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The leafbeautiful scenehehesaid with a smile: „Can have a liking for? Picksoneto go back the warmbed.”
叶美景嘿嘿笑道:“有没有看得上的?捡一个回去暖床吧。”Such remarks, fronttwoflowersandsixflowerstogetherredred painted-face, lowers the head.
此话一出,前排的二花和六花一起红了红脸,低下了头。ChenHuan„pū”spurtedteato come out: „Hey, does the girlplaythisjoke is not good? Severalmenplaythisjokealsoalmost.”
陈焕“噗”地喷了一口茶出来:“喂喂,女孩子开这种玩笑不好吧?几个爷们开这种玩笑还差不多。”„, Is surprised due to ignorance. How can't the girlplaythisjoke?”leafMeijingcasualsaid/tunnel: „Weare not the ordinarygirls, the Middle Eastbattlefield, Yugoslavia, Vietnam, Laosandgolden triangle...... wehave mixed the warwere manywent, in the battlefieldcloud of smoke float over, possiblyflew a shellto deliverto ascend the skyyoumomentarily, insuchenvironment, no oneknows that canlivetomorrow, played a joke? Itoldyou, do not look that thesetwogirlsnoware in pretend shy, theirspoofgot uptime, the old ladiesmissedtheirseveralpoints of crucial moment.”
“切,少见多怪。女孩子怎么就不能开这种玩笑了?”叶美景大大咧咧地道:“我们可不是普通的女孩子啊,中东战场、南斯拉夫、越南、老挝、金三角……我们掺和过的战争多了去了,战场上硝烟弥漫,随时可能飞过来一颗炮弹把你送上天去,在那样的环境下,谁都不知道能不能活到明天,开点玩笑怎么了?我跟你讲,你别看这两小妮子现在假装害羞,她们恶搞起来的时候,老娘都差她们几分火候。”ChenHuanhan, fixed the eyes onto look at the fronttwoflowersandsixflowers, twogirlcheeksare red, the thiefis shy, howto seenotlikeyellowcompartment the person. Hestaredleafbeautiful sceneoneill-humoredly: „Hey, althoughyouaretheirteams leader, cannotbullythem, do not tarnishtheirreputations.”
陈焕汗了一把,定睛看了看前排的二花和六花,两小妮子脸蛋红红,贼羞涩,怎么看都不像开黄腔的人嘛。他没好气地瞪了叶美景一眼:“喂喂,你虽然是她们的队长,也不能欺负她们啊,别败坏她们的名声。”„Aiiyeah?”Leafbeautiful scenesweat: „Hey, whois wrongtowhom, canlook. Whydoes not knowyourfeeling nauseatedbeautiful scene the trough, ifyouinsist onso, Ihave100methodsto hityourface, butyou, have no alternative.”
“哎哎哎?”叶美景大汗:“喂喂,谁对谁错,一眼就能看出来了。不知道你为何要吐美景的槽,如若兄台执意如此,我有一百种方法打你的脸,而你,却无可奈何。”ChenHuan„”covered the face: „Cannot speak the embarrassedwords?”
陈焕“啪”地一把捂住了脸:“能不能不说尬话?”„Good, did not speak the embarrassedwords, spoke some amusing things of thesegirlstoyou. Spoke the properwords.”leafMeijinghmph hmph saying: „The year before last, inYugoslavia......”
“好吧,不说尬话,给你讲这几个小妮子的一些趣事吧。还是说正经话得了。”叶美景哼哼道:“前年,在南斯拉夫……”Shejustbegan, twoflowersoncomplexionbig change: „Team leader, don't......, let alonelistenstoMr.ChenHuan, lost face.”
她刚开了个头,二花就脸色大变:“队长,别……别说给陈焕先生听啊,丢死人了。”„Matter that yourselfdo, but alsoloses face?”leafMeijingdisregardedtwoflowerprotests, hmph hmph saying: „InYugoslavia, Iandtwoflowerschases downseveraldrug dealers, killsthemin the den of drug dealercompletely, thenwhensearchingnarcotics, discoveredmedicine that severalbottlesdo not have the positive result......”
“你自己做出来的事,还敢丢人?”叶美景无视了二花的抗议,哼哼道:“在南斯拉夫,我和二花追杀几个毒贩,在毒贩的窝点将他们全部击毙,然后在搜查毒品时,发现了几瓶没名堂的药……”„Doesn't have the medicine of positive result? Whatmedicine?”ChenHuanda.
“没名堂的药?什么药?”陈焕大奇。„Breast implant!”leafMeijingill-humoredsaid/tunnel: „Ininstruction bookletwritesclever, anythingeatsin the laterthreemonths the bustto increase.”
“丰胸的呗!”叶美景没好气地道:“说明书上写得贼强,什么吃下去之后三个月内胸围变大一圈。”ChenHuansweat: „This......”
