MGILA :: Volume #3

#222: The aliens attack double celebrate

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Racked brains to think two hours, cannot think reason, wants to give up considering as finished, opens the beautiful Group to order the lunch, suddenly discovered that a name of store is called: „Panpan simple dish”, has a look, finally had „family/home” character. 绞尽脑汁想了两小时,想不到加更的理由,本想放弃加更算了,打开美团想点中饭,突然发现一个商店的名字叫做:“盼盼家常菜”,看看,终于有“家”字了。 Therefore, in addition one! 于是,加一更！ ----- ----- Chen Huan bumped into a big difficult problem, English is really a terrifying division/discipline, if these 26 English letters separate, oneself all knew obviously, but they by some strange, the arrange style of no logic combines after together, actually turned into the significance unclear glossaries, is simply crazed, the people who invent this language should drag to shoot dead, brings to take a test the person who this language, is crazed, should humanity destruction. 陈焕碰上了一道大难题,英语真是一门恐怖的学科,这二十六个英文字母如果分开来,自己明明全都认识,但它们以一些奇怪的,毫无逻辑的排列方式组合在一起之后,却变成了一个又一个意义不明的词汇,简直丧心病狂,发明这种语言的人都该拖去枪毙,把这种语言拿来考试的人,更是丧心病狂,应该人道毁灭。 He was staring at half sound to English examination paper affection, shakes the head to sigh: „Because the British colonizers occupied the entire world initially, therefore in the entire world promotion English, if...... if Earth were said the country of Chinese occupies, the entire world promotion Chinese, that should good! The heaven, bestows a race that spoke Chinese conquers Earth.” 他对着英文试卷深情凝视了半响,摇头叹道:“因为当初英国殖民者占据了全世界,所以才会在全世界推广英语,如果……如果地球被说中文的国家占据,全世界推广中文,那该有多好啊！苍天啊,赐个说中文的种族来征服地球吧。” These words just said that „wū wū” sound sound, deafening, as if entire double celebrates city all loudspeakers to open at the same time, at the same time is putting this strange sound. 这句话刚刚说完,“呜呜呜”的声音响了起来,震耳欲聋,仿佛整个双庆市所有的高音喇叭在同一时间打开,同一时间放着这种奇怪的声音。 The life in the person of peace age, on has not generally heard this sound. The students in full classroom lifted at a loss: „Well? What strange sound is this?” 生活在和平年代的人,大抵上都没有听过这种声音。满教室的学生都茫然地抬起了头来:“咦？这是什么怪声音？” Only then a leaf beautiful scene person complexion big change, pounded on the table to jump fiercely: „Everyone leaves the classroom quickly, going to the air-raid shelter seeks asylum...... this is the air alarm.” 只有叶美景一个人脸色大变,猛地一拍桌子跳了起来:“大家快离开教室,去防空洞避难……这是空袭警报。” „What? Air alarm?” A monitoring an exam teacher face compels ignorant: „This student, do not talk nonsense to affect to take a test, hurries to sit, do not presumptuously think to look does not have the reason of positive result to evade the test, I told you, the duty of student was a student, took a test you to step onto the life peak well, usually do not study well, arrived at the test to give me to make the monster moth.” “啥？空袭警报？”正在监考的老师一脸懵逼:“这位学生,别胡说八道影响考试,赶紧坐好,不要妄想找一些没名堂的理由来逃避考试,我跟你讲啊,学生的本份就是学生,好好考试你才能走上人生巅峰,不要平时不好好读书,一到考试就给我闹妖蛾子。” „I scratch, your stupid teacher.” leaf Meijing is angry: „This is really the air alarm, run, everyone goes to the air-raid shelter quickly.” “我擦,你这愚蠢的老师。”叶美景大怒:“这真的是空袭警报,快跑,大家快去防空洞。” „Do not ramble on!” The teacher is also angry: „Sits down the test to me.” “别瞎扯了！”