Mysterious function of Chapter 54 breathing technique 第54章呼吸术的神奇作用 „Liu Yi, you told me you to be at the medicine that which website bought!” “刘弈,你就告诉我你在哪个网站买的药吧！” Several days later, Chen Cai cannot bear finally in finishing class holds on the Liu Yi's arm, a face hidden bitterness said to him. 几天之后,陈才终于忍不住在下课的时候拉住刘弈的胳膊,一脸幽怨地对他说道。 „What medicine? you’re impotent!?” “什么药？你下面不行了？” Liu Yi cannot bear tease.[ 刘弈忍不住调侃道。[ „Get lost thickly, under you are not good!” “滚粗,你下面才不行了！” Chen Cai looks at Liu Yi immediately with clenched jaws, then lowered the sound to say. 陈才顿时咬牙切齿地看着刘弈,然后压低了声音说道。 „You did not say immortal cultivation anything...... Your that wrap broken cultivation technique I have practiced many days...... An effect does not have! You in pit I! Liu Yi, we are the diehards, you cannot such pit I! At crucial moment, you must pull brothers one!” “你丫不说修仙什么的吗……你那套破功法我练了多少天了……一点效果都没有！你丫就是在坑我！刘弈,咱俩可是死党,你不能这么坑我！关键时候,你要拉扯兄弟一把啊！” Chen Cai also piteous said that „looks in many years of close friend share...... Not no matter brothers, right?” 陈才又可怜兮兮地说道,“看在多年基友的份上……不会不管兄弟的,对吧？” „That cultivation technique is indeed feasible...... But possibly you do not have no immortal cultivation talent.” “那功法的确是可行的……但可能你没有什么修仙的天赋。” Liu Yi has to tell own words Lin Tong, the original design has given Chen Cai. 刘弈只好把林彤告诉自己的话,原样送给了陈才。 „wū wū wū, I, no matter, I must be so fierce like you!” “呜呜呜,我不管,我就要像你那么厉害！” Chen Cai is drawing the Liu Yi's arm, acts like a spoiled brat unexpectedly. 陈才拉着刘弈的胳膊,竟然还撒起娇来。 Liu Yi this cold sweat...... 刘弈这个冷汗啊…… Nearby many male student female students also direct. 旁边好多男生女生也纷纷指指点点。 „Oh...... I said how Liu Yi cannot have a liking for me...... Originally his is gay......” “唉……我说刘弈怎么看不上我……原来他是个gy……” The sighing sound of one side fat little girl, sneaked in the Liu Yi's ear. 一旁胖妞的叹气声,也钻进了刘弈的耳朵。 Fuck me, sex orientation was suspected, this how! 我勒个草,性取向都被怀疑了,这怎么可以！ He extends the left hand hastily, patted the Chen Cai's claw. 他连忙伸出左手,拍掉了陈才的爪子。 „Big brother...... Talent is everyone is inherent...... I am not Divine Immortal , helping you......” “大哥……天赋这个是每个人与生俱来的……我又不是神仙,怎么帮你啊……” „That what to do! Do you know that I looked the class flower of upper bulkhead class was very long! Did not dare confession!” “那怎么办！你知道不知道,我看上隔壁班的班花很久了！一直都不敢表白啊！” Chen Cai sighed suddenly. 陈才忽然叹了口气。 „Ha?” “哈？” Liu Yi is surprised, looks own shares a table and close friend to ask, „did you have a fever? Not like!”[ 刘弈大吃一惊,看着自己的同桌兼基友问道,“你发烧了？不像啊！”[ „Get lost thickly, you had a fever! Is the father normally very good!” “滚粗,你才发烧了！老子很正常好不好！” „Your Chen Cai do not pick up completely the world beautiful woman, won't be going one way to the end?” “你陈才不是要泡尽天下美女,不会在一棵树上吊死吗？” Liu Yi said with a smile, „how also to stare at others class to be colored! This not like you!” 刘弈笑道,“怎么还盯上人家班花了！