Chapter 1075 returns to God Slaying Palace 第1075章回到屠神殿 The Chang'e sound is specially of pleasant to hear, is soft, is not having Bai Jie their obsequious attitude, instead is bringing immortal qi. 嫦娥的声音特别好听,柔情似水,却不带着白洁她们那种媚态,反而带着一股仙气。 As soon as she start to talk, looks like the cold water waters, can extinguish the person to result in the anger. 她一开口,就像是冷水浇灌下来,能熄灭人得火气。 Really, Erlang Shen hears Chang'e to speak, was calmer, the brow at least no longer tightly wrinkled. 果然,二郎神听到嫦娥说话,冷静了许多,眉头起码不再紧皱了。 „Why do the men like hitting?” “为什么男人都喜欢打来打去呢？” Chang'e asked that „my hate(ful) war, I liked the peace.” 嫦娥问道,“我讨厌战争,我喜欢和平。” What is called the beautiful woman effect? After the beautiful woman effect is Chang'e said that almost all male Divine Immortal have put down the weapon, then shouted loudly. 什么叫做美女效应？美女效应就是嫦娥说完之后,几乎所有的男神仙都放下了武器,然后高呼。 „Peace, I am peaceful!” “和平和平,我要和平！” Ten ten thousand Celestial Soldier are the men, they such with one voice shouted, the scene some may not control immediately. 十万天兵都是男人,他们这么齐声一呼,场面顿时有些不可控制起来。 The call that wants the peace proliferates entire Heavenly Court, and even entire Immortal Realm! 要和平的呼声遍布整个天庭,乃至整个仙界！ Immortal Realm many residents hear this call, cannot bear look askance. Heavenly Court this was, shouted to be peaceful? 仙界好多居民听到这呼声,忍不住侧目。天庭这是怎么了,怎么嚷起要和平了？ Liu Yi hears these calls, cannot bear the dripping cold sweat, Your mother!, even if the Jade Emperor start to talk, does not have this effect! This Chang'e said of pleasant to hear is the causing the downfall of the nation beautiful woman, said that coarse is brings disaster on the nation and people! 刘弈听到这些呼声,也忍不住淌冷汗,尼玛,就算是玉帝开口,也没有这个效果吧！这嫦娥说好听了是倾国倾城,说难听了就是祸国殃民啊！ The femme fatale, the ancient does not bully me honestly! 红颜祸水,古人诚不欺我！ „Heavenly Court is liked the peace the place.” “天庭本来就是个喜欢和平的地方。” Chang'e standing center on the scene, said slowly that „this war has sufficed for a long time, should stop. Asked everybody to look in my face, put him to go back.” 嫦娥站在场中央,缓缓说道,“这场战争已经够久了,应该停下来了。请大家看在我的面子上,放他回去吧。” „Why?” “为什么？” Chang'e such remarks, annoys the Erlang Shen disaffection immediately, „Fairy Chang'e, why do you want biased mortal?” 嫦娥此话一出,顿时惹来二郎神的不满,“嫦娥仙子,为何你要偏心这个凡人？” „The world life common people, all have the right of going on living.” “天下生灵苍生,皆有活下去的权利。” Chang'e is holding own that white small Jade Rabbit, is touching the small head of rabbit gently, this may envy to go bad non- young man Immortal, wishes one could itself to turn into that rabbit! 嫦娥抱着自己的那只白色的小玉兔,轻轻抚摸着兔子的小脑袋,这可羡慕坏了不少男仙人,恨不得自己就变成那兔子！ Chang'e knows the thoughts of these men, but she always does not pay attention to these, but then said that „I, most hate(ful) fought. We hope that do not hit again, words that who gets rid of again, later is my Vast Cold Palace rejects the communication object.” 嫦娥何尝不知道这些男人的心思,但她向来不理会这些,只是接着说道,“我,最讨厌打架了。