MESIS :: Volume #7

#619: IQ steamroll


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Host looked at Qin Ze at a loss, looks at film director again, the look is awkward: He said, he completed.” 主持人茫然的看了眼秦泽,再看导演,神色尴尬:“他说,他完成了。” A moment ago, Qin Ze said loudly, I completed, and pressed down the confirmation key. 刚才,秦泽大声说,我完成了,并按下确认键。 At this time ranking in large screen, first impressively is: Qin Ze. 此时大屏幕里的排名,第一名赫然是:秦泽 The front player heard, unbelievable, therefore looked up the eye large screen, the person was shocked. 前排的选手听到了,难以置信,所以抬头看了眼大屏幕,人就惊呆了。 About a half minute, said accurately, the 28 second, completes 1/3 when the players puzzle, some people finished ahead of time. 半分钟左右,准确的说,二十八秒,在选手们拼图堪堪完成三分之一时,有人提前结束。 Is impossible.” film director does not believe that arrives at the Qin Ze table with stride, the puzzle truly spelled, but film director does not believe that Qin Ze completed relied on the strength. He knits the brows, turns the head to say with Host in a low voice: Is the ready-made puzzle?” “不可能。”导演不信,大步走到秦泽桌边,拼图确实拼好了,但导演不相信秦泽凭实力完成的。他皱了皱眉,转头和主持人低声说:“是不是现成的拼图?” The Host corners of the mouth twitch, really spelled 主持人嘴角抽搐,“真的拼好了” film director shoves open the dumbfounded cameraman directly, examination video, after the moment, his expression is like the cameraman. 导演直接推开目瞪口呆的摄像师,查看视频,片刻后,他的表情和摄像师一样。 He and Host silent looking at each other, swallows the saliva. 他和主持人无声对视,咽口水。 Qin Ze said with a smile: Puzzle is simple, the condition is also good, spelled incautiously, Host has said that went all-out. film director, explained to the players, then recorded.” 秦泽笑道:“拼图蛮简单的,状态又好,一不小心就拼好了,主持人说过,尽全力。导演,给选手们解释一下,然后重新录吧。” Host smiles bitterly. 主持人苦笑一声。 Goes all-out well. 尽全力就好。 This is he in the backstage to the words that Qin Ze spoke. 这是他在后台对秦泽说的话。 At that time thought Qin Ze with every effort also good, did not make contribution, his existence increased the interest of game link. 当时就觉得秦泽尽力也好,不尽力也罢,他的存在只是增添游戏环节的趣味性。 But you with first even, but also the steamroll Study Tyrant IQ, was imperceptibly good, entire gives way. 可你拿第一就算了,还无形中碾压了学霸们的智商,这下好了,整段垮掉。 Must to the player an explanation, the scene a little unrest, in players dumbfounded, clamping is being angry and discontented. 必须要给选手一个解释,场面有点骚乱,选手们懵逼中,夹着愤怒和不满。 Discontented Qin Ze breaks, either questioned Qin Ze and program group has the py transaction. 或不满秦泽打断,或质疑秦泽和节目组有py交易。 Since is the honored guest, cheats to be the joke nature, does not use earnestly, but shows off shouted, and disrupted everyone's rhythm, this was easy the suspect popular anger. 既然是嘉宾,作弊属于玩笑性质,不用较真,但炫耀似的喊出来,并打乱大家的比赛节奏,这就容易犯众怒。 Study Tyrant is proud, on the scene has Qin Ze's fans, shitheaded fan does not have. 学霸都是骄傲的,在场有秦泽的粉丝,脑残粉没有。 film director recovers from the shock, looks at Qin Ze, understands clearly at heart, he is intentionally. 导演从震惊中回过神来,不禁看一眼秦泽,心里了然,他是故意的。 This records the program, is not live broadcast, so long as cuts off comes to be good again. This is the Qin Ze's discretion. 这是录节目,不是直播,所以只要掐断重来就好。这是秦泽的分寸。 Ok, this compels, our program group licked. 可以,这逼,我们节目组舔了。 film director and Host confess several, returns to own film director position. 