MESIS :: Volume #1

#56: Haven't you paid attention to the Qin Baobao dress rehearsal?


Below makes me come to have the last singer, everyone might as well guesses, who she is?” Backstage, Yin Jia walks, then spoke. “下面让我来请出最后一位歌手,大家不妨猜猜,她是谁?”后台,尹佳边走,边回头说话。 Who is, which is the seam protector singer?” “是谁啊,补位歌手是哪个?” Is good to anticipate, is which teacher?” “好期待,是哪位老师?” Program group, if can invite Heavenly King or Heavenly Queen, I take you.” “节目组要是能请来一位天王天后,我就服你们。” Heavenly King do not think, appearance money high.” 天王别想了,出场费得多高啊。” Is uncertain, the appearance money in order calculates, please Heavenly King come, is eliminated him, could not spend how much money.” “不一定,出场费是按次数算的,请个天王来,然后把他淘汰出局,也花不了多少钱。” Teases the ratio, the Heavenly King level singer mounts the stage, to sweep away, where will have the opponent, said again, if such setting, why Heavenly King must come, to damage popular. Where your IQ.” “逗比吧,天王级歌手一上台,岂不是横扫,哪里会有对手,再说,如果是这样的设定,天王为什么要来,岂不是太损人气。你智商哪里去了。” The barrage is very lively, although the program had broadcast on the television, but is not everyone defends the television to look, the present person, likes watching the program with the cell phone and computer. The television bumps will not bump. 弹幕很热闹,虽然节目已经在电视上播了,但不是所有人都守着电视看的,现在的人,更喜欢用手机、电脑看节目。电视机碰都不会碰。 Yin Jia knocks on a door. 尹佳敲了敲门。 Burnt the young woman of wave volume long hair to open the door, greeted toward her with a smile: Hi!” 烫着波浪卷长发的年轻女人打开了门,笑着朝她打招呼:“嗨!” Xue Mei teacher, hello/you good.” 雪玫老师,你好你好。” Yin Jia, hello/you good.” 尹佳,你好。” Two women shake hand enthusiastically. 两个女人热情握手。 Xue Mei can only calculate C-list female star, the fame is not too big nor too small, but Yin Jia is warm to her, the reason is Xue Mei husband Li Xuegang, musical world big success, one of the rock and roll pioneers. In the fame, must win compared with Huang Yuteng plans. Xue Mei 27~28 age, but Li Xuegang quick 40, two people differed about are ten years old, in the entertainment world, old man few wives is the common situation, differs 20 has plenty of such people. 雪玫只能算三线女星,名气不大不小,但尹佳对她非常热情,原因是雪玫的丈夫李学刚,乐坛大咖,摇滚界的先驱之一。名气上,比黄宇腾都要胜一筹。雪玫二十七八的年纪,而李学刚四十了,两人相差将近十岁,在娱乐圈,老夫少妻是常见的情况,相差二十都大有人在。 Xue Mei is the model family background, after marrying Li Xuegang, takes advantage of the husband in the personal connection of entertainment world, made a debut to be the singer, later fought in the entertainment world, mixed C-list reluctantly. 雪玫是模特出身,嫁给李学刚后,依仗丈夫在娱乐圈的人脉,出道做了歌星,随后转战娱乐圈,勉强混了个三线 „The Xue Mei teacher mentality is very good, is not anxious.” Yin Jia said. 雪玫老师心态很好,一点都不紧张。”尹佳笑着说。 Also ok, but that rookie of your program is not tense, I have what/anything is quite anxious.” Xue Mei relaxed shrugging. “还行吧,不过你们节目的那个新人都不紧张,我有什么好紧张的。”雪玫轻松的耸耸肩。 Uh...... you said like this makes me not know how to say. Yin Jia can only smile. ......你这样说让我不知道怎么接话。尹佳只能微笑。 Barrage: Yo, the tone is very big.” 弹幕:“呦,口气挺大。” Up-and-comers are not tense, therefore you aren't anxious? Ok, without problem.” “新人都不紧张,所以你也不紧张?