希望你们不要再打了,谁再出手的话,以后就是我广寒宫拒绝来往对象。” The lethality of these words was too big! Many male Immortal are also taking the weapon, hears this saying, hurried to hide own fellow after behind, for fear that is discovered by Chang'e. 这句话的杀伤力太大了！好多男仙人还拿着自己武器的,听到这话,赶忙都把自己的家伙藏在了身后,生怕被嫦娥发现。 Vast Cold Palace rejects the communication object...... This sincerity is fearful! 广寒宫的拒绝来往对象……这个真心可怕！ In this case, they rather died! Without Chang'e, this Heavenly Court also has any meaning! 如果这样的话,他们宁愿去死好了！没有嫦娥,这天庭还有什么意思！ Jade Emperor frowns, looked at Grand Supreme Old Monarch one. He also knows this plan, but makes Chang'e act, his in the heart somewhat is not feeling well. After all, is the Heavenly Court highest luminary, Jade Emperor to Chang'e this Heavenly Court first beautiful woman, has the idea at heart. However Chang'e is supercilious, one time has not looked straight at to look at itself. If can with her occur anything, that this wonderful...... 玉帝皱着眉头,看了太上老君一眼。他也是知道这个计划的,但让嫦娥出面,他心中有些不爽。毕竟,身为天庭最高的权威者,玉帝对嫦娥这个天庭第一美女,心里还是有想法的。不过嫦娥心高气傲,一次也没正眼瞧过自己。如果能和她发生什么的话,那该多美妙啊…… But at present, can preserve the Heavenly Court honor, as if also only then this woman. Yeah, really such as that illustrious day divine art True Monarch said that closes right up against a woman to save own life, really vexed! 但眼下,能保住天庭脸面的,似乎也就只有这个女人了。哎,果然如那昭天神功真君所言,靠着一个女人来保全自己的性命,实在是窝囊啊！ „Illustrious day divine art True Monarch, you fast descend to earth.” “昭天神功真君,你速速下凡去吧。” Chang'e passes message suddenly to Liu Yi. 嫦娥忽然传音给刘弈。 „Why really? do you help me?” “哦？你为何帮我？” Liu Yi asked that Chang'e, Chang'e said with a smile. 刘弈问那嫦娥,嫦娥笑道。 „True Monarch is the real hero , helping you are being honored of girl.” “真君是真英雄,帮你是小女子的荣幸。” „My mother told me, the words that in this world, a prettier woman, spoke more cannot believe.” “我妈妈和我说过,这个世界上,越漂亮的女人,说的话越不能信。” „That True Monarch mother attractively?” “那真君的母亲长得漂亮么？” Chang'e a few words, asked Liu Yi to stare. This woman, was really garrulous enough. She such asked that she was really not good to reply. 嫦娥一句话,问得刘弈愣了一下。这个女人,真是够伶牙俐齿的。她这么一问,自己还真不好回答了。 If said that mother is good-looking, that mother said that is incredible, oneself those words lost the significance a moment ago. 如果自己说,老妈长得漂亮,那老妈说的话就不可信了,自己刚才那句话就失去了意义。 If unattractive...... Where can say own mother, making mother know that must hang to pull out itself! Moreover such a saying, by the Chang'e joke was the envy of mother to attractive female! 如果说不漂亮……靠,哪里能这么说自己老妈的,让老妈知道岂不是要吊起来抽自己！而且这么一说,会被嫦娥笑话是老妈对漂亮女子的嫉妒！ Left is not, right is not, Chang'e like this intelligently gave itself to establish a language trap. Dammit, the intelligent woman was most formidabe. 左也不是,右也不是,嫦娥就这样聪明地给自己设置了一个语言陷阱。妈蛋,聪明女人最难对付了。 „True Monarch does not use oversuspiciously, I indeed want to help True Monarch, this stands.” “真君不用多疑,我的确是想帮真君,这才站出来的。” Chang'e said with a smile, „actually Heavenly Court has also dreaded the True Monarch strength, after all True Monarch grasped the great universe force fierce character now, Heavenly Court must kill you is really not, but must have the casualty serious preparation. These many years, these Immortal easily and comfortably have been used, they are not willing to take this risk.” 嫦娥笑道,“其实天庭也畏惧了真君的实力,毕竟真君现在可是掌握了大宇宙之力的厉害人物,天庭真要杀你也不是不可以,但也要有死伤惨重的心理准备。这么多年,这些仙人们都安逸惯了,他们不愿意冒这个风险。” „I understand your meaning.” “我懂你的意思。” Liu Yi detected that this Chang'e is to oneself and a Heavenly Court stair, oneself and Heavenly Court present relations are awkward, do not hit, cannot draw back. Comes out the Chang'e such No. 1 character, actually easy to do many. She as the matter stands, both sides as if have under the stair. 刘弈发觉这嫦娥是在给自己和天庭一个台阶,自己和天庭现在的关系非常尴尬,打不得,也退不得。出来嫦娥这么一号人物,却好办的多了。她这样一来,双方似乎都有台阶下。 Chang'e must be the good-hearted person, Jade Emperor has not spoken, but Erlang Shen is actually not glad, he opens the mouth to say. 嫦娥要做老好人,玉帝也没吭声,但二郎神却不乐意,他开口道。 „Chang'e, even if not fight, cannot such in vain put him!” “嫦娥,就算不打架,也不能就这么白白放了他！” „True Monarch Erlang, didn't you plan to give us Vast Cold Palace this Bo Mian?” “二郎真君,你是不打算给我们广寒宫这点薄面了么？” She sighed, „does not want such to do...... Later Dragon Er, True Monarch Erlang comes our Vast Cold Palace the time, does not entertain......” 她叹了口气,“本来是不想这么做得……龙儿,记一下,以后二郎真君来我们广寒宫的时候,恕不招待……” „Eh Eh, no!” “诶诶,别呀！” Erlang Shen also said suddenly that „actually this Heavenly Court also hopes the peace, hits not any necessity. The mortals, you put best into it, if later Qin Imperial Palace resurrect, cannot cut off the relations with you! When the time comes, entire six realms doomsday, because of you!” 二郎神忽然又道,“其实这天庭也是希望和平的,打来打去的没什么必要。凡人,你好自为之,如果以后秦皇宫复活,和你脱不了关系！到时候,整个六界的末日,都是因你而起！” This saying is actually very ruthless, but Liu Yi has not placed in the heart. Because of nine Yin demon core, the spirit body necklace, had been won by Qin Imperial Palace. It can be said that Qin Imperial Palace's resurrect, is sooner or later matter. However, even if said to Heavenly Court these, they estimated that will not believe. Is harboring the psychology of stamping out the source of trouble, will kill Zhang Yunyun. 这话倒是挺狠的,但刘弈并没有放在心中。因为九阴妖丹,还有灵体项链,都已经被秦皇宫夺走了。可以说,秦皇宫的复活,是早晚的事。不过,就算把这些跟天庭说了,他们估计也不会信。抱着斩草除根的心理,还是会干掉张芸芸。 These Heavenly Court's people, are this conduct, does not have a good thing. 这些天庭的人,都是这操行,没一个好东西。 This Fairy Chang'e, Liu Yi has not put down the vigilant heart completely. But at this time, Fairy Chang'e sent greetings to Liu Yi. 这嫦娥仙子,刘弈也没有完全放下警惕心。而就在这时候,嫦娥仙子又传音给刘弈。 „Meets me to make some troubles, when the time comes you seize the chance to run away.” “一会我会闹出些乱子来,到时候你就趁机逃走吧。” „That thanked Fairy Chang'e.” “那就谢谢嫦娥仙子了。” Since some people are willing to help, Liu Yi naturally was glad idly. 既然有人愿意帮忙,刘弈自然是乐得清闲了。 Chang'e nods, then suddenly startled called out, „! Is who touches my buttocks?” 嫦娥点点头,然后忽然惊叫道,“啊！