MGHAS :: Volume #1

#63: English 0 absolutely


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Ha Ha, interesting, interesting.” “哈哈,有意思,有意思。” Su Hao keep it up, the student is not good to bully!” 苏皓加油,学生不是那么好欺负的!” Withers that attire to compel the goods, the father to support you!” “干死那装逼货,老子支持你!” Let the students positive resentment teacher, they definitely cannot do, since Su Hao has raised one's head, what then they also do fear? 让学生们正面怼老师,他们肯定是做不出来的,但是既然苏皓出头了,那么他们还怕什么? Moreover a Chen Xiang teacher, ten minutes called the Su Hao three times, the so excessive behavior, really made the person unable to get used to seeing. 而且陈翔一个老师,十分钟叫苏皓三次,如此过分的行为,实在让人看不惯。 Hello, Su Hao are you good? On your jack of all trades English, is who gives your self-confidence, making you look for the Chen Xiang's stubble?” Fatty Mao said in a low voice. “喂,苏皓你行不行?就你那三脚猫的英语,是谁给你的自信,让你找陈翔的茬的?”毛胖子低声道。 The Chen Xiang although moral behavior is ordinary, but he indeed returns from Britain, the mouthful cockney is really! 陈翔虽然人品一般,但是他的的确确是从英国归来的,满嘴的伦敦腔可是真的! Suddenly, Fatty Mao, at present one bright: „Did you straighten out suddenly? With Leng Yueli suddenly with you 忽然,毛胖子,眼前一亮:“难道说你突然开窍了?就和冷月璃突然跟你” Big brother, I have straightened out, will I also be stumped a moment ago by that goods?” Su Hao unemotionally replied. “大哥,我开窍了,我刚才还会被那货问住吗?”苏皓面无表情的回答道。 Straightens out? 开窍? Elder Brother, I have straightened out, but the issue I straighten out the later English same trash! 哥,我是开窍了,但是问题我开窍之后的英语一样垃圾啊! Wang Xue also frowned, asked in a low voice. Su Hao, you?” 王雪也皱起眉头,低声问道。“苏皓,你行吗?” My English didn't you have the points?” Reply that in a low voice Su Hao unemotionally. “我的英语你心里还没点数吗?”苏皓面无表情的低声回答。 The Wang Xue corners of the mouth pull out, secretly said in the heart: Is because I know in heart, therefore I asked!” 王雪嘴角一抽,心里暗道:“就是因为我心里有数,所以我才问啊!” Su Hao and around her the place for a long time, she to Su Hao is very familiar. 苏皓和她前后座好久了,她对苏皓可谓是十分熟悉。 Other did not say that looks at their tacit understanding, arrives at the class in English, roll-call Su Hao, Wang Xue supports immediately...... 别的不说,就看他俩的默契,一到英语课,点名苏皓,王雪立即支援...... Can imagine, Su Hao is English miserable! 就能想象的到,苏皓是英语是有多惨! Has not needed you to go to ask others for help to help on own initiative, others know that you definitely will strive, directly first helps...... 都已经不需要你去主动求人帮忙了,人家知道你肯定会求,就直接先帮忙...... Chen Xiang's in the eyes is bringing despising, he is the Su Hao's English teacher, what result Su Hao, doesn't he know? 陈翔的眼中带着鄙夷,他可是苏皓的英语老师,苏皓什么成绩,他不知道吗? The test, scores points to depend entirely on the choice and thesis each time. 每次考试,得分全靠选择和作文。 The choice is because can hoodwink, thesis is because collect several sentences to come up, the teacher will somewhat give a same friendship. 选择是因为可以蒙,作文是因为自己凑几个句子上去,老师多多少少会给点同情分。 English perfect score 150, Su Hao high school best one time, English to have hit 87. 英语满分150,苏皓高中最好一次,英语打了87。 Em, 90 pass an examination...... 恩,90及格...... Su Hao stands, leisure walks toward the platform. 苏皓站出来,慢悠悠的朝着讲台走去。 Chen Xiang arrogant has raised head: Come, the chalk gives you, making you write.” 陈翔高傲的扬了扬头:“来,粉笔给你,让你写。” Coming out that you write, I must unable to translate, you are my teacher!” “你写的出来,我要翻译不出来,你是我老师!” Su Hao shrugs, the receiving chalk that does not care about completely, was in front of all people, brushed to write one row. 