣扑倒在兰子酱的前面,磕头叫道:“咱们大萌国本来就没多少军队了,不能再这样在内斗中消耗掉,皇上快下旨让他们别打啦。”orchidZijianglets go: „Whatmeanshowever can Ihave? Did thistype of frameurge?”
兰子酱摊手:“然而我能有什么办法?这种架劝得了么?”ChenHuansaidsuddenly: „Perhaps, urged.”
陈焕突然道:“也许,劝得了吧。”As soon as the feudal officialslisten, hurriesandturns the headto kowtowtoChenHuanpeng.
众臣一听,赶紧又转过头来对着陈焕碰碰磕头。ChenHuanlets go saying: „flatterby, goes the bangday of impressive and dignified mannerGreat Generalartilleryto movehad just tried, suspendsto the city wall.”
陈焕摊手道:“阿由,去把刚刚试过的轰天威仪大将军炮搬过来,摆到城墙上。”flatterbyhaving a scare: „Empress, can yougrasp the key point? Is still cracking a jokeatthis kind of timeunexpectedly? Pleasecallmeblindingly rich, do not callmeflatterby.”
阿由吓了一大跳:“皇后,您能不能抓住重点?在这种时候居然还在开玩笑?请叫我富得流油,不要叫我阿由。”Feudal officials: „......”
众臣:“……”„Mental handicap of mother, the one whocannot holdkeyisyou, you are still caring about the nicknameatthis kind of timeunexpectedly? According toempress'sinstruction, moves in the cannonquickly.”
“妈的智障,抓不住重点的是你,在这种时候你居然还在在意外号?快按皇后的吩咐,把大炮搬来啊。”flatterbyhurryingto be called the personto move the cannon, transportedalso the spend sometime the cannonfrom the drill ground, outside the cityboth armiesmorehitare more intense, the deceased person of groundwere also getting more and more, inthisbewilderedinternal fight, lostover a thousandpeopleunexpectedlyin an instant, looked at the officialsincomparablemeatpain.
阿由赶紧叫人去搬大炮,从练兵场把大炮运过来也得花点时间,城外两军越打越激烈,地上的死人也越来越多,在这莫名其妙的内斗中,居然转眼就损失了上千人,看得文臣们无比肉痛。
After a while, the cannontransports/fortunesfinally, the ministersdo not know that actuallythiscannonmustbe usedto makeanything, actuallylistens toChenHuanlengsnort/hum saying: „Puts up the artillery, givesmytotallJiearmyflag, fires an artillery.”
好一阵子之后,大炮终于运到,大臣们也不知道这大炮究竟要用来做啥,却听陈焕冷哼道:“架炮,给我对着高捷的中军大旗,开一炮。”As soon as the feudal officialslisten, immediatelysweat: „Empress, may not! tallJieproudwas not docile, youalsotake the cannonto hithim, isn't thatcompletely out of control?”
众臣一听,顿时大汗:“皇后,不可啊!高捷本来就骄傲不驯,您还拿大炮去打他,那不是更加闹得不可收拾?”ChenHuansneers saying: „Noisy, Ithought that hemustbe how noisy! About, opens firetome.”
陈焕冷笑道:“闹,我看他要怎么闹!左右的,给我开炮。”
The femaleassassinjumpedfrombehind, personallycorrectioncannon. tallJie the colorsvery are very actually farfrom the city, because ofHuang Degong , after highCzech Republic, thereforetallJie the sectionnumerous were quite farfrom the city. AlthoughtallJiewent intounder the city walltwowords, butwent to war, after hereturned the team, the citynextseveral tens of thousands ofpeoplefights in groupsnow, armyauxiliaryopenedextremely, tallJiearmyflagwastwoli (0.5 km) away to the cityat least.
女刺客又从后面跳了出来,亲自调校大炮。高捷的军旗其实离城很远很远,因为黄德功很到,高捷后到,所以高捷的部众本来就离城比较远。虽然高捷跑到城墙下来说了两句话,但是一打起仗来,他又退回了后队,现在城下数万人打群架,军阵辅得极开,高捷的中军大旗离城起码有两里之遥。Femaleassassina littleawkwardsaid/tunnel: „Empressmister, thisfromwas too far, Ifearnot to hit.”
女刺客有点尴尬地道:“皇后先生,这距离太远了,我怕打不中。”„All right, hitsdoes not permitalsoindifferently.”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Bestwascrooked, did not hittallJiecarefully, thatstickdá.”
“没事,打不准也无所谓。”陈焕笑道:“最好是歪了一下,不小心打中了高捷,那就棒棒哒。”Feudal officials: „......”
众臣:“……”
The femaleassassinis understandingimmediately: „Do Iwantto look attallJiesimply?”
女刺客顿时会意:“那我要不要干脆瞄高捷呢?”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Thatis certainly excellent.”
陈焕笑道:“那当然是极好的。”Ministers: „Empress! May not! At this timewas faced with an archenemy, howeven did youalsomake a moveto the person on one's own side?”