可以,没毛病。” Others Qin Baobao art or technique of singing is at least good, the song did not have the words saying that energy where Xue Mei you came.” “人家秦宝宝至少唱功好,歌曲更是没话说,雪玫你哪来的底气。” Disappointed, although Xue Mei is attractive, but has no way compared with Qin Baobao completely, the cheek missed two scales, the stature missed a scale. Even 36 D no woman, is a woman.” “失望,雪玫虽然漂亮,但完全没法和秦宝宝相比呐,脸蛋差了两个档次,身材差了一个档次。连36d都没有的女人,还是女人嘛。” ......” “噗......” You idiot!, the old lady is a woman, does not have 36 D, what's wrong.” mdzz,老娘就是女人,就是没有36d,怎么了。” Chinese woman: The mental illness, 36 D or the person, are the cows.” “中国女人:神经病啊,36d还是人么,是奶牛。” Naturally, supports the Xue Mei person is also many, what taunted was only a few, C-list celebrity, the popular foundation definitely was not Qin Baobao can compare. 当然,支持雪玫的人也不少,冷嘲热讽的只是少数,一个三线明星,人气基础肯定不是秦宝宝能比。 Yin Jia does intentionally said curiously: Heard that Xue Mei teacher this coming prepared, prepared the secret weapon to everyone, can disclose.” 尹佳故作好奇道:“听说雪玫老师这次有备而来,给大家准备了秘密武器,能透露透露吗。” Ok.” Xue Mei nods, self-confident: My husband wrote several songs to me, my running schedule is quite happen to idle, comes your program to challenge itself.” “可以。”雪玫点头,自信满满:“我老公给我写了几首歌,正好我档期比较闲,就来你们节目挑战一下自己。” „, Studied just the teacher new song? Rock and roll?” Yin Jia pleasantly surprised say/way. “哇,学刚老师的新歌?摇滚?”尹佳惊喜道。 „It is not, the rock and roll I cannot sing, is the love song.” Xue Mei happy said: My husband to the love song that I write, I plan before the end of the year, publishes a special edition, the song is he writes, because everyone also knows, my husband sings the rock and roll, the love song is not his special skill, therefore wants examines in " I am a Singer » platform.” “不是,摇滚我唱不来,是情歌。”雪玫一脸幸福的说:“我老公给我写的情歌,我打算年底前,出一张专辑,歌曲都是他写的,因为大家也知道,我老公是唱摇滚的,情歌不是他的特长,所以想在《我是歌星》平台检验一下。” Yin Jia said with a smile: Makes us wait.” 尹佳笑道:“让我们拭目以待。” The barrage exploded: Li Xuegang recent work, anticipation.” 弹幕炸了:“李学刚的新作啊,期待。” Idol product, must be the high-quality goods.” “偶像出品,必属精品。” Highlight is full, compares the Qin Baobao's original song, I anticipate the Teacher Li love song.” “亮点满满,相比秦宝宝的原创歌曲,我更期待李老师的情歌。” Rock and roll love song?” “摇滚情歌?” Do not tease, the rock and roll and love song are the diverse sectors, you swing of fervor, while sang the attractive and charming love song?” “别逗,摇滚和情歌是不同领域,你一边激情的摇摆,一边唱深情款款的情歌?” Yes, without the culture is really fearful, the rock and roll and love song are completely different.” “就是,没文化真可怕,摇滚和情歌完全不一样好吗。” Li Xuegang favored the wife, envied.” 李学刚太宠妻了,羡慕。” nicely done 666 Enters quickly enters quickly, I must listen to the Li Xuegang new song.” “快进快进,我要听李学刚的新歌。” Rock and roll big success enters the love song domain, the love song princes trembles quickly.” “摇滚大咖进军情歌领域,情歌王子们快颤栗吧。” Li Xuegang is the musical world famous arranges sings, his rock and roll fire spreads near big Jiangnan, but the love song and rock and roll are different, I do not hug too in a big way expected.” 