苏皓耸耸肩,满不在意的接过粉笔,然后当着所有人的面,刷刷写了一排。 Then he is pointing at the blackboard, said. 然后他指着黑板,道。 Was good, Teacher Chen you translate.” “好了,陈老师你来翻译一下吧。” Chen Xiang looks at above English, complexion immediately one cloudy: „Are you are playing me?” 陈翔看着上面的英文,脸色顿时一阴:“你这是在耍我吗?” How possible, I do not have the fellow of teacher's ethics like some, I never play the teacher and schoolmate.” “怎么可能,我可不像某个没有师德的家伙,我从来不耍老师和同学的。” Is word that you write now what ghost?! Isn't that the abcdefg letter?!” “那你现在写的单词是什么鬼?!那不就是abcdefg的字母吗?!” On the blackboard, the white chalk writes abcdefg, is bright and eye-catching. 黑板上,白色粉笔写出来的‘abcdefg’,鲜艳而夺目。 You are not British return? Simple won't such sentence translate?” Su Hao shook the head: Looked at British return not to have anything at the worst.” “你不是英国归来的吗?这么简单的句子都不会翻译?”苏皓摇了摇头:“看了英国归来也没什么大不了的。” Such simple sentence, my junior middle school can translate, or you will study abroad next time, goes to my junior middle school abroad study.” “这么简单的句子,我初中就能翻译过来,要不下次你留学,去我初中留学吧。” Chen Xiang almost been mad smiling makes noise: You turn to me look, this not on English letter? Is any sentence!” 陈翔差点被气的笑出声来:“那你翻给我看啊,这不就英文字母吗?算什么句子!” You acknowledged that you do translate does not come out?” “你承认自己翻译不出来了?” Yes! I acknowledged that you do give me to translate? How makes the person translate to the first letter!” Chen Xiang coldly snorted. “是!我承认,那你给我翻译一下啊?给个首字母让人怎么翻译!”陈翔冷哼一声 Em, good, I like teacher the conduct of this being open-minded, is example that I learn from.” Su Hao smiled, jolts chalk. “恩,好的,我就喜欢老师你这种不耻下问的品行,是我学习的榜样。”苏皓笑了笑,颠一颠粉笔。 The Chen Xiang almost mouth spits the blood, is my this is open-minded? 陈翔差点口吐鲜血,我这是不耻下问? I want to scold you! 我是想骂你! Come, “来吧, Let me direct you well. ” Su Hao takes the chalk, writes under abcdefg that oneself write down. „ A 让我好好指点指点你。”苏皓拿起粉笔,就在自己写下的abcdefg下面写到。“a boy boy can can do do everything everything for for girl. ”( a boy can do everything for girl). girl。”(一个男孩能为一个女孩做任何事)。 split second, in classroom suddenly one static. 一瞬间,教室里面骤然一静。 This is...... English sentence? 这是......英语句子? Wang Xue stares with big eyes, Su Hao gave above abcdefg unexpectedly really to, moreover very neat! 王雪瞪大眼睛,苏皓居然真的把上面的abcdefg都给对上了,而且还十分的工整! although is a little opportunistic, but...... However...... 虽然有点取巧,但是......但是...... He really to! 他真的对上了! Su Hao puts down the chalk, pats chalk ash that has clapped: Was good, I translated, then the teacher you should also keep your promise, gave our students to make a model?” 苏皓放下粉笔,拍了拍手上的粉笔灰:“好了,我翻译出来了,那么老师你是不是也应该遵守你的诺言,给我们学生做一个典范?” Fatty Mao creates a disturbance immediately, following student also one after another creates a disturbance, they do not like this always showing off oneself English, shows off is in itself the fellow who returns from Britain. 毛胖子立即起哄,下面的学生也纷纷起哄,他们也不喜欢这个总炫耀自己英语,炫耀自己是从英国归来的家伙。 Right, Teacher, you are my idol, must set a good example to the student!” “对啊,老师,您可是我偶像,得给学生做个好榜样啊!” Teacher, I thought the appearance that you stand upside down is specially graceful, or do you try?” “老师,我觉得你倒立的样子特别帅,要不您试一下?” „, He will not act shamelessly, owes he is the teacher......” “呐,他不会耍赖吧,亏他还是老师呢......” On Chen Xiang face azure purple: This does not calculate! This radically is not English!” 陈翔脸上青一阵紫一阵:“这个不算!这根本就不是英语!” Em, does not calculate.” Su Hao nodded, was saying to the schoolmate: On teacher , is not only English, there are other essential factors is to also be worth studies.” “恩,不算。”