MGILA :: Volume #3

#283: Bewildered medicine

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In the years without complained, the father-in-law adds does not want to find the excuse 没有吐槽的岁月里,公公加更不想找理由 ----- ----- Six flower great happiness: „Really came?! This may really be good.” She hurried to receive the sprayer from the old man hand, with looked right and left in the hand, this was sprayer that did not have the proper packing, the authentic " three without " products, looked very suspicious, the normal person docked unable to bear this type of thing certainly, but six flowers actually seemed very excited: „This does really have such wonderful effectiveness? Spurted will fall in love with me?” 六花大喜:“真来了？哇！这可真是太好了。”她赶紧从老头儿手里接过了喷雾器,拿在手里左看右看,这是个没有正经包装的喷雾器,正宗的三无产品,看起来十分可疑,正常人是绝对接受不了这种东西的,但六花却显得很兴奋:“这个真有这样的神效？喷了就会爱上我？” Old man serious said/tunnel: „Naturally, is absolutely effective!” 老头儿一本正经地道:“当然,绝对有效！” „Effective ghost!” Chen Huan jumped from side, to six ikebanas: „Do not believe this old man's words, where in the world has this medicine, the love is a psychology, is a spirit, possibly is not the medicine can control absolutely. I told you, this broken medicine was cheats out of money absolutely, inside definitely was the plain boiled water of attire.” “有效个鬼啊！”陈焕从旁边跳了出来,对六花道:“别信这老头儿的话,世界上哪里有这种药,爱情是一种心理,是一种精神,绝对不可能是药物可以控制的。我跟你讲啊,这种破药绝对是骗钱的,里面肯定是装的白开水。” „Scoffs!” A light sound of sprayer, Chen Huan felt suddenly own front surface spurted on mist, originally was six flowers took up that suspicious sprayer, was coming to him. “嗤！”一声喷雾器的轻响,陈焕突然感觉到自己迎面被喷上了一蓬水雾,原来是六花拿起了那个可疑的喷雾器,对着他就来了一下。 On six painted faces has the complacent expression: „Is is really false, tries is not good at the scene, therefore I must draw you to come together , feels quickly, falls in love me?” 六花脸上带着得意洋洋的表情:“是真是假,当场试一试不就好啦,所以我才要拉着你一起来嘛,哇哈哈,快感觉一下,有没有爱上我啊？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Strange silence! 诡异的沉默！ Silent ten seconds, Chen Huan sighed, shakes the head: „Look, I said that is this fake medicine, this does not have the least bit to affect to me.” 足足沉默了十秒,陈焕叹了口气,摇了摇头:“看吧,我就说是这假药,这对我没有半点作用嘛。” „Real false?” Six flower sweats: „Hasn't really fallen in love with me? You feel again carefully.” “真的假的？”六花大汗:“真的没有爱上我？你再仔细感觉一下啊。” She blinks, gathers in front of Chen Huan very near place, stares at Chen Huan eyes to look carefully. 她眨了眨眼睛,凑到陈焕面前很近的地方,仔细盯着陈焕的眼睛看。 When without approaching fortunately, this approaches, her beautiful cheek extremely near place before Chen Huan, the simple-hearted big eye winks winks, the breath may hear. 没凑近时还好,这一凑近,她美丽的脸蛋儿就在陈焕面前极近的地方,天真无邪的大眼睛眨呀眨呀,呼吸可闻。 Chen Huan feels suddenly, own heart „bang bang” beats, the breath also becomes a little rapid, face unexpectedly a little slight feels hot...... 陈焕突然感觉到,自己的心“砰砰”跳动起来,呼吸也变得有点儿急促,脸居然有点轻微的发烫…… „Well? How I will have such feeling, is it possible that did I really fall in love with her inadequately?” “咦？我怎么会有这样的感觉,莫非,我真的爱上她了不成？” Chen Huan sweat: This is impossible, in the world is impossible to have such medicine. 陈焕不禁大汗:这不可能,世界上根本就不可能有这样的药啊。 „, The shining, why does your look need to hide my look?” Six flowered grinning tunnels: „It is not, saw that I palpitate with excitement.” “哇,焕焕,你的眼神为啥要躲着我的眼神？”