这不像你啊！” „Oh, loose was so long, was tired, was void, therefore wants to ask a woman to approach shore.” “唉,风流了这么久,累了,也空虚了,所以想找个女人靠岸了。” Chen Cai said spookily. 陈才幽幽地说道。 Liu Yi is drinking water, hears this saying, immediately could not bear one all spurt, spurted directly on the Chen Cai's face. 刘弈正喝水,听到这话,顿时忍不住一口全喷了出来,直接喷在陈才的脸上。 Chen Cai's expression hidden bitterness. 陈才的表情更加幽怨了。 „Hugs, sorry...... Hahaha...... I, I have not borne......” “抱,抱歉……哈哈哈……我,我就是没忍住……” Liu Yi is covering the belly, keeps laughing. 刘弈捂着肚子,笑个不停。 „You are the fountain......” “你丫是喷泉么……” Chen Cai scratches to turn one's face on water with the paper goods, stared Liu Yi several wickedly. 陈才用纸巾擦掉脸上的水,恶狠狠地瞪了刘弈好几眼。 „Can't father have the miss of liking?” “老子就不能有个喜欢的姑娘啦？” „Can be able the energy, naturally to be able, whose to be Ah?” “能能能,当然能了,是谁啊？” „Wang Yuzheng of next door key experiment class!” “隔壁重点试验班的王语筝！” „Who is that?” “那是谁？” Liu Yi blinks the eye, does not have the appearance of impression completely. 刘弈眨巴眨巴眼睛,一副完全没印象的样子。 „, Are you really a male student?” “靠,你真的是一中的男生吗？” Chen Cai cannot bear the complaint, „also right, your beforehand eyeball stares in Ma Yixuan's body, the matters of other female students, you have not paid attention.” 陈才忍不住抱怨,“不过也对,你以前的眼珠子都盯在马艺璇的身上,其他女生的事情,你都没怎么关注。” „......” “……” Liu Yi cannot bear silent. 刘弈忍不住沉默。 Ma Yixuan several days have not come to attend class, do not know that were on that day by oneself scaring. 马艺璇好几天没来上课了,也不知道是不是那天被自己给吓坏了。 But Ma Yuanyuan is also very long has not come to the home secretly, does not know that is any situation.[ 而马媛媛也很久没偷偷来自己家中,也不知道到底是个什么情况。[ „This Wang Yuzheng, is the big beautiful women of experimental classes!” “这王语筝,可是实验班的大美女啊！” Chen Cai told Liu Yi, „, moreover with Murong Die, Wang Lele these wealthy girls different...... The Wang Yuzheng family condition is very ordinary, heard that list relatives by marriage courtyard, the manner is amiable, is good to contact...... However also because of so, me heard that she has been pestered by feudal bully Lin Huayang of their class and grade. I want to change fierce, to level this Lin Huayang!” 陈才告诉刘弈,“而且和慕容蝶啊,王乐乐这些富家女不同……王语筝家庭条件挺一般的,听说还是单亲家庭,为人随和,好接触……不过也正是因为如此,我听说,她被他们班级的恶霸林华阳一直纠缠。我想变厉害点,就是为了摆平这个林华阳！” „Lin Huayang?” “林华阳？” Liu Yi thinks that suddenly has recorded, „the son of that principal?” 刘弈想了想,忽然记了起来,“那个校长的儿子？” „Right , he depends oneself father is a principal, is domineering and tyrannical in the school!” “没错,就他,仗着自己老子是校长,在学校横行霸道的！” Chen Cai layer on layer nods, „he pursues Wang Yuzheng specially barbarically, every day is entangling her, lets serious that Wang Yuzheng is sick of! If I can level Lan He like you, levels Lin Huayang, that can definitely ask for the Wang Yuzheng's favor!” 陈才重重地点点头,“他追求王语筝特别的野蛮,每天缠着她,让王语筝厌烦的不得了！如果我能像你摆平蓝和似的,摆平林华阳,那肯定能讨得王语筝的欢心！” „...... I feel this school well suddenly complex......” “……我感觉这个学校突然好复杂……” Liu Yi cannot bear say. 