MGILA :: Volume #5

#492: Having the county magistrate is big

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- In the woods are hiding the male students criticize immediately: I scratch, originally also plans to jump to rob very much imposing very much aggressively, without thinking to take the lead to be detected, how did this make us install to compel? 树林里藏着的男生们顿时暗骂:我擦,本来还打算很威风很霸气地跳出去抢劫呢,没想到率先被人发觉了,这让我们怎么装逼？ However, immediately some people helped them save the face, land Qingyu the tip of the toe at ground 1 points, Mount Hua sent the qing gong to put forth, the whole person flew from the woods unexpectedly light, flew high to flutter several meters far, the flight maneuver was very graceful, the long skirt danced in the air in the wind, that modeling, such as the female celestial was simply ordinary. 不过,马上就有人来帮他们挽回脸面了,陆轻雨脚尖在地上一点,华山派轻功使出,整个人居然轻飘飘地从树林里飞了出去,凌空飘飞了数米之远,飞行动作十分曼妙,长裙在风中飞舞,那造型,简直如仙女一般。 Her whereabout in the major roads, stood beyond the general opposite more than ten meters distances that rides a horse, slim and graceful, like the snow, then sneers to say lonely: „This mountain is I opens, this tree is I plants, to cross since then, leaves behind the safe passage money.” 她刷地一下落在了官道中间,就站在那骑马的将军对面十几米的距离外,亭亭玉立,寂寞如雪,然后冷笑道:“此山是我开,此树是我栽,若想从此过,留下买路财。” Chen Huan „pū” spurted pollution-free well water to come out naturally, spat the mortise on the hillside loudly: „Floating finally light rain, your woman modeling, says is actually the robber margin, your really? To me said that the point conforms to the status the words.” 陈焕“噗”地喷了一口天然无污染的井水出来,在山坡上大声吐槽道:“轻雨啊,你一幅女侠造型飘然而出,结果说出口的却是强盗切口,你这样真的好吗？给我说点更符合身份的话啊。” „Yeah? I thought taking by force with all one's heart, the lines am really speaking incorrectly.” land Qingyu coughed lightly, both hands report fist, made the formality movement of rivers and lakes person, then said: „This woman roamed the world, arrived here to use up winding around unfortunately, but also asked fellow fellow apprentices to be accommodating, was colored taking advantage of my several money money, this graciousness virtue, will certainly keep firmly in mind in the heart. In the future but will dispatch, goes through fire or water settledly, does not dismiss again.” “哎？我一门心思想着打劫,台词果然说错了。”陆轻雨轻咳了一声,双手报拳,做了个江湖人士的礼节动作,然后道:“本女侠浪迹江湖,走到这里不幸用光了盘缠,还请各位师兄弟行个方便,借我几钱银子花花,此恩此德,必将牢记于心。将来但有差遣,定当赴汤蹈火,再所不辞。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Male students simultaneous/uniform Qihan in woods, this lines......, does not complain her lines now time, everyone cries out strangely, runs out of the woods, stands behind the land light rain at sixes and sevens, holds up weapon that snatches from robber there. The male students do not meet the family, is very unprofessional with the movement of weapon, seems like has not gone to war. 树林里的男生们也齐齐汗了一把,这台词……罢了,现在不是吐槽她台词的时候,大伙儿一声怪叫,冲出树林,乱七八糟站在陆轻雨背后,举起从强盗那里抢来的兵器。男生们都不是会家子,拿武器的动作十分外行,看起来就像没打过仗的。 Clearly, one group of motley crew. 很明显,一群乌合之众。 Immediately general was happy immediately: What trash robbers is this? Also 20 do people, dare to take by force me unexpectedly? 马上的将军顿时乐了:这都是些什么垃圾强盗？也就二十来人,居然敢来打劫我？ His idle talk was disinclined to say much, pats the horse buttocks, hit the horse and male students killed to the landing light rain. 他连一句废话都懒得多说,一拍马屁股,打马对着陆轻雨和男生们杀了过来。 The male students have a scare, everyone was born in the peace age, perhaps from infancy to maturity has fought several, but has not cut with the knife absolutely excellently, these saw to ride the big tall horse, in the hand is brandishing the ancient military commander front surface of long spear/gun to clash, the horse's hoof of warhorse turned the black mud, threatened, combative, the male students have not held up a baby so it can urinate frightening. 