MGILA :: Volume #3

#242: A strange book

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Journey conventional in addition 旅途常规加更 ---- ---- Next morning, Chen Huan with the quickest speed, dresses up charming oneself, planned that goes out to meet dragon Aoxue. 第二天清晨,陈焕用最快的速度,把自己打扮得帅帅气气的,打算出门去接龙傲雪。 He looked in a living room to have the breakfast the land light rain and leaf Meijing, Li Jieqiong, Ercilla, Vana and the others, as well as bewildered ran up to together orchid Zijiang who in the family/home declined to leave must have the breakfast from the next door, suddenly feeling duck Lishan was big, was not good, I proud Xuejie to the family/home, she can discover that immediately I and such big one group of younger sisters lived together, wasn't Warder day, dies when the time comes miserably? ” 他回望了一眼客厅里正在吃早饭的陆轻雨、叶美景、李洁琼、艾尔西亚、莎瓦娜等人,以及莫名其妙从隔壁跑到自己家里来赖着不走非要一起吃早饭的兰子酱,突然感觉鸭梨山大,不好,我把傲雪接到家里来,她马上就能发现我和这么大一群妹子同居,沃德天,到时候不是死得惨么？” However, he changes mind again thinks , the ugly wife must see the parents-in-law eventually, proud Xue also knows sooner or later, today spells simply! 不过,他再转念一想,罢了,丑媳妇终究要见公婆,傲雪早晚也会知道,今天就干脆拼了！ He did not play anything to ask the younger sisters to go out to evade a kind of small trick temporarily, goes out naturally, runs up to double celebrate Daxue to meet dragon Aoxue, was natural, did not evade the region she to arrive in own villa community. Has completed at heart is cussed out by her, even pulls out a mental preparation of slap in the face. 他也不玩什么请妹子们出去暂避一类的小伎俩了,大大方方地出了门,跑到双庆大学接了龙傲雪,然后大大方方,毫不避讳地带着她来到了自己的别墅小区里。心里已经做好了会被她臭骂一顿,甚至抽一耳光的思想准备。 When dragon Aoxue pushes the door to come, sees in the living room one group of women, even the expression has not changed one, she takes off shoes very much calm, changes the slipper, is carrying a large package package of attire food, walked, passes through from one group of whole face stunned younger sisters, entered the kitchen. 没想到,龙傲雪推门进来,看到客厅里一堆女人时,连表情都没变一丝,她很淡定地脱了鞋,换上拖鞋,拎着一个装食材的大包包,走了进来,从一群满脸错愕的妹子中穿了过去,走进了厨房。 „!” orchid Zijiang first named: „proud Xue, you do not misunderstand, I am only Chen Huan neighbor, this morning comes to rub a breakfast, has no relations with your boyfriend absolutely.” “啊！”兰子酱第一个叫了起来:“傲雪,你别误会,我只是陈焕的邻居,今天早上过来蹭个早饭,和你男朋友绝对没有任何关系哦。” dragon Aoxue coldly in the kitchen smiles: „I know, you do not need to explain.” 龙傲雪在厨房里冷冷一笑:“我知道,你不用解释。” She does not sneer these fortunately, this sneers to frighten orchid Zijiang a whole body violent corner: Ended, she definitely was wrong intent, that smile was quite a moment ago cold, should she not work as three me slightly? She is unhappy with the person steel upfront, therefore after...... the plan goes back, grips my villain? 她不冷笑这一下还好,这一个冷笑吓得兰子酱全身一个激棱:完了,她肯定是会错意了,刚才那个笑容好冷,她该不会已经把我当小三了吧？只是她不喜与人钢正面,所以……打算回去之后扎我小人？ Her fears, nearby land light rain actually inexplicable interest, laughs saying: „Dragon proud Xue, did you lose? Ha! The shining had lived together with me, lives together to long live, now I was his girlfriend, but you, are panting.” 她这边怕得不行,旁边的陆轻雨却莫名兴趣,大笑道:“龙傲雪,你输了吧？哈哈哈！焕焕已经和我同居了,同居万岁,现在我才是他的女朋友了,而你,已经过气。” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles: „Little rambled on, shining and you radically on no development, your strip alone woof. But stays for temporary lodging here, what having is quite self-satisfied?” 龙傲雪又冷冷一笑:“少瞎扯,焕焕和你根本就没什么发展,你还是条单身汪。