MGILA :: Volume #3

#240: Let your boyfriend love you

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- Double celebrates the university, the female student dormitory. 双庆大学,女生宿舍。 Because the school entered the summer vacation condition ahead of time, many students to avoid alien, but left double celebrated, returns to own native place to go, in female student dormitory especially peaceful, few female students also stopped over in the school. 由于学校提前进入了暑假状态,不少学生都为了躲避外星人,而离开了双庆,返回自己的老家去了,女生宿舍里格外的安静,只有极少数的女生还逗留在学校里。 It entire is black, high dormitory, only then several windows are shining the light, seems like especially miserable. 天已经全黑了,高高的宿舍楼,只有几个窗户亮着灯光,看起来格外的凄凉。 dragon Aoxue sits on the bed of bedroom, is reading a book earnestly, in the title page of that book writes «Love Actual combat Skill 100 Cases, Making Your Boyfriend Love You», she looked at the same time, but also side comes out to outline the key point in above, goes all out to understand exhaustively, however, this book to her was too abstruse, how some inside things could not understand. 龙傲雪坐在寝室的床上,认真地翻看着一本书,那书的封面上写着《恋爱实战技巧100例,让你的男朋友更加爱你吧》,她一边看,还一边拿笔出来在上面勾画重点,绞尽脑汁地拼命理解,然而,这本书对她来说还是太深奥了,里面有些东西怎么都看不懂。 At this time, the nail piece big or small 32 fathers-in-law, flew from the dragon proud Xue dormitory window, fell her books, salutes respectfully: „Lord, has newly......” 这时候,指甲片大小的三十二公公,从龙傲雪的宿舍窗口飞进来,落到了她的书本,恭敬地行了个礼:“主子,有最新……” A few words have not said, dragon Aoxue „” a palm of the hand pulled out to fly the father-in-law, fell the roof pinnacle: „Do not stand in my book, happen to blocked me one line of characters that looks.” 一句话还没说完,龙傲雪“啪”地一巴掌把公公抽飞了出去,摔进了屋角:“别站在我的书上,正好挡住了我在看的一行字。” 32 fathers-in-law crawl black and blue, the sweat said: „Is is, is the mistake of lackey. The lackeys had the information...... Chen Huan to become the distortion combat pilot.” 三十二公公鼻青脸肿地爬起来,大汗道:“是是是,是奴才的错。奴才有情报……陈焕已经成为变形战斗机驾驶员了。” „This small information did not say.” dragon Aoxue beckons saying: „Has a look at this, in this book writes, ‚must often inquire after the well being to the boyfriend, the day cold prompted him to add the clothes, the day hot was called him to drink water much, this can make him love you’, what is this? Man don't know coldly hot? Why even does this matter also need others to remind? In other words, I he himself know that he himself is colder than to be hot?” “这种小情报不说也罢。”龙傲雪招了招手道:“过来看看这个,这书里写着,‘要经常向男朋友嘘寒问暖,天冷了提示他加衣服,天热了叫他多喝水,这样才能让他更爱你’,这是什么意思？男人难道自己不知道冷还是热吗？为什么连这种事也需要别人去提醒？换句话说,难道我比他自己更知道他自己冷不冷热不热？” 32 fathers-in-law immediately sweat: „Lord, the well-beings of person are know certainly, but, what here said is only an attitude, cares about others' attitude!” 三十二公公顿时大汗:“主子啊,人的冷暖当然是自己才知道,但是,这里说的只是一个态度,是关心别人的态度啊！” dragon Aoxue hmph hmph saying: „This bored attitude does not want, for example I do not like some people being all right to ask that I am cold to be hot, that is the idle talk...... I burns the big person simply, oneself do not know that takes care of itself good? Needs others to talk too much?” 龙傲雪哼哼道:“这种无聊的态度不要也罢,比如我就不喜欢有人没事来问我冷不冷热不热,那简直就是废话……我辣么大一个人,自己不知道照顾好自己么？