Su Hao buddha-nature, with ‚Su Hao’ this status, while with ‚Lord God’ this status, both unifies to sexually harass girl is very amusing matter. 苏皓本觉得,一边用‘苏皓’这个身份,一边用‘神大人’这个身份,两者结合调戏妹纸是很好玩的事情。 For example before, Su Hao the matter that used ‚Su Hao’ to know, by ‚Lord God’ QQ and Gu Shishi chatted, making the self-respect sensitivity increase quickly, after all this percentage hundred held you, just right thinks highly of your object to be extremely rare crisply. 比如之前,苏皓就用‘苏皓’知道的事情,假借‘神大人’的QQ与顾诗诗聊天,让自好感度增加极快,毕竟这种百分百抓住你爽点,恰到好处恭维你的对象太过少见。 Who doesn't like such person? 谁不喜欢这样的人？ Lets like opening with the emperor, Wei Zhongxian and emperor, Li Lianying and emperor...... 就像张让和皇帝,魏忠贤和皇帝,李连英和皇帝...... Well, how is the court eunuch and emperor? 咦,怎么全是太监和皇帝？ cough cough, in brief, this is one can advance the sentimental very much the means. 咳咳,总之,这是一个很能加进感情的办法。 However now Su Hao also from felt troublesome. 不过现在苏皓也从其中感觉到了麻烦。 The reason is very simple, this time, Gu Shishi and ‚Lord God’ simultaneously said a matter to ‚Su Hao’. 原因很简单,这一次,顾诗诗向‘苏皓’和‘神大人’同时说了一件事。 With the same matter, Su Hao must reply two, is good to trouble Oh... 同一样事情,苏皓得回复两遍,好麻烦啊...... However the advantage also has. 不过好处也是有的。 „Su Hao, sorry, was the company requested me saying that a moment ago, luckily you had not agreed that otherwise my crime big......” “苏皓,对不起,刚才是公司要求我说的,幸亏你没同意,不然我就罪过大了......” Su Hao reply: „All right, I have not cared.” 苏皓回复:“没事,我没在意的。” „Hasn't cared really?” “真的没在意？” „Really.” “真的。” Meanwhile. 同时。 „Lord God, do you know? The company requests my pit friend of mine, that person is my manager boss, my although can only make the telephone, luckily my friend not by pit...... You said that he can therefore blame me?” “神大人,你知道吗？公司要求我坑我的朋友,偏偏那人是我经纪人的上司,我虽然只能打出电话,幸亏我那朋友没有被坑......你说,他会不会因此怪我？” Su Hao reply: „Not, you will not have your reason, talked clearly is good.” 苏皓回复:“不会的不会的,你也有你的原因嘛,说清楚就好了。” „Really? Blames me...... I good to apologize to him, what to do did you say me should?” “真的？都怪我......我好想向他道歉,你说我该怎么办？” Su Hao said suggestively: „Or sends a fruit according to the expression apology?” 苏皓支招道:“要不发个果照表达歉意？” These words send, he withdraws immediately. 这句话才发出去,他立马撤回。 shit, almost does. 马丹,差点作死。 „Em? What Lord God did you withdraw?” “恩？神大人你撤回什么了？” „I said that or apologized several, the ritual many people were not strange...... Hit the wrong character a moment ago.” “我说,要不多道歉几下,礼多人不怪嘛......刚才是打错字了。” However this interesting situation finally minority, Su Hao divides the decoration two corner/horn, but must consider that the mood of both sides, makes the effort to be enormous. 然而这种有趣的情况最终还是少数,苏皓分饰两角,还要考虑双方的心情,花费心力极大。 Luckily and ‚Su Hao’ this role is different, ‚Lord God’ brings the characteristics of artist, momentarily can find the excuse to give itself the round words. 幸亏和‘苏皓’这个角色不同,‘神大人’自带艺术家的特性,随时可以找出借口给自己圆话。 Artist what, 21 points, the speech speaks incoherently, is very normal? 艺术家什么的,中21点,说话语无伦次一点,也是很正常的吧？ „Is good to trouble, next time cannot on simultaneously two QQ, back and forth the transformation mood, with double open same Oh...” Su Hao to sigh, the person who writes the novel has simultaneously opens two books, the alias double opens. “好麻烦,下次可不能同时上两个QQ了,来回转换心情,跟双开一样啊......”苏皓叹了一口气,写小说的人有同时开两本书的,别名双开。 Can look from present Su Hao, the person who these double open has the so big disposition, unexpectedly can simultaneously control two roles...... 