Chapter 1081 he has deceived me 第1081章他骗了我 The people of movie motion picture team almost walked, especially thoses major suit star, comes one by one and Liu Yi handshake, the hug. 电影摄制组的人几乎都走了出来,尤其是那些大牌明星,挨个过来和刘弈握手,拥抱。 „Oh, is good to fondly remember with the day that you make a movie.” “哎呀,好怀念和你拍戏的日子。” Yuan Bin is drawing the Liu Yi's arm, „was right, can the skills of your dozen of plays, teach me, I think very graceful!” 元彬拉着刘弈的胳膊,“对了,你那些打戏的技巧,能不能教教我,我觉得很帅啊！” „This may have no way to teach.” “这可没法教。” Liu Yi shrugs the arm, „I am close right up against the deep martial arts foundation of basic skills to make these movements to come, you have not practiced martial arts, perhaps could not do.” 刘弈耸了耸肩膀,“我是靠着深厚的武学功底才能做出那些动作来,你没练过武,恐怕是做不出来了。” „Was a pity!” “太可惜了！” Yuan Bin expressed very regrettably. 元彬表示非常遗憾。 „Has not related.” “没关系。” The Liu Yi comfort said that „after all you are not acrobatic fighting star, does not depend to hit the play to eat meal.” 刘弈安慰道,“毕竟你也不是武打明星,不靠打戏吃饭。” „Um, but anticipated that this and you can make the splendid acrobatic fighting movie.” “嗯,不过还是期待这次和你能够拍出精彩的武打电影来。” „Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” Liu Yi nods, this time movie mainly to hold female worker No. 2 Wang Yuzheng, other has not related. 刘弈点点头,这次的电影主要是为了捧红女二号王语筝,其他的都没关系。 Liu Enxi stands on one side, quite resentment looks at Liu Yi. This fellow, not only grows gracefully, rich, the key is the background is very hard. The own previous time memory could not forget, remembers with eternal gratitude! 刘恩熙站在一边,颇为怨念地看着刘弈。这个家伙,不但长得帅,有钱,关键是背景还很硬。自己上次的记忆一直是忘不掉了,太刻骨铭心！ „You come back finally!” “你终于回来啦！” But Wang Yuzheng also cleverly stands side Liu Yi's, like the young wife, „matter solved?” 而王语筝也乖巧地站在刘弈的身边,就像个小媳妇一样,“事情都解决了么？” „Solved.” “都解决了。” Liu Yi nods, touches the hair of oneself girlfriend gently, the members of side Wang Yuzheng fans group all looked silly. 刘弈点点头,温柔地摸了摸自己女朋友的头发,旁边王语筝粉丝团的团员们全都看傻了。 Fuck...... this buddy urogenous, touches the goddess unexpectedly the hair! But appearance that a goddess how also face enjoys! Your mother! this is unscientific! 卧槽……这哥们尿性啊,竟然摸女神的头发！而女神怎么还一脸享受的样子啊！尼玛这不科学啊！ „This fellow...... Who is......” “这家伙……到底是什么人啊……” The beautiful woman regimental commander is very intelligent, guessed Liu Yi status is not ordinary. 美女团长很聪明,已经猜测到刘弈身份的不一般。 But has not waited for her to study to understand that Liu Yi they returned to the middle of the cafe with Wang Yuzheng. Goes, Liu Yi had not forgotten that the staff who thorough falls silly greeted with two. These two buddies were shocked, this is any situation! Went all out to block a moment ago the person thinks that he is fans...... he is really an actor? Moreover director also such respectfully to him! But this director big of South Korea movie circle, so has been when polite with the person! 而没等她研究明白,刘弈已经和王语筝他们一起回到了咖啡厅当中。进去的时候,刘弈还不忘记和两个已经彻底傻掉的工作人员打招呼。