需要别人来多嘴？” She just spoke these words, hears the cell phone text message sound to get up, with looked, is message that Chen Huanfa comes, short several words: „proud Xue, put the bureau to be fake recently ahead of time, cannot sit in the classroom of air conditioning daily. When you outside move must be careful do not suffer heat-stroke, remembers that drinks a water.” 她刚刚说完这句话,就听到手机短信声响起,拿起来一看,是陈焕发来的短信,只有短短的几句话:“傲雪,最近提前放了署假,不能天天坐在开着空调的教室里了。你在外面活动时一定要小心别中暑,记得多喝点水。” She sees this, cannot help but gawks, then, a warm happy feeling winds through own heart, cannot bear the show/unfolds face reveal happy coldly to smile: „Bright...... bright, is always thinking me.” 她看到这个,不由得一楞,接着,一股暖洋洋的幸福感流过自己的心田,忍不住展颜露出一个幸福的冷冷一笑:“焕……焕,总是想着我的。” 32 father-in-law sweats: „Lord, around your did the attitude transform is also too quick? Do oneself hit oneself face really?” 三十二公公大汗:“主子,您这前后态度转变也太快了吧？自己打自己的脸真的好吗？” „Bumps!” On father-in-law's face ate a fist, was hit suo not to have the words. “碰！”公公的脸上吃了一拳,被打得嗦不出话。 „I understood the meaning of these words finally.” Dragon arrogant trail: „It seems like, inquired after the well being of really kills greatly, good, I give now bright...... bright also send the message that a message inquired after the well being in the past......” “我总算是明白了这句话的意思。”龙傲雪道:“看来,嘘寒问暖果然是大杀器,好吧,我现在就给焕……焕也发个短信嘘寒问暖的短信过去……” „No!” The father-in-law hurried to call out: „Lord, you just received Chen Huan message, immediately on a reply exactly the same past, such instead seemed does not have the sincerity very much. The feeling like has usually not been thinking him, was sent regards by him, is perfunctory returns to one.” “别！”公公赶紧叫道:“主子啊,您刚刚才接到陈焕的短信,马上就回复一个一模一样的过去,那样反而显得很没诚意啊。感觉就像平时没想着他,被他问候了,就敷衍地回一个。” „Right?” dragon Aoxue a brow wrinkle: „What to do should I?” “是吗？”龙傲雪眉头一皱:“那我该怎么办？” „Without dealing with according to law, this move , since used by Chen Huanxian, you are unable to use again, can only change one move.” “没法办了,这一招既然已经被陈焕先用,您就无法再用了,只能换下一招了。” „, Next move?” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles: „In my hand in this book wrote 100 moves! I already does not have any to fear, ahem, what now on coming to see next move writing is anything......” “哦,下一招是么？”龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“我手上这本书里写了一百招！我已经没有什么好怕的了,哼哼,现在就来看看下一招写的是什么……” She turns to the next page earnestly, those who see only this page write is: „ Must give the man frequently the curiosity, puts on the sex appeal on own initiative 她认真地翻到下一页,只见这一页写的是:“要经常给予男人新鲜感,主动穿上性感内 Clothes, to man brand-new visual feeling view. Makes some bold new postures on own initiative, stimulates the fervor of man. ” 衣,给男人全新的视觉感观。或者主动做一些大胆的新姿势,激发出男人的激情。” dragon Aoxue: „......” 龙傲雪:“……” 32 fathers-in-law: „......” 三十二公公:“……” „Bumps!” On 32 father-in-law faces ate a fist, was hit black and blue. “碰！”三十二公公脸上吃了一拳,被打得鼻青脸肿。 „? The lords, what lackey had not said why hits the lackey?” 32 fathers-in-law called out pitifully. „Why does not know, wants to hit you.” “啊啊？主子,奴才什么也没说,为什么打奴才？”三十二公公惨叫道。“不知道为什么,就想打你。” „Lord, your did not speak the truth!” “主子,您这是不讲道理了啊啊啊啊！” „Continues the next page.” dragon Aoxue turned one page backward: „Hangs the stomach of man, can obtain his heart.” “继续下一页。”