老师也大怒:“给我坐下考试。” At this time, mixed in wū wū the alarm sound, there is a breathless sound sound: „Fellow residents, here is double celebrates the municipal government, this city encounters the alien to attack, asking everyone to arrive at the recent air-raid shelter to seek asylum immediately, repeats, this city encountered the alien to attack, asking everyone to seek asylum immediately...... was right, peaceful double celebrated the city actually absolutely not to have so many air-raid shelters, asking everyone nearby to find cave, basement, underground parking garage wait/etc places to seek asylum, do not run...... the attention, this was not the exercise!” 就在这时候,夹杂在呜呜呜警报声中,有一个气急败坏的声音响了起来:“各位市民,这里是双庆市政府,本市遭遇外星人袭击,请大家立即到最近的防空洞避难,重复一遍,本市遭遇外星人袭击,请大家立即避难……对了,和平的双庆市其实根本就没有那么多防空洞啊,请大家就近找地窖、地下室、地下停车场等等地方避难,千万不要跑出来啊……注意,这不是演习！” Harmonious double celebrates the city is an inland city, after founding of the nation, has almost never suffered the disasters of war, had not been affected by the flames of war, what here common people have forgotten the war are, has not bumped into anything „alien to attack”, therefore, the people of authority also know that the residents have almost not accepted any have sought asylum the training, has to go all out to exclaim: „Damn hides quickly! Quick! Do not be in a daze, I know that you were suspecting, does not believe that does not know should make anything wait/etc, but is not compels now ignorant, hides quickly.” At the same time, the sky of almost entire city, is reverberating such sound. 和谐的双庆市是一个内陆城市,自建国之后,几乎从未遭遇过兵灾,未被战火波及,这里的百姓早已经忘了战争为何物,更是没有碰上过什么“外星人袭击”,所以,政府部门的人也知道市民们几乎没有接受过任何避难训练,只好拼了命地吼道:“快他妈的去躲起来啊！快啊！不要发呆了,我知道你们正在怀疑,不相信,不知道该做啥等等,但是现在不是懵逼的时候,快躲起来啊。”同一时间,几乎整个城市的上空,都在回响着这样的声音。 Right now, the teacher flustered finally: „, Really is the air alarm?” 这下子,老师才终于慌了起来:“哇,真是空袭警报？” Leaf beautiful scene sweat: „Is this damn more exaggerating than the air raid? What alien attacks? Did the authority head show tease? In brief, everyone runs, hides in the underground parking garage quickly.” 叶美景一头大汗:“这他妈的比空袭还夸张吧？什么外星人袭击？政府部门脑袋秀逗了吗？嘛,总之,大家快跑,快躲到地下停车场去。” The students in classroom stood sluggishly , without the person who the peace time of tense feeling grows up, the wizard to care about anything to raid, several male students cheer: „Ha, can interrupt to take a test, ha!” 教室里的学生们慢吞吞地站了起来,没有紧张感的和平时代长大的人,鬼才在乎什么空袭,几位男生欢呼道:“哈哈哈,可以中断考试了,哈哈哈！” Several other female students also leave the classroom grinningly, simply does not have the least bit panic appearance. 另外几个女生也笑嘻嘻地走出教室,根本没有半点惊慌失措的模样。 Only then sits near the window, frequently in that under the sunlight reads gentle female student's first standing up that wears the eyeglasses, looked at the watch, will then shift to out of the window, the mouth muttered the said/tunnel: „If I have not remembered incorrectly, after 30 seconds, southeast sky......” 只有坐在窗边,经常在阳光下看书的那位戴眼镜的文静女生第一个站起身来,看了看手表,然后将头转向了窗外,嘴里喃喃地道:“如果我没记错的话,三十秒后,东南方向的天空……” ( PS: This gentle female student in (PS:这位文静女生在 At this time, Chen Huan also jumped, other person did not believe what alien, he was the letter/believes, two big fiendish people believe that all at sixes and sevens superior situations, the alien also believed certainly in firmly, he one jumped, said loudly: „Everyone should not be sluggish, the government announced that the alien came, you also in ink marks what? Hides in quickly underground.” 这时候,陈焕也跳了起来,别的人不相信什么外星人,他可是信的,中二大魔王相信一切乱七八糟的超常事态,外星人当然也是深信不疑,他刷地一下跳起来,大声道:“大家别慢吞吞的,政府都公告外星人来了,你们还在墨迹个啥？