是谁摸我屁股？” Side Chang'e is standing many Celestial Soldier Celestial General, she such calls out in alarm one, these Celestial Soldier Celestial General look at each other in blank diamay immediately. 嫦娥身边站着好多天兵天将,她这么惊呼一声,那些天兵天将顿时面面相觑。 Is whose such big courage, dares to touch the buttocks of Fairy Chang'e? 是谁这么大的胆子,竟敢摸嫦娥仙子的屁股？ Fuck, touched also told everybody, was anything feels! The Chang'e stature was so good, touches was unable a person to be only crisp! This Chang'e can be said as Heavenly Court, even was entire Immortal Realm female star! 卧槽,摸了也告诉大伙,是什么感觉啊！嫦娥身材这么好,摸了也不能光一个人爽啊！这嫦娥可以说是天庭,甚至是整个仙界的女明星了！ But Celestial Soldier is pointing around buddy suddenly, shouts, „depends, is you touches! In your room has pasted the Fairy Chang'e picture, daily touches!” 而一个天兵忽然指着自己旁边的哥们,嚷道,“靠,是不是你摸的！你屋子里就贴了嫦娥仙子的照片,天天摸来摸去的！” „, I, I do not have......” “啊,我,我没有……” „Mother, I looks is you!” “妈的,我看就是你！” Two Celestial Soldier wrestle one group. Nearby some Soldier also suspect mutually that then you hit my me to hit your, what suddenly unexpectedly hits is the delight! 两个天兵扭打成一团。旁边的一些士兵互相也猜忌起来,然后你打我我打你的,一时间竟然打的是不亦乐乎！ Before long, this entire Heavenly Court messed up! Does not know that many people chaotic appearance, wrestles in the same place, frequents each other, makes fishy. 不一会,这整个天庭就乱了套了！不知道多少人乱了样子,扭打在一起,你来我往的,闹得乌烟瘴气。 „Stops, like any appearance!” “都住手,像什么样子！” Jade Emperor and Mother Wang two people angrily rebuke hurriedly, „highly improper!” 玉帝和王母两个人急忙怒斥,“成何体统！” But now nobody listened their, scene everything in disorder, complete mess of tangled warfare. 但现在已经没人听他们的了,现场乱七八糟,混战的一团糟。 „True Monarch, walks quickly.” “真君,快走。” Chang'e said to Liu Yi that „nobody has been able to attend to you.” 嫦娥对刘弈说道,“已经没人能顾得上你了。” „Many thanks Fairy Chang'e.” “多谢嫦娥仙子。” Liu Yi cups one hand in the other across the chest, expressed gratitude. No matter Chang'e is for any goal, but indeed has helped own busy now. 刘弈一拱手,表示感谢。不管嫦娥到底出于什么目的,但现在的确是帮了自己的大忙。 Heavenly Court this place, Liu Yi is one minute does not want to be dull! 天庭这个地方,刘弈是一分钟都不想多呆！ He stamped the feet directly, treads to break the cloud layer of under foot, then jumped, burst the place that to escape from the cloud layer. 他直接一跺脚,踏破了脚下的云层,然后一纵身,从云层破裂的地方遁了下去。 Under reappears giant gate to come immediately, Trans-Realm Master induces to some people approaches, immediately regains consciousness from the deep sleep. 下方立刻浮现出巨门来,跨界者感应到有人接近,立刻从沉睡中苏醒。 „Dammit, which Heavenly Court is must go to Mortal Realm, endless!” “妈蛋,天庭又是哪个要去人界,没完没了了嘛！” Trans-Realm Master was folded to break by rubbing by the Heavenly Court's person obviously, after he comes out, said breathless. 跨界者显然是被天庭的人折磨坏了,他出来之后,气急败坏地说道。 „Mother, does not manage, goes in quickly!” “妈的,不管了,快进去！” Trans-Realm Master has opened the front door, said to Liu Yi, „after going , the father then rests!” 跨界者拉开了大门,对刘弈说道,“进去之后老子接着睡！” The Liu Yi heart said that also has this grade of good deed, he followed the front door to fly directly. 