MGILA :: Volume #3

#227: My shape sifting robot

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15 : 00 pm, fourth 下午15点,第四更 ---- ---- „Yes, I am looking for you.” king Shizi said: „Are you now convenient? I want to meet with you.” “是啊,我正找你呢。”王世子道:“你现在方便吗？我想和你见个面。” Chen Huan great happiness: „I also just want to meet with you, a little matter wants to ask you to help.” 陈焕大喜:“我也正想和你见个面,有点事想找你帮忙。” Two people fit in easily in the telephone, king Shizi said: „You where? I see you.” 两人在电话里一拍即合,王世子道:“你在哪里？我来见你吧。” „I am just about to go home, my family's address.” Chen Huan sent out the address of villa. “我正要回家,我家的住址在XXXX。”陈焕报出了别墅的地址。 „You are waiting, after my one -and-a-half hours, must arrive.” “你等着,我一个半小时之后必到。” Hangs up the telephone, Chen Huan is rubbing hands, hehe said with a smile: „Good, is really sleepy some people delivered the pillow.” 挂断电话,陈焕搓着手,嘿嘿笑道:“太好了,真是瞌睡了有人送枕头。” The younger sisters shake the head with a smile. 妹子们不禁笑着摇了摇头。 In everyone uses the quickest speed to go home, Chen Huan sits on the sofa waits for the king heir apparent to come anxiously, each 30 seconds must before the window look that guard the door the road to have the sedan car to drive, look at a he anxious appearance, the leaf beautiful scene ill-humored said/tunnel: „Your present appearance, like the recruit spherical object must assign to immediately own with the spear/gun, makes people aerobic and funny simply.” 大伙儿用最快的速度回到家里,陈焕坐在沙发上焦急地等着王世子来,每过三十秒就要透过窗户看看门前的公路有没有小轿车驶过来,看他一幅猴急得不行的模样,叶美景不禁没好气地道:“你现在的样子,就像新兵蛋子马上要分配到自己的配枪,简直让人又好气又好笑。” „You do not understand the romantic of man.” Chen Huan hmph hmph to say. “你不懂男人的浪漫。”陈焕哼哼道。 leaf Meijing also wants to spit his trough. Actually sees Li Jieqiong to come from the balcony, in the hand holds one pile was air drying the clothing, uppermost that bunch of clothing, is casual shorts, when previous time implements the combat plan, that on Chen Huan puts on. She remembers immediately, the previous combat plan is implemented finally, her mouth happen to contained...... 叶美景还想吐他的槽。却见李洁琼从阳台上进来,手上抱着一堆晾干了的衣物,那一堆衣物最上面的,是一条休闲短裤,正是上次实施作战计划时,陈焕身上穿的那条。她立即想起,上次的作战计划实施到最后,她的嘴正好含住了…… The words that in a flash, anything complained could not say, she can also think that vaguely the touch of that thing stopper when mouth, a pair of cheek was instantaneously bright red, snort/hum, went to own room. 一瞬间,什么吐槽的话都说不出来了,她依稀还能想起来那东西塞在嘴里时的触感,一双脸蛋瞬间飞红,哼了一声,回了自己的房间。 Li Jieqiong folds the clothing, puts in the bedroom of everyone respectively, this returns to the living room, takes up the teapot to make the tea, since previous time event, Li Jieqiong Ge You tan on the sofa has not crossed again, she suddenly thought that the life is happy, every day gets out of bed the vigor that has unable to cause, therefore, the time her almost person all wrapped for these days up the housework. 李洁琼把衣物折叠好,分别放到每个人的卧室里去,这才回到客厅,拿起茶壶泡起茶来,自从上次的事件之后,李洁琼再也没有在沙发上葛优瘫过,她突然觉得生活美好起来,每天起床都有使不完的劲儿,所以,这几天时间她几乎一个人把家务全包光了。 After completing the housework, restarts practicing the swordsmanship, to practice the palm law, to practice the knife skill, will also go to the basement to practice the firearms, the life again becomes substantial and joyful. 做完家务之后,又重新开始练剑法、练掌法、练刀法,甚至还会去地下室练枪械,生活再次变得充实而又快乐起来。 To Chen Huanpao good tea, she places on the teapot the table, the gentle voice said with a smile: „A while Mr. king Shizi came, drinks this.” 