In the years without complained, the father-in-lawaddsdoes not wantto find the excuse
没有吐槽的岁月里,公公加更不想找理由-----
-----Sixflowergreat happiness: „Reallycame?! Thismayreally be good.”Shehurriedto receive the sprayerfrom the old manhand, withlooked right and leftin the hand, thiswassprayer that did not have the properpacking, the authentic" three without " products, lookedverysuspicious, the normal persondocked unable to bearthistype of thingcertainly, butsixflowersactuallyseemedveryexcited: „This does reallyhavesuchwonderful effectiveness? Spurtedwill fall in love withme?”
六花大喜:“真来了?哇!这可真是太好了。”她赶紧从老头儿手里接过了喷雾器,拿在手里左看右看,这是个没有正经包装的喷雾器,正宗的三无产品,看起来十分可疑,正常人是绝对接受不了这种东西的,但六花却显得很兴奋:“这个真有这样的神效?喷了就会爱上我?”Old manserioussaid/tunnel: „Naturally, is absolutely effective!”
老头儿一本正经地道:“当然,绝对有效!”„Effectiveghost!”ChenHuanjumpedfromside, tosixikebanas: „Do not believethisold man'swords, wherein the worldhasthismedicine, the loveis a psychology, is a spirit, possiblyis not the medicinecancontrolabsolutely. Itoldyou, thisbrokenmedicinewascheats out of moneyabsolutely, insidedefinitelywas the plain boiled water of attire.”
“有效个鬼啊!”陈焕从旁边跳了出来,对六花道:“别信这老头儿的话,世界上哪里有这种药,爱情是一种心理,是一种精神,绝对不可能是药物可以控制的。我跟你讲啊,这种破药绝对是骗钱的,里面肯定是装的白开水。”„Scoffs!” A lightsound of sprayer, ChenHuanfeltsuddenlyownfront surfacespurted onmist, originallywassixflowerstook upthatsuspicioussprayer, was comingtohim.
“嗤!”一声喷雾器的轻响,陈焕突然感觉到自己迎面被喷上了一蓬水雾,原来是六花拿起了那个可疑的喷雾器,对着他就来了一下。Onsixpainted faceshas the complacentexpression: „Is is really false, tries is not goodat the scene, thereforeImustdrawyouto cometogether, feelsquickly, falls in loveme?”
六花脸上带着得意洋洋的表情:“是真是假,当场试一试不就好啦,所以我才要拉着你一起来嘛,哇哈哈,快感觉一下,有没有爱上我啊?”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”Strangesilence!
诡异的沉默!Silenttenseconds, ChenHuansighed, shakes the head: „Look, Isaid that isthisfake medicine, thisdoes not have the least bitto affecttome.”
足足沉默了十秒,陈焕叹了口气,摇了摇头:“看吧,我就说是这假药,这对我没有半点作用嘛。”„Realfalse?”Sixflowersweats: „Hasn't really fallen in love withme? Youfeelagaincarefully.”
“真的假的?”六花大汗:“真的没有爱上我?你再仔细感觉一下啊。”Sheblinks, gathersin front ofChenHuanverynearplace, stares atChenHuaneyesto lookcarefully.
她眨了眨眼睛,凑到陈焕面前很近的地方,仔细盯着陈焕的眼睛看。
When withoutapproachingfortunately, thisapproaches, herbeautifulcheekextremelynearplacebeforeChenHuan, the simple-heartedbigeyewinkswinks, the breathmayhear.
没凑近时还好,这一凑近,她美丽的脸蛋儿就在陈焕面前极近的地方,天真无邪的大眼睛眨呀眨呀,呼吸可闻。ChenHuanfeelssuddenly,ownheart„bang bang”beats, the breathalsobecomesa littlerapid, faceunexpectedlya littleslightfeels hot......
陈焕突然感觉到,自己的心“砰砰”跳动起来,呼吸也变得有点儿急促,脸居然有点轻微的发烫……„Well? HowIwill havesuchfeeling, is it possible that did Ireallyfall in love withherinadequately?”
“咦?我怎么会有这样的感觉,莫非,我真的爱上她了不成?”ChenHuansweat: Thisis impossible, in the worldis impossibleto havesuchmedicine.
陈焕不禁大汗:这不可能,世界上根本就不可能有这样的药啊。„, The shining, why does yourlookneedto hidemylook?”Sixfloweredgrinningtunnels: „It is not, saw that Ipalpitate with excitement.”