男生们吓了一跳,大家都生于和平年代,从小到大也许和人打过几次架,但绝对没拿刀子砍过人,这一下看到个骑着高头大马,手上挥舞着长枪的古代武将迎面冲过来,战马的马蹄翻起黑泥,气势汹汹,杀气腾腾,男生们差点没把尿给吓出来。 land Qingyu has not acted with enough time, cries out strangely on hearing back one, the male students by the floral formula toward the major road flee, have to take to one's heels to run, has the post to roll, is running away like the crab horizontally, even the fish dive swoops throws to the thick patch of grass of roadside, but also some people jump a hurdle with Liu Xiang movement, bridges over near the major road „from the Nanjing also ten li (0.5 km)” the boundary tablet, after then hid to the tree,...... 陆轻雨还没来得及出手,就听到背后一阵怪叫,男生们向着官道两边花式兔脱,有撒腿跑的,有贴地滚走的,还有像螃蟹一样横着跑走的,甚至有一个鱼跃飞扑扑到路边的草丛里,还有人用刘翔跨栏似的动作,跨过官道边的“距离南京城还有十里”的界碑,然后躲到了树后…… „I scratch, one crowd of lacking ambition trash.” land Qingyu gets angry: „My family shining is good, is meeting the demon mainland facing the dark elf, is facing dragon Aotian, or is facing the shape sifting robot of alien, he has not escaped.” “我擦,一群没志气的渣渣。”陆轻雨怒:“还是我家焕焕好,不论是在逢魔大陆面对黑暗精灵,还是面对着龙傲天,或者面对着外星人的变形机器人,他从来也没逃过。” At this time, opposite military commander is still flushing to her. 这时候,对面的武将还在对着她冲过来。 The military commander a little does not know whether to laugh or cry, twenty thieves snatch their government authorities teams, originally a little does not gather the common sense, now he just the vertical horse to/clashes, the male robber all ran, only leaves behind a female robber to stand in the roads, is actually this what robber? Really this honorable occupation loses face to the robber. 那武将也有点哭笑不得,二十几个贼人来抢他们这只官家队伍,本来就有点不合常理,现在他刚刚纵马一冲,男强盗就全跑了,只留下一个女强盗站在路中间,这究竟算是哪门子的强盗？真是给强盗这门光荣的职业丢脸。 However, the military commander has not planned to receive the hand, since the male robber ran, grasps is also the same the female robber. 不过,武将也没打算收手,既然男强盗跑了,把女强盗抓起来也一样。 In a flash, the warhorse had arrived in front of land Qingyu, the military commander wields the long spear/gun, to a landing light rain spear pierces. 转瞬间,战马已经到了陆轻雨面前,武将挥起长枪,对着陆轻雨一枪刺来。 land Qingyu „cutting”, the body jumped suddenly light, unexpectedly leaps is higher than the head of warhorse, flies high a sword, takes the face of military commander. The military commander has a scare, hurries to change to select to the land light rain. 陆轻雨“切”了一声,身子突然轻飘飘地跃起,居然跃得比战马的脑袋还要高,凌空一剑,直取武将的脸面。那武将吓了一跳,赶紧变招挑向陆轻雨。 But his movement seems like in the land light rain is slowing down the movement to be the same, has not threatened. She turns the slender waist gently, avoided the long spear/gun of military commander, the left hand pressed on the rifle stock, flew again with the strength, in in the air raised the air/Qi to jump again upwardly a section, then stood on the rifle stock of military commander steadily. 但他的动作在陆轻雨看来就像是在放慢动作一般,一点也没威胁。她轻轻一扭纤腰,避开了武将的长枪,左手在枪杆上一按,借力再度飞起,在空中再向上提气跃起了一截,然后稳稳地站在了武将的枪杆上。 The military commanders are startled: „On rifle stock is standing a hundred jin (0.5 kg) person, why I felt that the spear/gun hasn't become very heavy?” 武将大吃一惊:“枪杆上站着一个百来斤重的人,为啥我感觉枪没变得很重？” „Puts your mother's nonsense, are 100 jin (0.5 kg) where this miss comes so heavy?” land Qingyu is angry, a sword patted the helmet of military commander, referred to the sword sharp on his throat: „Dares saying that I am fat? To die?” “放你娘的狗屁,本姑娘哪来的一百斤这么重？”陆轻雨大怒,一剑拍掉了武将的头盔,将剑尖指在他的咽喉上:“敢说我胖？想死么？” The military commanders almost frighten to cry: „I had not said that you are fat!” 