龙傲雪又向后翻了一页:“吊男人的胃,才能得到他的心。” dragon Aoxue a brow wrinkle: „How can stomach hang? Strange! That thing long in his body! If hangs the arm, I know how hangs the law. Hanging the stomach is simply impervious, can cut open the chest to take the stomach?” 龙傲雪眉头一皱:“胃要怎么吊？奇怪！那东西长在他的身体里啊！如果是吊住胳膊,我就知道怎么个吊法。吊胃简直不可理喻,难道要剖开胸膛把胃拿出来吗？” 32 father-in-law again sweats: „Lord, here hanging stomach, is not that meaning that you think, was said that...... with delicious food, satisfied his appetite the meaning.” 三十二公公再次大汗:“主子啊,这里的吊胃,不是你想的那个意思,是说……用好吃的食物,满足他的胃口的意思。” dragon Aoxue understands finally: „? Also prepares food?” 龙傲雪终于明白过来:“哦？也就是做菜？” „!” 32 father-in-law assuming an air of self approbation tunnels. “正是！”三十二公公摇头晃脑地道。 „This, this little presses the person actually.” dragon Aoxue a brow wrinkle: „Before I had not made the meal, in these different mainland, what the belly hungry grasped wild boar wild goat casually, roasted with the fire ate, without being fastidious about what color fragrance, this what to do?” “这个啊,这倒是有点难为人。”龙傲雪眉头一皱:“以前我也没做过菜,以前在那些异界大陆时,肚子饿了就随便抓个野猪野羊什么的,拿火一烤就吃了,也没讲究过什么色香味,这个怎么办？” „Will not go to school, by lord your sharpness, what preparing food also isn't easy? Makes a sumptuous banquet to him, divides minute's of matter.” “不会就学嘛,以主子您的领悟力,做菜什么还不是手到擒来？给他弄个满汉全席,也是分分钟的事啊。” „This actually!” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles: „Studying to prepare food the estimate not to compare study martial arts to be difficult, but, without the rare book, is unable to study, I returned to the Qing dynasty, looked for the cookbook of sumptuous banquet.” “这倒是！”龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“学做菜估计也不会比学武功难,不过,没有秘籍,无从学起,我就返回清朝,找满汉全席的菜谱吧。” Then, she planned to rip conveniently, shuttles back and forth the Qing dynasty to go. 说完,她就打算随手一撕,穿梭回清朝去。 Will begin, suddenly, dragon Aoxue the body lives: „It is not right! Cannot like this. When Qing person, had not understood that what nutrition balanced kind of knowledge, they prepared food only attempt delicious, was not fastidious about inside Vitamin, fat and sugar share kind of thing matching, ate these to fall behind the thing of time, was easy to cause the hypertension and tall Xuezhi, perhaps also to have the food of carcinogenicity to mix in inside, fries in oil food and so on at sixes and sevens trash to mix in inside.” 正要动手,突然,龙傲雪身子又顿住:“不对！不能这样。清朝时的人,还不懂得什么营养均衡一类的学问,他们做菜就只图好吃,根本不讲究里面的维生素、油脂、糖份一类的东西搭配,吃那些落后于时代的东西,容易导致高血压、高血脂、说不定还有致癌的食材混在里面、油炸食物等等乱七八糟的垃圾全都混在里面。” She coldly smiles: „I will not violate with wrong rare book type again was preliminarily wrong, I should consider carefully, comes back to give bright with a better cookbook...... prepares food bright.” 她冷冷一笑:“我不会再犯拿错秘籍这种低级错误了,我应该仔细考虑,拿一个更好的菜谱回来给焕……焕做菜。” 32 fathers-in-law said with a smile: „Such being the case, why not the lord goes to the future, according to the progressive rule of human, the future food, should a more tasteful nutrition be balanced, definitely compared with present, stronger compared with the ancient like our food habits.” 三十二公公笑道:“既然如此,主子何不去未来,按照人类的进步规律,未来的食物,应该更讲究营养均衡,肯定比现在的强,就像我们的饮食习惯比古人要强一样。” dragon Aoxue great happiness: „This word is rational, good, I will go to the future, I think, went simply in 3232 A. D.......” 龙傲雪大喜:“此言有理,好吧,我就就去未来,我想想,干脆就去公元3232年吧……”
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