Chapter 6 goes to school immortal cultivation is more important than 第6章上学比修仙更重要 An own night has not turned over , if ordinary, mother has not killed him! 自己一夜未归,若是平常,老妈还不打死他！ But what rejoices, yesterday evening the mother night shift, the father has travelled on official business outside area. 但庆幸的是,昨天晚上老妈夜班,老爸一直在外地出差。 Aunt Liu Yi's is the head nurse in big hospital, although sounds well, but is actually busy. 刘弈的妈妈是大医院的护士长,虽然听起来不错,但却是忙的很。 Night shift anything, is the common matter.[ 夜班什么的,是常有的事情。[ Last night and usually almost, the mother certainly at home kitchen kept the dinner, making Liu Yi go home to eat hotly. 昨晚和平时差不多,老妈一定在家里厨房留了晚饭,让刘弈回家热热吃的。 But Aunt Liu Yi's definitely has not thought that the always clever son, unexpectedly the night does not go home! 但刘弈的妈妈肯定没想到,自己一向乖巧的儿子,竟然夜不归家！ Must only know, Liu Yi definitely takes a beating has not run. 要只知道了,刘弈肯定挨揍没跑。 The Liu Yi's father is a purchaser, rushes about, the day that every month can go home knows how things stand. 刘弈的爸爸是采购员,也是东奔西跑的,每个月能回家的日子都是有数的。 The ordinary small family, does not have strangely what. 普普通通的小家庭,没有什么稀奇的。 Liu Yi is also such in an ordinary household the ordinary high-school student, since childhood was regarded. Is long not gracefully, in the family does not have any money, does not have any power, the brains are also poor, the sur- movement idiot, simply is the three personnel in class and grade. 刘弈也是这么一个普普通通家庭中普普通通的高中生,从小被人视惯了。长得不帅,家里也没什么钱,没什么权,头脑也不怎么好,外加运动白痴,简直就是班级中的三人员。 Such Liu Yi, except for 2-3 good friends, is almost the transparent person is the same in the class and grade. 这样的刘弈,除了两三个好朋友,在班级里几乎都是透明人一样。 But is also such Liu Yi, has met such Little Fox Immortal unexpectedly! 但也是这样的刘弈,竟然遇到了这么一个小狐仙！ Moreover turned into „Amorous Ripple Hand” his right hand hateful Little Fox Immortal! 而且还是把他右手变成了“春心荡-漾手”的可恶的小狐仙！ Your mother!! 尼玛呀！ Must like this! 要不要这样啊！ Old paper right hand also has very big use! 老纸这右手还有很大的用处啊！ Such gave the old paper to discard! 就这么给老纸废掉了么！ Liu Yi looks at own right hand, wants the crying tears. 刘弈看着自己的右手,就欲哭泪。 Like this, what to do his life should! 这样以后他的生活该怎么办啊！ Did not mess up! 不都乱套了么！ „This Amorous Ripple Hand, many people were seeking the this young miss study in the past, this young miss has not taught. So soaks younger sister divine tool, how you also shut out!” “这春心荡-漾手,当年多少人求着本小姐学,本小姐都没有教。如此的泡妹神器,你怎么还嫌弃上了！” Lin Tong this Little Fox float in front of Liu Yi's, holds a pair of former claw to ask puzzled. 林彤这小狐狸漂浮在刘弈的面前,抱着一对前爪不解地问道。 „You know whatever! My this right hand, the use is very big!”[ “你知道神马！我这右手,用处很大的！”[ Liu Yi puts on a long face, „can cancel? I do not want!” 刘弈哭丧着脸,“能不能取消掉？我不想要啊！” „This naturally......” “这当然……” Lin Tong is just about to speak, suddenly a that adorable small eye revolution, then said. 林彤正要说话,忽然那可爱的小眼睛一转,然后说道。 „Naturally is not good, you must cultivation, be able to untie this Amorous Ripple Hand. Otherwise, you can only bring for a lifetime!” “当然不行了,你必须自己修炼,才能解开这春心荡-漾手。不然,你只能带着一辈子了！” The Lin Tong's words, to Liu Yi, doubt to be equal to a bolt from the blue. 林彤的话,对刘弈来说,疑等于一个晴天霹雳。 The Liu Yi whole person was silly. 刘弈整个人都傻掉了。 Wants immortal cultivation really? 难道,真要修仙吗？ But this Lin Tong looks like...... It is not very reasonable appearance! 可是这林彤看起来……并不是很靠谱的样子啊！ „Was clever, so long as you obediently with the this young miss study, this immortal cultivation is not really difficult!” “乖了,你只要乖乖跟着本小姐学,这修仙真的一点都不难！” Lin Tong tempts unceasingly - is puzzled Liu Yi, „, so long as followed this young miss, later wraps drinks spicily, picks up the little girl who you are popular not to need to worry that does not use sorrow the younger sister......” 林彤不断地诱-惑着刘弈,“只要跟了本小姐,以后包你吃香的喝辣的,泡妞不用愁,把妹不用忧……” Listens likely with mixing the organized crime! 怎么听着像是跟着混黑社会呢！ Liu Yi this at heart, perturbed. 刘弈这心里,七上八下的。 But when he hesitates, cell phone has made a sound suddenly. 而就在他犹豫的时候,手机突然响了起来。 Liu Yi that cell phone ting of coming frightens quickly grasps the meaning of something, annoyed the Lin Tong's ridicule. 突然而来的手机铃声吓的刘弈一激灵,又惹来了林彤的嘲笑。 „, The coward, the cell phone ting can frighten this appearance you! You can also not have prospects! It seems like that this young miss must teach you many also......” “切,胆小鬼,手机铃声都能把你吓成这个样子！你还能有什么出息！