只不过借住在这里,有什么好得意的？” „Pū passes!” land Qingyu knocks down, frustrated body anteflexion. “噗通！”陆轻雨扑倒在地,失意体前屈。 The leaf beautiful scene has not provoked rarely, when the person who Vana does not like looking for trouble, as for Ercilla and Li Jieqiong, is one small three sees the wife embarrassed type, shrank in the roof pinnacle directly. 叶美景难得地没有挑衅,莎瓦娜也不是喜欢没事找事的人,至于艾尔西亚和李洁琼,都是一幅小三见到正妻时的囧样,直接就缩到了屋角里。 Chen Huan sweat: proud Xuehao is calm! Has not thought, facing this situation, unexpectedly is steady as always. 陈焕大汗了一把:傲雪好淡定！没想到啊没想到,面对这种情况,居然还是一如即往的稳。 He enters the kitchen, stands side the dragon arrogant snow: „proud Xue, I come to call to overcome the hand you.” 他走进厨房,站到龙傲雪身边:“傲雪,我来给你打打下手吧。” „That does not use, the words that you help here, cannot calculate that becomes meal that I make.” Dragon arrogant trail: „I must do personally to you eat.” “那就不用了,你在这里帮忙的话,就不能算成我做的菜了。”龙傲雪道:“我要亲手做给你吃。” Chen Huan: „...... Good!” 陈焕:“呃……好吧！” dragon Aoxue: „You first play, completed me to call you.” 龙傲雪:“你先去玩吧,做好了我叫你。” Since she said like this, Chen Huan has to turn head, just walked two steps, the under foot kicked anything suddenly, lowers the head looked, is dragon Aoxue installs the food the package package, the material quality of this package package is a little as if strange, is not the traditional nylon or what lining, seemingly has a mysterious technical feeling. 既然她都这样说了,陈焕只好回头,刚走了两步,脚下突然踢到什么东西,低头一看,是龙傲雪装食材的包包,这个包包的材质似乎有点奇怪,不是传统的尼龙或者什么面料,看起来有一种神秘的科技感。 Chen Huan thought: Girl's package package is strange! The men cannot understand. 陈焕心想:女孩子的包包就是奇怪！男人根本就看不懂。 Well? In this hold/container hold/container side bag thinks of a book. 咦？这包包的侧袋里装着一本书。 Chen Huan put out a hand to take that book, saw only in the title page several large characters- «Higher Physics», he said with a smile: „proud Xue also really likes studying, where arrives at to bring the textbook, no wonder can test the entire section perfect score the good achievements.” 陈焕伸手把那本书拿了起来,只见封面上几个大字-《高等物理学》,他不禁笑道:“傲雪还真爱学习,走到哪里都带着教科书,难怪能考出全科满分的好成绩。” He has not gone to look at the back cover, opened the middle of books conveniently...... 他也没去看封底,随手就翻开到了书本的中间…… Does not look does not know, looks to have a scare, in this page writes the physical equation that the full page cannot be understanding at sixes and sevens, although Chen Huan university physics result is not the perfect score, but must pass an examination should not to have the issue, the thing that but in this book writes, he meow complete cannot understand. 不看不知道,一看吓一跳,这一页上写着满页乱七八糟看不懂的物理公式,陈焕的大学物理成绩虽然不是满分,但要及格应该是没问题的,但这本书上写的东西,他喵的完全看不懂啊。 „Shifts the constitution formula of armor? This what ghost?” “相转移装甲的构成公式？这什么鬼？” „Does ultra space and time jump elementary knowledge explain in detail? What ghost is this?” “超时空跳跃基础知识详解？这又是什么鬼？” „When five times of air drag computations and time in speed of light flight argued in refutation?” “五倍于光速飞行时的空气阻力计算与时间驳论？” „Supposed that the A ship fires the Sheyang electron broken city artillery in one kilometer distance, the B ship opens the gravitational wave against wall, how many energies does the B ship need to use the gravitational wave against walls to reduce and solve the 800 MM caliber completely the lethality of positron broken city artillery?” “假设A舰在一公里的距离发射阳电子破城炮,B舰张开重力波防壁,请问B舰需要使用多少能量的重力波防壁才能完全化解800MM口径的阳电子破城炮的杀伤力？” A Chen Huan face compels ignorant: „What ghost «Higher Physics» is this? The textbook of which ghost university? Ok, the spoof topic of which two dimension websites it is estimated that is.” Chen Huan is flipping through that strange book while returns to the living room, throws toward the tea table on that book conveniently. 