MFIW :: Volume #10

#932: Buddha jumps over the wall


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Chapter 932 Buddha jumps over the wall 第932章佛跳墙 His look pain, the body shivers gently. 他神色痛苦,身体轻轻颤抖。 Your this fellow, any schemes and tricks that also uses.” “你这家伙,又用的什么阴谋诡计。” Ai Ling turns the head to look at Liu Yi, doubts to ask. 艾伶转头看着刘弈,疑问道。 Is all right......” “沒事……” Liu Yi is covering own Chest, only thought that feels weak, does not understand that had an accident. 刘弈捂着自己的心口,只觉得一阵发虚,也不明白是出了什么事。 Probably had any important thing to be sheared from the body to was the same, lets the ache that he could not control. 好像有什么重要的东西从身体中被割离了一样,让他控制不了的疼痛。 Liu Yi complexion turns green, the look must ugly ugly. 刘弈脸色发青,神色要多难看有多难看。 Ai Ling thought that he does not install likely, but the law determined that this is real.[ 艾伶觉得他不像是装出來的,但又法确定这是真的。[ The heart of this man is really makes her not be fully correct, if leaves too nearly, he looks like Black Hole is the same, must attract to pull oneself. 这个男人的心实在是让她猜不透,如果离得太近,他就像是黑洞一样,要把自己吸扯进去。 Therefore, she is went all out maintained the distance, certainly cannot the fool on same working as of this man. 所以,她已经是拼了命才保持了距离的,一定不能傻瓜一样上了这个男人的当。 Only then Liu Yi clearly knows that he is not acting in a play. 而只有刘弈清楚地知道,他不是在演戏。 Quick that this fission pain comes, goes also quick. 这股分裂般的痛苦來的很快,去的也很快。 Roller coaster slowly very steady time, he finally returned to normal. 过山车缓缓挺稳的时候,他终于恢复了正常。 You are not perhaps high.” “你不会是恐高吧。” After getting out, Ai Ling looks at Liu Yi very much strangely. 下车之后,艾伶很奇怪地看着刘弈 How possible, how fears to be high my also Imperial Sword Flight.” “怎么可能,恐高我还怎么御剑飞行。” The Liu Yi heart said this woman also has suspect silly time, how forgot us to come a moment ago.” 刘弈心说这女人也有犯糊涂的时候,“忘了我们刚才是怎么來的吗。” How that was, feigned illness to cause my sympathy.” “那是怎么了,装病想引起我的同情心吗。” Cracks a joke, my grown man, will feign how possibly illness to cause your sympathy.” “开什么玩笑,我一个大男人,怎么可能会装病來引起你的同情心。” Liu Yi curls the lip. 刘弈撇撇嘴。 „The woman liked feigning illness.” “难道女人就喜欢装病了。” My high school, university that meeting military training, does not know that had the how many women child to install to suffer heat-stroke, installs the big maternal aunt to come anything's asking for leave rest.” “我高中,大学那会军训,不知道有多少女孩子装中暑,装大姨妈來了什么的请假休息。” Snort, you know anything, this called girl's privilege.”[ “哼,你知道什么,这叫女孩子的特权。”[ Liu Yi cold sweat, how anything arrived at your mouth to hold true.” 刘弈一头冷汗,“怎么什么到了你嘴里就有理了啊。” Because I originally reasonable.” “因为我本來就有道理啊。” Ai Ling white Liu Yi, played has also played, now should manage your proper business.” 艾伶白了刘弈一眼,“玩也玩过了,现在该去办你的正事了吧。” „It is not good, I now am very weak.” “不行,我现在很虚弱。” Liu Yi hurries to cover own chest saying that how just did not know, this meets me to feel body weakness , if not look for place well cultivation one, feared that did not have including the Imperial Sword Flight strength.” 