武将差点吓哭:“我没有说你胖！” land Qingyu is angry: „You said that said that my hundred jin (0.5 kg) had not said I am fat? Hurries to give I apologize.” 陆轻雨大怒:“你就说了,说我有百来斤还不是说我胖吗？赶紧给我道歉。” The long sword ignites the throat, who dares not to apologize. The military commanders are sweating profusely: „Miss I made a mistake, I should not say you to be fat, I am simply crazed, the dog shit is common, but also asked the miss to spare and not punish too severely, forgave my life.” 长剑点着咽喉,谁敢不道歉。武将满头大汗:“姑娘我错了,我不该说你胖,我简直丧心病狂,狗屎一般,还请姑娘高抬贵手,饶我一命。” „This also almost!” land Qingyu snort/hum, received the sword: „That forgives you, I walked.” “这还差不多！”陆轻雨哼了一声,收剑:“那就原谅你啦,我走了。” Her jumping down ground, turning around to walk. 她跳落地面,转身要走。 Chen Huan yelled suddenly on the hillside: „Mental handicap of mother, we are rob, how did you win opposite turned around to walk? Is sick?” 陈焕突然在山坡上大叫起来:“妈的智障,我们是来抢劫的,你怎么打赢了对面转身就走？有病啊？” „Yeah?” land Qingyu sweat: „Isn't good, the rivers and lakes woman worked as be used to it, defeated the enemy to install to drive back immediately, almost forgot oneself this time is the robber.” “哎？”陆轻雨大汗:“不好不好,江湖女侠当习惯了,打败敌人就立即装逼退走,差点忘了自己这次是强盗。” She turns around, was saying to the military commander: „Money? Pays entirely to me money.” 她又转过身来,对着武将道:“钱呢？把钱统统给我交出来。” Was frightened the male students who scattered in a panic a moment ago, saw that land Qingyu was so fierce, did not immediately fear, one ran, stood land Qingyu the back, shouted to shout with one voice: „Money, pays entirely money!” 刚才被吓得作鸟兽散的男生们,看到陆轻雨这么厉害,立即又不怕了,刷地一下又跑了回来,站到了陆轻雨的背后,齐声嚷嚷道:“钱呢,把钱通通交出来！” The military commanders do not know whether to laugh or cry immediately, this what situation? 武将顿时哭笑不得,这什么情况？ However, he now not silly and rushed to ask land Qingyu to select only, hurried Le Mas to draw back several steps, the subordinates also with, more than 200 famous litterateur logistics depots behind him, exhibited the battle formation. 不过,他现在可不会再傻傻的又冲上去找陆轻雨单挑了,赶紧勒马退开几步,身后的部下们也跟了上来,两百多名士兵站在他背后,摆开阵势。 This side, behind land Qingyu actually only exhibited twenty male students, is very seemingly frail. 这一边,陆轻雨背后却只摆开了二十几名男生,看起来单薄得很。 „You who?” The military commanders get angry: „This is moe country Ministry of Rites Shangshu Kai greatly the dragon the motorcade, unexpectedly emperor who you dare to offend Shangshu Sir, guilty of the most heinous crime, if you diverge now immediately, the Sir or read at your first offense, not going into one's past, if were besotted, decided to cut and other dog heads.” “尔等何人？”武将怒道:“这是大萌国礼部尚书凯龙的车队,尔等竟然敢冒犯尚书大人的车驾,罪大恶极,若是你们现在立即散去,大人或者念在你们初犯,既往不咎,若是执迷不悟,定斩尔等狗头。” „, Ministry of Rites Shangshu.” land Qingyu the great happiness is asking to them: „Are the salary of Shangshu many? How many can I snatch?” “哇,礼部尚书。”陆轻雨大喜着向他们问道:“尚书的俸禄多不多？我能抢得了多少？” Military commander and back officers simultaneous/uniform Qijing one startled: Bandit who „does not know the immensity of heaven and earth, the one who hears here is a Shangshu Sir, unexpectedly also dares is so rampant? You do not know that Shangshu is the big officer?” 那武将和背后的官兵们齐齐惊了一惊:“何等不知天高地厚的贼寇,听到这里的是一位尚书大人,居然还敢如此嚣张？你难道不知道尚书是多大的官吗？” „, Sounds like a useless civil official.” land Qingyu said: „Having the county magistrate is big?” “嘛,听起来像是个没用的文官嘛。”陆轻雨道:“有县令大吗？” Military commanders: „......” 武将:“……” Officers: „......” 官兵:“……” „, I thought that your expressions understood, is definitely older than the county magistrate, does that have the governor of prefecture to be big?” “哦,我看你们的表情就懂了,肯定比县令大,那有知府大吗？” Military commanders: „......” 武将:“……” Officers: „......” 官兵:“……”
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