MGILA :: Volume #3

#254: What ghost situation

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Today reorganizes the picture that travels, discovered that illuminated many, entire more than 1000 pictures. Then, the friend of peer passed on more than 200 his cameras to illuminate to me, in addition altogether had more than 1200. 今天整理旅行的照片,发现照了好多哦,整整1000多张照片。然后,同行的朋友又给我传了200多张他的相机里照的,加起来一共有1200多张。 Here presented key words „to add”, therefore, must add one! 哇,这里出现了关键字“加起来”,于是,必须加一更了！ ----- ----- Salt fish Monarch sweat: „I do not like......” 咸鱼君大汗:“我才不喜欢……” This saying told only half, suddenly thought like this did not say right, actually he also a little unrequited loves the school to be colored, if the domineering before so many people expressed oneself do not like, school flower younger sister offending miserable, later where also has the opportunity? He is coy immediately: „A moment ago, that...... I said does not calculate, the school flower younger sister I am like certainly!” 这话说到一半,突然觉得这样说不对,其实他也有点暗恋校花的,要是在这么多人面前强势表示自己不喜欢,把校花妹子给得罪了个惨,以后哪里还有机会？他顿时扭捏起来:“嘛,那个……我刚才说的不算,校花妹子我当然是喜欢的！” „, Everyone heard, this fellow vindicated a moment ago.” Chen Huan laughs. “哇,大家听到了没,这家伙刚才表白了。”陈焕大笑。 Medical college male students together sweat that behind catches up with. 后面追上的医科大男生们一起大汗。 Was hugged horizontally in Chen Huan arms the school flower younger sister who revolts against desperately is also awkwardly chaotic, hurries to stop revolting against Chen Huan temporarily, turns the head to the salt fish Monarch earnest said/tunnel: „You is a good person......” 被横抱在陈焕怀里正在拼命反抗的校花妹子也乱尴尬了一把,赶紧暂时停止反抗陈焕,转头对着咸鱼君认真地道:“你是个好人……” „Pū!” Salt fish Monarch spurts the blood to fall to the ground. “噗！”咸鱼君喷血倒地。 Chen Huan also perspiration: „I said that the school flower younger sister of medical college, you by my bad man ’ kidnapping, must be put grove to suspend 18 appearances now ‚ immediately, do you have the mood to issue cards unexpectedly?” 陈焕也不禁汗了一把:“我说医科大的校花妹子,你现在被我这个‘歹人’绑架,马上要被抓进小树林里摆成十八般模样,你居然还有心情给人发卡？” The school flower younger sister listened to this saying, hurries to continue to struggle to revolt: „Resistance naturally must revolt! However, to others' earnest confession, I should also give the earnest reply, otherwise was too disrespectful, sends the card I to struggle again.” 校花妹子听了这话,赶紧继续挣扎反抗起来:“反抗当然是要反抗的啦！但是,对着别人认真的告白,我也应该给予认真的回答,否则就太失礼了,发完卡我再挣扎啦。” Therefore , woman lifeform, to be in love to live. For example the man looked that „puts on novel clear”, what looked is the lead counter- clear duplicate/restores man (Han), kills none the braid soldier completely, turns round my man (Han) family/home mountains and rivers. But the woman looked that „puts on novel clear”, is actually looked that a woman runs and nine braid elder brothers is in love, what enemy of the nation hates the man (Han) family/home mountains and rivers, where has to be in love importantly?( This is taken from 32 father-in-law epic work «Court eunuch Eyes Woman» in) 所以说,女人这种生物,是为谈恋爱而活的。比如男人看“清穿”小说,看的是主角反清复汉,把辫子兵全部杀杀杀个精光,复我汉家山河。但女人看“清穿”小说,却是看一个女人跑回去和九个辫子阿哥谈恋爱,什么国仇家恨汉家山河,哪有谈恋爱重要？(本段摘自三十二公公史诗巨著《太监眼中的女人》) The school flower younger sister is so, what alien invades to her, what missile falls on the top of the head, what must be kidnapped a grove kind of broken matter by the scoundrel, where has to others sends the good person card to be important? When some people to her confession, best is entire world he meow the time suspends, Earth do not transfer temporarily, when she sends the card, Earth rotation is not again late. 