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----In the woodsare hiding the male studentscriticizeimmediately: Iscratch, originallyalsoplansto jumpto robvery muchimposingvery muchaggressively, withoutthinkingto take the leadto be detected, how did thismakeusinstallto compel?
树林里藏着的男生们顿时暗骂:我擦,本来还打算很威风很霸气地跳出去抢劫呢,没想到率先被人发觉了,这让我们怎么装逼?However, immediatelysomepeoplehelpedthemsave the face, landQingyu the tip of the toeatground1points, Mount Huasent the qing gongto put forth, the whole personflewfrom the woodsunexpectedlylight, flew highto flutterseveralmetersfar, the flight maneuverwas very graceful, the long skirtdanced in the airin the wind, thatmodeling, such as the female celestialwas simply ordinary.
不过,马上就有人来帮他们挽回脸面了,陆轻雨脚尖在地上一点,华山派轻功使出,整个人居然轻飘飘地从树林里飞了出去,凌空飘飞了数米之远,飞行动作十分曼妙,长裙在风中飞舞,那造型,简直如仙女一般。
Her whereaboutin the major roads, stoodbeyond the generaloppositemore than tenmetersdistances that rides a horse, slim and graceful, like the snow, thensneersto saylonely: „ThismountainisIopens, thistreeisIplants, to crosssince then, leaves behind the safe passage money.”
她刷地一下落在了官道中间,就站在那骑马的将军对面十几米的距离外,亭亭玉立,寂寞如雪,然后冷笑道:“此山是我开,此树是我栽,若想从此过,留下买路财。”ChenHuan„pū”spurtedpollution-freewell waterto come outnaturally, spat the mortiseon the hillsideloudly: „Floatingfinallylightrain, your womanmodeling, says is actually the robbermargin, your really? Tomesaid that the pointconforms to the status the words.”
陈焕“噗”地喷了一口天然无污染的井水出来,在山坡上大声吐槽道:“轻雨啊,你一幅女侠造型飘然而出,结果说出口的却是强盗切口,你这样真的好吗?给我说点更符合身份的话啊。”„Yeah? Ithoughttaking by forcewith all one's heart, the linesam really speaking incorrectly.”landQingyucoughedlightly, both handsreportfist, made the formalitymovement of rivers and lakesperson, thensaid: „Thiswomanroamed the world, arrived here to use upwinding aroundunfortunately, but alsoaskedfellowfellow apprenticesto be accommodating, was coloredtaking advantage ofmyseveralmoneymoney, thisgraciousnessvirtue, will certainlykeep firmly in mindin the heart. In the futurebutwill dispatch, goes through fire or watersettledly, does not dismissagain.”
“哎?我一门心思想着打劫,台词果然说错了。”陆轻雨轻咳了一声,双手报拳,做了个江湖人士的礼节动作,然后道:“本女侠浪迹江湖,走到这里不幸用光了盘缠,还请各位师兄弟行个方便,借我几钱银子花花,此恩此德,必将牢记于心。将来但有差遣,定当赴汤蹈火,再所不辞。”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”Male studentssimultaneous/uniformQihan in woods, thislines......, does not complainherlinesnowtime, everyonecries out strangely, runs out of the woods, standsbehind the landlightrainat sixes and sevens, holds upweapon that snatchesfromrobberthere. The male studentsdo not meet the family, is very unprofessionalwith the movement of weapon, seems likehas not gone to war.
树林里的男生们也齐齐汗了一把,这台词……罢了,现在不是吐槽她台词的时候,大伙儿一声怪叫,冲出树林,乱七八糟站在陆轻雨背后,举起从强盗那里抢来的兵器。男生们都不是会家子,拿武器的动作十分外行,看起来就像没打过仗的。Clearly, onegroup of motley crew.
很明显,一群乌合之众。Immediatelygeneralwas happyimmediately: Whattrashrobbers is this? Also20 do people, dareto take by forcemeunexpectedly?
马上的将军顿时乐了:这都是些什么垃圾强盗?也就二十来人,居然敢来打劫我?
His idle talkwas disinclinedto saymuch,pats the horsebuttocks, hit the horse and male studentskilledto the landinglightrain.
他连一句废话都懒得多说,一拍马屁股,打马对着陆轻雨和男生们杀了过来。
The male studentshave a scare, everyonewas bornin the peaceage, perhapsfrom infancy to maturityhas foughtseveral, buthas not cutwith the knifeabsolutelyexcellently, thesesawto ride the big tall horse, in the handis brandishing the ancientmilitary commanderfront surface of long spear/gunto clash, the horse's hoof of warhorseturned the black mud, threatened, combative, the male students have not held up a baby so it can urinatefrightening.
