MGILA :: Volume #3

#257: School, Dongfang Bubai

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Today listened to a friend saying that the LOL practice new speed changed quick, before must open the double experience cards to hit 80 to be able the full 30 levels, now does not hold the double experiences, hit 30 levels casually, it is said was empirical value reduction that because the rising level needed. 今天听一朋友说,LOL练新号的速度变快了,以前要开着双倍经验卡打80场才能满30级,现在不开双倍经验,随便打打就30级,据说是因为涨级所需要的经验值减少了。 Keyword „reduction”, is „increase” anti- intent word, therefore, the key words appeared, this obviously is the divine intervention, must add one! 关键词“减少”,是“增加”的反意词啊,于是,关键字又出现了,这明显就是天意,必须加一更！ ----- ----- „You?” cold moon/month has a scare: „Your body does not have, how can cope with this big fellow?” “你？”冷月吓了一大跳:“你连机体都没有,要怎么对付这大家伙？” „Do not be worried.” Chen Huan hehe said with a smile: „Organism anything is unnecessary has, the extraterrestrial robot does not fly in the space, but falls to the place comes up, this was he is doing. I do not have the means in the space with him, but on the ground, groaning...... was the time looks at me to perform the true technology, the school Dongfang Bubai, the disciple was opened only by reaches as high as......” “不要担心。”陈焕嘿嘿笑道:“机体什么的根本不必要有,外星机器人不在天上飞,而是落到地上来,这就是他在作死了。在天上我拿他没办法,但在地上,哼哼……是时候看我表演真正的技术了,流派东方不败,徒手拆高达……” Cold moon/month sweat: „Hey! You in saying what at sixes and sevens two speeches? Why my character cannot understand.” 冷月大汗:“喂喂！你在说些什么乱七八糟的中二发言？为什么我一个字都听不懂。” „Had a look to understand.” Chen Huan pushes her backward. “看看就懂了。”陈焕将她向后一推。 cold moon/month then found, Chen Huan strength is big, this pushed to push her to fly unexpectedly, departed more than ten meters all of a sudden, moreover when landing unexpectedly also halted steadily, has not thrown down, obviously in Chen Huan this pushed used very ingenious strength. She is a little ignorant, what are more is the worry, called out in the distant place loudly: „Do not come up to do, the disciple overthrows this thing spatially is not possible, lets me No. 1 machine from exploding the button point gets down......” 冷月这才发现,陈焕的力气好大,这一推居然推得她飞了起来,一下子飞出十几米,而且落地时居然还稳稳站住,并没有摔倒,可见陈焕这一推里用了非常巧妙的力道。她有点懵,但更多的还是担心,在远处大声叫道:“别上去作死啊,徒空打倒这东西是不可能的,还是让我把一号机的自爆按钮点下去吧……” Chen Huanhan said: „Hey, does not want often from exploding casually, favored to me.” 陈焕汗道:“喂喂喂,不要随便动不动就自爆啊,给我看好了。” He deeply inspires, looks up to more compelled nearer extraterrestrial robot. 他深深地吸了一口气,抬头看向了越逼越近的外星机器人。 Twenty meters high colossus, the heavy/thick armor, one is a weapon, the constriction of this thing very big, but Chen Huan does not fear it, dragon Aotian Chen Huan did not fear, what thing also there is to frighten him? 二十几米高的庞然大物,厚重的装甲,一身都是武器,这东西的压迫感非常的大,但陈焕并不怕它,连龙傲天陈焕都不怕,又有什么东西吓得倒他？ cold moon/month is still shouting loudly is running away quickly, as for other medicine university students, all shrinks in the woods trembles, does not dare to search. 身后的冷月还在高喊着快逃,至于别的医科大学生们,全都缩在树林里瑟瑟发抖,根本不敢把头探出来。 Chen Huan extends a hand forward, is pointing at the extraterrestrial robot slantingly...... 陈焕向前伸出一只手,斜指着外星机器人…… That huge robot does not care about a Chen Huan such small human, its pilot is a soldier of orthodox, he will brutally attack the enemy threatening target, the interest of but regarding jumping the civilians in pilot or the ground of umbrella , without attacked. Or the self-respect of soldier does not allow him to do that. 那庞大的机器人并不在乎陈焕这么一个小小的人类,它的驾驶员是一个正统派的军人,他会无情地打击敌方有威胁的目标,但是对于跳了伞的飞行员或者地面上的平民,都没有攻击的兴趣。