Chapter 994 Liu Great God stick 第994章刘大神棍 Liu Yi hears here unable to bear want to clap hands to laugh, the good taoist nun, really to come! 刘弈听到这里忍不住想抚掌大笑,好个道姑,果然来了！ Front to two races the camouflage, here was waiting free! In the incense and candle money contributes most ten people to enter, drinks, my goodness, sentimental all people must contribute the incense and candle money to be good, but except for the first ten people, other people contributed is also Bai Juan! 前面免费给两个人种了障眼法,原来都在这里等着呢啊！香火钱捐最多的十个人入内,喝,好家伙,感情所有人都得捐香火钱才行,而除了前十个人,其他人捐了也都是白捐啊！ „I contribute me to contribute, I contribute 100!” “我捐我捐,我捐一百！” In buddy hand that a migrant worker dresses up is gripping an one hundred dollar bill, forces in merit Dechamps, while said loud. 一个农民工打扮的哥们手里攥着张百元大钞,一边塞进功德香,一边高声说道。 „Hahaha, 100 has anything to be good to show off, I contribute 1000!” “哈哈哈,才一百有什么好显摆的,我捐1000！” Some white-collar walks, directly toward box 1000. 某个白领走过来,直接往箱子里塞了1000块。 „I contribute 10,000!” “我捐10000！” While some white-collar being elated with success time, in the crowd walks to put on the marten skin nouveau riche, puts out the black handbag, extracts one bunch of one hundred dollar bills, throws into the box. 正当白领有些春风得意的时候,人群中走出来个穿貂皮的土豪,拿出黑色的皮包,抽出一捆百元大钞,丢进箱子里面。 These brings in many people of tch tch to express admiration , many people feel powerless and frustrated. 这一下引来好多人啧啧称奇,也有不少人望洋兴叹。 Really, wants „heart honestly spirit”! To let Fox Immortal Empress spirit manifestation, does not have bill is incorrect. 果然,是要“心诚则灵”啊！想让狐仙娘娘显灵,没钞票是不行的。 „I contribute 100,000.” “我捐100000。” Bigger nouveau riche came, a young short person walked, a common gym suit, in the hand puts out a bankcard, asked that „can swipe the card?” 更大的土豪来了,一小矮个走了出来,一身不起眼的运动服,手里拿出一张银行卡,问道,“能刷卡么？” „Ok.” “可以。” Has not thought that the taoist nun holds a pos machine to come, Liu Yi has raised up the thumb immediately, said. 没想到道姑真的捧出一个pos机来,刘弈立刻竖起了大拇指,赞道。 Really is the labor wants friendly its matter to benefit first its! Full that actually this taoist nun prepares, did well including the pos machine! 果然是工欲善其事必先利其器啊！这道姑准备的倒是充分,连pos机都搞好了！ nouveau riche has brushed the card, brings in various of people to envy the envy to hate. Eh Eh, good to hit nouveau riche really! His these much money, but also there are any matter cannot achieve, why also with everybody to snatch this precious quota! 土豪刷了卡,引来众人的各种羡慕嫉妒恨。诶诶,真的好想打土豪啊！他都这么多钱了,还有什么事是做不到的啊,干嘛还跟大家抢这个宝贵的名额啊！ After nouveau riche this mouth opens, the people start to clench jaws, follow the example, has put out own bankcard, contributes the incense and candle with the savings! 土豪这个口一开之后,众人开始咬牙切齿,有样学样,纷纷拿出了自己的银行卡,用积蓄来捐香火！ So long as sends to hope, will have more money to come back! Let alone, many matters, spending cannot accomplish! If can achieve, spending how much money to be good! 只要发愿的话,就会有更多的钱回来的！更何况,好多事情,花钱是办不到的！若是能做到了,花多少钱都行啊！ And a white-collar, has drawn out the savings of lifetime, the preparation is a high official, then fishes! Such person, was looked through the thoughts by Liu Yi, in the heart disdaining. 其中一个白领,就套出了毕生的积蓄,准备当个大官,然后捞回来！这样的人,被刘弈看破了心思,心中十分的不屑。 Greedy, is the natural disposition of humanity. Is thinking greedily, some people progress, some people have walked into the dishonest means that some people were used, cheat. 贪婪,才是人类的本性。正以为贪婪,有人进步,有人走入了歪路,更是有人被人利用,蒙骗。 In this most people are blinded by greed, is really ugly. When they discover was swindled, in turn will attack Fox Immortal Empress Temple, simultaneously not being worth a red cent that all Fox Immortal scolded. 这里面大部分人利欲熏心,实在是丑陋的很。