MGILA :: Volume #3

#266: All night fights the landlord is incorrect

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Today is the S7 competition of LOL, the probability that semi-final last day, EDG advances is uncertain, according to the analysis, the probability that they advanced is 1.5%, resulted in miserably does not want! Many audience ran to give EDG to refuel, although hated him not to struggle, but after all was the Chinese, Duke 今天是LOL的S7比赛,小组赛最后一天,EDG出线的机率非常渺茫,据分析说,他们出线的机率只有1.5%,惨得不要不要的！很多观众都跑去给EDG加油去了,虽然恨其不争,但毕竟是中国人,公 Duke also wants to protect the honor of China, wants to refuel for them. 公也想要守护中国的荣誉,也想为他们加油。 Therefore, did you discover the key words? The father-in-law must add one. 于是,你发现关键字了吗？公公必须加一更了。 ---- ---- „? Captain, how can you violate the danger by the body? These earthmen can set on fire the electric discharge, a fist can kill the armored following person, is completely the monsters.” A military officer yelled: „You are the fleet commander-in-chief, how can......” “啊？舰长,您怎么能以身犯险？那些地球人能放火放电啊,一拳就能打死装甲后面的人,全部都是怪物啊。”一名军官大叫道:“你是舰队最高指挥官,怎么能……” „How can't? Wants me to make one to hide behind the battlefield, only knows that gives orders in the safe place, lets the incompetent commander who the subordinate brings death?” “怎么就不能了？难道要我做一个躲在战场后面,只知道在安全的地方发号施令,让部下去送死的无能指挥官吗？” Female captain serious said/tunnel: „My intent has decided that no one come to urge me. Adjutant, goes to prepare a small-scale landing flying saucer to me, right, the clothing of earthman style, the miniature weapon, food, can change the eyeball color beautiful pupil...... to prepare quickly!” 女舰长严肃地道:“我意已决,谁也别来劝我。副官,去给我准备一架小型登陆飞碟,对了,还有地球人样式的衣物,微型武器,食物,能改变眼珠颜色的美瞳……快去准备！” --- --- With a bright moon and few stars, in the sky cannot see the cloud layer, the daytime that coming to naught war, as if hit not to have the cloud layer of space. Li Jieqiong takes a bath early, goes to oneself room. Chen Huan knows, this named washing in the bed superior, present issue, when is he must be able to slide in vain. 月明星稀,天空中看不到云层,白天的那一场空战,似乎把天上的云层都打没了。李洁琼早早地洗完了澡,回自己的房间去了。陈焕知道,她这个叫做洗白白了在床上等,现在的问题,就是他要什么时候才能溜过去了。 The time has referred to damn 12 : 00 pm, Chen Huan actually has no way to act, because in the living room some people are also moving. leaf Meijing, Vana, land Qingyu three people, are sitting around the table fight of landlords, Ercilla hold the cheek with both hands, in one side looks study. The position that they sit, happen to can see the corridor, under wants to hide to touch Li Jieqiong room from their eyes, the difficulty is too high. 时间已经指到了该死的晚上12点,陈焕却没法行动,因为客厅里还有人在活动。叶美景、莎瓦娜、陆轻雨三个人,正围桌斗地主,艾尔西亚用双手托着腮帮子,在一旁边看边学。她们坐的位置,正好能看到走廊,想从她们眼皮子底下摸进李洁琼的房间,难度太高。 Fighting the landlord is the gate technology work, Vana this fellow who came from different naturally is impossible to be skilled, several hours hit, on the Vana's face has pasted completely the paper, could not see including one square millimeter facial skin, is only left over two eyes in the paper pile sparkling, but her interest is warm, completely no one cries craven the appearance. 斗地主是门技术活儿,莎瓦娜这个才从异界过来的家伙当然不可能精通,几个小时打下来,莎瓦娜的脸上已经贴满了纸条,连一平方毫米的脸皮都看不到了,只剩下两只眼睛在纸条堆里闪闪发光,但她兴致还热烈,完全没有人认输投降的样子。 „A pair 2!” In the Vana's flings hand poker on the table, laughs saying: „I also remained one to open finally, ha!” “一对二！”莎瓦娜将手上的扑克甩在桌上,大笑道:“我还剩最后一张了,哈哈哈！” „Four 3, exploded.” leaf Meijing complacent said/tunnel: „How remains one? Let you unable to make that for a lifetime. A pair 4! A pair 8! Ayako! Three belts one! Ha, left, the beautiful scene had 100 methods to make your last sign unable to hit, but you, had no alternative.” “四个三,炸了。”叶美景得意洋洋地道:“剩一张又如何？