After accepting the invitation of program group, on Saturday, Qin Ze drives to come. Suzhou is very near to Shanghai, rides High Speed Rail twenty minutes distance, the driving words, about an hour can. 接受节目组的邀请后,周六,秦泽驾车如约而至。宿州离沪市很近,乘坐高铁二十分钟的路程,开车的话,一小时左右能到。 deputy film director of program group greets in the entrance personally, the deputy film director status is tiger balm, he in the dramatic team is not under one person, arranges behind film director, he has not even worked as the red Host status to be high. But receives some superstar with him, the dignity does not lose the politeness. 节目组的副导演亲自在门口迎接,副导演的身份属于万金油,他在剧组里并不是一人之下,排在导演后面,他甚至没有当红主持人地位高。但用他来接待一些大明星,体面又不失礼貌。 Enters the province stage building, arrives at the rests in the leadership of deputy film director, was before that room, was small, but repaired very fine. Qin Ze such celebrity, definitely has the independent lounge. 进入省台大楼,在副导演的带领下来到休息间,还是之前那个房间,面积不大,但装修很精致。秦泽这样的大腕,肯定是有独立休息室的。 „Unknowingly, your program recorded the sixth issue.” “不知不觉,你们节目都录到第六期了。” On the road, Qin Ze and deputy film director chatted. time has arrived in the end of October, the floods came back for half a month. For half a month, he only rested the Sister Zijin ten times unexpectedly. 路上,秦泽和副导演聊天。时间已经走到十月底,水灾回来半个月了。半个月里,他竟然只睡了子衿姐十次不到。 Failure. 失败。 Is unfair to the poodle kidney. 对不起泰迪肾。 „Yes, our program group is hoping Chief Qin daily.” The deputy film director slippery reply, Qin Ze was disinclined to speak with him. “是啊是啊,我们节目组天天盼着秦总。”副导演滑不溜秋的回答,秦泽就懒得和他说话了。 The flattery words listened, will have the contradiction psychology, wants to listen to other. But if some people really said punctures you, you wish one could slap dead he. 溜须拍马的话听多了,就会产生抵触心理,想听点别的。但如果有人真说了刺你的话,你又恨不得一巴掌扇死他。 The people are such complex animals. 人就是这么复杂的动物。 The program records time to decide in 2 : 00 pm, now just shortly after afternoon, one hour. 节目录制时间定在下午 2 点,现在刚过午后不久,还有一个多小时。 Qin Ze sits on the soft sofa, drinks water, being bored to death with making a move brusher. 秦泽坐在松软的沙发上,喝口水,百无聊赖的拿出手机刷。 „Elder Brother, can borrow me 1,000 five.” “哥,能不能借我一千五。” Before dozen minutes, sends, male younger cousin Jiang Cheng information. 十几分钟前发来的,表弟江澄的信息。 „You ask for money to do.” Qin Ze reply. “你要钱干嘛。”秦泽回复。 1,000 five silver yuan, the pediatrics, he scratches butt to dislike the wound chrysanthemum. But male younger cousin is only a high-school student, he should not withstand with his age incompatible financial resource. 一千五大洋,小儿科,他擦屁股都嫌伤菊花。但表弟只是高中生,他不应该承受与他年龄不符的财力。 If male younger cousin is rich second generation, that indifferent, 10,000 five Qin Ze do not have the opinion, but he is not. Fosters wasteful rich second generation him, in the future the person will abandon. 如果表弟是富二代,那无所谓,一万五秦泽都没意见,可他不是。把他养成大手大脚的富二代,将来人就废了。 „Has the urgent matter.” “有急事。” „Said.” “说。” „Cannot say, in any case is the urgent matter.” “不能说,反正是急事。” „Played the game to lose, is looking for the generation to practice anxiously?” “打游戏输了,急着找代练？” „Did not give even, I looked for older female cousin to want.” “不给就算了,我找表姐要。” „You can probably come 1,000 in older female cousin there five, my ten times give you.” “你能在表姐那里要来一千五,我十倍给你。” „Good.” “好。” After several minutes, Jiang Cheng round of information: „Do not come, she said that asks you to want.” 