“哇,焕焕,你的眼神为啥要躲着我的眼神?”六花笑嘻嘻地道:“不会是,看到我就怦然心动吧。”„No.”ChenHuansweat, is not good, howheartbeat quicker and quicker? Moreoverfelt that breathesis more rapid, scalp tingles, the bodyhasis receiving an electric shock the numbfeeling, god, thiscanhave the feeling that close to the girl who oneselflike, is it possible thatthismedicinereallydid makemefall in love withsixflowers? Will the matter that pullsreally happen?
“才没有。”陈焕大汗,不好,怎么心跳得越来越快了?而且还感觉到呼吸更加急促,头皮发麻,身上带着触电般的酥麻感,天啊,这都是靠近自己喜欢的女孩子才会有的感觉啊,莫非这药真的让我爱上六花了?这么扯的事真的会发生?„, The shining, youblush.”Sixflowersgatherin front ofhimverynearplace: „Hehe, thismedicineseems likereallyhas the effect. Fell in love withme? Tomyconfession, Iwill perhaps complyto associatewithyouquickly.”
“哇,焕焕,你脸红啦。”六花凑到他面前很近的地方:“嘿嘿,这药看来好像真的有效果。哇,爱上我了吧?快向我告白呀,我说不定就会答应和你交往哦。”„Does not want!”ChenHuansweat, hurriesto firetowardnearbytableon the antiquespear/gun on hand, shoves opensixflowers, puts out a handto holdold man'scollarto carry itselfin front ofhim, gets angry: „Actually your iswhatghostmedicine, hurriesto givemeto explainclearly, otherwisepunchesyou.”
“才不要!”陈焕大汗,赶紧把手上的古董枪往旁边的桌子上一放,推开六花,伸手抓住老头儿的衣领将他拎到自己面前,怒道:“你这究竟是什么鬼药,赶紧给我解释清楚,不然揍你。”old mansweat: „Hadn't saida moment ago? This is to make youfall in love withthatyoung lady'smedicine.”
老头大汗:“刚才不是说过了吗?这是让你爱上那位小姐的药。”„Do not ramble on, whenyouIam silly?”ChenHuangrabsold manoneto make an effortto sway: „Hurriesto givemeto talk clearly, otherwisereallywantspunchesyou.”
“别瞎扯,你当我傻啊?”陈焕抓着老头一阵用力摇晃:“赶紧给我说清楚,不然真要的揍你哦。”
The old mansneers saying: „Youalsounderestimatedme, youthink that the trivialthis degree ofthreatcanmake the rivers and lakesbe called my little darling of farmerthreefiststo listen toyourwords.”Finishes speaking, the old manbodyin a flash, slips outfrom the Chenbrightpalmunexpectedly, a somersault, thenput outoneto fling the stickbackwardhorizontallyin the chest front.
老头冷笑道:“你也太小看我了吧,你以为区区这种程度的威胁就能让江湖人称农夫三拳的我乖乖听你的话。”话音刚落,老头身子一晃,居然从陈焕的手掌心里溜了出去,向后一个空翻,然后拿出了一根甩棍横在胸前。
The merchants and customers of onlookinglaughtogether: „The boy who wherecomes, does not knowprofoundly, do not look that heoldthinkshequitebullies, canthreaten, othersalsomix the worldly-wise person who did not knowmanyyears.”
旁观的商人和顾客们一起大笑起来:“哪里来的小子,不知道天高地厚,别看他老就以为他好欺负,能威胁,人家也是混了不知道多少年的老江湖。”„Onecrowd of mental handicap of mother. Sincethispersonis called the farmerthreefists, thatshouldbe the Fist Artsis fierce? Whatwhyusesflings the stick?” A ChenHuanstridemoves into the old man.
“妈的一群智障。这人既然被称为农夫三拳,那应该是拳法厉害吧?为什么用的是甩棍?”陈焕一个大步跨向老头。
The old manpondered the skill in Wushu, but alsohas not really paid attention toChenHuan, the flingingstick in handwieldedforward, hitsto the Chenbrighthead.
那老头儿自忖武艺了得,还真没把陈焕放在眼里,手里的甩棍向前一挥,打向陈焕的头部。However there is no birdto use, ChenHuanputs out a handflinging the stickstrikes to fly, in the screams of inevitable crowd, carried the old manconveniently, stepsin the ground: „Motheregg, but alsoplays roughwithme, owns to come cleanquickly, is actually thatwhatghostmedicine?”
然而这并没有什么鸟用,陈焕一伸手就把甩棍打飞,在围观人群的惊呼声中,顺手把老头儿拎了过来,一脚踩在地上:“妈蛋,还跟我动粗,快老实交待,那究竟是什么鬼药?”„, Was young fellow your skill in Wushutooalso good?”Nearbypersonsweat: „Unexpectedly a movetrigged the farmerthreefists.”