校花妹子就是如此,对她来说什么外星人入侵啊,什么导弹落在头顶啊,什么要被歹徒绑架到小树林里一类的破事,哪有给别人发好人卡重要？当有人向她告白的时候,最好是全世界都他喵的时间暂停,地球也暂时别转了,等她发完卡,地球再自转也不晚。 Chen Huanmo perspiration, the male students also wiped perspiration neatly! 陈焕抹了一把汗,男生们也齐刷刷地抹了一把汗！ „Good, grasps the key point, first leave alone this woman who does not have the positive result, let we then place.” Chen Huan was calling out to the male students: „I must bring your school flowers to go to grove to suspend 18 appearances, the waste residue men of your medical college, are not convinced hit me.” “好,抓住重点,先别管这个没名堂的女人了,让我们接着刚才的地方来。”陈焕对着男生们叫道:“我要带你们的校花去小树林里摆十八般模样了,你们这些医科大的废渣男人,不服气就来打我啊。” „Mental handicap of mother! Kills him!” The male students continued to pursue. “妈的智障！打死他！”男生们继续追了上来。 Chen Huan turns around to run, a group of male student chased down, since even/including Xianyu crawls from the ground, pursued: „Although was sent the card, but I must save the leaving school flower younger sister from the evil bastard hand. Liking being selfless , I am great.” 陈焕转身就跑,一大群男生追杀了过来,连咸鱼君都从地上爬起,追了上来:“虽然被发了卡,但我还是要从邪恶的坏蛋手上救出校花妹子。爱是无私的,啊啊啊,我多么伟大。” In an instant, male student in the underground garage all followed Chen Huanpao, the remaining two female students did not plan with, but the male students ran, in the pitch-dark garage on their two female students, felt that was a little at heart hurried, stemming from the heard mentality, has also to follow to run. 转眼间,地下车库里的男生全都跟着陈焕跑了出来,剩下两个女生本来是不打算跟的,但男生都跑了,黑漆漆的车库里就她们两个女生,感觉心里有点慌,出于从众心理,只好也跟着跑了出来。 Chen Huanbao the school flower younger sister was running out of the garage door, just came out, heard sky over the top of the head to resound giant explosive sound, looking up, originally was a giant robot about kilometer the altitude sky over the top of the head, the fighter aircraft combats with several Earth, the laser cannon hit a fighter aircraft, that airplane is dragging the black smoke, fell to the distant place. 陈焕抱着校花妹子冲出了车库门,刚一出来,就听到头顶上空响起了一声巨大的爆炸声,抬头一看,原来是一台巨型机器人就在头顶上空大约千米左右的高度,与几架地球的战斗机作战,激光炮打中了一架战斗机,那飞机拖着黑烟,坠向了远方。 „, Damn, unexpectedly hits in the sky, here is truly dangerous.” Chen Huan hurries to dash about wildly forward, a group of man with coming out, is young group of female students with coming out. “哦,该死,居然就在正上空打,这里确实很危险。”陈焕赶紧向前狂奔,身后一大群男人跟出来,然后又是一小群女生跟出来。 Several male students drilled to hear sky over the top of the head fight sound, frightened shrinks the neck to go back. 几个男生一钻出来就听到了头顶上空的战斗声,吓得一缩脖子又想回去。 Chen Huan hurried to stretch the hand to touch on the school flower younger sister face, laughed saying: „Doesn't coward, dare to pursue me? Good! The school flower of your medical college, was my.” 陈焕赶紧抻手在校花妹子脸上摸了一把,哈哈大笑道:“孬种,不敢来追我了吗？那好！你们医科大的校花,就是我的了。” „I scratch!” The male student who that several want to shrink got angry instantaneously: „We even if today dies, was rumbled to become dust by the missile, must kill your disgusting fellow.” “我擦！”那几个想缩回去的男生瞬间就怒了:“我们今天就算是死,被导弹轰成灰,也要杀了你这恶心的家伙。” Does not have a person to hesitate again, all male students were killing to Chen Huan in a threatening manner. 再无一个人迟疑,所有男生都气势汹汹地对着陈焕杀了过来。 Chen Huan turns around and runs, after dozens seconds, front grove is in sight, Chen Huan looked up the sky, saw only a fighter aircraft to rush over from under of extraterrestrial robot, fired two missiles, as to attack the underbelly of robot from the opposite party field of vision blind spot, however under of robot also had the camera, has discovered the following fighter aircraft. 