让你一辈子打不出那一张。一对四！一对八！顺子！三带一！哈哈哈,出完了,美景有一百种方法让你最后一张牌打不出来,而你,却无可奈何。” Vana: „......” 莎瓦娜:“……” land Qingyu takes up one to cut the good paper from nearby table beforehand, on a face that pasted in Vana: „Ok, shuffled, continue.” 陆轻雨从旁边的桌子上拿起一张事先剪好的纸条,啪地一声贴在了莎瓦娜的脸上:“好了,洗牌,继续。” Chen Huan is sweating profusely arrives at side them: „Hey, I said three younger sisters, don't you of greater part of the night sleep?” 陈焕满头大汗地走到她们身边:“喂,我说三位妹子,大半夜的你们不睡觉吗？” Vana haha said with a smile: „This game is very fun! Our interest orthometric height, does not sleep, today must fight the night.” 莎瓦娜哈哈笑道:“这个游戏很好玩啊！我们兴致正高呢,不睡觉了,今天要斗通宵。” Chen Huan sweat: „All night?” 陈焕大汗:“通宵？” Makes a mistake, now washed in vain in the bed superior my younger sister! The men when facing this matter, where have can keep calm? But your crowd of trash keep off on the road which must be taken unexpectedly fight the landlord, but must keep off a night, did you also or the important person live? 有没有搞错,现在有一个洗白白了在床上等着我的妹子！男人在面对这种事情的时候,哪有能保持淡定的？而你们这群渣渣居然挡在必经之路上斗地主,还要挡一通宵,你们还要不要人活了？ Chen Huan hurries to turn to Ercilla saying: „Ercilla, aren't you trapped/sleepy?” 陈焕赶紧转向艾尔西亚道:“艾尔西亚呀,你一点都不困吗？” Ercilla lets go: „A our dark elf clan, moves in the evening is like the daytime, is not sleepy . Moreover, I looked in side, does not play cards on the field, am I trapped/sleepy do not affect them.” 艾尔西亚摊手:“我们黑暗精灵一族,在晚上活动就和白天一样啊,不困,而且,我只是在旁边看,又不是在场上打牌的,我困不困也不影响她们啊。” „, You said well reasonable.” Chen Huan turned to land Qingyu: „I said that the light rain younger sister, stays up late not to sleep, you will not have the spirit next day.” “呃,你说得好有道理。”陈焕又转向了陆轻雨:“我说轻雨妹子,熬夜不睡觉,你第二天会没精神哦。” land Qingyu hee hee said with a smile: „All right, I am the person of practicing martial art, plays cards while the revolution internal strength, next day in the same old way appearance Yi Yi.” 陆轻雨嘻嘻笑道:“没事,我是习武之人,一边打牌一边运转内功,第二天照样神彩奕奕。” Chen Huan sweat, shifts to the leaf beautiful scene: „Beautiful scene, stays up late to play cards, is not good to the skin.” 陈焕大汗,又转向叶美景:“美景啊,熬夜打牌,对皮肤不好哦。” „Skin?” The leaf beautiful scene haha said with a smile: „ All right, is not the beautiful scene boasts, the when skin of beautiful scene compared with average person, stayed up late in the desert of Middle East inborn before goes to war, quilt “皮肤？”叶美景哈哈笑道:“没事,不是美景吹牛,美景的皮肤天生就比普通人的强,以前在中东的沙漠里熬夜打仗时,被 The dry simoon blew day and night crazily for several months, the skin is also very good, the least bit has not hindered. ” 干燥的沙风没日没夜地狂吹了几个月,皮肤也好得很,半点都没妨碍。” I scratch, your fellow or person? 我擦,你这家伙还是人吗？ Chen Huan felt that duck Lishan is big, he turned to Vana, but also without opens the mouth with enough time, Vana said: „I just learned this game, the interest orthometric height, anything saves the world to overthrow the fiendish person, what main line duty branch duty, must first put down, do not come to affect me to play cards.” 陈焕感觉鸭梨山大,他又转向了莎瓦娜,还没来得及开口,莎瓦娜就道:“我刚学会这游戏,兴致正高,什么拯救世界打倒魔王,什么主线任务支线任务,都得先放下,别来影响我打牌。” Chen Huan waterfall sweat, mental handicap of mother, are actually you formidable or some fellow named white wolf? You die in playing cards! 陈焕瀑布大汗,妈的智障,你究竟是勇者还是某个叫白狼的家伙？你就死在打牌里吧！ It seems like that in the living room this road walks does not pass. 看来,客厅里这条路是走不通了。 Chen Huan returned to own room, then opened the window...... 陈焕返回了自己的房间,然后推开了窗户…… The dead end, the master also has the second road! 此路不通,爷还有第二条路！ He turns out the window dexterously, pasted the lower part of wall to touch to the window of Li Jieqiong that room. 他轻轻巧巧地翻出窗去,贴着墙根向李洁琼那间房的窗户摸了过去。 Arrives at out of the window, will put out a hand to push the window, suddenly remembered anything, turns the head to say to nearby big tree: „Hey, two flowers, you in?” 