李学刚是乐坛出名的自编自唱,他的摇滚火遍大江南边,不过情歌和摇滚毕竟不同,我不抱太大期望。” Before the computer, Qin Ze looks at the barrage, corner of the mouth raised. 电脑前,秦泽看着弹幕,嘴角一挑 Who said that the rock and roll and love song are the diverse sectors, yes, before he does not have the audition points mall music base, believes, system renovated his worldview, the storage music base simply is magnanimous, came from parallel space song, inside has many rock and roll love song. 谁说摇滚和情歌是不同领域,是,他没试听积分商城音乐库之前,也是这么认为,系统刷新了他的三观,储存的音乐库简直是海量,来自于平行空间的歌曲,里头有不少摇滚情歌。 Qin Baobao sneers, this woman stirs up trouble, the elder sister is unpleasing to the eyes, first round on her KO.” 秦宝宝冷笑一声,“这女人挑事,姐看不顺眼,第一个回合就把她ko。” The Qin Ze supercilious look said: Hey, you are the play pass, how like this we also see the program, Sister Zijin, we return to the room to sleep.” 秦泽白眼道:“喂,你这是剧透,这样我们还怎么看节目,子衿姐,咱们回屋里睡觉。” Is good to drop.” Wang Zijin quite coordinates, to set out to walk toward the room. “好滴。”王子衿相当配合,起身就要往屋子里走。 They actually do not want to look, trapped/sleepy nervous, is not willing to stay up late. 他们俩其实都不想看,困的慌,不愿意熬夜。 Qin Baobao flustered, butt knocks down Wang Zijin on the sofa, then a tiger throws, the whole person presses on Qin Ze, rides him under the body: Do not walk do not walk, accompanies me to look the lens that the elder sister shows off have not arrived. Wang Zijin you, or looked, I break ties with you.” 秦宝宝慌了,一屁股王子衿撞倒在沙发上,接着一个虎扑,整个人压在秦泽身上,把他骑在身下:“别走别走,陪我看嘛,姐出风头的镜头还没到呢。王子衿你要不看,我就和你绝交。” Qin Ze raises hand to indicate: I did not fear that you and I break ties, please let me go back to sleep.” 秦泽举手表示:“我不怕你和我绝交,请让我回去睡觉。” Qin Baobao bent down to speak a few words in his ear bank. 秦宝宝俯身在他耳畔说了一句话。 Qin Ze recognizes immediately instigated, indicated: Accompanied elder sister to see in ancient times, I also showed a faint smile.” 秦泽立刻认怂,表示:“陪姐姐看到天荒地老,我也只是微微一笑。” Qin Baobao said on the quiet, I told Zijin you to take my underwear to do the strange matter secretly. 秦宝宝悄悄说,我告诉子衿你偷偷拿我内衣做奇怪的事。 Was held Qin Ze of handle to be angry very much the snow white gully that glances a elder sister chest front that is too deep to see the bottom, retaliates. Thoughts keen Qin Baobao detects immediately, knife hand cuts on the younger brother head, is blushing sets out. 被抓住把柄的秦泽很生气的瞟一眼姐姐胸前深不见底的雪白沟壑,报复一下。心思敏锐的秦宝宝立刻察觉,一记手刀砍在弟弟脑袋上,红着脸直起身。 In the program, the singers start to draw lots. 节目里,歌手们开始抽签。 Hong Jingyao is old seniors, everyone recommended that his first ballot, his helpless shrugging, pulls out 3 rd. 洪敬尧是老前辈,大家推举他第一个抽签,他无奈的耸耸肩,抽道三号。 Huang Yuteng second ballot: 2 nd. 黄宇腾第二个抽签:二号。 Chen Xiaotong: 3 rd.” 陈小彤:“三号。” Is one's turn Li Rongxing time, he is very anxious, but he is abandoned by lucky Goddess today, pulls out to 2 nd. 轮到李荣兴的时候,他特别紧张,可他今天被幸运女神抛弃,抽到二号。 No, why I am 2 nd, I with Brother Huang PK.” Li Rongxing is holding the head, shouting no. “no,为什么我是二号,我不要和黄哥pk。”李荣兴抱着头,一个劲的喊no。 Several singers smiled. 