这俩哥们真愣住了,这到底是啥情况啊！刚才拼命拦着的人以为他是粉丝……原来他真的是演员？而且导演还这么恭敬地对他！这位导演可是韩国电影界的大咖啊,什么时候跟人如此客气过！ Then is for two months of photography, because Liu Yi has the matter, therefore has been possible the Liu Yi's actor's pay to concentrate to pat first. 接着就是一连两个月的拍摄,因为刘弈有事情,所以一直都是可刘弈的戏份先集中拍掉。 Last play arrived at the China south of the Yangtze River small town to shoot specially, the entire south of the Yangtze River small town was a region of rivers and lakes, everywhere was the water and bridge, boat covereds with black matting have delimited from the bridge, this was here quickest transportation vehicle. 最后一场戏特意到了华夏的江南小镇去拍,整个江南小镇是一片水乡,到处都是水和桥,一艘艘乌篷船从桥下划过,这便是这里最快的交通工具。 After Liu Yi the last play shoots, said goodbye to Wang Yuzheng and motion picture team, the preparation leaves here, returns to God Slaying Palace. 刘弈把自己最后一场戏拍掉之后,告别了王语筝和摄制组,准备离开这里,回到屠神殿。 However before then, Liu Yi plans to look at the south of the lower reaches of the Yangze River. Is a northeasterner, little south comes this region of rivers and lakes small town. Was the water and bridge, the Liu Yi heart said everywhere, Shuicheng Venice in that legend, was mediocre? 不过在此之前,刘弈打算看一看着江南水乡。身为一个东北人,很少来南方这种水乡小镇。到处都是水和桥,刘弈心说,那传说中的水城威尼斯,也不过如此吧？ Liu Yi stands on a bridge, is looking at the following water scene. This small town protected is complete, the water quality is also quite limpid. Some famous regions of rivers and lakes, water already polluted cannot look again. 刘弈站在一座桥上,望着下面的水景。这座小镇被保护的还算完好,水质也比较清澈。有很多著名水乡,水已经被污染的不能再看了。 By the bridge some stall peddlers, are also trading the special product of region of rivers and lakes. Liu Yi walks while looked that only feels to be refreshing, the comfort of not being able to say. 桥两边还有些小摊小贩,贩卖着水乡的特产。刘弈一边走一边看,只感觉神清气爽,说不出来的舒坦。 If the daily day can easily and comfortably be so good, troubles anything, do not look for themselves! 要是每天的日子都能这么安逸就好了,麻烦什么的,千万不要来找自己啊！ He just thought of here, suddenly had been hit by a person under. 他刚想到这里,忽然被一个人撞了下。 Liu Yi raise one's head looked that the discovery is wears the female of duckbill cap and black sunglasses. The female spills Liu Yi's suddenly, getting him to walk toward behind. 刘弈抬头一看,发现是个戴着鸭舌帽和黑墨镜的女子。那女子忽然一拉拉起刘弈的手,领着他往后面走去。 Liu Yi frowned, has not spoken, because he knows that who this woman was. 刘弈皱起眉头,没有吭声,因为他已经知道这个女人是谁了。 Will she, how rush to here? 她,怎么会跑到这里来？ „Do not speak, obediently follows me.” “不要吭声,乖乖跟我走。” The females are drawing Liu Yi, has arrived in a small lane, this has cast off own sunglasses, reveals the bright and intelligent big eye. 女子一路拉着刘弈,走到了一个小巷子里,这才摘掉了自己的墨镜,露出水汪汪的大眼睛来。 This female is not others, is the Heavenly Court most beautiful little girl, Chang'e! 这女子不是别人,正是天庭最美的妞,嫦娥！ „How will you come this?” “你怎么会来这？” Liu Yi asked that „does Heavenly Court also want to look for my trouble to be inadequate?” 