导演主持人交代几句,返回自己的导演位置。 Host said: A moment ago, had/left a surprising matter on the spot, our honored guest teacher, took the lead to complete the puzzle.” 主持人道:“刚才,现场出件让人惊讶的事,我们的嘉宾老师,率先完成了拼图。” He cannot certainly say is accidental/surprised, is the accident, but said surprised matter. 他当然不能说是意外,是事故,而是说“惊讶的事”。 A sound in an uproar. 一片哗然声。 Voice on the auditorium greatly is more chaotic, the response is also more intense. 观众席上的声音更大更乱,反应也更加激烈。 Was said that Qin Ze did spell?” “是说秦泽拼好了?” Possibly, how long, is he how fiercer than these talent players? I do not believe.” “怎么可能,才多久啊,他比这些天才选手更厉害?我不信。” False.” “假的吧。” Liu Li stares wide-eyed, sits in the honored guest position, asked Ning Youcheng: „Did Qin Ze complete the puzzle? 30 second?” 刘莉瞪大眼睛,坐在嘉宾位,问身边的宁有成:“秦泽完成拼图了?三十秒?” Ning Youcheng: Program group is cracking a joke, the 30 second, first did not say the calculation, solely is the hand fast, is very difficult to accomplish.” 宁有成:“节目组是在开玩笑吧,三十秒,先不说推算,单单是手速,也很难办到吧。” In the screen, Host said: To guarantee competition fair fair, we come to see the video.” 屏幕里,主持人说道:“为了保证比赛的公平公正,我们来看视频。” The screen switch over, in the picture presents the plate, the 6 x 6 complex puzzle, its picture was disrupted, can see vaguely is continuously lion proud stand on the prairie, there is a tree to have the grass to have the animal to have the blue sky, the scenery are many, representative the puzzle difficulty coefficient is not low. 屏幕切换,画面中出现平板,6x6的复杂拼图,它的画面被打乱,依稀可以看见是一直雄狮傲立在草原上,有树有草有动物有蓝天,景物多,代表着拼图难度系数不低。 the next moment, a pair of hand appears, it dances in the air in the screen at the extremely quick speed, the hand of players fast before him, insufficiently looked radically, missed several scales completely. 下一刻,一双手出现,它以极快的速度在屏幕飞舞,选手们的手速在他面前,根本不够看,完全差了好几个档次。 Ten fingers dance in the air, to only sees the remnant shadow quickly, but the picture of scattered in disorder disorder, in the fast return to original state, was actually changing every seconds, is recovering every seconds. 十指飞舞,快到只看见残影,而原本散乱无序的画面,却在快速的还原,每一秒都在变化,每一秒都在复原。 In this period, did not have the mistake, without Kartun, as if has determined the good procedure/program the machinery. 期间,没有错误,没有卡顿,仿佛是早已确定好程序的机械。 Entire process, short 28 second. 整个过程,只有短短的二十八秒。 Silent. 无声。 Shock. 震撼。 The entire audience felt own IQ received the insult. 全场观众都觉得自己智商受到了侮辱。 They open the mouth, is looking at the screen, finds it hard to believe that present, finds it hard to believe in the 28 second the matter. 他们张大嘴巴,望着屏幕,难以相信眼前的一幕,难以相信二十八秒里发生的事情。 The video ended, the arrogant players of having god-given wisdom rare talent, quiet silent. 视频结束,天纵奇才的高傲选手们,寂寂无声。 Until the Host sound: This is the process of Teacher Qin puzzle, has not entered quickly, he only used the short 28 second.” 直到主持人的声音:“这就是秦老师拼图的过程,没有快进,他只用了短短二十八秒。” The first record program studio, seethes with excitement immediately. 第一录制节目现场,顿时沸腾。 My God, this is impossible.” “我的天,这不可能。” fuck me, this whole life reads the puzzle that has most shocked, does not see clearly to the finger quickly.” 卧槽,这辈子看过最震撼的拼图,快到手指都看不清楚。” Too 6, but I am unbelievable, how to achieve?” “太六了,但我还是难以相信,怎么做到的?” Quick Shooter is what/anything is really quick.” 