给陈焕泡好了茶,她把茶壶放在桌上,柔声笑道:“一会儿王世子先生来了,就喝这个。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „You think actually thoughtfully, I am only thinking the robot, forgot the etiquette of entertaining a guest actually.” 陈焕笑道:“你倒是想得周道,我只想着机器人,倒是把待客的礼仪都忘了。” Li Jieqiong said with a smile: „Man, at this matter always sloppy, at this time needed us to make the help of woman to think.” Then, she sat Chen Huan side, sits with him shoulder to shoulder, docile attitude like Chen bright young wife. 李洁琼笑道:“男人嘛,在这种事上总是粗枝大叶的,这时候就需要咱们做女人的帮忙想着。”说完,她坐到了陈焕的身边,和他并肩坐着,温顺的态度就像陈焕的小媳妇一样。 Nearby land light rain looks at jealousy greatly to send immediately, but, she thinks from the beginning Chen Huan and Li Jieqiong have a leg, is not right, several thousand tens of thousands hundreds of millions legs, are double cultivate/repair the relations of albizzia julibrissin marvelous ability, on the leg of woman only feared that the picture filled correcting miswritten words, therefore Li Jieqiong , can only nothing more to be said pitiful honk the mouth is sitting in side. 旁边的陆轻雨顿时看得醋劲大发,不过,她从一开始就认为陈焕和李洁琼有一腿,不对,是有几千几万几亿腿,是双修合欢神功的关系,那女人的腿上只怕画满了正字,所以李洁琼也没啥好说的,只能可怜巴巴的嘟着嘴坐在旁边。 „Young Master Chen, after a while you and Mr. king said the proper business, can accompany me to go to a supermarket?” Li Jieqiong supple sound said: „Many things want to buy, but I to the simplified character and Arabic numerals, am not quite familiar, feared that bought wrong.” “陈公子,一会儿你和王先生说完正事之后,能不能陪我去趟超市？”李洁琼柔声道:“有好多东西想买,但我对简体字和阿拉伯数字,还是不太熟悉,怕买错了。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Jieqiong younger sister why so polite, this matter called me by all means.” 陈焕笑道:“洁琼妹子干嘛这么客气,这种事只管叫我。” „Two fools, do not want to result in such youth Qingqie intent the supermarket.” land Qingyu hmph hmph saying: „Do not forget the alien to attack Earth, you in a wee bit brain cell with brain think also to know slightly, the supermarket has started the daily thing to rush to purchase the tide now absolutely, feared that was the sea of people are fighting.” “两个笨蛋,别把去超市想得这么郎情妾意。”陆轻雨哼哼道:“别忘了外星人攻打地球,你们稍稍用脑子里的一丁点儿脑细胞想想也知道,超市现在绝对已经开始了日常用品抢购大潮,怕是人山人海在打架了。” Chen Huan sweat: „Yeah? Also is really!” 陈焕大汗:“哎？还真的是！” Let alone the alien attacked Earth, several years ago the nuclear leakage event, some people fabricated a rumor the table salt can protect radiation, finally in an instant the salt of all supermarkets sold to be out of stock, countless people pushed in the supermarket snatch the salt, that picture was how exaggerating. This alien attacks Earth, feared that is „meter/rice, oil and mineral water” these things, will be raided, now goes to the supermarket with going to war almost. 就别说外星人攻打地球了,几年前核泄漏事件,有人造谣说食盐能防辐射,结果转眼所有超市的盐巴都卖断货,无数人挤在超市里抢盐,那画面何其夸张。这次外星人攻打地球,怕是“米、油、矿泉水”这几件东西,都会遭到哄抢,现在去超市就和打仗差不多。 Chen Huan turned on the television conveniently, double celebrates on the television station, the mayor serious stands in front of the lens: „Fellow residential friends, our human have been arguing the problem whether for a long time the alien has, now, this issue has the answer, before soon, several extraterrestrial flying saucers intruded into our territorial airspace, and toward double celebrated the city to launch the attack. Under fighting bravely of our country soldier, has repelled the alien at present, but when the alien will attack again, was still indefinite, the government is trying to contact with the alien, adopts the diplomatic means to solve the problem, but does not rule out the possibility that the war breaks out again......” 