刘弈问道,“天庭还想找我的麻烦不成？” „Almost.” “差不多。” Chang'e did not cover-up, simply nods directly, „, moreover this time I was also implicated by you...... Heavenly Court must handle me, I ran away, pursues your aura to come here.” 嫦娥也不藏着掖着,直接干脆地点点头,“而且这次我也被你牵连了……天庭要处置我,我逃了出来,追着你的气息来到这里。” „Does Heavenly Court give up to handle you?” “天庭舍得处置你？” Liu Yi how many are somewhat surprised, „aren't you Heavenly Court prettiest woman?” 刘弈多少有些惊讶,“你不是天庭最漂亮的女人么？” „The attractiveness of woman, to a certain extent is also a sacrificial victim.” “女人的漂亮,某种程度上也是一种牺牲品。” Chang'e said fainily that „, I have saved you, you must to me be hands tied, no matter? This man in society, many then so. The fickle widowed righteousness, is your synonyms.” 嫦娥淡漠地说道,“怎么,我救过你,你要对我束手不管么？也罢,这世间的男人,多便如此吧。薄情寡义,是你们的代名词。” Then, she has taken the sunglasses, turns around to leave. But at this time, her belly suddenly did not make every effort to succeed cluck. 说完,她重新带上了墨镜,转身要离开。而就在这时候,她的肚子忽然不争气地咕咕叫了起来。 Chang'e the elegant face one red, has turned the background immediately shy. The beautiful condition of this time, making Liu Yi also somewhat look to stay the eye. My goodness, this woman is really too pretty, no wonder lets that many male Immortal, even is Erlang Shen is crazy for her! 嫦娥顿时俏脸一红,害羞地扭过来头去。这一时间的美态,让刘弈也有些看呆了眼。好家伙,这女人果然是太漂亮啊,难怪让那么多男仙人,甚至是二郎神为她疯狂！ „Walks, I asked you to eat a thing.” “走吧,我请你吃点东西去。” „I, I am not hungry!” “我,我才不饿呢！” Chang'e turns head, does not look at Liu Yi, said that „just first arrives at the world of mortals, was not careful by the vulgar event of world of mortals polluting that's all......” 嫦娥扭着头,也不看刘弈,说道,“只不过初次来到凡间,不小心被凡间的俗事给污染了罢了……” Beginning Immortal Mortal Realm, will come under the uncouth influence of world, but needs to eat food. However if duller the date and time, gradually will adapt, no longer will receive to affect. 仙人初来人界,会受到人间的俗气影响,而需要进食。不过如果多呆一些时日,也就会慢慢适应过来,就不再会受到影响了。 After all Immortal already crossed Bi Guqi, does not need to eat meal, only closes right up against absorption world essence to earn a living. 毕竟仙人们早就过了辟谷期,不需要吃饭,只靠着吸收天地精华就能过活。 „Is is, but I was also hungry.” “是是是,不过我也饿了。” Liu Yi feels own belly, „does not know whether Fairy Chang'e is willing to enjoy Bo Mian, accompanies me to eat a thing?” 刘弈摸着自己的肚子,“不知道嫦娥仙子是否愿意赏个薄面,陪我去吃点东西呢？” „Snort...... This is you must eat!” “哼……这可是你要吃哦！” Chang'e said that „I encouragingly accompany your that's all!” 嫦娥说道,“我只是勉为其难地陪你罢了！” „Yes, many thanks Fairy Chang'e accepts this invite!” “是,多谢嫦娥仙子赏脸！” The Liu Yi heart said that this Fairy Chang'e also very arrogant and pampered. This arrogant and pampered girl, will take risk to help oneself one time unexpectedly, is really rare. The Liu Yi intention is grateful, brings Chang'e to arrive on the small town to result in a small large-scale restaurant, has ordered here cooked food. 刘弈心道,这位嫦娥仙子还挺傲娇的。这个傲娇的妹纸,竟然会冒险帮自己一次,实在是难得。刘弈心怀感激,就带着嫦娥来到小镇上得一家小饭庄里面,点了点这边的菜肴。 „Well...... This fish so is unexpectedly delicious......” “唔……这道鱼竟然这么好吃……” Chang'e started to be about to make chewing motions greatly, but she eats the thing time, the distressed appearance does not have, instead is that graceful, is likable. The surroundings do not know that many men look at Chang'e, suddenly stayed the eye. 嫦娥已经开始大快朵颐了,但她吃东西的时候,一点狼狈的样子都没有,反而是那么优雅,那么惹人喜欢。周围不知道多少男人看着嫦娥,一时间呆了眼。 Has a buddy to eat the thing, was not careful that filled in the nose to go the food, the eye was also in sight Chang'e, did not hate to take back the vision. 有个哥们吃东西,不小心把饭塞到鼻子里去了,眼睛还在望着嫦娥,不舍得收回目光来。 Chang'e had as if already been used to this vision, she continues to eat the thing satisfiedly. 嫦娥似乎早就习惯了这种目光,她心安理得地继续吃东西。 „This dish is the West Lake vinegar fish, what's wrong, doesn't Heavens Above have?” “这道菜是西湖醋鱼,怎么,天上没有么？” Liu Yi cannot bear ask. 刘弈忍不住问道。 „Immortal do not eat thing.” “仙人们根本不吃东西啊。” Chang'e complained, „ordinary day can only eat any flat peach, immortal pill...... Yeah, was already sick of eating.” 嫦娥抱怨道,“平日只能吃到什么蟠桃啊,仙丹啊……哎,早就吃腻了。” Liu Yi wants to spit the trough, Your mother!, we trade actually, father trades medicinal pill with the West Lake vinegar fish with you, trades the flat peach! 刘弈想吐槽,尼玛,那咱俩倒是换换啊,老子拿西湖醋鱼跟你换丹药,换蟠桃啊！ „This crab is also good!” “这个螃蟹也不错哦！” „Is the Yangcheng Lake steamed crab...... Suddenly feels you quite pitiful appearance.” “是阳澄湖大闸蟹……忽然感觉你好可怜的样子。” Thinks that Chang'e cannot eat in Heavens Above these continually, Liu Yi felt that is a little sorrowful. Yeah, said that when Immortal is natural, may continually these delicious cannot eat, when Immortal also has any meaning! When might as well monk! 想到嫦娥在天上连这些都吃不到,刘弈就感觉有点悲哀。哎,都说当仙人潇洒,可连这些好吃的都吃不到,当仙人还有啥意思！还不如当和尚呢！ After human birth, is having various desires - looks. The Liu Yi heart said that it is estimated that could not project on realm of sage for a lifetime, because only then the sage can achieve not wants not to strive. Not wanted just, did not have desire - the man who looked, exceeded others in ability! 人类出生之后,就带着各种欲-望。刘弈心说,估计自己一辈子都打不到圣人的境界了,因为只有圣人才能做到无欲无求。正所谓,无欲则刚,一个没有了欲-望的男人,就是超人了！ Even if wants cultivation become a Buddha, needs to put down is angry corruptly crazily is good! 就算要修炼成佛,也需要放下贪嗔痴才行啊！ Person who various own this not being able to put down types read corruptly, how possibly became Great Universe God? 自己这种放不下各种贪念的人,怎么可能成为大宇宙神呢？ Cannot think through...... Cannot think through...... 想不通啊……想不通…… „Beautiful woman, follows me, I get you to have the feast daily, lives in the big villa, opens big BMW!” “美女,跟我走吧,我天天领你吃大餐啊,住大别墅,开大宝马！” nouveau riche could not bear, built the stubble with Chang'e. 一个土豪忍不住走了过来,跟嫦娥搭茬。 „Does not have the meaning, I want, you could not give me.” “没意思,我想要的,你给不了我。” Chang'e said lightly. 嫦娥淡淡地说道。 „Cracks a joke, father sale price ten hundred million, anything does not get so far as! You said that you want anything!” “开玩笑,老子身价十个亿,什么弄不到！