男生们吓了一跳,大家都生于和平年代,从小到大也许和人打过几次架,但绝对没拿刀子砍过人,这一下看到个骑着高头大马,手上挥舞着长枪的古代武将迎面冲过来,战马的马蹄翻起黑泥,气势汹汹,杀气腾腾,男生们差点没把尿给吓出来。landQingyuhas not actedwith enough time, cries out strangelyonhearingbackone, the male studentsby the floral formulatoward the major roadflee, haveto take to one's heelsto run, has the postto roll, is running awaylike the crabhorizontally, even the fish diveswoopsthrowsto the thick patch of grass of roadside, but alsosomepeoplejump a hurdlewithLiu Xiangmovement, bridges overnear the major road„from the Nanjingalsotenli (0.5 km)” the boundary tablet, after thenhidto the tree,......
陆轻雨还没来得及出手,就听到背后一阵怪叫,男生们向着官道两边花式兔脱,有撒腿跑的,有贴地滚走的,还有像螃蟹一样横着跑走的,甚至有一个鱼跃飞扑扑到路边的草丛里,还有人用刘翔跨栏似的动作,跨过官道边的“距离南京城还有十里”的界碑,然后躲到了树后……„Iscratch, onecrowd of lacking ambitiontrash.”landQingyugets angry: „My familyshiningis good, is meeting the demonmainlandfacing the darkelf, is facingdragonAotian, oris facing the shape sifting robot of alien, hehas not escaped.”
“我擦,一群没志气的渣渣。”陆轻雨怒:“还是我家焕焕好,不论是在逢魔大陆面对黑暗精灵,还是面对着龙傲天,或者面对着外星人的变形机器人,他从来也没逃过。”At this time, oppositemilitary commanderis still flushingtoher.
这时候,对面的武将还在对着她冲过来。
The military commandera littledoes not know whether to laugh or cry, twentythievessnatch their government authoritiesteams, originallya littledoes not gather the common sense, nowhejust the verticalhorseto/clashes, the malerobberallran, onlyleaves behind a femalerobberto standin the roads, is actually thiswhatrobber? Reallythishonorableoccupationloses faceto the robber.
那武将也有点哭笑不得,二十几个贼人来抢他们这只官家队伍,本来就有点不合常理,现在他刚刚纵马一冲,男强盗就全跑了,只留下一个女强盗站在路中间,这究竟算是哪门子的强盗?真是给强盗这门光荣的职业丢脸。However, the military commanderhas not plannedto receive the hand, since the malerobberran, grasps is also the same the femalerobber.
不过,武将也没打算收手,既然男强盗跑了,把女强盗抓起来也一样。In a flash, the warhorsehad arrived in front oflandQingyu, the military commanderwields the long spear/gun, to a landinglightrainspear pierces.
转瞬间,战马已经到了陆轻雨面前,武将挥起长枪,对着陆轻雨一枪刺来。landQingyu„cutting”, the bodyjumpedsuddenlylight, unexpectedlyleapsis higher than the head of warhorse, flies high a sword, takes the face of military commander. The military commanderhas a scare, hurriesto changeto selectto the landlightrain.
陆轻雨“切”了一声,身子突然轻飘飘地跃起,居然跃得比战马的脑袋还要高,凌空一剑,直取武将的脸面。那武将吓了一跳,赶紧变招挑向陆轻雨。Buthismovementseems likein the landlightrainis slowing down the movementto be the same, has not threatened. Sheturns the slender waistgently, avoided the long spear/gun of military commander, the left handpressedon the rifle stock, flewagainwith the strength, inin the airraised the air/Qito jumpagainupwardly a section, thenstoodon the rifle stock of military commandersteadily.
但他的动作在陆轻雨看来就像是在放慢动作一般,一点也没威胁。她轻轻一扭纤腰,避开了武将的长枪,左手在枪杆上一按,借力再度飞起,在空中再向上提气跃起了一截,然后稳稳地站在了武将的枪杆上。
The military commandersare startled: „Onrifle stockis standing a hundredjin (0.5 kg)person, whyIfelt that the spear/gunhasn't becomeveryheavy?”
武将大吃一惊:“枪杆上站着一个百来斤重的人,为啥我感觉枪没变得很重?”„Putsyourmother'snonsense, are 100jin (0.5 kg) where thismisscomesso heavy?”landQingyuis angry, a swordpatted the helmet of military commander, referred to the swordsharponhisthroat: „Dares saying that Iam fat? To die?”
“放你娘的狗屁,本姑娘哪来的一百斤这么重?”陆轻雨大怒,一剑拍掉了武将的头盔,将剑尖指在他的咽喉上:“敢说我胖?想死么?”
The military commandersalmostfrightento cry: „Ihad not said that youare fat!”
武将差点吓哭:“我没有说你胖!”landQingyuis angry: „You said that said that myhundredjin (0.5 kg)had not saidIam fat? Hurriesto giveI apologize.”