几个歌手都笑了。 Yin Jia blinks: Now in the box is only left over two 1 st, two do not need to pull out.” 尹佳眨眨眼:“现在箱子里只剩下两个一号,两位没必要抽了吧。” Xue Mei slanting Qin Baobao: Does not need to pull out.” 雪玫斜了眼秦宝宝:“是没必要抽了。” Qin Baobao maintains the smile. 秦宝宝保持微笑。 Yin Jia said: This ballot is very interesting, both bring the original song to come, on issue of we have experienced the quality of Qin Baobao song, but behind Xue Mei teacher is also standing Great God, who does plan really? I wish one could the standpoint to start to compete now.” 尹佳道:“这次抽签很有意思,两位都是带着原创歌曲来的,上一期我们见识过了秦宝宝歌曲的质量,而雪玫老师背后也是站着一尊大神,到底谁更甚一筹?我现在恨不得立场开始比赛了啊。” Xue Mei self-confident and indifferent tone: I believe my husband's talent, believes own strength.” 雪玫自信又淡然的语气:“我相信我老公的才华,也相信自己的实力。” The cameramen change to the lens Qin Baobao intentionally, the appropriate spoken language confrontation, is the big selling point of variety show. 摄像师故意把镜头转到秦宝宝身上,适当的言语交锋,是综艺节目的一大卖点。 Qin Baobao is smiling sweetly: I also believe my family younger brother talent, and my strength.” 秦宝宝甜甜笑着:“我也相信我家弟弟的才华,以及我自己的实力。” Xue Mei sneers. 雪玫冷笑一声。 Barrage: I go, on these two woman bars.” 弹幕:“我去,这俩女人杠上了。” Was then interesting.” “这下有意思了。” «I am a Singer» is a grade of very real program, like some variety shows, is completely not walks the script, full routine. «I am a Singer» also has routine, but its many details are genuine, never desirably manufacture contradiction, desirably cp, forcefully touching what/anything.” “《我是歌星》是一档很真实的节目,不像一些综艺节目,完全是走剧本,满满套路。《我是歌星》也有套路,但它很多细节都是原汁原味,从不刻意制造矛盾,刻意cp,强行感人什么的。” On face value, I favor Qin Baobao. But in the level, I favors Xue Mei, cracks a joke, but her husband Li Xuegang.” 颜值上,我更倾向秦宝宝。但在水平上,我倾向雪玫,开玩笑,她老公可是李学刚。” Most likes looking that the woman rips to compel, to say, Qin Baobao has no chance. Although she sang two high-quality goods, but the high-quality goods were the rotten avenue? So long as she is less than first two slightly, does not use Xue Mei teacher KO, her popular slides significantly, the audience is unable to accept such contrast.” “最喜欢看女人撕逼,讲真,秦宝宝没什么希望。虽然她唱歌两首精品,但精品是烂大街的吗?她只要稍稍不及前两首,不用雪玫老师ko,她自己人气就大幅度下滑,观众无法接受这样的反差。” Said is reasonable, Qin Baobao is an rookie, without the fans foundation, like other singers, the display is not abnormal, everyone can also forgive and understand, approves their levels.” “说的有道理,秦宝宝是新人,没有粉丝基础,不像其他歌手,发挥失常,大家也能体谅、理解,认同他们的水平。” No commeasurable, Qin Baobao must be eliminated, the beautiful woman who really pitifully, the wave big buttocks curl upwards, eliminated to be a pity. I did not have to rub enough.” “没什么可比性的,秦宝宝要出局了,真可惜,波大臀翘的美人,淘汰掉就太可惜了。我还没撸够。” Even if her wave big buttocks curl upwards, did not sing good, must eliminate.” “就算她波大臀翘,唱歌不行,也还是要淘汰。” Spoke the real soul talk, the Qin Baobao's art or technique of singing has, specially that sound, āi yōu yōu, listened I was hard. However on the scene is the specialized singer, the art or technique of singing is not bad, her rookie, suffers a loss very much.” “说真心话,秦宝宝的唱功是有的,特别那声音,哎呦呦,听的我都硬了。