MESIS :: Volume #7

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Americans to the Chinese Kungfu curious with yearning, has the complicated relations with a Chinese time giant star. The adults in US, were to watch his movie in the past grow up, Davis young time also especially liked looking that gaudy dazzled the cool Kungfu film. 米国人对中国功夫的好奇与向往,和一位华裔功夫巨星有千丝万缕的关系。很多米国的成年人,当年都是看着他的电影长大的,戴维斯年轻的时候也特别喜欢看花哨又炫酷的功夫电影。 Therefore regarding the suggestion of Martinez, he never imagined, an veto. 因此对于马丁内兹的建议,他想都没想,一口否决。 You know that I am amateur wrestle expert, changes into good that the wrestle move can make me display.” Martinez insists own attitude. “你知道我是业余格斗高手,换成格斗招数可以让我发挥的更加好。”马丁内兹坚持自己的态度。 You can not represent others meeting, here is a square, is not the wrestle arena, so long as I dazzle the cool movement magnificently, rather than your wrestling arts.” Davis not bird he. “你会不代表别人会,这里是片场,不是格斗擂台,我只要华丽炫酷的动作,而不是你的格斗术。”戴维斯不鸟他。 As Hollywood status quite high celebrity, Martinez has the qualifications also to have the energy and film director disputes, both sides stick to his own opinion, cause the crew to look askance, no matter but surrounds, the fear brings disaster to mackerel shad spurted stream of abuse. 身为好莱坞地位颇高的明星,马丁内兹有资格也有底气和导演争执,双方各执己见,引得剧组人员侧目,但不管围观,害怕殃及池鱼被喷的狗血淋头。 If you in the condition, cannot use the substitute person.” Davis proposed. “如果你不在状态,可以用替身。”戴维斯提议。 „It is not I not in the condition, changes into the wrestle the words, my condition will be better.” Martinez said: The flashiness that „the Chinese Kungfu becomes famous, that several moves of flowery boxing look really laughably. It is difficult to study “不是我不在状态,换成格斗的话,我的状态会更好。”马丁内兹说:“中国功夫出了名的华而不实,那几招花拳绣腿看着实在可笑。还很难学” This is the key point. 这个是重点。 The flexible request of Chinese style to body is high, muscular foreigner almost few are difficult to achieve. 中国招式对身体的柔韧性要求较高,肌肉发达的外国人几乎没几个难做到。 „The Chinese Kungfu is not a flowery boxing.” The martial arts instruction acts in the nearby silently is eating the melon people, is listening to sparing a glance of Martinez to the Chinese martial arts, endured some little time, unable to bear finally. “中国功夫可不是花拳绣腿。”武术指导在边上默默充当着吃瓜群众,听着马丁内兹对中国武术的不屑一顾,忍了好一会,终于忍不住了。 The Yu Yongsheng ten years old start to practice martial arts, now 30 has five, time two characters, brand mark in his life. The time incessantly is the interest, is his occupation. 余勇盛十岁开始练武,如今三十有五,功夫两个字,烙印在他生命中。功夫不止是兴趣爱好,还是他的职业。 Like moving bricks the person most repugnant online was teased daily. 就像搬砖的人最讨厌网上天天被人调侃。 „, The gymnastic exercises, the people in your country did not describe it.” Martinez turns the head, said toward Yu Yongsheng. “难道不是么,健身操,你们国家的人都这么形容它。”马丁内兹转头,朝余勇盛说道。 Merit that Chinese Kungfu strong and healthy body, but is not complete.” Yu Yongsheng said. “那正是中国功夫强身健体的优点,但并不是全部。”余勇盛说。 You want to say that you can hit.” Martinez looks angrily at Yu Yongsheng. “你想说你很能打么。”