快枪手真的是什么都快啊。” „After is 90, I know finally oneself and his disparity.” “都是九零后,我终于知道自己和他的差距了。” hā hā, you look at these player dumbfounded, this who is protagonist, who is a supporting role, feels ashamed.” 哈哈,你们看那些选手懵逼的,这到底谁是主角,谁是配角,脸上无光。” Said early, the player is fierce, is only Study Tyrant, looks at others Qin Ze's achievement, whose tall who/what is low was very well obvious.” “早说了,选手再厉害,也只是学霸,看人家秦泽的成就,孰高孰低很明显了好么。” Forget it, you added Qin Ze a moment ago compared with this crowd of Study Tyrant.” “得了吧,刚才你还说秦泽比不过这群学霸。” Liu Li said: „The nearby has the stopwatch, I suspected that the program group is entering quickly.” 刘莉道:“要不是边上有秒表,我都怀疑节目组在快进。” Full of admiration that Ning Youcheng admires: This video, did not have the issue with the Guinness World Record.” 宁有成佩服的五体投地:“这个视频,拿个吉尼斯记录是没问题了。” Liu Li does not believe: Real false.” 刘莉不信:“真的假的。” Ning Youcheng said: Naturally , the 28 second, most time use on the motion puzzle, time that in other words, he is used to ponder, over five seconds, a more accurate view, he does not see the puzzle time, in the mind the process of entire puzzle calculated. Mental ability too perverted.” 宁有成道:“当然真的,二十八秒,大部分时间都用在移动拼图上,换句话说,他用来思考的时间,不超过五秒,更准确的说法,他看到拼图的时候,脑海里就把整个拼图的过程推算好了。脑力太变态了。” Gesture that Ning Youcheng dances with joy, he is excited. 宁有成手舞足蹈的比划,他非常激动。 Program time-out, after the video player ended, has not started immediately, Host and film director conducted the short exchange and discussion. 节目暂停,视频播放结束后,没有立刻开始,主持人导演进行了短暂的交流、商议。 This can cut away?” Host said. “这段要不要切掉?”主持人道。 His meaning, definitely was good that cut away, the Qin Ze too show, returned the show compared with Comrade Chen Duxiu, although admired very much shocking very much, but protagonist of program was these players, Qin Ze's existed, hung like a Sun in the head of players. But the player does not have the ability to fly to ascend the sky, with Sun side-by-side. 他的意思,肯定是切掉的好,秦泽太秀了,比陈独秀同志还秀,虽然很震惊很佩服,但节目的主角是这些选手,秦泽的存在,就像一个太阳挂在选手们的头上。而选手却没有能力飞上天,和太阳肩并肩。 Everyone is overshadowed. 所有人都黯然失色。 This is nothing, we invited the science subjects champions in such and such province, invited overseas such and such university youngest masters degree, invited super talent that has won the innumerable prizes. 这算什么,我们请了某某省的理科冠军,请了国外某某大学的最年轻硕士,请了得过无数奖的超级天才。 The result puts in an appearance is beaten by Qin Ze, this will make the audience suspect that the level of their program, suspected they asked one pile of parallel imports to contribute no work but be undetected because of others. 结果一照面就被秦泽斩于马下,这会让观众怀疑他们节目的水平,怀疑他们请了一堆水货滥竽充数。 To be cautious, cutting away is quite good. 出于稳妥起见,切掉比较好。 film director does not think, hesitation several seconds, said: „If not cut away, truly attacks halo of players very much.” 导演不这么想,沉吟数秒,道:“如果不切掉,确实很打击选手们的光环。” Host nods. 主持人点头。 film director also said: But we asked Qin Ze to come, not because of his fame and rallying point. If wrote «A Hundred Genius Contestants Cannot Beat Qin Ze» this issue of title, is very **, the audience looked, does the point come to look immediately? This is the first period, we need is the heat degree, Qin Ze now is one of the hottest public figures, by this title, heat degree enough.” 