你说,你想要什么！” nouveau riche said sporty. 土豪底气十足地说道。 Chang'e nods, then puts out a hand a Sun of finger of out of the window, „I want to make you shoot it.” 嫦娥点点头,然后伸手一指窗外的太阳,“我想让你把它射下来。” nouveau riche almost spits blood, Your mother!, shoots Sun, when you I am Houyi! although this little girl was attractive, she also really oneself, when Chang'e? 土豪差点吐血,尼玛,把太阳射下来,你丫当我是后羿啊！虽然这妞是漂亮了点,她还真把自己当嫦娥了？ nouveau riche turns head to walk directly, but Chang'e was asking Liu Yi in a low voice. 土豪直接扭头就走,而嫦娥低声问着刘弈。 „Liu Yi, your this person atmospheres so are bad...... Likes the girl being direct to ask?” “刘弈,你们这的人风气都这么差么……喜欢女孩子就直接上来问的？” „Time was different, beautiful woman.” “时代已经不同了,美女。” Liu Yi is very helpless, how long this Chang'e has not come to the world of mortals to have a look. However if comes to the world of mortals, this woman will certainly offend Heavenly Clause. ” 刘弈很无奈,这嫦娥是多久没来凡间看看了。不过如果来凡间的话,这女人一定会触犯天条吧。” „Well...... In Immortal Realm, many customs have not changed.” “唔……在仙界,很多规矩还没有变呢。” Chang'e said that „finished eating these, you return to Immortal Realm with me.” 嫦娥说道,“吃完这些,你跟我回仙界吧。” „I go to there to make anything!” “我去那里做什么！” Liu Yi shakes the head immediately, „Mortal Realm I have not sufficed dull!” 刘弈立刻摇摇头,“人界我还没呆够呢！” „Oh...... Is makes you escort me to go to Immortal Realm!” “哎呀……是让你护送我去仙界啦！” Chang'e showed the whites of the eyes, „how you do not listen to others to speak!” 嫦娥翻了个白眼,“你这人怎么都不听别人说话啊！” „Sorry...... Escorts you not to have the issue, but why you go to Immortal Realm, I give you to arrange a work in Mortal Realm, did you live in this do not end? Greatly faintly in Shi, small faintly in Lin. The metropolis truly suits the place of hideaway.” “抱歉……护送你还是没问题的,不过你为什么去仙界,我在人界给你安排个工作,你在这住不就完了？正所谓大隐隐于市,小隐隐于林。都市才是真正适合隐藏的地方啊。” „Incorrect......” “不行的……” Chang'e shakes the head, „Mortal Realm although has many good food, but air anything was too bad. Moreover I am not complete Immortal, must take special immortal pill regularly. That immortal pill, only then Immortal Realm has. If not eat that immortal pill, I will be quickly old, moreover quick will die.” 嫦娥摇摇头,“人界虽然有很多美食,但空气什么的都太差了。而且我不是一个完整的仙人,必须定期服用一种特殊的仙丹。那个仙丹,只有仙界才有的。如果不吃那种仙丹,我很快会老,而且很快就会死的。” „Fuck, is so serious.” “卧槽,这么严重。” The Liu Yi hear is surprised, „originally you also need frequently substance abuse are good!” 刘弈听完大吃一惊,“原来你还需要经常嗑药才行啊！” „What's wrong, shuts out me to be very troublesome?” “怎么,是不是嫌弃我很麻烦？” Chang'e complexion slightly low-spirited, „I do not want like this...... However, in the past he deceived me to eat up immortal pill, harmed me to turn into this appearance......” 嫦娥脸色略微黯然了下去,“我也不想这样的……但是,当年他骗我吃下了仙丹,害得我变成了这个模样……” „Stops!” “打住打住打住！” Liu Yi hurries saying that „he does deceive you to eat up immortal pill? You said that was Houyi deceives you to eat immortal pill? Your mother!, does not suit!” 刘弈赶忙说道,“他骗你吃下仙丹？你说是后羿骗你吃了仙丹的？尼玛,不对劲吧！”