马丁内兹怒视余勇盛 He and film director argued, has this fellow what/anything matter. Originally somewhat the anger, this little while naturally passes the burden to Yu Yongsheng on. 他和导演争论,有这家伙什么事。本来就有几分火气,这会儿自然转嫁到余勇盛身上。 Generally general, world third.” Yu Yongsheng shrugs, said that prepares to flash the person, superstar, cannot afford to offend. “一般一般,天下第三。”余勇盛耸耸肩,说完准备闪人,大明星,惹不起 But Martinez fire big pushed his, depends the height the advantage, overlooks Yu Yongsheng: Is interested in coming a contest.” 马丁内兹火大的推了他一把,仗着身高的优势,俯视余勇盛:“有没有兴趣来一场较量。” Yu Yongsheng has not nodded, was pushed. 余勇盛没点头,又被推了一下。 He draws back two steps, shrugs, ok.” 他退开两步,耸耸肩,“ok。” The staff of dramatic team move the distant place the light and equipment, two people compare notes under the green theater curtain, Martinez is the amateur wrestle amateur, Yu Yongsheng is the martial arts instruction, since is the martial arts instruction, has naturally practiced, some possibly cannot hit, but when mature Yu Yongsheng. 剧组的工作人员把灯光、设备挪到远处,两人在绿色幕布下切磋,马丁内兹是业余格斗爱好者,余勇盛是武术指导,既然是武术指导,自然是练过的,有的可能已经不能打了,但正值壮年的余勇盛可以。 film director makes one look for the gauntlet/glove again, seemingly is really one emerges compares notes. 导演再让人找来拳套,看上去好像真的是一场兴起切磋。 Eats the melon people to surround. 吃瓜群众纷纷围观。 Qin Baobao and Su Yu move in the small backless stool, draws Qin Ze to eat the melon together. 秦宝宝苏钰搬来小板凳,拉着秦泽一起吃瓜。 How to hit.” Su Yu asked Qin Ze, she noticed that Qin Ze collected early. “怎么打起来了。”苏钰秦泽,她看到秦泽老早就凑过来了。 Foreigner said that hinesekungfu is a flowery boxing, the martial arts guide refuses to accept, then compared notes.” Qin Ze has not appraised the Martinez arrogance. “老外说hinesekungfu是花拳绣腿,武术指导不服,然后就切磋了。”秦泽没去评价马丁内兹的气焰。 āi yā, avoid.” Qin Baobao shouted one lowly. 哎呀,躲开了。”秦宝宝低呼一声。 That side, a Yu Yongsheng slippery step swing back avoid Martinez hook, saunters around him, Martinez attacks repeatedly, occasionally can project on also kept off, more often attacks to fail. 那边,余勇盛一个滑步后仰躲开马丁内兹的勾拳,绕着他转悠,马丁内兹频频攻击,偶尔能打到也是被挡了,更多时候攻击落空。 Natural weak trend of Yu Yongsheng in the height and strength, the muscle of foreigner is very developed, explosive force, but the endurance is not good, this with online was murmuring the muscle of gym cannot be victorious the muscle that moves bricks, same truth. 余勇盛在身高和力量上天然弱势,老外的肌肉很发达,爆发力强,但耐力不行,这就跟网上囔囔着健身房的肌肉打不过搬砖的肌肉,相同道理。 How always to hide, hits him, hits him.” Qin Baobao low voice read broken. “怎么老是躲呀,打他,打他啊。”秦宝宝小声碎碎念。 Is saying, seizes the Yu Yongsheng sprint of opportunity to erupt, bending the waist close Martinez, grasps his waist, simultaneously trips up him falls on the ground, wields the fist to pound. 正说着,逮住机会的余勇盛一个冲刺爆发,弯腰贴近马丁内兹,抱住他的腰,同时绊脚把他摔在地上,挥起拳头就砸。 Martinez wants to counterattack, but a experience rich Yu Yongsheng link the neck of Martinez, is shrinking the head simultaneously, latter's fist can only hit in his hard skull and back. But his fist pounds to the square features. 马丁内兹想还击,但经验丰富的余勇盛一手环着马丁内兹的脖子,同时缩着头,后者的拳头只能打在他坚硬的脑壳以及背部。而他的拳头砸在对方脸上。 