六花笑嘻嘻地道:“不会是,看到我就怦然心动吧。” „No.” Chen Huan sweat, is not good, how heartbeat quicker and quicker? Moreover felt that breathes is more rapid, scalp tingles, the body has is receiving an electric shock the numb feeling, god, this can have the feeling that close to the girl who oneself like, is it possible that this medicine really did make me fall in love with six flowers? Will the matter that pulls really happen? “才没有。”陈焕大汗,不好,怎么心跳得越来越快了？而且还感觉到呼吸更加急促,头皮发麻,身上带着触电般的酥麻感,天啊,这都是靠近自己喜欢的女孩子才会有的感觉啊,莫非这药真的让我爱上六花了？这么扯的事真的会发生？ „, The shining, you blush.” Six flowers gather in front of him very near place: „Hehe, this medicine seems like really has the effect. Fell in love with me? To my confession, I will perhaps comply to associate with you quickly.” “哇,焕焕,你脸红啦。”六花凑到他面前很近的地方:“嘿嘿,这药看来好像真的有效果。哇,爱上我了吧？快向我告白呀,我说不定就会答应和你交往哦。” „Does not want!” Chen Huan sweat, hurries to fire toward nearby table on the antique spear/gun on hand, shoves open six flowers, puts out a hand to hold old man's collar to carry itself in front of him, gets angry: „Actually your is what ghost medicine, hurries to give me to explain clearly, otherwise punches you.” “才不要！”陈焕大汗,赶紧把手上的古董枪往旁边的桌子上一放,推开六花,伸手抓住老头儿的衣领将他拎到自己面前,怒道:“你这究竟是什么鬼药,赶紧给我解释清楚,不然揍你。” old man sweat: „Hadn't said a moment ago? This is to make you fall in love with that young lady's medicine.” 老头大汗:“刚才不是说过了吗？这是让你爱上那位小姐的药。” „Do not ramble on, when you I am silly?” Chen Huan grabs old man one to make an effort to sway: „Hurries to give me to talk clearly, otherwise really wants punches you.” “别瞎扯,你当我傻啊？”陈焕抓着老头一阵用力摇晃:“赶紧给我说清楚,不然真要的揍你哦。” The old man sneers saying: „You also underestimated me, you think that the trivial this degree of threat can make the rivers and lakes be called my little darling of farmer three fists to listen to your words.” Finishes speaking, the old man body in a flash, slips out from the Chen bright palm unexpectedly, a somersault, then put out one to fling the stick backward horizontally in the chest front. 老头冷笑道:“你也太小看我了吧,你以为区区这种程度的威胁就能让江湖人称农夫三拳的我乖乖听你的话。”话音刚落,老头身子一晃,居然从陈焕的手掌心里溜了出去,向后一个空翻,然后拿出了一根甩棍横在胸前。 The merchants and customers of onlooking laugh together: „The boy who where comes, does not know profoundly, do not look that he old thinks he quite bullies, can threaten, others also mix the worldly-wise person who did not know many years.” 旁观的商人和顾客们一起大笑起来:“哪里来的小子,不知道天高地厚,别看他老就以为他好欺负,能威胁,人家也是混了不知道多少年的老江湖。” „One crowd of mental handicap of mother. Since this person is called the farmer three fists, that should be the Fist Arts is fierce? What why uses flings the stick?” A Chen Huan stride moves into the old man. “妈的一群智障。这人既然被称为农夫三拳,那应该是拳法厉害吧？为什么用的是甩棍？”陈焕一个大步跨向老头。 The old man pondered the skill in Wushu, but also has not really paid attention to Chen Huan, the flinging stick in hand wielded forward, hits to the Chen bright head. 那老头儿自忖武艺了得,还真没把陈焕放在眼里,手里的甩棍向前一挥,打向陈焕的头部。 However there is no bird to use, Chen Huan puts out a hand flinging the stick strikes to fly, in the screams of inevitable crowd, carried the old man conveniently, steps in the ground: „Mother egg, but also plays rough with me, owns to come clean quickly, is actually that what ghost medicine?” 然而这并没有什么鸟用,陈焕一伸手就把甩棍打飞,在围观人群的惊呼声中,顺手把老头儿拎了过来,一脚踩在地上:“妈蛋,还跟我动粗,快老实交待,那究竟是什么鬼药？” „, Was young fellow your skill in Wushu too also good?” Nearby person sweat: „Unexpectedly a move trigged the farmer three fists.” “哇,小伙子你这武艺也太棒了吧？”