陆轻雨大怒:“你就说了,说我有百来斤还不是说我胖吗?赶紧给我道歉。”
The long swordignites the throat, whodaresnot to apologize. The military commandersare sweating profusely: „MissImade a mistake, Ishould notsayyouto be fat, Iam simply crazed, the dog shitis common, but alsoasked the missto spare and not punish too severely, forgavemylife.”
长剑点着咽喉,谁敢不道歉。武将满头大汗:“姑娘我错了,我不该说你胖,我简直丧心病狂,狗屎一般,还请姑娘高抬贵手,饶我一命。”„Thisalsoalmost!”landQingyusnort/hum, received the sword: „Thatforgivesyou, Iwalked.”
“这还差不多!”陆轻雨哼了一声,收剑:“那就原谅你啦,我走了。”Herjumping downground, turning around to walk.
她跳落地面,转身要走。ChenHuanyelledsuddenlyon the hillside: „Mental handicap of mother, wearerob, how did youwinoppositeturned aroundto walk? Is sick?”
陈焕突然在山坡上大叫起来:“妈的智障,我们是来抢劫的,你怎么打赢了对面转身就走?有病啊?”„Yeah?”landQingyusweat: „Isn't good, the rivers and lakeswomanworked asbe used to it, defeated the enemyto installto drive backimmediately, almostforgotoneselfthistimeis the robber.”
“哎?”陆轻雨大汗:“不好不好,江湖女侠当习惯了,打败敌人就立即装逼退走,差点忘了自己这次是强盗。”Sheturns around, was sayingto the military commander: „Money? Paysentirelytomemoney.”
她又转过身来,对着武将道:“钱呢?把钱统统给我交出来。”Was frightened the male students who scattered in a panica moment ago, saw that landQingyuwas so fierce, did not immediately fear, oneran, stoodlandQingyu the back, shoutedto shoutwith one voice: „Money, paysentirelymoney!”
刚才被吓得作鸟兽散的男生们,看到陆轻雨这么厉害,立即又不怕了,刷地一下又跑了回来,站到了陆轻雨的背后,齐声嚷嚷道:“钱呢,把钱通通交出来!”
The military commandersdo not know whether to laugh or cryimmediately, thiswhatsituation?
武将顿时哭笑不得,这什么情况?However, henownotsillyandrushedto asklandQingyuto selectonly, hurriedLe Masto draw backseveralsteps, the subordinatesalsowith, more than 200famous litterateurlogistics depotsbehindhim, exhibited the battle formation.
不过,他现在可不会再傻傻的又冲上去找陆轻雨单挑了,赶紧勒马退开几步,身后的部下们也跟了上来,两百多名士兵站在他背后,摆开阵势。This side, behindlandQingyuactuallyonlyexhibitedtwentymale students, is very seemingly frail.
这一边,陆轻雨背后却只摆开了二十几名男生,看起来单薄得很。„Youwho?” The military commandersget angry: „ThisismoecountryMinistry of RitesShangshuKaigreatly the dragon the motorcade, unexpectedlyemperor who youdareto offendShangshuSir, guilty of the most heinous crime, ifyoudivergenowimmediately, the Sirorreadatyourfirst offense, not going into one's past, ifwere besotted, decidedto cutand otherdog heads.”
“尔等何人?”武将怒道:“这是大萌国礼部尚书凯龙的车队,尔等竟然敢冒犯尚书大人的车驾,罪大恶极,若是你们现在立即散去,大人或者念在你们初犯,既往不咎,若是执迷不悟,定斩尔等狗头。”„, Ministry of RitesShangshu.”landQingyu the great happinessis askingtothem: „Are the salary of Shangshumany? How many can Isnatch?”
“哇,礼部尚书。”陆轻雨大喜着向他们问道:“尚书的俸禄多不多?我能抢得了多少?”Military commanderandbackofficerssimultaneous/uniformQijingonestartled: Bandit who „does not know the immensity of heaven and earth, the one whohearshereis a ShangshuSir, unexpectedlyalsodares is so rampant? Youdo not know that Shangshuis the bigofficer?”
那武将和背后的官兵们齐齐惊了一惊:“何等不知天高地厚的贼寇,听到这里的是一位尚书大人,居然还敢如此嚣张?你难道不知道尚书是多大的官吗?”„, Sounds like a uselesscivil official.”landQingyusaid: „Having the county magistrateis big?”
“嘛,听起来像是个没用的文官嘛。”陆轻雨道:“有县令大吗?”Military commanders: „......”
武将:“……”Officers: „......”
官兵:“……”„, Ithought that yourexpressionsunderstood, is definitely olderthan the county magistrate, does thathave the governor of prefectureto be big?”
“哦,我看你们的表情就懂了,肯定比县令大,那有知府大吗?”Military commanders: „......”
武将:“……”Officers: „......”
官兵:“……”
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