几分钟后,江澄发信息:“没要来,她说找你要。” Sent the screenshot to work as the evidence. 发了截图当证据。 „hē hē, you are not the first day know your older female cousin.” “呵呵,你又不是第一天认识你表姐。” The elder sister thoughts are more exquisite than him, not ascertaining reason, the 10 cents will not give. 姐姐心思比他更细腻,不问清楚原因,一毛钱都不会给。 Jiang Cheng: „I the screenshot that you said to her 【Quick-witted】” 江澄:“我把你说的截图给她【机智】” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” Quick, Jiang Cheng returned to his information, sent in one after another 【Cries】 Expression: „older female cousin makes me roll, then my blacklisted.” 很快,江澄又回他信息了,发来一连串【大哭】表情:“表姐让我滚,然后把我拉黑了。” Qin Ze: „You received venting anger 【Finds the clue make】” 秦泽:“你只是受了迁怒【摸摸头】” The idiots, counted on how many screenshots by draws elder sister to the same camp? 蠢货,指望靠几张截图把姐姐拉到同一阵营？ Do not be noisy, she does not hate to scold me, will only vent anger you. 别闹,她舍不得骂我,只会迁怒你。 Finally Qin Ze has not given him money, this boy rigid did not talk about the reason, the goal of asking for money has the chewability very much. For example the individuality signature of this boy: Before strolled lowest brothel to be legitimate, rested the wives to soak the pig cage. Now rests the wives to be safe, strolls lowest brothel to violate the law. Regarding loss of traditional culture, I expressed very grievedly. 最后秦泽还是没给他钱,这小子死性的不说原因,要钱的目的就很有嚼头。比如这小子的个性签名:以前逛窑子是合法的,睡人家老婆要浸猪笼。现在睡人家老婆是安全的,逛窑子是犯法的。对于传统文化的丢失,我表示很心痛。 1,000 five silver yuan, as if sufficed the prostitute complete set. 一千五大洋,似乎够大宝剑全套了。 Although he said that several girlfriends, have not gone to the prostitute man, is not the qualified man. 虽然他自称有过好几任女朋友,可没去过大宝剑的男人,不是合格的男人。 His the child of this age, truly to opening the new world front door was full of curious and hope. 他这个年纪的小孩,确实对推开新世界大门充满了好奇和渴望。 „dīng dōng!” “叮咚！” Information cue. 信息提示。 elder sister: „Jiang Cheng asked that you did ask for money?” 姐姐:“江澄问你要钱了？” Qin Ze: „Un, the number is big, does not know to do, he did not say.” 秦泽:“嗯,数目不小,不知道要干嘛,他也不说。” elder sister: „Do not give, the high-school student wants so much money to do, the sister-in-law/little aunt and little uncle will not lack his spending money. The child of this age is easiest to fail to study.” 姐姐:“别给哦,高中生要这么多钱干嘛,小姑和小姑父又不会缺他的零花钱。这个年纪的小孩最容易学坏。” Qin Ze: „Understands, perhaps must by the sister-in-law/little aunt be complained we give money randomly.” 秦泽:“懂的,没准还得被小姑埋怨我们乱给钱。” There is a saying one's family and relatives can ride on one's coattails to success, but words called to fight Mein to rise the meter/rice enmity. 有句话叫一人得道鸡犬升天,但还有句话叫斗米恩升米仇。 You do not have money time, relatives relative, once you are affluent, the relatives will become the clothes eating insect. 你没钱的时候,亲戚们还是亲戚,一旦你腰缠万贯,亲戚们就会成为蛀虫。 Qin Ze and Qin Baobao's principle has the difficulty to help, but do not count on that by lending money to make one's own way. 秦泽和秦宝宝的原则是有困难才帮忙,但你别指望靠借钱来发家致富。 