Knows when to stop!” “适可而止!” In eating the booing of melon people, Davis shouted one. 在吃瓜群众的起哄声中,戴维斯喊了一声。 The Yu Yongsheng doggedly sincere congeals suddenly, in heart imposing, his side bumper the fist, is raising head to look at one, sees the Davis discontented look. 余勇盛一腔热血骤然凝结,心中凛然,他边挡着拳头,边仰头看了一眼,看到戴维斯不满的神色。 The disgruntled sentiment that in the opposite party eyes almost wells up makes the Yu Yongsheng effort nothing left. 对方眼中几乎涌出来的不悦之情让余勇盛的好胜心荡然无存。 He is only martial arts instructs. 他只是个武术指导。 The opposite party is celebrity that spends to invite. 对方是花钱请来的明星 Inborn is not coordinated. 天生就不对等。 In the past celebrity put on airs in the dramatic team, film director can only let, your martial arts instruction calculates that which scallion, was too serious oneself. 往常明星在剧组耍大牌,导演都只能让着,你一个武术指导算哪根葱,太把自己当回事了吧。 On the mouth said compares notes, but you cannot regard it are fair and just comparing notes, cannot say that is pledge, hits one. 嘴上说是切磋,可你不能把它当成是公平公正的切磋,总不能说是“卡盟,来打一架吧”。 Moreover film director, although does not agree to change into wrestling arts, but does not represent him to turn toward you, toward the Chinese Kungfu. 而且导演虽说不同意换成格斗术,但不代表他心里向着你,向着中国功夫。 Yu Yongsheng fully realized that the US is the race concept very intense country. 余勇盛深知米国是个种族观念很强烈的国家。 Was pushed the effort that two anger and comparing notes aroused to retreat rapidly, has the family/home to have the man who the half step of room entered the middle age, the idea iron iron does not get up, therefore in hand a loosen: This 被推了两把的怒气和“切磋”激起的好胜心迅速退去,有家有室的快步入中年的男人,想头铁也铁不起来,于是手上一松:“就这” Type two characters have not said that on face by a Martinez boxing. “样吧”两个字没说出来,脸上被马丁内兹一拳击中。 Subsequently Martinez under body seizes the opportunity, boldly thrusts forward to separate him, and does not give the opportunity of Yu Yongsheng response, rides on him, brandishes the fist to pound toward the face on. 继而身下的马丁内兹抓住机会,一个挺身把他弹开,并且不给余勇盛反应的机会,骑在他身上,抡起拳头就往脸上砸。 Fires off the person to stop? Does not exist! 打完人就想喊停?不存在的! Martinez thought that the opposite party was the strength used up, therefore wants to occupy to stop cheaply. 马丁内兹觉得对方是力竭了,所以想占完便宜就喊停。 Just now starts, your Chinese did not say that often fights the 300 round. Likes hitting with the woman especially, is really unpromising.” Martinez hits tsukkomi. “才刚开始呢,你们中国人不是经常说大战三百回合吗。哦,尤其喜欢和女人打,真没出息。”马丁内兹边打边吐槽 Yu Yongsheng does not have time to explain that he misinterprets fought the 300 round the meaning, blocks the face by the specialized posture closing up fist, āi yōu, the fist of foreigner is really sore. 余勇盛时间解释他曲解了“大战三百回合”的意思,以专业的姿势合拢拳头挡住脸,哎呦,外国佬的拳头真疼。 The gauntlet/glove pounds on the face, dull thumping sounds. 拳套砸在脸上,一声声的闷响。 Eating melon people were still creating a disturbance, like the bullring on audience, the meaning without stopped. 一圈的吃瓜群众仍在起哄,像极了斗牛场上的观众,没有叫停的意思。 Perhaps Yu Yongsheng begged for mercy to admit defeat, some people can prevent, but this to Chinese men who were concerned about face-saving and practices martial art, was too difficult. 