刘弈心说还有这等好事,他直接顺着大门飞了过去。 But after discovery Liu Yi vanishes, Li Jing they were surprised, hurry to send for pursuing. 而发现刘弈消失之后,李靖他们大吃一惊,赶忙派人追了过去。 Trans-Realm Master looks, Fuck, unexpectedly also came these many, isn't serious my this Trans-Realm Master really? 跨界者一看,卧槽,一个就算了,竟然还来这么多,真不把我这个跨界者当回事是吧？ Trans-Realm Master this small temperament has also come up, roared directly, then posed the stance, has made into one piece with these Heavenly Court's people! 跨界者这小脾气也上来了,直接咆哮一声,然后拉开架势,和这些天庭的人打成了一片！ „Fuck, why this Trans-Realm Master only hits us! He is not the Liu Yi's cousin!” “卧槽,这跨界者为什么只打我们啊！他不会是刘弈的表哥吧！” „Cannot!” “不会吧！” „good to cheat Immortal!” “好坑仙人啊！” These Immortal complained constantly, but Liu Yi being disinclined managed them, returned to Mortal Realm. 这些仙人叫苦不迭,而刘弈懒得管他们,已经回到了人界。 Grand Supreme Old Monarch, Jade Emperor and Chang'e they have looked at each other one mutually, smiles. 太上老君,玉帝和嫦娥他们互相对视了一眼,相视一笑。 „Girl's duty, has been accomplished.” “小女子的任务,已经完成了。” Chang'e said that „, if no other matter, I returned to Vast Cold Palace.” 嫦娥道,“如果没有别的事,我就回广寒宫了。” „, Your matter has not ended.” “不不不,你的事还没完呢。” Grand Supreme Old Monarch said meaningfully that „Chang'e, Heavenly Court, the six realms future, depended on you.” 太上老君意味深长地说道,“嫦娥,天庭,还有六界的未来,就靠你了。” Chang'e is very puzzled, why can the heavy responsibility of six realms, place body of woman? Is it possible that returned to three-country ages, are oneself that pitiful Diaochan is inadequate? 嫦娥十分不解,为什么六界的重任,要放在一个女人的身上？莫非又回到了三国年代,自己是那可怜的貂蝉不成？ Chang'e wants to reject this duty very much, but she is not good. Jade Emperor Immortal Decree, nobody can reject. 嫦娥很想拒绝这个任务,但她不行。玉帝的仙旨,没人能够拒绝。 Liu Yi has gotten down Immortal Realm, he looked at time immediately. 刘弈下了仙界,他立刻看了一眼时间。 This time was just almost good, the Liu Yi under foot steps on, stepped on directly on Primal Chaos Chart. 这时间差不多刚刚好,刘弈脚下一踩,直接踩在了一枚太极图上。 This Primal Chaos Chart light glow dodges, he springs several hundred meters far immediately, looks like the twinkling migration is the same. However this is not the twinkling moves, but closes right up against the great universe force strength moves that's all high-speed. 这太极图光芒一闪,他顿时弹出几百米远,就像是瞬息移动一样。不过这并不是瞬息移动,而是靠着大宇宙之力的力量进行高速移动罢了。 Too universe force is cultivation to high technique, looked like the quantitative change has the qualitative change to be the same, making Liu Yi leave flying in circles quickly! 太宇宙之力是修炼的至高法门,就像是量变产生了质变一样,让刘弈快强出了翔！ God Slaying Palace to appear(ance) some place originally also distances, because Liu Yi appear(ance) in probably is the position of Henan, but God Slaying Palace is approaching the northeast place. 屠神殿离出现的地方本来还有些距离,因为刘弈出现在大概是河南的位置,而屠神殿在靠近东北的地方。 Such far distance, Liu Yi several rises, arrived. In those days lively God Slaying Palace, is similar to the ghost town is now ordinary! 这么远的距离,刘弈几个起落,就到了。往日热闹的屠神殿,现在如同鬼城一般！