陈焕转身又跑,几十秒后,前方小树林在望,陈焕抬头看了看天空,只见一架战斗机从外星机器人的下方冲了过去,发射了两枚导弹,似乎想从对方视野盲区攻击机器人的下腹部,但是机器人的下方也有摄像头,早已经发现了下面的战斗机。 Its underbelly slid unexpectedly a door, „whiz” departed a missile from that door, was shooting to the fighter aircraft. 它的下腹部居然滑开了一道小门,从那小门里“嗖”地飞出了一枚导弹,对着战斗机射了过来。 The fighter aircraft has a scare, hurries to emit the disturbing wave, the bank avoidance, that missile is pasting the machine wing slip of fighter aircraft, perhaps is because guided the module to malfunction, its maneuver had not pursued the sign in the past again, but shot to the tread straightly, but the target in ground, happen to was that classroom building a moment ago. 战斗机吓了一跳,赶紧放出干扰波,侧飞躲避,那导弹贴着战斗机的机翼滑过,也许是因为制导模块失灵了,它并没有回旋过去再追击标,而是笔直地对着地面射了下来,而地面上的目标,正好就是刚才那幢教学楼。 Saw that the missile drags the long exhaust to clash, Chen Huan criticized damn, rejoiced secretly oneself believed orchid Zijiang the words. 看到导弹拖着长长的尾气冲下来,陈焕暗骂了一句该死,也同时暗自庆幸自己相信了兰子酱的话。 His last arrow step entered grove, a group of man also followed to well up, but followed to act slowly actually in the rear several female students a racket, hid in the woods shortly without enough time. 他最后一个箭步窜进了小树林里,身后一大群男人也跟着涌了进来,但是跟在最后面的几个女生动作却慢了一拍,眼看来不及躲进树林来。 Chen Huan high-ranking military officer spends after a big tree puts, then displays the limit the qing gong, fled reverse. 陈焕将校花往一颗大树后一放,然后将轻功发挥到极限,反向窜了出去。 His strange movement, causes the students to gawk neatly. 他这奇怪的动作,引得学生们齐刷刷一楞。 The school flower has not a little made clear the condition: This person did not say that can suspend 18 appearances me? How to put suddenly safely me? 校花有点没搞清楚状况:这人不是说要把我摆成十八般模样么？怎么突然又把我平平安安的放下来了？ As for that a group of male student, is also whispering at heart, how this person is flushing to us, can he spell with us? Also right, does not defeat our words, we are impossible to allow him to bribe the school to be colored! Must come to come, our one group of people hit your obscenity 至于那一大群男生,心里也在嘀咕,这人怎么对着我们冲过来了,他要和我们拼了吗？也对,不打败我们的话,我们也绝不可能允许他染指校花！要来就来,咱们一群人打你一个淫 Very couldn't have been victorious inadequately? 贼难道还会打不过不成？ One group of people wield the fists and feet, „” bellows, to Chen Huanzou. 一群人挥起拳脚,“啊”地一声大吼,对着陈焕揍了过来。 Sees only Chen Huan figure to penetrate the crowd, left turn/kidnap in big pile at sixes and sevens fists and feet, right turns, the left three right three necks turn the buttocks to turn, about hundred male students no one can touch to his soft body hair unexpectedly, was easily evaded all attacks by him, drilled from the crowd, stood to fall before the rear two female students. 只见陈焕的身形穿入人群,在一大堆乱七八糟的拳脚中左拐,右拐,左三圈右三圈脖子扭扭屁股扭扭,近百名男生居然没有一个人能摸到他一根毫毛,被他轻易地躲过了所有的攻击,从人群中钻了出去,站到了落在最后面的两名女生面前。 Two women did not have with enough time some any responses, by his one hand one, depending on was carried in the crook of the elbow. 两名女人还没来得及有任何反应,就被他一只手一个,挟在臂弯里拎了起来。 „Yeah? What you...... do you want to make?” Two female student sweats: What ghost situation? Is it possible that this person only caught a school flower to be insufficient, but can also catch us? But we grow and not much, may miss compared with the school flower far, don't you select food this situation? “哎？你……你要做什么？”两名女生大汗:什么鬼情况？这人莫非只抓了一个校花还不够,还要把我们也抓去？但我们长得并不怎么样啊,比起校花可差远了,你不挑食到这地步？
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