刘弈忍不住说道。 „Liu Yi, Boss! Later you were my Boss good!” “刘弈,老大！以后你就是我老大了行不行！” Chen Cai said that „, so long as Boss is willing to pull me, the little brother gives your horse and ox, helping your masturbate be good!” 陈才说道,“只要老大愿意拉扯我,小弟给你做牛做马,帮你撸管都行！” „Fuck off!” “滚粗！” A Liu Yi heavy line, this Chen Cai simply is a funny guy. 刘弈一头的黑线,这陈才简直就是个活宝。 However likes the girl not having the mistake, oneself on were not good to like Ma Yixuan in the past. 不过喜欢女孩子也没有过错,自己当年不就好喜欢马艺璇么。 If Ma Yixuan is willing to give at that time an opportunity, perhaps, oneself were also not now this appearance. 如果当时马艺璇愿意给自己一个机会,或许,自己也就不会是现在这个样子了。 The destiny, sometimes is really very marvelous. 命运啊,有时候真的是很奇妙的。 „Boss...... asked you, you helped little brother one......” “老大……求求你,你就帮小弟一把吧……” Chen Cai implored urgently. 陈才苦苦哀求。 „This...... I cannot help.” “这个……我真帮不上忙啊。” Liu Yi raises hand to pledge that „my Liu Yi pledged, gives your cultivation technique absolutely real, with matter that you said also real, if there is a least bit lie, my Liu Yi lifelong does not lift!” 刘弈举起手来发誓,“我刘弈发誓,交给你的功法绝对是真的,和你说的事情也是真的,如果有半点假话,那我刘弈就终身不举！” „Fuck! this pledge too Your mother! savage!” “卧槽！这个誓言太尼玛凶残了！” Chen Cai had a scare, firmly believes to the Liu Yi's words now. 陈才吓了一跳,对刘弈的话现在是坚信不移了。 The men indeed carelessly will sometimes pledge. 男人有时候的确会胡乱发誓。 But pledged with oneself life-long luck! Was certainly absolutely true! 但拿自己终生性福来发誓！一定是千真万确了！ Which man will not crack a joke with the natural luck of oneself lower part...... 哪个男人也不会拿自己下半身的性福来开玩笑…… „That what to do...... My Chen Cai is doomed wretchedly life-long......” “那怎么办……难道我陈才注定孤苦终生么……” „Sweat...... Doesn't have other me to help your?” “汗……难道没有其他我能帮你的么？” Liu Yi looks at Chen Cai that plaintive appearance, the comfort said hastily that „perhaps also has other means......” 刘弈看陈才那哀怨的模样,连忙安慰道,“说不定还有其他的办法……” „Means...... Has one actually!” “办法……倒是有一个！” Chen Cai suddenly eye one bright, then said that „Wang Yuzheng that conservative girl...... Definitely likes quite conservative pursue style!” 陈才忽然眼睛一亮,然后说道,“王语筝那么保守的女孩子……肯定喜欢比较保守的追求方式！” He claps, „right, I must write a love letter to give her...... However Lin Huayang to is very tight, generally the male student who she looks will take a beating close...... Boss, this delivers the love letter the matter, asked you!” 他一拍手,“对了对了,我要写封情书交给她……不过林华阳对她看的很紧,一般男生接近都会挨揍……老大,这个送情书的事情,就拜托你啦！” „Good...... This I can help.” “好吧……这个我能帮忙。” Liu Yi nods. 刘弈点点头。 How to say again that Chen Cai is also own good friend, his matter can help on the multi- gangs. 再怎么说,陈才也是自己的好朋友,他的事情自己能多帮就多帮。 When are lowest, Chen Cai also always supports own. 在自己最低落的时候,陈才也从来是支持自己的。 „Good, how my this class one has written the love letter on the research! Yeah, other my Chen Cai although aspects could not compare Boss you, but in writing the love letter quite had the attainments! My this big Love Saint goes into action, a love letter is also not easy!” “太好了,那我这节课就研究一下怎么写情书！哎,我陈才虽然其他方面比不上老大你了,但在写情书上还是颇有造诣的！我这大情圣出马,一封情书还不是手到擒来的么！” Saying, Chen Cai was lying to the table on writes with vigor, starts to study his love letter strategy. 说着,陈才就趴到桌子上奋笔疾书,开始研究他的情书策略去了。 But Liu Yi also sat, starts earnestly the red qi class of cultivation within the body. 而刘弈也坐了下来,开始埋头修炼体内的红色气流。 white qi flows him not to need to manage, oneself can cultivation. 白色气流他不用管,自己就能修炼。 But red qi flowed has needed him to sit in meditation aura of revolution within the body, unceasing circulation small Heaven Cycle, Great Heaven Cycle, or harvested girl's good sensitivity, can strengthen. 而红色气流了则需要他打坐运转体内的气息,不断的循环小周天,大周天,或者收获女孩子的好感度,才能够强化。 Reason that this class Liu Yi has not entered virtual environment , because this class is their class Director class. 这节课刘弈之所以没进入灵识虚境,是因为这节课是他们班主任的课。 On the older class dares to nap...... 上老班的课敢打盹…… That does not wait to like pulling out! 那不是等着爱抽么！ Quick, attending class bell has hit. 很快,上课铃打了起来。 Liu Yi's class Director, a 50-year-old middle-aged female clamps the textbook to walk. 刘弈的班主任,一个50多岁的中年女子夹着教科书走进来。 Liu Yi's class Director is English teacher, is the English, is mathematical, to Liu Yi, is the book from heaven. 刘弈的班主任是英语老师,论是英语,还是数学,对刘弈来说,都是天书。 Especially their class any one comes, announced directly a matter, makes all student feelings be similar to instantaneously doomsday arrives. 尤其他们班任一进来,直接宣布了一件事情,瞬间让所有的学生感觉如同末日降临。 „Gives you under ten minutes of back the 13 th class text, after ten minutes, I must test your recitations, going back that cannot complete copies 30.” “给你们十分钟背下第13课的课文,十分钟之后我要考你们的背诵,完不成的回去抄30遍。” „......” “啊……” doomsday finished, Hell approaches. 末日结束,地狱来临。 Cannot attend to own love letter including Chen Cai, mouth long Boss, a frog is likely common. 连陈才都顾不上自己的情书,嘴巴长的老大,像个蛤蟆一般。 „Ten minutes...... Teacher, this text good long......” “十分钟……老师,这篇课文好长的……” Chen Cai the mouth, then complained one. 陈才吧嗒吧嗒嘴,然后抱怨了一句。 „Chen Cai, gives you 15 minutes, cannot recite to copy 50.” “陈才,给你15分钟,背诵不出来抄50遍。” Smiles to Chen Cai older temperately, Chen Cai direct fell silly. 老班温和地对陈才笑笑,陈才直接傻掉了。 Fuck me...... the second kills! 我勒个草……秒杀啊！ Liu Yi hurries to be the same with the person who other preparations complained, opened English book to go all out to start to remember! 刘弈赶忙和其他准备抱怨的人一样,翻开英语书来拼命开始记忆！ Your mother! good long big section text, they not to end up to turn out with a Chen Cai fate! 尼玛好长一大段课文,他们可不想落得跟陈才一个下场啊！ „How didn't you sit in meditation cultivation?” “你怎么不打坐修炼了？” Lin Tong felt that Liu Yi gave up cultivation, flies hastily from his spiritual sense, changes to the Little Fox appearance, falls on his school desk, reads near foot that English book. 林彤感觉到刘弈放弃了修炼,连忙从他的灵识中飞出来,化作小狐狸的样子,落在他的课桌上,看着脚边的那本英语书。 „Do you know that your present situation may be very dangerous! That white clothing female does not know where is staring at you, you cannot relax cultivation!” “你知道不知道,你现在的情况可挺危险！那个白衣女子不知道在哪里盯着你呢,你一刻都不能放松修炼啊！” The Lin Tong reminder said. 林彤提醒道。 „Compared with that white clothing beautiful woman...... Copies the text is genuine disaster......” “和那个白衣美女比起来……抄课文才是真正的灾难啊……” Does Liu Yi smiles bitterly, the eye wink is staring at Na Ying language text. 刘弈苦笑一声,眼睛一眨不眨地盯着那英语课文。 Your mother!...... good long one pile of words...... 尼玛……好长的一堆单词啊…… Moreover inside many English word Liu Yi did not know that he can only look at the same time one looks for the fresh vocabulary to label from behind! 而且里面好多英语单词刘弈都不认识,他只能一边看一遍从后面找生词表标注出来！ But as the matter stands, ten minutes...... Cannot carry to be good! 可是这样一来,十分钟……根本就背不下来好不好！ Older, you are the murder! 老班,你这是杀人啦！ Liu Yi only dares at heart the complaint. 刘弈只敢在心里抱怨下了。 „idiot...... you were the person of immortal cultivation, how this thing will baffle you!” “笨蛋……你都是修仙之人了,这点东西怎么会难倒你！” „immortal cultivation strengthens the physical strength...... Does not strengthen the mental ability!” “修仙只是增强体力……又不是增强脑力！” Liu Yi in the heart is depressed, „such long text...... My this time died really......” 刘弈心中苦闷,“这么长的课文……我这次真的是死定了……” „idiot! With your breathing technique!” “笨蛋！用你的呼吸术！” Lin Tong scolds to say tenderly that „you think breathing technique is very ordinary technique! It can enhance your mental force! mental force was high, you can achieve the photographic memory realm!” 林彤娇叱道,“你以为呼吸术是很普通的法门么！它可以提高你的精神力！精神力高了,你就能达到过目不忘的境界！” „Really?” “真哒？” Liu Yi overjoyed. 刘弈大喜。 „When this young miss has deceived you!” “本小姐什么时候骗过你！” Lin Tong jumped to use claw flexure under the Liu Yi's nose. 林彤跳起来用爪子挠了下刘弈的鼻子。 Liu Yi hurries to grasp Little Fox, then starts to adjust the breath. 刘弈赶忙抱住小狐狸,然后开始调整呼吸。 After two big mouths deep breath, Liu Yi feels at this moment the head Pure Brightness the ratio, refreshed. 两个大口的深呼吸之后,刘弈感觉这一刻脑袋清明比,爽快的很。 He with the aid of such feeling, starts to read on text. 他借助这样的感觉,开始看书上的课文。 Really, was more carefree! 果然,畅快了很多！ When Liu Yi closes the eye, that text still clearly prints in his mind! 当刘弈闭上眼睛的时候,那课文依然清晰地印在他的脑海当中！ Mysterious! Really was too mysterious! 神奇！真的是太神奇了！ Liu Yi wants to hold Little Fox to kiss her two really! 刘弈真想抱着小狐狸亲她两口！ Big Sister Fox Immortal, you were good! 狐仙姐姐,你太棒了！ But at this time, sat in Liu Yi front Squad Leader said suddenly. 而就在这时候,坐在刘弈前排的班长忽然说道。 „Such selects the thing also to use for ten minutes, Teacher, the time was too long!” “这么点东西还用十分钟么,老师,时间太长了！” Exploded Zhou Kuai to finish, the comrades must diligently ~ the data started somewhat to slide gradually, today altogether is four, starting from early morning, Old Yang came out ~ 爆更周快结束拉,同志们要多努力呀~数据渐渐开始有些下滑啦,今天一共是四更,从凌晨开始,老羊都更出来吧~