从现在的苏皓身上就能看出来,那些双开的人是有何等之大的心性,居然能同时驾驭好两个角色...... „Ok, is mentally and physically exhausted, sexually harasses others.” Su Hao thinks that transforms the QQ contact surface to ‚Cute Fox’. “算了,心力交瘁,还是去调戏别人吧。”苏皓想了想,把QQ界面转换到‘萌狸’身上。 „Leopard Cat, I need to comfort, does the previous time beautiful leg send one again?” “狸子,我需要安慰,上次的美腿再发一份呗？” Cute Fox replies quickly: „At the same time! I did not believe you!” 萌狸回复很快:“一边去！我再也不相信你了！” „Yeah, the faith of person and person?” Supplements a sigh with emotion expression. “哎,人和人的信赖呢？”附带一个感慨的表情。 „I do not believe you! Unexpectedly deceives me! Snort!” Supplements an angry expression. “我才不信你呢！居然骗我！哼！”附带一个愤怒的表情。 Su Hao has not added the custom of netizen not knowing, does not have the thoughts to go to look for the netizen on own initiative, no matter previous life this life is so. 苏皓没有加不认识的网友的习惯,也没心思去主动去找网友,不管前世今生都是如此。 Therefore this only never says die Little Fox of good friend is at this time his only netizen who does not know. 所以说这只锲而不舍加好友的小狸狸就是此时他唯一的不认识的网友。 Thereupon, various types the style of society crazily upward attack in the forum and QQ group, which repertoires the opposite party seems like not clear, went by the Su Hao repertoire frequently, finally anger expression salvo. 于是乎,各种在论坛、QQ群里学会的招式都疯狂往上进攻,对方看起来也不清楚哪些套路,经常被苏皓套路进去,最终怒火表情连发。 Su Xiaoyi wears the simple night clothes, lies on the bed, two small feet build in the bedside, swings in a flash. 苏小怡身穿简单的睡衣,躺在床上,两只小脚丫搭在床边,一摇一晃。 „Snort! Damn elder brother .....! To be when good this selling sprouts to sell!!!” Su Xiaoyi grabs the hair, “哼！该死的哥哥.....啊！这种卖萌得卖到什么时候才行啊！！！”苏小怡抓着头发, She thought now one choose this disposition completely is a mistake. With a Su Hao appearance, she also ahead of time prepared the girl disposition, but with ‚Lord God’ the artistry was different, ‚Cute Fox’ must be lively! 她现在觉得自己选择这种性格完全就是一个错误。和苏皓一个样子,她也是提前准备好了妹纸的性格,不过和‘神大人’的艺术性不同,‘萌狸’必须活泼起来！ Otherwise frequently chatted, explained that added his reason on own initiative? 不然怎么经常聊天,怎么解释那么主动加他的理由？ Then to grab the heart of man, she also after inquired several people, decided that joined to love the disposition that sold to sprout! 然后为了抓住男人的心,她又在网上询问几人后,决定加入爱卖萌的性格！ „Really is, can't your this group of men unyielding?!” Su Xiaoyi coldly snorted: „Studies leading character in the Wuxia play to be good?” “真是的,你们这群男人就不能硬气一点吗？！”苏小怡冷哼一声:“学一下武侠剧里的主人公行不行？” „Charming, callous, in addition martial arts excels, has the compassion, has the perseverance, to loving single-mindedly, to......” “帅气一点,冷酷一点,再加上武功高强,有爱心,有恒心,对爱专一,对......” Su Xiaoyi said big pile of requests, then looks at Su Hao's net ID, lightly snorted. 苏小怡说出一大堆的要求,然后看着苏皓的网名,轻哼一声。 „This broken elder brother absolutely does not have the charming appearance!” “这个破哥哥完全没有一点帅气的样子！” Em, with her mind in ‚Perfect Man God’ the disparity was too big...... 恩,跟她心目中的‘完美男神’的差距太大了...... However lowers the head has a look at constantly not in system ..... 然而低头看看无时无刻不在的系统..... Su Xiaoyi sighed, cell phone transmission: „Snort, others pay no attention to you!” 苏小怡叹了一口气,手机发送:“哼,人家才不理你呢！” Em, this sprouts, should sell must sell Oh... 恩,这萌,该卖还得卖啊...... This way of the world, military study Great Master must recognize instigated. 这世道,武学大师也得认怂。 They also chatted a meeting, along with passing of time, the Su Hao's heart slowly is also gentle. 两人又聊了一会,随着时间的流逝,苏皓的心也慢慢平和起来。 