或者说,军人的自尊也不允许他这么做。 He turned on the exterior speaker, to Chen Huandao: „Earthman, go away, I do not like slaughtering the weaponless person, I am only recycle this body.” 他打开了外部扬声器,对着陈焕道:“地球人,走开,我不喜欢屠杀手无寸铁的人,我只是来回收这部机体的。” „Yo, unexpectedly is the clear pronunciation and mellow voice double celebrates the standard spoken Chinese?” Chen Huanhan, the alien will also say unexpectedly double celebrates the standard spoken Chinese? The previous time meets the demon mainland, discovered the dark elves and higher elves said is also double celebrates the standard spoken Chinese, this world good rare and beautiful flowers, ok, this is not the key point, grasps the key point. “哟,居然是字正腔圆的双庆普通话？”陈焕汗了一把,外星人居然也会说双庆普通话？上次去逢魔大陆,发现黑暗精灵和高等精灵们说的也是双庆普通话,这个世界好奇葩,算了,这不是重点,还是抓住重点吧。 He deeply inspires, then shouts greatly: „School Dongfang Bubai, super overlord movie ball!” 他深深地吸了口气,然后大喊道:“流派东方不败,超级霸王电影弹！” The style name that shouted although was very flamboyant, but Chen Huanfa shot, was actually only a fireball technique, because of his not anything overlord movie ball type of unscientific thing. 喊出来的招式名虽然很牛逼,但陈焕发射出来的,却只是一枚火球术罢了,因为他根本就不会什么霸王电影弹这种不科学的东西。 Saw that one group of fires are flying , the alien pilot has a scare, actually a little cannot master itself by what bewildered science and technology, why can the earthman launch the fireball with the mortal body? What ghost situation is this? 看到一团火对着自己飞过来,外星人驾驶员吓了一大跳,有点搞不懂自己究竟是被什么莫名其妙的科技,为什么地球人可以用肉身发射火球？这是什么鬼情况？ Extremely compels, to do him to respond ignorant without enough time, „bang” a sound, center fireball chest armor of that giant robot. 太过懵逼,搞得他连反应都来不及,“轰”的一声响,火球正中那巨型机器人的胸甲。 Inside alien pilot frightens is frightened out of one's wits, thinks oneself must die, however the might of fireball technique cannot break chest armor of robot, this giant robot has had considered the safety of protection pilot, chest armor is extremely thick, even the artillery and missile are not necessarily able a round of bang to put on chest armor, Chen Huan fireball technique, although uses is the charm, but the charm cannot completely disregard the physical level armor. For example, in meeting demon mainland, the soldiers thick armor, has certain defensive power regarding the magic. 里面的外星人驾驶员吓得魂飞魄散,以为自己要死定了,然而火球术的威力并没有能够打破机器人的胸甲,这台巨型机器人有充分地考虑过保护驾驶员的安全,胸甲极厚,连火炮和导弹都未必能一发轰穿胸甲,陈焕的火球术虽然用的是魔力,但魔力也并不能完全无视物理层面的护甲。例如,在逢魔大陆上,战士们厚实的盔甲,对于魔法也是有一定防御力的。 The might of fireball technique destroyed several exterior cameras of extraterrestrial robot merely, but its main body actually returns safe and sound. 火球术的威力仅仅只是破坏了外星机器人的几个外部摄像头,而它本体却毫发无伤。 „Hū, frightened me to jump, what strange thing was this?” The extraterrestrial pilot faces up to Chen Huanlai finally. “呼,吓了我一跳,这是什么怪东西？”外星驾驶员终于正视起陈焕来。 Chen Huan was looking down own hand at this time, shakes the head saying: „Mother egg, the fireball technique is unexpectedly invalid, it seems like traded other magic arts. I think, copes with the precise electronic instrumentation, really must use the magic arts of thunder and lightning department.” 陈焕这时候正低头看着自己的手,摇头道:“妈蛋,火球术居然无效,看来得换别的法术了。嘛,我想想,对付精密电子仪器,果然还是得用雷电系的法术。” He lifts the hand, is pointing at the extraterrestrial robot, laughs saying: „School Dongfang Bubai, flash palm!” 他重新抬起手来,指着外星机器人,大笑道:“流派东方不败,闪光掌！” The mouth shouted was at sixes and sevens two lines, but in his palm shot, was actually together the sad and shrill incomparable thunder and lightning! Series lightning technique. 嘴里喊的又是乱七八糟的中二台词,但是他手掌心里射出来的,却是一道凄厉无比的雷电！