等他们发现上当的时候,就会反过来攻击狐仙娘娘庙,同时把所有的狐仙都骂的一文不值。 An old man puts out his bankcard hesitant, inside to 20 ten thousand Yuan that the son sees a doctor. His son had a weird disease, the body has felt cold, every day lay on the bed does not have the strength to get out of bed, ate meal anything important person to feed continually, but also would speaking the nonsense, night will also get a high fever. 一个老头犹犹豫豫地拿出自己的银行卡,里面是给儿子看病的20万块钱。他儿子生了一场怪病,身体发冷,每天躺在床上都没力气起床,连吃饭什么都要人喂,还总会说胡话,夜里还会发高烧。 Such weird disease, they found many people not to favor, this time arrived at Empress Temple, he wants to send to hope for his son. 这样的怪病,他们找了很多人都没看好,这次来到娘娘庙,他就是想为自己的儿子发个愿。 Fox Immortal Empress is so effective, can definitely cure oneself son's sickness. 狐仙娘娘这么灵验,肯定能治好自己儿子的病的。 However 200,000...... Real one contributes, somewhat does not give up. After all, this money was their old couple sells the house to trade, must leave the son to see a doctor. 不过200000啊……真一下捐出去,真的有些舍不得。毕竟,这钱是他们老两口卖了房子换来的,都是要留给儿子看病的。 Ok, for the son, 200,000 is anything! 算了,为了儿子,200000算什么！ The old man clenches teeth, plan this money Juan. 老汉一咬牙,就打算把这钱捐了。 The taoist nuns smilingly, are holding their pos machine, carried old man's front very much warmly on own initiative. 道姑笑眯眯地,捧着自己的pos机,很热情主动地端到了老汉的面前。 The old man is just about to swipe the card, Liu Yi actually suddenly puts out a hand, has held on his arm. 老汉正要刷卡,刘弈却忽然伸出手,一把拉住了他的胳膊。 „Do you do?” “你干啥？” The old man is somewhat surprised, the heart said that this young fellow does grab my arm to do? None who does not becomes wants to amass money? But he does not know bank password, snatches! 老汉有些惊奇,心说这个小伙子抓着我的胳膊干什么？莫不成是想抢钱么？可他又不知道银行密码,怎么抢啊！ The taoist nuns also frowned, looks strange young fellow who this kills suddenly. 道姑也是皱起眉头来,看着这个突然杀出来的陌生小伙子。 „old mister, your son's sickness can look, but this money may not contribute.” “老先生,你儿子的病可以看,但这钱可捐不得啊。” „, How you know that my son fell ill!” “啊,你怎么知道我儿子生病了！” The old man looks at Liu Yi very surprisedly, does not know how Liu Yi knows this matter! 老汉十分惊讶地看着刘弈,不知道刘弈是怎么知道这个事情的！ „I naturally am know that but she does not know.” “我自然是知道的,而她是不知道的。” Liu Yi was saying, puts out a hand, a finger of that Empress Temple idol, „that is can select the camouflage little demon, old mister should not be swindled.” 刘弈说着,伸出手来,一指那娘娘庙的神像,“那不过是个会点障眼法的小妖而已,老先生千万不要上当啊。” „Your this fellow talked nonsense anything!” “你这家伙胡说八道些什么！” „The lunatic who where comes, do not disturb us to send to hope, goes!” “哪里来的疯子,别打扰我们发愿啊,快滚快滚！” „, We have contributed the incense and candle, do not lose our time!” “就是啊,我们都捐了香火,别耽误我们时间啊！” „Goes!” “快滚快滚！” „Goes!” “快滚快滚！” Various group of troops shouted abuse, Lin Tong was anxious first, stamps the feet to say. 各路人马破口大骂,林彤先急了,跺着脚道。 „You, help you, you so are how mindless!” “你们这些人,帮你们,你们怎么还这么不讲理啊！” The old man is only has not shouted curses, because this young fellow laid bare his in the heart matter, he has to some awes. 老汉却唯独没有叫骂,因为这个小伙子一语道破了他的心中事,他不得不有些敬畏。 „, Stares someone to be pregnant, this I can also.” “诸位,瞪谁谁怀孕,这个我也会。” Liu Yi Haha smiles, then claps gently. 刘弈哈哈一笑,然后轻轻拍拍手。 Suddenly, all people with amazement yelled, because their lower abdomens such roused, including that taoist nuns was so. 一时间,所有人都惊讶地大叫,因为他们的小腹都这么鼓了起来,连那个道姑都是如此。 „Heaven!! I was pregnant!” “天啊！我怀孕了！” „wū wū wū, does not want, I am the Chrysanthemum eldest daughter!” “呜呜呜,不要啊,我还是个黄花大闺女呢！” „Fuck, I am a man!” “卧槽,我是个男人啊！” The crowd is in great confusion, visits them to cry out strangely one group of appearances, Lin Tong then smiles through tears. 