刘弈赶忙捂着自己的胸口说道,“刚刚不知道怎么了,这会我感觉身体十分的乏力,要是不找个地方好好修炼一下的话,怕是连御剑飞行的力气都沒了。” hey hey, you have sufficed.” 喂喂,你够了沒有。” Stamping the feet of Ai Ling air/Qi, „must open a room to be inadequate.” 艾伶气的跺脚,“难道还要开个房间不成。” Well, Miss Ai Ling is really intelligent clever, such good means made you think.” “咦,艾伶小姐果然是聪明伶俐啊,这么好的办法都让你想到了。” Liu Yi hit a sound to refer, did not have other places, went to the hotel to open a room to be good.” 刘弈打了个响指,“也沒有其他地方了,就去酒店开个房间好了。” Hello, Liu Yi, do not go too far.” “喂,刘弈,你不要太过分。” Ai Ling said indignantly that you must pull my nose to arrive at any degree.” 艾伶气愤地说道,“你还要牵着我的鼻子走到什么程度。” Hello, my Ai Ling woman, I now really am very weak.” “喂,我的艾伶女侠,我现在真的是很虚弱啊。” Liu Yi smiles bitterly, lets my cultivation, under the supplement magic force can always, the Ai Ling woman, should not be overbearing.” 刘弈苦笑一声,“让我修炼一下,补充下法力总是可以的吧,艾伶女侠,应该沒有那么霸道吧。” Snort.” “哼。” Ai Ling no longer spoke, evidently default. 艾伶不再吭声,看样子是默认了。 The Liu Yi heart said that the problem of this sudden, has helped itself actually. 刘弈心说,这突然起來的毛病,倒是成全了自己。 Two people then leave from the amusement park, looked for the family very big hotel to the, the preparation lived. 两个人这才从游乐场离开,到附近找了家挺大的酒店,准备住下來。 „An anteroom.” “一个套房。” front desk of Liu Yi to hotel said. 刘弈对酒店的前台说道。 „An anteroom, cracks a joke, how I can rest a room with you.” “一个套房,开什么玩笑,我怎么能跟你睡一个房间。” Ai Ling shakes the head immediately the rejection. 艾伶立刻摇头拒绝。 We do not sleep.” “我们又不是真的去睡觉。” Liu Yi passes message to Ai Ling, sits in meditation cultivation that's all, what's wrong, you also want to sleep with me.” 刘弈传音给艾伶,“只是打坐修炼罢了,怎么,难道你还想和我睡觉吗。” Liu Yi badly with a smile looked at Ai Ling one, woman, looked your long is so attractive, how thought such is unhealthy.” 刘弈坏笑着看了艾伶一眼,“女侠,看你长的这么漂亮,怎么思想如此的不健康啊。” Whose thought is unhealthy, is you are right.” “谁思想不健康,是你才对吧。” Ai Ling also with passes message instead scolds Liu Yi, „, moreover exercises martial arts can also a person of room, why to want one.” 艾伶也用传音反叱刘弈,“而且练功也可以一人一个房间,干嘛只要一个。” „A person room, good, you did not fear that I ran.” “一个人一个房间,好啊,那你不怕我跑了吗。” Snort, depends on your skill, but also wants to run.” “哼,就凭你的本事,还想跑么。” Ai Ling contemptuously looked at Liu Yi one, although Liu Yi in the heart has not been convinced, but also can only approve the Ai Ling's words. 艾伶轻蔑地看了刘弈一眼,虽然刘弈心中不服气,但也只能认同艾伶的话。 But the strength of this little girl Trans-Realm Master, oneself miss was too far. 这妞的实力可是跨界者,自己差的太远了。 In any case is cultivation, fears anything, does not take off the clothes, has any relations in a room.” “反正都是修炼,怕什么,又不脱衣服,在一个房间有什么关系。” Liu Yi persists in saying. 刘弈坚持道。 