众大臣:“皇后!不可啊!这时候大敌当前,怎么连您也向自己人出手?”„Person on one's own side? FewJBrambled on.”ChenHuandoes not smilesuddenly, changesis instantaneously angry-looking: „Highvictory/quickthisverticalsoldiersnatches the trash of common people, howto become the person on one's own side? Huang DegongIrecognizehimam a person on one's own side, buthighvictory/quickthistrash, myhemeowtodaymustkill by explosionhishim, opens firetome.”
“自己人?少JB瞎扯。”陈焕突然不笑了,瞬间变出一脸怒容:“高捷这种纵兵抢自家百姓的垃圾,怎么就成了自己人?黄德功我认他是个自己人,但高捷这垃圾,我他喵的今天就要轰死他丫的,给我开炮。”Ministers: „......”
大臣们:“……”
The femaleassassinhad completed the aimingat this time, lights the blasting fuse, covers the earsto draw back, ministersthis timealsonothing more to be said that alsohurriesto cover the earto draw back.
女刺客这时候已经完成了瞄准,点燃引信,捂着耳朵退开,大臣们这时候也没啥好说的了,也赶紧捂着耳边退开。Onlyhears„bang” a loud sound, the bangday of impressive and dignified mannerGreat Generalartilleryopens fire, the blackshelltakes off/escapes the chest cavity, was flyingto the cityoutside.
只听到“轰”的一声巨响,轰天威仪大将军炮开了火,黑色的炮弹脱膛而出,对着城外飞了出去。Thisartillerymade a soundalsofrightenedHuang DegongandhighCzech Republictwo peoplejumps, althoughthesetwo a personwasloyal, onewasdeceitful, but regardless of loyaldeceitful, thinks that the emperorwas always easily bullied, when facingbigmatterwill be only indecisive, whateverothersflickered, went to warthismatterunder the citylikefourtowns, the emperor should also be indecisivemostly, what to dodid not know should, actuallynot to expect, the emperorsuddenlybecamesodomineering, unexpectedlyopen fire?
这一声炮响也吓了黄德功和高捷两人一跳,这两个虽然一个人是忠,一个是奸,但不论忠奸,都认为皇上一向软弱可欺,面对大事情时只会犹豫不决,任由别人忽悠,像四镇在城下打仗这种事,皇上多半也应该犹豫不决,不知道该怎么办,却没料到,皇上突然变得如此强势,居然开炮了?Huang Degonghas the self-confidencevery much, heknows that the emperorwill definitely not fire offto rumbleoneself, thereforehehad the meanlookto looktotallJie.
黄德功很有自信,他知道皇上肯定不会开炮轰自己,所以他带着兴灾乐祸的眼神看向了高捷。ButhighCzech Republic , Yementhought that the shellcannotcome, shouldcalls the spatialartillery, to the sky, or the open areahits, right, certainlyisthis. The position that oneselfare atleaves the cityminimum over twoli (0.5 km), the shellis impossibleto fly is so far. Hejustthought ofhere, heard the shellto delimit the sound of emptying, „Biu”, the soundflewquicklycompared with the shell, howtall did Jiehearthissoundseems liketois coming? In the heartshoutedwonderfully, not to wait forhimto haveanyresponsesecretly, the blackshellalreadyto the front, that bumped, happen tohithiscolor-bearer......
而高捷也觉得炮弹不会对着自己来,应该是鸣空炮,对着天空,或者空地打的,对,一定是这样。自己所在的位置离城起码两里以上,炮弹根本不可能飞这么远。他刚想到这里,就听到了炮弹划空之声,“Biu”,声音是比炮弹飞得快的,高捷听到这声音怎么好像是对着自己来的?心中暗叫不妙,还不等他有任何反应,黑色的炮弹已至面前,碰的一声,正好打中了他身边的掌旗兵……Although the shell of thistime the mightis very weak, but the words of long jabhuman body, no matter whatyourmartial artscannot shoulderexceedingly high, was rumbledinstantaneouslyby the shellpile of muddy fleshes, writes„high” the armyflag of characterto drop downloudly, tallJievacanthalfsound, suddenlyis angry: „Ihold, does thatdogemperordareto open fireto hitmeunexpectedly? Labortodaycounter-herhis.”
这个时代的炮弹虽然威力很弱,但直击人体的话,任你武功通天也扛不住,瞬间就被炮弹轰成了一堆肉泥,写着“高”字的中军大旗轰然倒下,高捷茫然了半响,突然大怒:“我操,那狗皇帝居然敢开炮打我?劳资今天反了她丫的。”
The people in citynoticed that from afar the armyflagdropped down, tallJieis actually all right.
城里的人都远远地看到中军大旗倒下了,高捷却没事。Femaleassassinawkwardtypical: „Sorry, has not hit!”
女刺客一脸尴尬地道:“抱歉,没打中!”ChenHuancannot help butsighed: „Aiyu, looks at the personto hit, actuallyraised the flag. If we had knownshouldaskyouto aim at the flagto hit, can perhaps hit the person.”
陈焕不由得叹了口气道:“哎呦,瞄着人打,却打中旗了。早知道还是应该叫你瞄准旗打,说不定就能打中人。”
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