不过在场的都是专业歌手,唱功都不差,她新人,很吃亏的。” Was OK, her rookie, can harvest such big popular, is rare. After this time eliminates, company will definitely have the following packing, she should be able to become famous.” “可以了,她一个新人,能收获这么大的人气,已经难得。这次淘汰后,公司肯定会有后续包装,她应该能出名的。” On the stage, Yin Jia said: Invited first position singer Xue Mei.” 台上,尹佳说道:“有请第一位歌手雪玫。” The applause resounds, audience is very high-spirited, record of backstage, they through the purity that the large screen looks. Knows that Xue Mei brings the Li Xuegang recent work, extremely anticipation. 掌声响起,现场的观众情绪很高,后台的录制情况,他们通过大屏幕看的一清二楚。都知道雪玫是带着李学刚的新作来的,万分期待。 Xue Mei steps on very charming and sultry mold Xtep to mount the stage very much regularly, she is the specialized model family background, the 27 age, the character and style thoroughly ripe young married woman. Many audience screamed, the whistle of male. 雪玫踩着很正规很风情万种的模特步登台,她是专业模特出身,二十七的年纪,风情熟透的少妇。很多观众都尖叫,还有男的吹口哨。 The musical sound gets up. 音乐声起。 The large screen, is rolling the song name: 《Fairy Tale》, 身后的大屏幕,滚动着歌曲名字:《童话》 The Xue Mei singing sound spreads along with the rhythm: Told you gently, Fairy Tale secret.” 雪玫的歌声随节奏传开:“轻轻告诉你,童话的秘密。” Is the sad touching love, is the beautiful love.” “是凄美的爱情,是美丽的爱情。” Prince fell in love with the princess, the frog fell in love with the princess.” “王子爱上了公主,青蛙爱上了公主。” Puppet fell in love with the princess, the frog fell in love with the princess.” “木偶爱上了公主,青蛙爱上了公主。” You, are my princess.” “你,就是我的公主。” My princess, my love.” “我的公主,我的爱情。” „The love in Fairy Tale.” 童话里的爱情。” My princess, my princess, your prince is I......” “我的公主,我的公主,你的王子是我啊......” The Xue Mei voice is sweet, clear interesting to listen, but this 《Fairy Tale》, is the rhythm is vividly beautiful, was sung by her, was appropriate. The audience shake the arm gently, as the rhythm swings, no one shouted loudly, is listening respectfully to the melodious lively song. 雪玫的嗓音甜甜的,清脆动听,而这首《童话》,也是节奏偏明媚轻快,由她来唱,非常合适。观众们轻轻摇动手臂,随着节奏摆动,没人大喊大叫,聆听着悠扬轻快的歌。 The lens cut the backstage, the Huang Yuteng appreciation: Rhythm is very sprightly, singlish.” 镜头切到后台,黄宇腾赞赏不已:“节奏很明快,朗朗上口。” Hong Jingyao appraises critical: Compared with the high-quality song, was inferior slightly, but the song is very good, the happy love, is worth one hear very much.” 洪敬尧评价中肯:“和精品歌曲相比吧,稍稍不如,不过歌很好,幸福甜蜜的爱情,很值得一听。” Chen Xiaotong said suddenly: Aii, do not go to by the Little Qin belt/bring ditch , our grade of programs, what compared with is the art or technique of singing, is the sound, who are less than the high-quality song.” 陈小彤忽然道:“哎哎,你们别被小秦带沟里去好吧,咱们这档节目,比的是唱功,是声音,不是比精品歌曲谁多。” Hong Jingyao and Huang Yuteng shake the head to laugh in spite of trying not, was truly brought in the ditch to go, hears the original, brings to compare with the Qin Baobao's two originals subconsciously, but actually PK in this stage, the song is only part, the art or technique of singing is main. In the music class variety show, jumps over the high-quality the song, the presence probability is lower, instead is the song of leaning unexpected winner is very popular. This has the reason, as long as the classics, are hard to exceed, sings them not to have the significance, sang was not good, was lifts a rock to drop it on one's own feet. 