What's wrong, the Ai Ling woman is afraid me to raise a rumpus inadequately to you.” “怎么,难道艾伶女侠害怕我对你动手动脚不成。” Cracks a joke, this young miss will fear you.” “开玩笑,本小姐会怕你。” Ai Ling snort|hum, near this young miss magic force, a finger has been able to project on the outer space you.” 艾伶哼了一声,“本小姐法力边,一根手指就能把你打到外太空去。” Why you do not dare with me in a room.” “那你为何不敢和我在一个房间里。” Who does not dare.” “谁不敢了,一间就一间。” Ai Ling has complied. 艾伶一口应了下來。 Liu Yi has turned around, the corners of the mouth have hung up the smiling face of prevailing. 刘弈转过身去,嘴角挂上了得逞的笑容。 Does not believe you on not to wrap. 就不信你不上套。 Ai Ling, has to arrive in the room with Liu Yi. 艾伶奈,只好跟着刘弈一路來到了房间里。 After Ai Ling entered the room, has wrested away the position of bed directly first. 艾伶进了房间后,直接先霸占了床的位置。 I sit in meditation here, you find the place.” “我在这里打坐,你自己找地方吧。” Ai Ling throws down a few words to Liu Yi. 艾伶刘弈丢下一句话。 Good, you are practicing first, I take a bath.” “好,你先练着,我去洗个澡。” Liu Yi was saying, takes off the coat, then turns toward the bathroom to walk. 刘弈说着,把外套一脱,然后向着浴室走去。 Hello, do you do.” “喂,你干什么。” Ai Ling jumped from the bed immediately, then waves, a blood red treasured sword drops from the clouds, inserts on the floor before Liu Yi body, has blocked his way. 艾伶顿时从床上跳了起來,然后一挥手,一把血红色的宝剑从天而降,插在刘弈身前的地板上,挡住了他的去路。 Takes a bath, but can also do anything.” “洗澡啊,还能干什么。” Liu Yi very natural said. 刘弈很自然地说道。 „Your you, you take any bath you.” “你你你,你洗什么澡啊你。” Ai Ling is staring Liu Yi, did not say that wants cultivation to sit in meditation, restores magic force.” 艾伶瞪着刘弈,“不是说要修炼打坐,恢复法力吗。” Right, but now body is the perspiration, is uncomfortable.” “对啊,但是现在身上都是汗,不舒服。” Liu Yi regards that Blood Sword, is smiling to Ai Ling, sits in meditation, naturally wants comfortably.” 刘弈视那把血剑,对着艾伶一笑,“打坐嘛,自然要舒舒服服的了。” You are really immortal cultivator.” “你真是个修仙者嘛。” Naturally was, but now not any magic force, therefore body will be dirty.” “当然是了,只不过现在沒什么法力了,所以身上就会脏了嘛。” Liu Yi expressed own also. 刘弈表示自己也很奈。 I took a bath, cultivation ended, restores magic force to be good.” “等我洗完澡,修炼完,恢复了法力就好了。” Liu Yi, I thought that you are acting shamelessly.” 刘弈,我看你就是在耍赖。” Stamping the feet of Ai Ling air/Qi. 艾伶气的一跺脚。 How this saying said that took a bath also to act shamelessly.” “这话是怎么说的,怎么洗澡还成了耍赖了。” Liu Yi looks at Ai Ling very much strangely, „the Ai Ling woman always does not take a bath.” 刘弈很奇怪地看着艾伶,“难道艾伶女侠从來都不洗澡的吗。” Cracks a joke, how I possibly do not take a bath.” “开什么玩笑,我怎么可能不洗澡。” You also acted shamelessly.” “那你也耍赖了。” You, you are sophistry.” “你,你这是强词夺理。” Ai Ling is nipping the silver tooth, is staring Liu Yi. 艾伶咬着银牙,瞪着刘弈 I speak the truth, I have taken a bath, do not want to be good blindly.” “我说实话而已,我去洗澡了,你自己不要瞎想才好。” Liu Yi has won one game, in the heart happily very much, does not pay attention to front Blood Sword, entered in the middle of the bathroom directly. 刘弈又赢了一局,心中得意的很,不理会面前的血剑,直接走进浴室当中了。 „Do you dare to close.” “你丫敢不敢关门。” Ai Ling waves, blood flies together, has shut in the gate of bathroom. 艾伶一挥手,一道血手飞出來,关进了浴室的门。 Her in the heart is depressed, only thought one have been bullied by Liu Yi. 心中郁闷,只觉得自己一直被刘弈所欺负。 How like this, by the strength, obviously is, by intelligence, is even better, is bullied why actually. 怎么会这样,论实力,明明是自己强,论智力,也是自己更胜一筹,为何却偏偏是自己被欺负。 This Your mother! is unscientific. 尼玛不科学啊。 Listens underwater sound that in the bathroom is hearing faintly, Ai Ling was more depressed 听着浴室里隐隐传來的水声,艾伶就更郁闷了 Has led by the nose by this fellow. 一直被这家伙牵着鼻子走啊。 Really was not feeling well. 实在太不爽了。 When Ai Ling is depressed, a small card has filled from the crack in a door suddenly. 就在艾伶郁闷的时候,一张小卡片忽然从门缝下面塞了进來。 She has gawked, walked, picks up that small card, saw that above writes is setting. 她愣了一下,走了过去,捡起那张小卡片,看到上面写着一排字。 Provides the massage, cures service fully......” “提供按摩,足疗服务……” Her corners of the mouth flash through cunning smiling face suddenly, good, looked how I put in order you.” 她嘴角忽然闪过狡黠的笑容,“好,看我怎么整你。” Saying, she used the plane in room this call. 说着,她用房间里的座机就拨打了这个电话。 Liu Yi took a bath comfortably, is just self-satisfied. 刘弈舒舒服服洗了个澡,正得意呢。 He opens the gate of bathroom, walked, has not worn the clothes, but gathers round the bath towel in the waist. 他拉开浴室的门,走了出來,并沒有穿衣服,而是在腰间围着浴巾。 The Liu Yi's stature is very good, after all has experienced various exercises. 刘弈的身材很好,毕竟是经历过各种锻炼的。 The man lower abdomen has the musculi abdominis is very attractive, Liu Yi is so, this is his pride. 男人小腹有腹肌是很漂亮的,刘弈就是如此,这是他的骄傲。 After he comes out, has not actually seen Ai Ling's silhouette, but can actually feel her aura also in the room. 他出來后却沒看到艾伶的身影,不过却能感觉到她的气息还在屋子里面。 It seems like Little Girl she has hidden away her personal appearance with any method intentionally, any method of also playing. 看來小妞她是故意用什么方法隐遁了自己的身形,又玩的什么手段。 At this time, the doorbell suddenly was pressed to make a sound. 就在这时候,门铃忽然被按响了。 Anyone.” “谁。” A Liu Yi brow wrinkle, asked. 刘弈眉头一皱,问道。 Sir, is room service that you said.” “先生,是您叫的客房服务。” Room service that I said. 我叫的客房服务。 Liu Yi thinks slightly that should be Little Girl calls. 刘弈略微一想,应该是小妞叫的吧。 He waves at will, door opens immediately. 他随意地一挥手,房门立刻自己打开了。 A stature is somewhat plentiful, the woman walked glamorously. 一个身材有些丰腴,浓妆艳抹地女人走了进來。 Her body has as if spurted many perfumes, making Liu Yi feel that some rounds choke. 身上似乎喷了不少的香水,让刘弈感觉有些发呛。 Ai Ling asked this little girl to make anything. 艾伶叫这妞來做什么。 Sir, which massage wants.” “先生,请问要哪种按摩。” After this woman comes, one puts toward side the small satchel, was asking Liu Yi, was the whole body, was the forehead, or cured fully.” 这女人进來之后,把小挎包往旁边一放,然后问着刘弈,“是全身,还是头部,或者足疗。” Massage. 按摩的。 Liu Yi in the heart moves, Ai Ling looked for a massage to oneself unexpectedly. 刘弈心中一动,艾伶竟然给自己找了个按摩的。 