连环闪电术。 Schoolmates of cold Yuehe a group of medical college, all look tarry, what ghost style is Chen Huan this? What school Dongfang Bubai? Also a while fireball a while electric discharge? Your this what ghost school? How many strange weapons in your sleeve thinks of? 冷月和一大群医科大学的同学们,全都看得呆住,陈焕这是什么鬼招式？什么流派东方不败？还一会儿火球一会儿放电？你这个什么鬼流派啊？你袖子里装着多少奇怪的武器？ Extraterrestrial pilot just from fireball technique compels to wake ignorant, suddenly sees in Chen Huan palm to project the thunder and lightning, for a while the forehead cannot turn around, thunder sound, robot again move. 外星驾驶员刚刚才从火球术的懵逼中醒过来,突然又见陈焕手掌里射出雷电,一时脑门都转不过来,咔嚓一声雷响,机器人再度中招。 However...... 不过…… This thunder strike has no effect as before, outside the armor of extraterrestrial robot has the insulation coating together unexpectedly, the might of thunder and lightning technique is unable to pass armor to enter, all was blocked by the insulating layer. 这一次雷击依旧没有什么效果,那外星机器人的装甲外面居然有一道绝缘涂层,雷电术的威力根本无法透甲而入,全都被绝缘层挡住。 „Ha! This aircraft has conducted against electric shock processing, has not thought that unexpectedly will apply here.” The extraterrestrial pilot spirit inspires greatly: „Strange earthman, although many strange abilities, but cannot cope with my armor, now was one's turn me to perform.” “哈哈哈！本机进行过防电击处理,没想到居然会在这里派上用场。”外星驾驶员精神大振:“奇怪的地球人,虽然有很多奇怪的能力,但是并不能对付我的装甲,现在轮到我表演了。” The head of robot turned around aims at Chen Huan, the pilot deducted the trigger, in the head the machine gun of conceals, was projecting a long fleeing bullet to Chen Huan. 机器人的头部转过来对准了陈焕,驾驶员扣下了扳机,头部内藏的机关枪,对着陈焕射出了一长窜子弹。 However, Chen Huanke is not a fool, standing of not possible little darling he took the machine gun to shoot in same place. 不过,陈焕可不是傻瓜,不可能乖乖的站在原地等他拿机关枪来射。 He when the head of robot turns around to oneself, has transported the qing gong, hid to side. The robot animated cartoon looked a lot, words that in the head the concealed machine gun did not know, was that also qualified two youngster? 他在机器人的头部转过来对着自己的时候,早已经运起轻功,向旁边躲了出去。机器人动画片看得多了,连头部内藏机枪都不知道的话,那还算是一个合格的中二少年么？ The machine gun bullet makes light smokes in the place that Chen Huan based a moment ago, the extraterrestrial pilot fiercely one startled: „Well? Was the movement of earthman too also quick? Unexpectedly the flash can avoid is so far.” 机枪子弹在陈焕刚才立足的地方打出一片青烟,外星驾驶员猛地一惊:“咦？地球人的动作也太敏捷了吧？居然一瞬间能躲开这么远。” He hurries to transfer the machine gun mouth...... 他赶紧调转机枪口…… However, Chen Huan seems flying, has delimited dozens meters distance in an instant forward, drilled the under foot of extraterrestrial robot. The great leg of robot thick such as the bridge pier of highway, Chen Huan gathered round that great leg to transfer two, transferred an extraterrestrial pilot face ignorant to compel, in this position, he had no way to operate the robot to lower the head the machine-gun burst. 然而,陈焕仿佛在飞,一转眼就向前划过了几十米的距离,钻到了外星机器人的脚下。机器人的巨腿粗如高速公路的桥墩,陈焕围着那巨腿转了两圈,转得外星驾驶员一脸懵逼,在这个位置,他没法操纵机器人低头下来机枪扫射。 „Damn!” “该死！” The aliens design this robot, is used to resist the mobile weapon of enemy, but has not actually thought copes with less than two meters high human form goal with it, once were drilled the under foot, all weapons are unable to attack. 外星人设计这台机器人,是用来对抗敌军的机动兵器的,但却从来没有想过用它来对付不到两米高的人形目标,一旦被人钻到脚下,所有的武器都无法攻击。 „Damn, I stamp you.” The extraterrestrial pilot flung the control handle, the robot raised the great foot, is stepping on to Chen Huan overhead. “该死,我踩死你。”外星驾驶员一甩操纵杆,机器人提起了巨足,对着陈焕当头踩下。
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