看来,本小姐要教你的还很多……” Lin Tong whispered at heart, received a coward to be in addition big idiot, later may have the hard times that. 林彤心里嘀咕道,收了个胆小鬼外加大笨蛋,以后可有的苦日子了。 But in order to was extricated by own avatar , can only teach this idiot! 但为了能让自己真身解脱出来,也只能教这个白痴了！ this young miss in his body, can help his cultivation in luckily unceasingly. Otherwise, if by this mortal idiot perception, can successfully open first star jade in one year, entered Mortal Tier Low-Grade to be good! 幸好本小姐在他的身体里,可以在里面不断的帮他修炼。否则,要是以这凡人笨蛋的悟性,能在一年内顺利打开第一个星璇,进入人阶下乘就不错了！ Oh, oneself were really too bad luck! 唉,自己真的是太倒霉了！ first time descends the mountain to absorb qi essence, has met Immortal Realm Fairy Maiden, then own seal in the right hand of this mortal! 第一次下山吸取精元,就遇到了一个仙界的仙女,然后把自己封印在这个凡人的右手里！ Hateful hateful! 可恶啊可恶！ Who knows that this hate(ful) mortal, usually makes whatever with the right hand![ 谁知道这讨厌的凡人,平时都用右手做神马啊！[ Was upset! 闹心死了！ Hurrying makes this person enter martial cultivation intermediate stage, oneself can leave his seal smoothly! 赶紧让这人进入武修中期,自己就能够顺利离开他的封印了！ „You said anything! Older possible Zha Zao to study by oneself? You see him, on personal servant Director said that I went to toilet, my this went back, this went back!” “你说啥！老班可能查早自习？你看到他,就跟班主任说我去厕所了,我这就回去,这就回去！” Liu Yi frightens the both legs to shiver. 刘弈吓得双腿颤抖。 But their class Director famous severity, is the given name makes a sound in the school dāng dāng! 他们班主任可是有名的严厉,那在学校里都是名号响当当的！ Liu Yi does not want by own class of Director corporal punishment! 刘弈可不想被自己班主任体罚！ When the time comes is in front of all students, punishes oneself anything maliciously, that may lose face. 到时候当着全班学生的面,狠狠处罚自己什么的,那可就丢大人了。 In the face of other people disgraced. 在其他人面前丢人就算了。 But if in front of Ma Yixuan disgraced, that Liu Yi may really unable to gain ground. 但若是在马艺璇面前丢人,那刘弈可就真的抬不起头来了。 Even if were exploded chrysanthemum (asshole) in the next door by others, cannot in the face of the goddess by person fan mouth. 就算在隔壁被别人爆菊花,也不能在女神面前被人扇嘴巴。 This is hangs the silk axiom. 这是吊丝的至理名言。 „Come, the show year, making this young miss guide you to enter the immortal cultivation mysterious world!” “来吧,骚年,让本小姐引导你进入修仙的神奇世界吧！” Lin Tong is confident, has mind filled with the hesitation, prepares to go all out a time, Liu Yi actually shouts. 林彤信心满满,满腹踌躇,准备大干一场的时候,刘弈却嚷道。 „Must be finished must be finished! I must return to the school, the immortal cultivation matter, from now on will say again!” “要完蛋了要完蛋了！我要回学校,修仙的事情,过后再说吧！” Then, Liu Yi is taking to one's heels to run toward the park outside. 说完,刘弈撒丫子就往公园外面跑。 He must hurry to go by car, does not hurry to return to the school, he really must die! 他要赶着去坐车,不赶紧回学校,他就真的要死定了！ Was punished by class Director, then loses face in front of Ma Yixuan, finally must look for the guardian! 被班主任罚,然后在马艺璇面前丢脸,最后还要找家长！ Cries! Then died on the real tragedy! 哭啊！那就真的悲剧死了！ Liu Yi slightly ran crazily, rushed to by the bus stop, waited for the car(riage) to go to the school. 刘弈疯狂地一阵小跑,跑到了公交车站旁边,等一路车去学校。 „hey hey hey, your this fellow, how can interrupt the speech of this young miss! Told you, this young miss later may be your master, must respect to the master! Also, any matter can compared with putting this young miss leaves...... Can be more important than immortal cultivation!” “喂喂喂,你这家伙,怎么可以打断本小姐的说话！告诉你,本小姐以后可就是你师父了,对师父要尊重！还有,什么事情能够比放本小姐出……能够比修仙还重要！” „Goes to school, goes to school is more important than immortal cultivation!” “上学,上学就比修仙重要！” Liu Yi stands in the public transportation platform, said seriously. 刘弈站在公交站台上,郑重其事地说道。 „Does not go to school, does not have school record! Does not have the school record, cannot look for the work! Has not worked, cannot marry the wife! Cannot marry the wife, could not have the kid! Could not have the kid, cannot make go to school......” “不上学,就没学历！没学历,就不能找工作！没工作,就娶不到老婆！娶不到老婆,就生不了娃！生不了娃,就不能让娃上学……” „Mortal, your life is a cup has!” “凡人,你的人生就是个杯具！” Lin Tong cannot bear scold, „luckily you have met this young miss, this young miss is the referring to beacon light of your life, future ascendent......” 林彤忍不住数落,“幸亏你遇到了本小姐,本小姐就是你人生的指明灯,未来的幸运星……” „Fuck, was finished! The father has not gone home, body has not sat the fare! Heaven!, Big Sister Fox Immortal, runs into you, my person returns alive Your mother! is a tragedy!” “卧槽,完蛋了！老子没回家,身上没有坐车钱！天啊,狐仙姐姐,遇到你,我的人生还尼玛是个悲剧啊！”