快躲进地下。” „Shining, do not go crazy! Where has what alien.” Cai Xinzi laughs. “焕焕,别发神经啦！哪有什么外星人。”蔡心紫大笑。 „Yes!” black left also said with a smile: „Looks at my track athlete after the both legs of exercise, the alien dares to come, I kick it.” “就是！”乌左也笑道:“看我这田径运动员经过锻炼的双腿哦,外星人敢来,我一脚踢死它。” Two people words just, near the window gentle female student pinched the table to favor the time at this point, 30 seconds arrived, she raised the head to southeastern sky one finger/refers, said loudly: „Schoolmates looked quickly, in that side sky had anything to fly.” 两人的话刚说到这里,窗边的文静女生掐着表看好了时间,三十秒到了,她抬头对着东南方的天空一指,大声道:“同学们快看,那边天空上有什么东西飞过来了。” Everyone wells up out of the window, looked at the past to the southeastern sky, the flying saucer that saw only a round tray shape, put from the cloud layer, its flight mode was very obviously strange, on airplane completely different the path with Earth, is delimiting the strange round arc, dropped from the clouds, on the flying saucer projected one bunch of lasers, bang hits in the drill ground. 大伙儿涌到窗外,向东南方的天空看过去,只见一个圆盘子形状的飞碟,从云层中穿了出来,它的飞行方式明显很古怪,和地球上的飞机完全不同的运动轨迹,划着诡异的圆弧形,从天而降,飞碟上射出一束激光,轰地一声打在了操场正中间。 The violent windstorm, in the drill grounds was rumbled a large cave/hole. 飞砂走石,操场中间被轰出一个大洞。 „I scratch! Real flying saucer?” “我擦！真的飞碟？” „Really has the alien?” “真有外星人？” „I bought a watch last year!” “我去年买了个表啊！” „Everyone runs.” “大家快跑啊。” In this, teaches the students to be finally intense, many people frightened compelled ignorant, many people took to one's heels to start to go out: „Everyone runs, hides, if this laser cannon in hitting our classroom, we must be finished completely.” 这一下,教里的学生们终于紧张起来,不少人吓懵逼了,更有不少人撒腿开始向外跑:“大家快跑,躲起来啊,这激光炮要是打中咱们的教室,我们全部要完蛋。” Right now no one ink marks, various scared shitless, escaped again one by one quickly. 这下子没人再墨迹了,各种屁滚尿流,逃得一个比一个快。 The gentle female student this time is unhurried, she is tidying up oneself book bag slowly, muttered: Words that „did not remember incorrectly, we double celebrated the air force of city also to arrive immediately, un , in this school was don't worry safe, only then near drill ground that cafeteria was hit by a missile, other place was all right. So long as I mix to follow to run in one group of distressed schoolmates, will not be remarkable.” 文静的女生在这时候却一点也不慌了,她缓缓地收拾着自己的书包,喃喃自语道:“没记错的话,咱们双庆市的空军也马上要到了,嗯,不用担心,这个学校里是安全的,只有操场边的那个食堂被被一枚飞弹打中,别的地方都没事。我只要混在一群狼狈的同学中跟着跑出去,就不会引人注意。” At this point, she gawked suddenly gawking: Well? Right! At this time I should fall behind intentionally one step, because Chen Huan will turn toward the schoolmates to run, to item that everyone a self-preservation used, should give to fall on rear black left, if I fell on one step intentionally, left also behind, he has very big probability to me, afterward I said did not discard carefully, he should not investigate, I can resist to have that good thing. 说到这里,她突然楞了楞:咦？对了！这时候我应该故意落后一步,因为陈焕会向着同学们跑过去,给大伙儿一个自保用的道具,原本应该会交给落在最后面的乌左,如果我故意落在一步,比乌左还后面,他就有很大的机率会给我,事后我就说不小心丢掉了,他应该不会追究,我就能将那个好东西拒为已有了。 Author message: 作者留言: PS: In October/ten months, asked fellow book friends, and guarantees a minimum the bit the guaranteeing a minimum monthly ticket in hand to me, many thanks. PS:十月了,求各位书友,将手里的保底月票和保底刀片给我吧,多谢啦。
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