或许余勇盛求饶认输了,有人会来阻止,但这对一个爱面子又习武的中国男人来说,太难。 Eats the melon people is very excited and heartfelt happiness about such reverse, what because wins is an American. 吃瓜群众对这样的反转很兴奋和由衷的高兴,因为打赢的是米国人。 Martinez is really fierce, the martial arts directors cannot be victorious he.” 马丁内兹真厉害,武术指导都打不过他。” Because the Chinese Kungfu ismost beautiful gymnastics, the actual combat capability is very weak. ” “因为中国功夫是“最美体操”,实战能力很弱的。” This, looked that he does not revolt, is good to instigate.” “这样啊,看他都不反抗了,好怂。” Was too small and weak, is short and thin, naturally cannot be victorious.” “太弱小了,又矮又瘦,当然打不过。” Dares to counter-attack, then gave you. 敢反击么,回头把你给开了。 Martinez hits vigorously, the feeling fist was being gripped suddenly, the anger is on the rise, is that invited Chinese celebrity manager. 马丁内兹打的正起劲,忽然感觉拳头被人握住,愤怒抬头,是那个特邀的中国明星经纪人 Hey, you have won.” Qin Ze said: He lost, stops.” “嘿,你已经赢了。”秦泽说:“他输了,停止吧。” Goaay.” The Martinez anger has not fallen, makes an effort to cast off Qin Ze's hand, moves, but also took advantage of opportunity to hit in the Qin Ze's lower abdomen. “goaay。”马丁内兹火气没降,用力甩开秦泽的手,甩动的时候,还顺势打在了秦泽的小腹。 Brandishes the fist to hit, the arm was gripped again, this time has not waited for him to get angry, the huge strength flings to fly directly him, Martinez tumbles quite far. 抡起拳头又要打,手臂再次被人握住,这次还没等他发火,巨大的力道直接把他甩飞出去,马丁内兹翻滚出好远。 Eats the melon people to call out in alarm in an uproar. 吃瓜群众哗然惊呼。 Words that you want to continue to compare notes, I accompany you.” Qin Ze looked at his one eyes, turns around to help up Yu Yongsheng. “你想继续切磋的话,我陪你。”秦泽看了他一眼,转身扶起余勇盛 On his vision, easily completely understood the trick, regarding helpless exercising forbearance of this man, is not good to make the appraisal. These words had a deeper experience to military person like boorish fellow actually. 就他的眼光,轻易看透了猫腻,对于这个男人的无奈忍让,不好做评价。倒是对“武夫如莽夫”这句话有了更深的体会。 Knows that cannot hit, recognizes directly instigates on the line. 知道不能打,直接认怂就行啦。 So is not frigid, this year that oneself do rich is big shot. 非把自己搞的这么惨烈,这年头有钱的才是大佬 Lost.” Yu Yongsheng crawls, spat the blood froth, the gum is hit to bleed, was the nosebleed also follows to brave again, looks very miserably, but has not been injured. “输了。”余勇盛爬起来,吐了口血沫,牙龈被打出血了,再就是鼻血也跟着冒了出来,看着挺惨,但没受伤。 Martinez sets out, spreads out the hand, gives a hand signal of provocation toward Qin Ze: Ok!” 马丁内兹起身,摊开手,朝秦泽做一个挑衅的手势:“ok!” This fellow strength is very big, but the endurance generally not good is the gym muscle male common problem, do not die to knock with him.” Yu Yongsheng said in a low voice: Makes him know that the Chinese Kungfu is not a flowery boxing.” “这家伙力气很大,但耐力普遍不行是健身房肌肉男的通病,别和他死磕。”余勇盛低声道:“让他知道中国功夫不是花拳绣腿。” I cannot the Chinese Kungfu! 我又不会中国功夫! The Qin Ze heart said. 秦泽心说。 At the same time.” Qin Ze racket Yu Yongsheng shoulder: I have money luckily.” “一边去吧。”秦泽拍拍余勇盛肩膀:“幸好我有钱。”
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