陈焕大汗:“这……”leafMeijinghmph hmph saying: „You, ifdiscovered that thistype of thing, howwill process?”
叶美景哼哼道:“你若发现这种东西,会怎么处理?”ChenHuanxiangdo not want to say: „Disregardsanddiscards, orburns down, looked that at that time the mood decided that thisobviousfake medicine.”
陈焕想都不想就道:“无视、扔掉、或者烧掉,看当时心情而定吧,这明显假药啊。”leafMeijingsaid with a smile: „Youguess how sixfloweredgirlsdo process?”
叶美景笑道:“你猜六花这妮子怎么处理?”ChenHuanlistens tothisissue, in the brainto awakeimmediately, the sweatsaid: „Is it possible that......”
陈焕一听这问题,脑子里顿时就一醒,大汗道:“莫非……”Twoflowerfacesonebecame red-hot popular the bottom: „Hey, Team leader! Cannotsay!”
二花的脸刷地一下红透到了底:“喂,队长!不能说啊啊啊啊!”leafMeijinghmph hmphthis: „Twofloweredfellows, do not have the medicine of positive resultto take the chemical examinationthatunexpectedly, truly after eatingnot the deceased person, immediatelyateoneentirebottleto get down.”
叶美景哼哼这:“二花这家伙,居然把那没名堂的药拿回去化验,确实吃了不会死人之后,马上就吃了一整瓶下去。”ChenHuan„pū”spouts an oldblood.
陈焕“噗”地喷出一口老血。Twoflowers„”called out: „Team leader, youreally said that how...... thismattercansay that listened to...... othersto the boyis the curiositygot upat that time, yousaidunexpectedly, Ido not cultivate the behavior.”
二花“啊啊啊”地叫道:“队长,你真的说出来了,呜……这种事怎么能说给男孩子听嘛……人家当时就是好奇心起罢了,你居然说出来了,我不要做人了。”ChenHuanalsobeing sweating profuselysaid/tunnel: „Beautiful sceneyounger sister, thismatterdo not say that listenedtome, was not truly suitableto sayto the bystanderlistens.”
陈焕也满头大汗地道:“美景妹子,这种事还是不要说给我听了吧,确实不适合讲给外人听。”leafMeijinghmph hmph saying: „Youthink that thisdid end? After thisgirltook the strangemedicine, drewoneweek of belly, everyoneridiculed that sheate the counterfeit goods, shealsobelieves in firmly, every daywith the scalesaid that ownchest, was worthy to be calledfully for a halfyear, finallygave updream that turns into the bigchestmonster.”
叶美景哼哼道:“你以为这就完了?这妮子吃了怪药之后,拉了一个星期肚子,大家都嘲笑她吃了假货了,她还深信不疑,每天拿秤称自己的胸,足足称了半年,才终于放弃了变成大胸怪兽的梦想。”ChenHuansweat: „Playssuchin a big way?”
陈焕大汗:“玩这么大?”Twoflowers„” a pitiful yell, buries the brainon the knee, does not get up.
二花“啊”地一声惨叫,把脑埋在膝盖上,再也不起来了。„Got it?”leafMeijinghmph hmph saying: „Comes, youtoldme, was thiswoman the clearlittleyounger sister? Does she have the reputationto ruin?”
“明白了吧?”叶美景哼哼道:“来来来,你来告诉我,这种女人算不算清纯小妹子?她还有名声可以败坏么?”ChenHuanis sweating profuselydrippinglyunder.
陈焕满头大汗淋漓而下。leafMeijingalsosaid with a smile: „Has not ended, previoustimeinMiddle East......”
叶美景又笑道:“还没完呢,上次在中东……”Hears the Middle Easttwocharacters, the drivingsixflowerscalled out pitifully: „Team leader, cannotsay! Cannotsay that Iaskedyou.”
一听到中东两字,正在开车的六花就惨叫起来:“队长,不能说!千万不能说啊,我求你了。”„Object overrule, Imustsay.”Leafbeautiful scenecold-ly snorted and said: „Iandsixspendtwo peopleto assist the local governmentarmyto bandit suppression, inthatgovernmentarmyoneteam of enlisted women, sixfloweredfellows, selectunexpectedlyintentionallytheseenlisted womentake a bath, steals away the clothes of enlisted women...... thenin the woods beside campto throw an grenade, causes the confusion, the result...... the fullcampnude girlrushesrandomly, thatpictureis extremely beautiful.”
“反对无效,我就要说。”叶美景冷哼道:“我和六花两人去协助当地政府军剿匪,那只政府部队里居然有一队女兵,六花这家伙,故意挑那些女兵洗澡的时候,偷走了女兵们的衣服……然后在营地外的树林里扔了一颗手雷,引起混乱,结果……满营裸女乱奔,那画面极美。”ChenHuansweat: „Playssuchgreatly?”