旁边的人大汗:“居然一招就制住了农夫三拳。” Chen Huan makes an effort, the old man called out pitifully immediately: „Do not step on, I said that I said. That does not make one fall in love with the medicine of person, but will make people feel dry and hot, the heartbeat accelerates, blood flow acceleration wait/etc effects, to put it bluntly are similar stimulants, made one type as if to fall in love with the misconception of opposite party, was not real.” 陈焕脚下使了点劲,老头儿立即惨叫道:“别踩,我说了,我说了。那并不是什么让人爱上人的药,只是会让人感觉到燥热,心跳加速,血液流动加速等等功效,说白了就是类似兴奋剂,给人制造一种仿佛爱上了对方的错觉,并不是真的。” „Mother egg, I said where is not right.” Chen Huan trampled a foot on his buttocks: „Damn fake medicine peddler.” “妈蛋,我就说哪里不对劲。”陈焕在他屁股上踹了一脚:“该死的假药贩子。” „But, you cannot underestimate this medicine.” The old man yelled: „It is actually quite effective, you also know, the so-called love is a psychological factor, energetic factor, when a man close to a woman, were discovering oneself have the feeling that the heartbeat accelerates, he will misunderstand to think oneself really fell in love with that woman, then, will care to her, gradually, turned into the real love. Therefore, my medicine absolutely does not have the issue! It is truly effective, you cannot say that it is the fake medicine.” “但是,你不能小看这种药啊。”老头儿大叫道:“它其实是相当有效的,你也知道,所谓爱情不过是一种心理因素,精神因素,如果一个男人在接近一个女人时,发现自己有心跳加速的感觉,他就会误会以为自己真的爱上了那个女人,然后,就会对她在意起来,久而久之,就变成真的爱情了嘛。所以,我的药根本就没有问题！它是确实有效果的,你不能说它是假药。” Chen Huan sweat, thinks carefully, probably also is really this. 陈焕大汗,仔细一想,好像还真是这样。 Ok, 算了, Whether or not this, hits one is not definitely wrong this old man again. 不管是不是这样,再把这老头打一顿肯定是不会错的。 Chen Huan raised the earthen bowl container big fist, wants to hit the person, suddenly front heard to sit the man of bar to yell: „It is not good, has the situation...... everyone to slide from the back door quickly, probably had the police to walk.” 陈焕提起钵盂大的拳头,就想打人,突然听到前面坐吧台的男人大叫起来:“不好,有情况……大家快从后门溜吧,好像有警察找上门来了。” „What?” The merchant and customer in bar are all startled. “什么？”酒吧里的商人和顾客全都大吃一惊。 In this bar basically does not have a good person, done is the illegal deals, hears the police to come, immediately is flurried, on some people's table thing one packages, turns around to run to behind. Also some people of things could not attend, first ran said again. 这酒吧里基本上就没有一个好人,做的都是违法勾当,一听说警察来,顿时慌乱起来,有人把桌上的东西一包,转身就向后面跑。也有人东西都顾不上了,先跑了再说。 Scene for a while chaos. 场面一时大乱。 Chen Huanhan, said near six flowered ears in a low voice: „What situation?” 陈焕汗了一把,在六花耳边低声道:“什么情况？” Six flowered also perspiration said: „What situation I do not know, above had not said that today must smash this den, is it possible that was another department has not greeted with us starts to draw in a net?” 六花也汗道:“我也不知道什么情况,上面没说今天要端掉这个窝点啊,莫非,是另一个部门没和我们打招呼就开始收网了？” Chen Huandao: „Do we want to coordinate outside policing action?” 陈焕道:“那我们要不要配合外面的警察行动？” „Does not want! Escapes quickly.” Six flowers urgently said: „I have not reported to above, comes secretly, wants to buy the antique guns and drugs goes back to use for oneself, if this matter were known by above, I must by punishing, our dodge.” “不要啊！快逃啊。”六花急道:“我没有向上面汇报,是私自来的,想买点古董枪支和违禁药物回去自用,这事要是被上面知道了,我也要挨处分啊,咱们快闪。”
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