Looks at a table, Su Hao said: „Time was a little late, earlier sleeps, tomorrow also matter.” 看一眼表,苏皓道:“时间有点晚了,早点睡觉吧,明天还有事情呢。” He must attend class, wants the symbol, but must the contract that prepares Huang Yuan to make quickly, the matter is a much less., 他要上课,要码字,还要准备黄源很快就会弄的合同,事情有点多。、 „Good night.” The opposite sends in a bye-bye expression. “晚安。”对面发来一个拜拜的表情。 Su Hao is staring at the good night two characters carefully, thinks that transmits. 苏皓仔细盯着晚安两个字,想了想,发送到。 „It is said that is thinking to the person of your good night every day one day wants grass to turn you.” “据说,每天对你晚安的人想着总有一天要艹翻你。” „That, good night.” “那么,晚安。” The supplementary badly smiles the expression. 附带坏笑表情。 Bang! 砰！ „Em? Xiaoyi, how?” A Su Hao brow wrinkle, Su Xiaoyi did every day cause the sound for these days? “恩？小怡,怎么了？”苏皓眉头一皱,这几天苏小怡怎么天天弄出声音来？ He gets to the entrance of Su Xiaoyi room, makes an effort to knock on a door. 他走到苏小怡房间的门口,用力敲了敲门。 „Xiaoyi, what happened? Xiaoyi?!” “小怡,发生什么事了吗？小怡？！” The door opens, Su Xiaoyi is red foot, the whole face is blushing. 房门打开,苏小怡赤着脚丫,满脸羞红。 „Does not have...... Is all right......” Su Xiaoyi's heart slam to jump, UU reads “没......没事......”苏小怡的心脏砰砰直跳,UU看书 www.uukanshu.com www.uukanshu.com Her cell phone fell a moment ago on the ground, sound that sent out the Boss, does not know that can be injured by falling down. 刚才她手机都摔在地上,发出老大的声响,也不知道会不会摔坏。 „How? For these days you a little did not suit probably.” Su Hao frowned. “怎么了？这几天你好像有点不对劲啊。”苏皓皱起眉头。 „Well, was your face so how red?” “咦,你脸怎么这么红了？” „Em, body uncomfortable......” the Su Xiaoyi body is a little coy, said in a low voice. “恩,身体有点不舒服......”苏小怡身子扭捏,低声道。 Blushing on face cannot get down to the present. 脸上的红晕到现在也下不去。 „Blames this Brother bastard! He is all right idly sends that words Oh... scum!” Su Xiaoyi criticizes at heart, is on the face is getting more and more red. “都怪这个混蛋哥哥！他没事闲的发那种话啊......人渣！”苏小怡心里暗骂,可是脸上却越来越红。 Are those words that sends what meaning? What does he want to make to me? 发的那句话是什么意思？他想对我做什么？ But we biological brother and sister! 我们可是亲兄妹！ Not is right, system had said we are not kiss, although has not analyzed in the hospital, however the system words should right...... 不对不对,系统说过我们不是亲的,虽然没有在医院化验,但是系统的话应该没错...... ! I am thinking anything!!! 啊！我在想什么啊！！！ Su Xiaoyi's cheeks blushed, probably thoroughly ripe the apple, the mouth-watering desire drops. 苏小怡的脸蛋通红,好像熟透了的苹果,让人垂涎欲滴。 A Su Hao brow wrinkle, his although not too familiar female student, but can also be able to see the Su Xiaoyi's change. 苏皓眉头一皱,他虽然不太熟悉女生,但是也能看得出苏小怡的变化。 cheeks blushed, the doubtful blood flushes, the body is coy, the both legs clamp, the whole person moves about restlessly...... 脸蛋通红,疑似潮红,身子扭捏,双腿夹紧,整个人不安的动来动去...... The Su Hao brow that looks is getting deeper and deeper, his overstepping Su Xiaoyi secretly, looked at a Su Xiaoyi's room. 看的苏皓眉头越来越深,他偷偷的越过苏小怡,瞄了一眼苏小怡的房间。 Em, in the room does not have the man, is she...... 恩,房间里没有男人,那么就是她自己...... Su Hao sighed, said: „Xiaoyi, you is a female student, this matter...... Inappropriate...... Also is not good to body, you later restrain a point was good.” 苏皓叹了一口气,道:“小怡,你是女生,这种事情......不合适......也对身体不好,你以后还是克制一点的好了。” Su Xiaoyi is startled first, then immediately responded, on face hot as if can emit the steam. 苏小怡先是一怔,然后马上反应了过来,脸上烫的仿佛能冒出蒸汽来。 „He...... He...... He thinks me unexpectedly in...... This damn Brother bastard!” “他......他......他居然以为我在......这个该死的混蛋哥哥！”