Was good because of their locally born Shanghai people, the relatives cannot say that greatly richly greatly expensive/noble, the good and evil slightly has the abundant families of deposit. Must in the remote place, they trouble. 好在他俩土生土长的沪市人,亲戚们不能说大富大贵,好歹是小有存款的富足人家。要在穷乡僻壤,他们就麻烦了。 Said that this matter, elder sister sent a screenshot to her. 说完这这事儿,姐姐又发了张截图给她。 That is the mother and her chat record. 那是老妈和她的聊天记录。 Mother: „Had the object who looked at to glance.” 老妈:“有看上眼的对象了吗。” Qin Baobao: „No, your daughter eyes live on the forehead, only sees the airplane, cannot see the man.” 秦宝宝:“没呢,你女儿眼睛生在脑门上的,只看到飞机,看不到男人。” Mother: „The children of others family/home will buy the soy sauce.” 老妈:“别人家的孩子都会打酱油了。” Qin Baobao: „Your this saying said that probably your child will not hit soy sauce.” 秦宝宝:“您这话说的,好像您的孩子不会打酱油似的。” Mother: „Dead girl.” 老妈:“死丫头。” Qin Ze sends crazily 【Thumb】 Expression: „elder sister is quick-witted.” 秦泽狂发【大拇指】表情:“姐姐机智。” Qin Baobao replies „wearing sunglasses to be self-satisfied” one after another expression. 秦宝宝回复一连串“戴墨镜得意”表情。 At this time, Host opened the door of passenger compartment, he followed behind two based in the honored guest: Liu Li and Ning Youcheng. 这时,主持人推开了包间的门,他身后跟着两个常驻嘉宾:刘莉、宁有成。 In addition, a middle-aged foreigner. 此外,还有一个中年洋人。 Qin Ze: „Me has the matter, first did not chat.” 秦泽:“我这边有事,先不聊。” After he puts down the cell phone, Host warm putting out a hand: „Chief Qin, looks forward to eagerly, hoped finally you.” 他放下手机后,主持人热情的伸出手:“秦总,盼星星盼月亮,总算把您盼来了。” Qin Ze sets out to shake hand with him, Host gives him to introduce that foreigner, Professor Smith from MIT, the strong person of brain function research area, is the US scientific academician. 秦泽起身与他握手,主持人给他介绍那位洋人,来自麻省理工的史密斯教授,脑功能研究领域的强人,还是米国科学院士。 Smith in the US is the surname of rotten avenue , like Wang, Li, and Zhang of China, everywhere is. 史密斯在米国是烂大街的姓,就跟中国的王李张一样,到处都是。 When Host introduced Qin Ze, was very interesting, calls him the entertainment world strongest brain. 主持人介绍秦泽时,很有意思,称他为娱乐圈最强大脑。 „I have read your puzzle, shocks very much. Your doing mental arithmetic and reasoning faculty is very strong.” Professor Smith and Qin Ze handshake. “我看过你的拼图,很震撼。你的心算和推理能力很强。”史密斯教授和秦泽握手。 IQ is a very broad concept, included the observation, memory, imagination, the analysis and judgement, thought that the strain capacity. 智商是个很宽泛的概念,包括了观察、记忆、想象、分析判断、思维、应变能力等。 „My father is also professor.” Qin Ze said with a smile. “我父亲也是教授。”秦泽笑道。 „Qinghua University or Peking University.” Professor Smith said. “清华还是北大。”史密斯教授说。 „..... Economics Uni.” Qin Ze said. “.....财大。”秦泽说。 Is the opens the mouth the Qinghua or Peking University, the professor threshold of Qinghua Peking University is so low? 张口就是清华or北大,清华北大的教授门槛就这么低么？ Changes mind thinks, can understand, but others MIT professor, is the scientific academician, ordinary name brand university professor, but also really cannot place on a par with others. 转念一想,也能理解,人家可是麻省理工的教授,还是科学院士,普通名牌大学的教授,还真不能和人家相提并论。 Any Zhe Uni Fudan, is very ordinary, Qinghua Peking University can enter others eyes. 什么浙大啊复旦啊,都很一般,清华北大才能入人家的眼。 Foreigner professor stares slightly, did not remember Economics Uni probably is what university, but understands the politeness that the Chinese spoke thoughtlessly to talk nonsense: „Has heard so much about you.” 