陈焕大汗:“玩得这么大?”„Behindalsohas.” The leafbeautiful scenelets go saying: „She also convenient the clothes of malesoldiers......, therefore, the baremale and nude girls, scurry aboutin the barrackstogether, createdextremelybadvisual effect.”
“后面还有呢。”叶美景摊手道:“她同时还顺手了男兵们的衣服……于是,裸男与裸女们,一起在兵营中间乱窜,造成了极为恶劣的视觉效果。”ChenHuansweat: „Like thisdoesis punished?”
陈焕大汗:“这样搞不会被处分?”„Naturallywas punished, afterwardclosed/passonemonth of confinement.” The leafbeautiful scenelets go saying: „Sheclearlyknows that musteat the confinement, but alsomakes do, thisismost fearful.”
“当然被处分了,事后关了一个月禁闭。”叶美景摊手道:“她明知道要吃禁闭,还一通乱搞,这才是最可怕的。”
The ChenHuansweateighteightplacesflowdownward.
陈焕的汗水八颗八颗地往下流。„The fourfellows on behindthatvehicleare also similar.”Leafbeautiful scenelongsaid/tunnel: „Issomecracks a jokesimply the brutalfellow, notvirtuous young woman, you appearance that ifwas often smiledbythemshylydeceiving, possiblyresulted in the more dead than aliveby the pitmomentarily.”
“后面那车上的四个家伙也差不多。”叶美景悠悠地道:“都是些开起玩笑来简直无情的家伙,一点也不淑女,你要是被她们动不动就羞涩微笑的模样给骗了的话,随时可能被坑得要死不活。”ChenHuanmosweat: „This...... a little......”
陈焕抹了一把大汗:“这就……有点……”„Understands that theirnatural dispositionwords, youcanliftundertheirclearsurface the heart of thatcontamination.”leafMeijinghmph hmph saying: „Allisonecrowdthinks the manthoughtinsanelyfellow.”
“明白她们的本性的话,你就能掀开她们清纯表面下那颗污秽的心。”叶美景哼哼道:“全是一群想男人想疯了的家伙。”Shejustspokethissaying,suddenlyhearstwoflower drumsto have the courageto yell: „Although you are a team leader, Icannotremain silent, Mr.Chen, youdo not look that the team leadercomplainedusto complainherecheerfully, shemostwanted of boyfriend, Itoldyou, weduty that went toJapanto carry outtime, heard that had a shrineto be very effective, so long ashung up the making a vowsign there, immediatelycanfind the boyfriend. Team leaderfellowfirstoverranto hang the sign, younow the words that goes toCapitalto travel, but can also findher the making a vowsign that there usedChineseto write: Ifcanfindoneto loveherboyfriend, sheis willingto showanyashamedpostureto cater tohislikes...... wú......”
她刚把这话说完,突然就听到二花鼓起勇气大叫道:“虽然你是队长,我也不能保持沉默了,陈先生,你别看队长在这里吐槽我们吐槽得欢快,她才是最想要男朋友的那一个,我跟你讲,我们去日本执行的任务的时候,听说有一个神社很灵验,只要在那里挂上许愿牌,马上就能找到男朋友。队长这家伙第一时间就冲过去挂了牌子,你现在去日本京都旅行的话,还能在那里找到她用中文写的许愿牌:如果能找到一个爱她的男朋友,她愿意摆出任何羞耻的姿势来迎合他的喜好……唔……唔……”leafMeijingjumpedto covertwoflowermouthssuddenly, towed the back rowfrom the frontplaceher, then the pressedon the seat, did not makeherset outstubbornly.
叶美景突然跳起来捂住了二花的嘴,将她从前排座上拖到了后排来,然后死死地压在座位上,不让她起身。Twoflowerhurryinggo all outto struggle, butsheobviouslyis not the opponent of leafbeautiful scene, tensecondswere made unable to move. suodoes not have/leave the words.
二花的赶紧拼命挣扎起来,但她明显不是叶美景的对手,不出十秒就被制得动弹不得。嗦不出话。Leafbeautiful scenethentoChenHuandao: „Hehe, thisgirltalked nonsense, Ihave not writtenthatnonsense, myhis mother'sultraacted with constraint, youknow that the beautiful sceneneverdid idle talk, ifyoupretend that has not heardthesewords, the beautiful sceneanother daymusthavea moment agothanksagain.”
叶美景这才对陈焕道:“嘿嘿,这小妮子胡说八道的,我才没有写那种鬼话,我他娘的超矜持的,你知道的,美景从不说空话,若是你假装没听到刚才那些话,美景他日必有重谢。”
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