苏皓点了点头,对着同学道:“老师身上不光是英语,也有其他要素也是值得我们大家学习的嘛。” For example this defensive power extremely high facial skin.” “比如这种防御力极高的脸皮。” Schoolmate hear word on the scene, one after another laughs, that arrogant does not make sense, always loudly spoke British US to have in the classroom how well, China had backward fellow how, there is one day of admitting defeat. 在场的同学闻言,纷纷哈哈大笑,那个傲慢的不像话,总在课堂上大讲英国美国是有多么的好,华夏是有多么的落后的家伙,也有吃瘪的一天啊。 Red that the Chen Xiang's face suppresses, takes the chalk. 陈翔的脸憋的通红,拿起粉笔。 This does not calculate that this type radically is not English! You have the skill, you come translator I to write!” “这个不算,这种根本就不是英语!你有本事,你来翻译我写的啊!” He writes on the blackboard: hijklmn. 他在黑板上写到:hijklmn。 Su Hao smiled: Come, I give you to write again.” 苏皓笑了笑:“来,我再给你多写一点吧。” Saying, has then made up opqrst , uvwxyz in behind. 说着,又接着在后面补上了‘opqrst,uvwxyz’。 Then writes below. 然后接着在下面写到。 he he is is just just kidding.( He is cracking a joke) kidding。(他只是在开玩笑) love love must must need need our our patience.( Love needs our patience) patience。(爱情需要我们双方的耐心) quietness quietness remains remains some some trust. trust。UU看书 www.uukanshu.com( during is ordinary, leaves leeway a point each other trust) www.uukanshu.com(平凡之中,留有一点彼此的信任) Then Su Hao finally remaining ( uvwxyz ) encircling, said with a smile: Come, this gave the teacher you, you this translator, I admitted defeat.” 然后苏皓把最后剩下的(uvwxyz)给圈起来,笑道:“来,这个就给老师你了,你把这个翻译出来,我就认输。” Saying, Su Hao abandons the chalk, ease turns back own seat. 说着,苏皓扔下粉笔,悠然的走回自己的位子。 Su Hao, ok, you were fierce!” Fatty Mao laughs, one pats on Su Hao's. 苏皓,行啊,你厉害了啊!”毛胖子哈哈大笑,一把拍在苏皓的身上。 The Wang Xue eye shines, sweet [say / way]: Su Hao, when did you also want this skill?” 王雪眼睛发亮,甜甜的道:“苏皓,你什么时候还要这个本事了?” Hey, small quick-witted.” Su Hao touches the nose. “嘿嘿,一点小小机智而已。”苏皓摸了摸鼻子。 Let alone Wang Xue, in the class and grade other female students looked that Su Hao's look some are not right. 别说王雪了,班级里其他女生看苏皓的眼神都有些不对了。 Surprised, shocks, somewhat worships. 惊讶,震撼,更有几分崇拜。 To the present, all people could look, the Su Hao's translation is not only the pure translation, is two people's dialogs. 到了现在,所有人都看得出来,苏皓的翻译不仅仅是单纯的翻译,更是两个人的对话。 This not only tests English ability, but also needs to be similar the ability that in the ancient times composed the antithesis to a given phrase! 这不仅仅是考验英语能力,还需要类似古代对对子的能力! Must place the ancient times, this is the eternity is absolute! 要放在古代,这就是千古绝对! But such a pair, is full of the love that the daughter family|home has yearned for...... 而这么一个对子,又充满了女儿家向往的爱情...... In this writing, fills romantically! 这文字之中,充满浪漫! Some many schoolmates have put out the cell phone, its racket, then fast passes to the friend circle and forum to come up. 已经有不少同学拿出手机,将其拍下来,然后飞快的传到朋友圈、论坛上去。 Chen Xiang stares with big eyes, stubbornly stares at final ( uvwxyz ), in the mind the innumerable words is combining, but completely is defeated. 陈翔瞪大眼睛,死死的盯着最后的(uvwxyz),脑海中无数单词组合起来,但是又完全失败。 Let alone is his abroad study student, how many these English everybody also has to leaving this English is absolute? 别说他一个留学学生,就是那些英文大家又有几个能对出这个英文绝对的? The looks at Chen Xiang's expression, Su Hao has made up a blade with a smile. 看着陈翔的表情,苏皓笑着补了一刀。 Teacher Chen, you are the preparation such pondered that finishes class?” 陈老师,你这是准备这么思考到下课吗?”
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