洋人教授微微一愣,大概没想起财大是什么大学,但深谙中国人随口扯淡的礼貌:“久仰大名。” No matter has listened, half expert on China human relations routine of Professor Smith clear Chinese, said whoever happens to come that „having heard so much about you” will definitely not make a mistake, these four characters are the human relations glossaries of tiger balm. 不管听没听过,半个中国通的史密斯教授清楚中国人的交际套路,逢人就说“久仰大名”肯定不会出错,这四个字是万金油的交际词汇。 The Host belt/bring honored guest drops around, is not only chats, mainly ventilates, to a pair of script. Today's content is what/anything, how the game plays, this honored guest must achieve to know in heart. Records the program time, the actor's pay of honored guest is next to the player. 主持人带嘉宾过来串门,不光是聊天来的,主要是通个气,对一对剧本。今天的内容是什么,游戏怎么玩,这个嘉宾要做到心里有数。录节目的时候,嘉宾的戏份仅次于选手。 Qin Ze has not read the script with enough time, is today's contest show, keeps one eye on, reads the script while and Host and honored guest chatted. 秦泽还没来得及看剧本,也就是今天的比赛节目,一心二用,一边看剧本一边和主持人、嘉宾聊天。 The program of China-foreign showdown has not passed, what today plays is the analysis and calculation, the space imagination and logical inference. 中外对决的戏码还没过去,今天玩的是计算分析、空间想象、逻辑推理。 When Qin Ze reads the script, room chatted from the program to the life, Professor Smith had said oneself liked China very much, deeply felt broad and profound of Chinese culture, feelings deepest was the Chinese calendar. 秦泽看完剧本时,房间里聊天已经从节目到生活,史密斯教授说自己很喜欢中国,深感中国文化的博大精深,感触最深的就是中国日历。 „Today is Lei Feng Day, I and my student find the opportunity to do good actively.” Professor Smith said: „But your Chinese does not celebrate own holiday probably, instead has liked our holiday very much.” “今天是雷锋日,我和我的学生积极找机会做好事。”史密斯教授说:“可你们中国人好像不怎么过自己的节日,反而很喜欢过我们的节日。” „Because your holidays have appeared ..... wait/etc. very fashionable, Lei Feng Day? I felt where is not right.” Qin Ze tastes, looks to Host and two honored guests, said with Chinese Language: „My truly not too enmity day, except for the holiday that Spring Festival Double Ninth Festival 61 National Day these were familiar, I do not know that we also had Lei Feng Day .....” “因为过你们的节日显得很时尚.....等等,雷锋日？我感觉哪里不对。”秦泽回过味来,看向主持人及两位嘉宾,用中文说:“我确实不太过节日,除了春节重阳六一国庆这些耳熟能详的节日,我都不知道咱们还有一个雷锋日.....” Saying, awkward smiling. 说着,尴尬的笑了笑。 Liu Li is good to say with a smile: „Don't you know Lei Feng Day? In childhood had not studied. Wait, I also felt where is not right.” 刘莉好笑道:“你连雷锋日都不知道？小时候没学过啊。等等,我也感觉哪里不对。” Ning Youcheng: „....... Today's Lei Feng Day?” 宁有成:“.......今天雷锋日？” He pulls out the cell phone silently, checked under the calendar, a putting down cell phone of heavy line, the look is extremely then strange, probably is suppressing to smile, suppressed is very laborious. 他默默掏出手机,查了下日历,然后一头黑线的放下手机,神色极其古怪,像是在憋笑,憋的很辛苦。 Host second looks at the cell phone, then turned off the cell phone not silently. 主持人第二个看手机,然后一言不发的关了手机。 Qin Ze searched the calendar curiously, today is in October/ten months 23, Frost Descends! 秦泽好奇的搜索了日历,今天是十月二十三,霜降！ Frost Descends. 霜降。 Lei Feng ..... 雷锋..... I special the possibility studied false Chinese Language. 我特么可能学了假中文。