人群乱成一团,看着他们怪叫成一团的样子,林彤这才破涕为笑。 „Receives.” “收。” Liu Yi another claps, the bellies of these people received. 刘弈又一拍手,那些人的肚子又收了回去。 Just was Illusion Technique, Liu Yi has Illusion Butterfly Little Cai, therefore was skilled in Illusion Technique, has deceived with ease these people. 刚刚不过是个幻术,刘弈拥有幻蝶小彩,所以精通幻术,轻轻松松地骗了一下这些人。 The people noticed that their belly was also small, this felt relieved that simultaneously looked at the Liu Yi's look to be full of the awe, did not dare to speak carelessly, scolds him not to dare! 众人看到自己的肚子又小了下去,这才放下心来,同时望着刘弈的眼神充满了敬畏,不敢在胡乱说话了,骂他更是不敢了！ This man real natural disposition...... Stares someone to be pregnant, Your mother! was too terrorist! 这个男人真生性……瞪谁谁怀孕,太尼玛恐怖了！ „This, this little brother...... You, can you treat my son's sickness?” “这,这位小兄弟……你,你能治我儿子的病么？” „Easy.” “手到擒来。” Liu Yi Haha smiles, puts out a hand, takes up yellow paper before the temple, then has broken by biting the finger, writes down one string of spells with the blood above. 刘弈哈哈一笑,一伸手,从庙前拿起一张黄纸来,然后咬破了手指,用鲜血在上面写下一串符咒。 After finishing, the wound on his hand healed automatically, surrounding person tch tch expressed admiration. 写完之后,他手上的伤口自动愈合了,周围的人啧啧称奇。 Liu Yi has given the old man this blood incantation, then said that „your son Yang Huo was since childhood weak, body has the chi demon to take possession, naturally will be ill abed, has a fever. You make him bring this spell in body, frequently do not move away, his naturally is well, henceforth the evil spirits do not dare to approach.” 刘弈把这血咒递给了老汉,然后说道,“你儿子自幼阳火就弱,身上有魑魅附体,自然就会卧床不起,高烧不退。你把这枚符咒让他带在身上,时时刻刻不要拿开,他自然就会平安无事,从此魑魅魍魉不敢接近。” „Really, real?” “真,真的么？” The old man is somewhat excited. 老汉有些激动起来。 „Does not believe you to take, brings well to your son, immediately is effective.” “不信你拿回去,给你儿子带好,立刻见效。” Liu Yi he he smiles, „, if not spirit, you will look for here not to donate money tomorrow again and that's the end?” 刘弈呵呵一笑,“如果不灵,你明天再来找这里捐钱不就是了？” „Thanks the little brother, thanks the little brother!” “谢谢小兄弟,谢谢小兄弟！” The old man thanked again and again, held the spell to walk cautiously. 老汉连连感谢,小心翼翼地揣着符咒就走了。 „Did this buddy, I recently daily lose sleep what's the matter?” “这位哥们,那我最近天天失眠是怎么回事？” Before has contributed 1000 took away white, has pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, asked. 之前捐了1000块的白领走了过来,推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,问道。 „Your diehards have been promoted, you do not have. You thought the result that he makes is inferior to you, you naturally can unable to sleep.” “你死党升职了,你没有。你觉得他做的成绩不如你,你自然会睡不着觉了。” Liu Yi is holding the arm, he he smiles. White-collar immediately complexion one white, then has raised up the thumb. 刘弈抱着胳膊,呵呵一笑。那白领顿时脸色一白,然后竖起了大拇指。 „Sir! Uncanny prediction!” “先生！神算！” I am your younger sister, you who the young master look at directly remember. 我算你妹,小爷直接看的你记忆。 Being as deep as a well that Liu Yi installs intentionally, stirs up the awes of more person. 刘弈故意装的高深莫测,惹得更多人的敬畏。 „You said...... What to do I should......” “那您说……我该怎么办……” „Buddy, your money spent the wrong place.” “哥们,你钱花错地方了。” Liu Yi has shown the strip bright way to him, „1000, contribute here, can you be promoted? Do not have a dream, your friend spent 100,000 to crawl to that position.” 刘弈给他指了条明路,“才1000块,捐到这里,你就能升职了？别做梦了,你朋友可是花了100000块才爬到那个位置上啊。” All these are still Liu Yi from the memory of opposite party saw that this buddy knows obviously why has not crawled, actually must go into the temple to make a vow, was too laughable. 这一切依然是刘弈从对方的记忆力看到的,这哥们明明知道为什么没爬上去,却还要跑到庙里来许愿,太可笑了。 