“哇,小伙子你这武艺也太棒了吧?”旁边的人大汗:“居然一招就制住了农夫三拳。”ChenHuanmakes an effort, the old mancalled out pitifullyimmediately: „Do not step on, I said that Isaid. Thatdoes not make one fall in love with the medicine of person, butwill makepeoplefeeldry and hot, the heartbeataccelerates, blood flowaccelerationwait/etceffects, to put it bluntlyaresimilarstimulants, madeonetypeas ifto fall in love with the misconception of opposite party, was notreal.”
陈焕脚下使了点劲,老头儿立即惨叫道:“别踩,我说了,我说了。那并不是什么让人爱上人的药,只是会让人感觉到燥热,心跳加速,血液流动加速等等功效,说白了就是类似兴奋剂,给人制造一种仿佛爱上了对方的错觉,并不是真的。”„Motheregg, Isaid where is not right.”ChenHuantrampled a footonhisbuttocks: „Damnfake medicinepeddler.”
“妈蛋,我就说哪里不对劲。”陈焕在他屁股上踹了一脚:“该死的假药贩子。”„But, youcannotunderestimatethismedicine.” The old manyelled: „It is actually quiteeffective, youalsoknow, the so-calledloveis a psychological factor, energeticfactor, when a manclose to a woman, were discoveringoneselfhave the feeling that the heartbeataccelerates, hewill misunderstandto thinkoneselfreallyfell in love withthatwoman, then, will caretoher, gradually, turned into the reallove. Therefore, mymedicineabsolutelydoes not have the issue! Itistrulyeffective, youcannotsay that itis the fake medicine.”
“但是,你不能小看这种药啊。”老头儿大叫道:“它其实是相当有效的,你也知道,所谓爱情不过是一种心理因素,精神因素,如果一个男人在接近一个女人时,发现自己有心跳加速的感觉,他就会误会以为自己真的爱上了那个女人,然后,就会对她在意起来,久而久之,就变成真的爱情了嘛。所以,我的药根本就没有问题!它是确实有效果的,你不能说它是假药。”ChenHuansweat, thinkscarefully,probablyalso is really this.
陈焕大汗,仔细一想,好像还真是这样。Ok,
算了,Whether or notthis, hitsone is not definitely wrongthisold managain.
不管是不是这样,再把这老头打一顿肯定是不会错的。ChenHuanraised the earthen bowlcontainerbigfist, wantsto hit the person, suddenly front heardto sit the man of barto yell: „It is not good, has the situation...... everyoneto slidefrom the back doorquickly, probablyhad the policeto walk.”
陈焕提起钵盂大的拳头,就想打人,突然听到前面坐吧台的男人大叫起来:“不好,有情况……大家快从后门溜吧,好像有警察找上门来了。”„What?” The merchant and customer in barare all startled.
“什么?”酒吧里的商人和顾客全都大吃一惊。Inthisbarbasicallydoes not have a good person, doneis the illegaldeals, hears the policeto come, immediatelyis flurried, onsomepeople'stablethingonepackages, turns aroundto runtobehind. Also some people of thingscould not attend, firstransaidagain.
这酒吧里基本上就没有一个好人,做的都是违法勾当,一听说警察来,顿时慌乱起来,有人把桌上的东西一包,转身就向后面跑。也有人东西都顾不上了,先跑了再说。Scenefor a whilechaos.
场面一时大乱。ChenHuanhan, saidnearsixfloweredearsin a low voice: „Whatsituation?”
陈焕汗了一把,在六花耳边低声道:“什么情况?”Sixfloweredalsoperspirationsaid: „WhatsituationIdo not know, abovehad not said that todaymustsmashthisden, is it possible that wasanotherdepartmenthas not greetedwithusstartsto draw in a net?”
六花也汗道:“我也不知道什么情况,上面没说今天要端掉这个窝点啊,莫非,是另一个部门没和我们打招呼就开始收网了?”ChenHuandao: „Do wewantto coordinateoutsidepolicing action?”
陈焕道:“那我们要不要配合外面的警察行动?”„Does not want! Escapesquickly.”Sixflowersurgentlysaid: „Ihave not reportedtoabove, comessecretly, wantsto buy the antiqueguns and drugsgoes backto use for oneself, ifthismatterwere knownbyabove, I must bypunishing, ourdodge.”
“不要啊!快逃啊。”六花急道:“我没有向上面汇报,是私自来的,想买点古董枪支和违禁药物回去自用,这事要是被上面知道了,我也要挨处分啊,咱们快闪。”
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