Ok, this little girl wants to look one cannot get out, I fear anything, I am a man. 行啊,这妞是想看自己下不來台吧,我怕什么,我是个男人。 That woman facing has only encircled Liu Yi of bath towel, pours also confidently. 那个女人面对只围了浴巾的刘弈,倒也坦然。 Liu Yi lies toward the bed on directly, said. 刘弈直接往床上一趴,说道。 Whole body, gives the master to press well, according to comfortable tip Doha.” “全身的吧,好好给爷按着,按舒服了小费多哈。” Thanks the mister.” “谢谢先生。” Liu Yi in the heart secretly thought, Ai Ling this girl, but also wants to play one with oneself, was too naive. 刘弈心中暗道,艾伶这丫头,还想跟自己玩着一手,太天真了。 Does not massage, has anything. 不就是按摩么,有什么的。 The female rode directly on the Liu Yi's waist, then both hands were scratching some type of oil, was rubbing the back to Liu Yi first. 那女子直接骑在了刘弈的腰上,然后双手擦着某种油,给刘弈先搓揉着后背。 Expression that a Liu Yi face enjoys, but in the air really felt somewhat angry aura. 刘弈一脸享受的表情,而空气里果然感到了一股有些愤怒的气息 Ai Ling was not feeling well. 艾伶不爽了。 To put in order entire Liu Yi, looks appearance that he is panic-stricken. 本來是想整一整刘弈,看他惊慌失措的样子。 Has not thought that he actually did not mind, moreover enjoyment such. 沒想到,他竟然一点都不介意,而且还这么的享受。 It is not feeling well, was not feeling well. 不爽,太不爽了。 Can punish this man with any method. 到底用什么方法才能惩罚到这个男人啊。 But when two person self-satisfied depressed, that rode in the Liu Yi body female, suddenly puts out a hand, has taken off her skirt directly, then grasped Liu Yi, shouts greatly. 而就在两个人一个得意一个郁闷的时候,那本來骑在刘弈身上的女子,忽然一伸手,直接脱掉了她的裙子,然后一把抱住了刘弈,大喊道。 Discourteous, discourteous.” “非礼啊,非礼。” This female screamed loudly that let Liu Yi and Ai Ling simultaneously stares. 这女子大声尖叫起來,让刘弈艾伶同时一愣。 Your mother!, this is any condition. 尼玛,这是什么状况。 But the door was trampled suddenly a foot, obviously this female comes in does not have intentionally related strict. 而房门忽然被人一脚踹开,显然这女子进來的时候故意沒有关严。 Two wore the man of police uniform to walk, stern-faced. 两个身穿警服的男子走了进來,一脸的严肃。 And on a face is also ugly and ferocious-looking, takes the handcuff to beat toward Liu Yi's on directly. 其中一个脸上还都是横肉,直接拿着手铐往刘弈的手上一拷。 In broad daylight plays the hoodlum, returns to the police station to engage in introspection well with me.” “大白天耍流氓,跟我回局子里好好反省去吧。” If the average person, sees this stance, it is estimated that must frighten to urinate. 若是一般人,看到这架势,估计都要吓尿了。 But who Liu Yi is, he sat unhurriedly, saw front these two police brothers. 刘弈是什么人,他不慌不忙地坐了起來,看了面前这两个警察兄弟一眼。 Hey, full of holes. 嘿,破绽百出啊。 Today starts no longer to dig a pit, buries the pit, moreover book crisp writing Weizhu, occasionally is mainly oppressive 12, will not affect the cardinal principle, Demon Emperor, Little Girl, these are the dishes in Liu Yi bowl, will not eat to others absolutely ~ how to retrieve them specifically, we wait ~ 今天开始不再挖坑,一个个埋坑,另外本书主要还是爽文为主,偶尔虐12下,不会影响大体,妖皇,小妞,这些都是刘弈碗里的菜,绝对不会给别人吃的~不过具体怎么找回她们,我们拭目以待~
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