洪敬尧黄宇腾摇头失笑,确实被带沟里去了,一听到原创,就下意识拿来和秦宝宝的两首原创作比较,但其实在这个舞台上pk,歌曲只是一部分,唱功才是主要。在音乐类综艺节目中,越精品的歌曲,出场概率越低,反而是偏冷门的歌曲很受欢迎。这是有原因的,但凡经典,都难以超越,翻唱他们毫无意义,唱的不好,便是搬起石头砸自己的脚。 On the barrage, the netizens commented continuous: 弹幕上,网友们评论不休: Small fresh love song, good good.” “小清新的情歌,不错不错。” How this song is the angle of man.” “不过这歌怎么是男人的角度。” Nonsense, this is Li Xuegang teacher writes to Xue Mei teacher, naturally is the subjective angle of view of man.” “废话,这是李学刚老师写给雪玫老师的,当然是男人的主视角。” „The entertainment world model couple, is quite affected. I must husband like this.” “娱乐圈模范夫妻,好感动。我也要这样的老公。” This song is good.” “这歌不错的。” How to feel that does not have that two good that Qin Baobao sang.” “怎么感觉没有秦宝宝唱的那两首好。” Nonsense, do you work as the high-quality song rotten avenue? The so-called high-quality song, can arrange the music top list absolutely first ten, and in, can not stay the eliminated condition over the next several years to ten year. But so-called classics, no matter past many years, never faded, in the course of time more/complete new, in the course of time more/complete fragrant.” “废话,你当精品歌烂大街的?所谓精品歌,就是绝对能排音乐风云榜前十,且在未来几年乃至十年之中,都能保持不被淘汰的状态。而所谓的经典,则不管过去多少年,始终不褪色、日久弥新,日久弥香。” Said was too right, this song I give the perfect score, Li Xuegang teacher for the love song that the wife creates, full love.” “说的太对了,这首歌我给满分,李学刚老师为妻子创作的情歌,满满的爱情。” Li Xuegang teacher in show love? A mouth dog grain, but I like.” 李学刚老师是在秀恩爱吗?一嘴狗粮,不过我喜欢。” Fierce my Elder Brother, the rock and roll sang, is the love song so also splendid?” “厉害了我的哥,摇滚唱歌好,情歌也这么出色?” Xue Mei: The husband was really fierce, loves you.” 雪玫:老公真厉害,爱死你了。” Eh, next Qin Baobao, how I felt that she must end the calf.” “额,下一个秦宝宝了吧,我怎么感觉她要完犊子。” hā hā hā, definitely ends the calf.” 哈哈哈,肯定完犊子啊。” Only if she puts out a high-quality song again, but, possibly, possibly?” “除非她再拿出一首精品歌,但,可能吗,可能吗?” Compares her 《Legend》, I like Xue Mei teacher 《Fairy Tale》, singlish, I entered the rhythm all of a sudden.” “相比她的《传奇》,我更喜欢雪玫老师《童话》,朗朗上口,我一下子就进入节奏了。” In the program, several singers are still discussing, 《Fairy Tale》 is greatly well-respected. Favors Xue Mei consistently. 节目里,几个歌手还在谈论,《童话》大受好评。一致看好雪玫 Li Rongxing has a look at this, has a look at that suppressed for quite a while, cannot bear the opens the mouth: Uh...... haven't you gone to listen to Qin Baobao to have a dress rehearsal?” 李荣兴看看这个,看看那个,憋了半天,忍不住开口:“......你们没去听秦宝宝彩排?” „?” “啊?” I am having a dress rehearsal, has not gone to listen.” “我在彩排,没去听。” On that day had the matter, the dress rehearsal I first goes back.” “那天有事,彩排完我就先回去了。” Several singers look to Li Rongxing. 几位歌手纷纷看向李荣兴
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