陈焕顺手打开了电视机,双庆电视台上,市长一脸严肃地站在镜头前:“各位市民朋友,咱们人类长久以来一直在争论外星人是否存在的问题,现在,这个问题已经有了答案,就在不久之前,几艘外星飞碟侵犯了我们的领空,并且向着双庆市发动了进攻。在我国军人的奋战下,目前已经将外星人击退,但是外星人将于什么时候再次来袭,尚不确定,政府正试图与外星人联络,采取外交手段解决问题,但不排除战争再次爆发的可能性……” He just, suddenly, the television signal incited to sway at this point, then, the picture one changed, appears on the lens, is a room that was full of the science fiction style, is placing a strange chair in the rooms, a woman of redeye sits on the chair, she wears a military uniform, facing the lens, exhibited an ice-cold smile, then with one standard double celebrates the standard spoken Chinese: „Earthman, a short time ago, you spread the evil negative sentiment to the universe, in your plot destruction universe the ambitions of other races, had been seen through by us! In your savage fangs fall before my female on-board, we will take the lead to defeat you! Please note, this is not the aggressive war, but is the counterattacking in self-defense war of our country! We are the just envoys who the sirius sends, will fight to the end with your group of evil earthmen......” 他刚刚说到这里,突然,电视信号滋滋滋地摇晃起来,接着,画面刷地一下变了,出现在镜头上的,是一个充满了科幻风格的房间,在房间中间摆着一张古怪的椅子,一个红眼睛的女人坐在椅子上,她穿着一身军装,面对镜头,摆出了一个冰冷的笑容,然后用一口标准的双庆普通话道:“地球人,前不久,你们向宇宙里散布了邪恶的负面感情,你们阴谋毁灭宇宙里其余种族的野心,已经被我们识破了！在你们凶残的獠牙落到我的母星上之前,我们将会率先将你们击破！请注意,这不是侵略战争,而是我国的自卫反击战！我们是天狼星派出来的正义使者,将与你们这群邪恶的地球人奋战到底……” Then, the signal broke, the picture changes the mayor who a face compelled ignorant. 说完,信号断了,画面又变回了一脸懵逼的市长。 Chen Huan sweat: „, A moment ago that is it possible that was the alien in legend, was why long with the human similar appearance.” 陈焕大汗:“哇,刚才那个,莫非就是传说中的外星人,为啥长得和人类差不多的样子。” Vana said with a smile: „Except that the eye is red, other place cannot see the difference.” 莎瓦娜笑道:“除了眼睛是红的,别的地方看不出差别嘛。” land Qingyu spits the mortise: „The person of this alien supposes is not attentive, at least establishes the monster to me.” 陆轻雨吐槽道:“这外星人的人设也太不用心了,起码给我设定成怪物啊。” Only listens to the mayor in television to continue saying: „Hey, can everyone see me? Hey, did the picture restore?” His head shifted to side, is about speaking with the program director: „Aiyu, what did our signals encounter kidnapped......? You said that now had restored !” 只听电视里的市长继续道:“喂喂,大家能看到我吗？喂喂,画面恢复了吗？”他的头转向了旁边,大约是在和导播说话:“哎呦,咱们的信号遭到了劫持……什么？你说现在已经恢复了,啊！” He hurries to face the lens: „Asked fellow residents to feel relieved, regardless of alien powerful, we also had the confidence to protect well double to celebrate, protect good everyone.” 他赶紧重新面对镜头:“请各位市民放心,不论外星人有多强大,我们也有信心保护好双庆,保护好大家。” „Believes your ghost, fellow who your face compels ignorant.” Everyone complained together. “信你个鬼啊,你这一脸懵逼的家伙。”大家一起吐槽。 At this time, outside the room resounded one „” the automobile braked the sound, Chen Huan hurrying window looked, saw only a sedan car to stop before the gate, the vehicle door opened, the king heir apparent jumped from inside. 这时候,屋外响起了一声“嘎”的汽车煞车声,陈焕赶紧窗户看出去,只见一辆小轿车停在门前,车门开了,王世子从里面跳了出来。 Chen Huan great happiness: „My shape sifting robot!” 陈焕大喜:“我的变形机器人来啦！” Author message: 作者留言: PS: Next 21 points. PS:下一更21点。
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