走到窗外,正要伸手推窗,突然想起了什么,转头对着旁边的大树道:“喂喂,二花,你在吗？” , On the treetop emitted two flower heads, she awkward typical: „I in! Is ordered to protect the house in this, how you...... did you come?” 刷地一声,树梢上冒出了二花的脑袋,她一脸尴尬地道:“我在！奉命在此守护宅子,你……你怎么又来了？” Chen Huan also whole face awkward said/tunnel: „This, you also understand , I will be a healthy man, the man...... will certainly have the demand in this aspect, I have not stolen have not snatched, will not be the force, Li Jieqiong younger sister will also be voluntary, our two sentiments will like each other. Therefore, even if I and she suspended 18 appearances, still no issue, right?” 陈焕也满脸尴尬地道:“这个嘛,你也懂的,咳咳,我是一个健康的男人,男人嘛……当然会有这方面的需求,我没偷也没抢,更不是强迫,李洁琼妹子也是自愿的,我们两情相悦。所以,就算我和她摆了十八般模样,也没什么问题,对吧？” Did two flowers wipe perspiration, the wizard had the interest and you explore this issue? My he meow such as flowered young girl . Moreover the maiden, you drew me saying that what two sentiments liked each other to suspend 18 appearances, how do I want to reply you? Always not possible and did you discuss jubilantly? 二花抹了一把汗,鬼才有兴趣和你探讨这个问题啊？我他喵的如花少女一枚,而且还是处女,你拉着我说什么两情相悦摆十八般模样,我要怎么回答你？总不可能和你兴高采烈地讨论起来吧？ She has the awkward said/tunnel: „What yes is, you right, you do not need to manage me.” 她只好尴尬地道:“是的是的,你没错,你不用管我。” Chen Huandao: „Just like the previous time, please help me keep secret.” 陈焕道:“和上次一样,请你帮我保密吧。” „Relax, I will not tell anybody.” Two flowers are blushing saying: „You...... go quickly busily.” “放心,我不会告诉任何人的。”二花红着脸道:“你……快去忙吧。” This „busy” character essence, Chen Huan also felt simply was a little embarrassed, waves, opens Li Jieqiong window gently, turned in the room. The Li Jieqiong direct flushing in room shrank in vain in the bedding, is waiting for Chen Huanlai joyfully, has not actually thought that he is turns the window unexpectedly, the perspiration one said: „Shining, you turn the window to come in like this, how to give I caihuaing very came the feeling?” 这个“忙”字简直精髓,陈焕也感觉有点不好意思了,挥了挥手,轻轻推开李洁琼的窗户,翻进了屋里。屋子里的李洁琼正洗白白了缩在被窝里,满心欢喜地等着陈焕来呢,却没想到他居然是翻窗来的,汗了一把道:“焕焕,你这样翻窗进来,怎么给我一种采花贼来了的感觉？” „!” Chen Huan shrugged, suddenly said with a smile badly: „Hehe, regards is the caihuaing thief plays Play is also good.” His jumping up bed, covered Li Jieqiong mouth, Li Jieqiong shipped out a panic appearance, wanted to resist also to welcome to revolt. “嘛！”陈焕摊了摊手,突然坏笑道:“嘿嘿,就当成是采花贼来玩个Play也不错啊。”他刷地一下跳上床去,捂住了李洁琼的嘴,李洁琼装出一幅惊慌失措的模样,欲拒还迎地反抗起来。 Then day one black, the sky shone! 然后天一黑,天就亮了！ Mental handicap of mother, is not right, here cannot shine is so quick, the matter has not written. 妈的智障,不对,这里不能亮这么快,还有事情没写呢。 Chen Huan just turned the room, on the treetop emitted six flower heads, she grinningly to two ikebanas: „Shining does not know me, just like the previous time, he only asked you to help him keep secret, has not invited me, ha!” 陈焕刚刚翻进屋去,树梢上又冒出了六花的脑袋,她笑嘻嘻地对着二花道:“焕焕还是不知道我在,和上次一样,他只请你帮他保密,没请我,哈哈哈！” Author message: 作者留言: Thank: Interpol network section hits to enjoy 1688, the three mountains two water hit to enjoy 700, chaos Ma hits to enjoy 588, the day shadow stars, hit to enjoy 100, Huber Lyan E and father-in-law to be incapable of hitting to enjoy 100 every day short 感谢:国际刑警网络部打赏1688,三山二水打赏700,混沌奥兹玛打赏588,天影星辰、打赏100、休伯利安E、公公每天短小无力打赏100 Thanked the orange to throw 200 bits additionally bright! Dwelling! Changed the world to throw 38 blades, you threw 24 blades in Yanmen Pass, the bits a little were usually many I unable to count, but such big one pile of blades in the same places, look are very scary. 额外感谢一下橘杲杲投了200个刀片！宅！改变世界投了38刀,在雁门关等你投了24刀,平时刀片有点多我统计不过来,但是这么大一堆刀在一起,看着还是很吓人啊。
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