导演又道:“但我们请秦泽过来,不就是因为他的名气和号召力么。如果把这一期的标题写成《百名天才选手联手不敌秦泽》,是不是很**,观众们看了,是不是会立刻点进来看?这是第一期,咱们需要的就是热度,秦泽现在是最火的公众人物之一,凭借这个标题,热度就够了。” Host said: „The image of player 主持人道:“选手的形象问题” film director said: Later you praised one boasts Qin Ze emphatically, his achievement, his personal history, was full of the fantasy color, was not these players of result good brain miraculous glow can compare, you praised one boasts, disparity of both sides highlights immediately, the audience will only think that Qin Ze was too fierce, but will not question the player.” 导演道:“待会你着重夸一夸秦泽,他的成就,他的履历,本来就充满奇幻色彩,不是这些成绩好脑子灵光的选手能比,你夸一夸,双方的差距立刻凸显出来,观众只会觉得秦泽太厉害,而不会质疑选手。” No matter the variety show or the film and television play, the film director weight/quantity is heaviest, particularly television station section. 不管是综艺节目还是影视剧,导演的分量最重,尤其是电视台这种部门 Host returns to the stage, the program restarts the record. 主持人返回台上,节目重新开始录制。 Puzzle random disrupts, the position and previous difference, this can avoid the players familiar and easy. 拼图随机打乱,位置和上一次不同,这样就能避免选手们“轻车熟路”。 The competition result comes out quickly, this round, the quickest player flower 1 minute 15 seconds, the slowest flower 2 minutes 34 seconds, the remaining 20 names, eliminated directly. 比赛成绩很快出来,这一轮,最快的选手花了一分十五秒,最慢的花了两分三十四秒,剩下的二十名,直接淘汰。 Host said: „After the previous round contingency, our players completes ranking of this link finally, before the first star is promoted directly , the 30 strong competition. His time-consuming is 1 minute 15 seconds, made very good progress, but is large with the Teacher Qin disparity, does not need to be surprised for this reason, remembers Teacher Qin speculated in the stock market initially, merely one month, grew out of nothing, made one hundred million. In addition, on him also some all sorts of halo, each makes one be able not hold a candle, previously made the progress, seems natural.” 主持人道:“在经过上一轮的意外情况后,我们的选手终于完成这一环节的排名,第一名将直接晋级前三十强比赛。他的耗时是一分十五秒,取得了很不错的成绩,但和秦老师差距颇大,不用为此感到意外,记得秦老师当初炒股的时候,仅仅一个月,就从无到有,挣了一个亿。此外,他身上还有种种光环,每一个都让人望尘莫及,先前取得成绩,也显得理所应当。” The talent players knit the brows secretly, is listening to Host flatter the Qin Ze's words, thought that they received the contempt. 天才选手们暗暗皱眉,听着主持人的吹捧秦泽的话,就觉得他们受到了轻视。 Although Qin Ze is truly fierce, but the arrogant talent player did not acknowledge oneself lose to him, the puzzle is only the small game, cannot the representative IQ height, some of their Ziqiang (self-improve) fierce domains. 尽管秦泽确实很厉害,可高傲的天才选手不承认自己输给他,拼图只是小游戏,并不能代表智商高低,他们都有各自强悍的领域。 „The 28 second, thinks really to be afraid.” Host knows when to stop stops, asked a first player freely spoken: Chen Haonan, you are the first name, you have such feeling.” 二十八秒,想想真是让人不寒而栗。”主持人适可而止的停下来,顺口问第一名的选手:“陈浩男,你是第一名,你也有这样的感受吧。” Chen Haonan responded: Has not been afraid.” 陈浩男回应:“并没有不寒而栗。” Host is a little immediately awkward. 主持人顿时有点尴尬。 Qin Ze sees that said with a smile: Has lofty ideals, can not contain the vertical man, is the good men.” 秦泽见状,就笑道:“有志气,能不含而立的男人,都是好男人。” The awkward atmosphere solves with ease. 尴尬的气氛轻松解决。
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