Obviously above is leadership of being greedy for money, oneself do not hate to spend, can crawl to be strange. 明明上面是个贪财的领导,自己又不舍得花钱,能爬上去才怪。 The white-collars are red in the face immediately, does not dare to speak. 白领立刻面红耳赤,不敢说话了。 Nearby person is surprised, then starts to ask to Liu Yi. 旁边的人却都惊奇起来,然后纷纷开始对着刘弈发问。 „Sir, my son gains admission to the university, you help him!” “先生,我儿子考大学啊,您帮帮他！” The father is not family education! 靠,老子又不是家教！ „His mathematical class leaning branch, you asked the person to make up mathematical to him to be good specially.” “他数学一课偏科,你专门请人给他补补数学就好了。” „That, Sir, my wife dislikes me to be little...... What to do I should......” “那个,先生,我妻子嫌我小……我该怎么办……” Goes, the master is not old Military Doctor! 去,爷又不是老军医！ „First play did fully, went back to eat this.” “前戏做足了,还有把这个回去吃了。” Liu Yi puts out Huang Jie to give his Rejuvenation Pill, this Rejuvenation Pill is not the treatment uses, but enhances the man virility to use. 刘弈拿出一颗黄杰交给他的回春丹,这回春丹可不是治疗用的,而是提高男人性能力用的。 Before two people, has studied, can focus on the market, is not only only the healthy product! 两个人之前就研究过,能主打市场的,不只只是保健品啊！ It seems like certain can sharpen the masculine ability the medicine, is the sale! 貌似某些能够提高男性能力的药物,也是很热卖的！ Now these medicines in market, for example Viagra, systematic name Viagra, these are the creature medicament, stimulates the potential of person specially. It can be said that overdraws! 现在市场上的那些药物,比如伟哥,学名万艾可,这些都是生物药剂,专门刺激人的潜力的。可以说,是透支！ although pā pā is crisp for a while, but in the future actually will be empty fierce, to old time was more serious. 虽然一时啪啪爽,但往后却是虚的厉害,到老的时候就更严重了。 But Rejuvenation Pill is different, traditional Chinese medicine preparation, the properties of some inside also mesona in inside. These are help the male enhance kidney function, is heavy in recuperation, but is not exciting. 而回春丹则不同,中药制剂,里面还有些仙草的药性在里面。这些是帮助男性提高肾脏功能,重在调养而不是刺激。 The kidney was good, had self-confidently, below nature on powerful. Wants [gold/metal] Qiang not but actually, that is not the issue. 肾脏好,有了自信,下面自然就强悍。想要金枪不倒,那便不是问题。 „Effective?” “有效么？” The buddy meets, asked cautiously. 那哥们接过去,小心翼翼地问道。 „Ate knows that ate also to leave looks for me again, in the market some sold. Rejuvenation Pill, remembered.” “吃了就知道,吃好了也别再来找我,市场上有的卖。回春丹,记住了。” „, Rejuvenation Pill, I have listened......” “啊,回春丹,我听过啊……” Male ** happy, „this thing is out of stock quickly, I did not have the time to do, this time tasted, had the after effect I also to buy really!” 男**喜,“这东西脱销很快啊,我一直没时间去搞,这次尝好了,真有效果以后我也买去！” Liu Yi knows that this is the hungry marketing that Huang Jie does, always emits some unable to satisfy the share of market by far. 刘弈知道这是黄杰搞的饥饿营销,总放出一些远远不能满足市场的份额。 although that now Rejuvenation Pill, the surface sells only then several hundred, what fries in the black-market price is quite high! Tens of thousands some people buy! 现在一颗回春丹,表面卖的虽然只有几百块,但在黑市价格炒的可是相当高啊！几万块都有人买！ Liu Yi had thought Huang Jie not only meets alchemy, the business brains are fierce very! But is main, Rejuvenation Pill has the effect, if no effect, does any marketing to be useless. 刘弈一直觉得黄杰不仅仅会炼丹,生意头脑更是厉害的很！但最主要的,还是回春丹有效果,如果没效果,搞什么营销都没用。 He is really same as the god stick, stands in the crowd, continually solves the problem of people. 他真跟个神棍一样,站在人群中,不断解决众人的问题。 But was unable to continue watching in nearby taoist nun finally, is sharp the throat to say. 而在一旁的道姑终于看不下去了,尖着嗓子说道。 „This little brother, you are wreck the event today?” “这位小兄弟,您今天是来砸场子的么？” Liu Yi smiles immediately shyly, then said with always humbly the sound. 刘弈顿时腼腆地一笑,然后用平生最谦逊地声音说道。 „Yes, do you bite me?” “是啊,你咬我？”