陈焕一脸的懵逼:“这是什么鬼《高等物理》？哪个鬼大学的教科书？算了,估计是哪个二次元网站的恶搞题目吧。”陈焕一边翻着那本怪书一边回到客厅,随手将那本书往茶几上一扔。 Actually hears „” a sound, originally, on the tea table is suspending a coffee cup, is the leaf beautiful scene is placed there, inside thinks of half cup black coffee. Chen Huan this throws, the books happen to hit in the coffee cup, the cup was knocked down, inside coffee flowed immediately, soaked that «Higher Physics» back cover page completely. 却听到“啪嗒”一声响,原来,茶几上摆着一个咖啡杯,是叶美景摆在那里的,里面装着半杯子黑咖啡。陈焕这一扔,书本正好撞在了咖啡杯上,杯子被撞倒,里面的咖啡立即流了出来,把那本《高等物理》的封底页全部浸湿。 Chen Huan does not cry wonderfully, hurries to rescue the book, but slow one step, the back cover was all risen by the coffee bubble. 陈焕大叫一声不妙,赶紧把书抢救起来,但已经慢了一步,封底全被咖啡泡涨。 His being sweating profusely said/tunnel: „proud Xue, sorry, I smeared your physics, what to do? Only smeared the back cover page fortunately, in has not smeared the page.” 他满头大汗地道:“傲雪,抱歉,我把你的物理书弄脏了,怎么办？还好只弄脏了封底页,没有弄脏内页。” „Physics? What physics?” dragon Aoxue does not know from the start existence of that book, she is preparing food, while ambiguous said/tunnel: „Back cover page smearing words, ripped to discard well, the books what were in any case important was inside content.” “物理书？什么物理书？”龙傲雪压根不知道那本书的存在,她一边做着菜,一边含糊地道:“封底页弄脏的话,撕下来扔掉就好了呗,反正书本重要的是里面的内容。” Chen Huanhan said: „Good!” 陈焕汗道:“好吧！” He rips the back cover of that book, threw into the trash can conveniently...... 他把那书的封底撕下来,随手扔进了垃圾桶里…… Finally, on the back cover is printing „in 3232 A. D.'s seventh edition of printing”, was discarded inexplicably. 结果,封底上印着的“公元3232年第七版印刷”,就这么莫名地被扔掉了。 Chen Huan put on that book the sofa seat back cushion, then drilled in the robot cockpit. 陈焕把那本书放到了沙发靠背上面,然后又钻回了机器人驾驶舱里。 The pots and pans sound that when the kitchen hears dragon Aoxue prepares food to send, the living room younger sisters look at each other in blank dismay, no one has thought that dragon Aoxue saw after a room woman, can so prepare food calm. 厨房里传来龙傲雪做菜时发出来的锅碗瓢盆声,客厅里的妹子们面面相觑,谁也没想到龙傲雪看到一屋子女人之后还能如此淡定地做菜。 After a half hour, dragon Aoxue carried a plate of strange vegetable/dish to go out of the kitchen: „Bright...... bright! Tries the dish that I make.” 半个小时后,龙傲雪端着一盘古怪的菜走出了厨房:“焕……焕！来尝尝我做的菜吧。” „Good, I come.” Chen Huan switched off the training program, jumped from the cockpit. “好的,我就来。”陈焕关掉了训练程序,从驾驶舱里跳了出来。 „, Before your dish me, has not seen, this strange modeling?” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Does this vegetable/dish name?” “哇,你这道菜我以前没见过啊,这奇怪的造型？”陈焕笑道:“这菜叫什么名字？” „This...... the name does not need to know.” dragon Aoxue the perspiration, can 18 appearance names take to say? That is pledges to fight to the death cannot say the drop. “这……名字不用知道也罢。”龙傲雪汗了一把,十八般模样这种名字能拿出来说么？那是誓死也不能说出来滴。 Seeing her expression is strange, the vegetable/dish is also strange, land Qingyu „threw” one to smile: „Shining, do not eat, dragon Aoxue this woman looked person who will not prepare food, the thing that she makes does not know is unpalatable, you will eat will perhaps have diarrhea.” 见她表情古怪,菜也古怪,陆轻雨不禁“扑哧”一声笑了出来:“焕焕,别吃,龙傲雪这女人一看就是不会做菜的人,她做出来的东西不知道多难吃,你吃了说不定会闹肚子哦。”
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