Close to getting off work, Wang Zijin raised the head from piles of archives, rubs the temples that swelled, the look is very exhausted. 临近下班,王子衿从一堆堆文案中抬起头,揉了揉发胀的太阳穴,眼神很疲惫。 Managing company is not easy, although Wang Zijin bragged that is more intelligent than Qin Baobao and Su Yu, but in her life plan, has not done business this option, university chooses Peking University Chinese Language department, the grandfather at a young age her, when pen training. 管理一家公司并不容易,虽然王子衿自诩比秦宝宝和苏钰更聪明,可她的人生规划里,并没有经商这个选项,大学选择北大中文系,爷爷自小把她当笔杆子培养。 Cannot open like Qin Ze hangs the cracking with the teeth skill book, she does not even have the opportunity of study step by step slowly, Amethyst drops from the clouds, takes the post of CEO directly, gets married small rascal this not to have, to cross out temporarily. 又不能像秦泽那样开挂嗑技能书,她甚至连一步步慢慢学习的机会都没有,紫晶从天而降,直接出任ceo,迎娶小赤佬这个暂时没有,划掉。 But turns over to tired tired, Wang Zijin has fun, she will regard oneself Amethyst and Qin Ze in the future, will operate diligently. The Amethyst influence is bigger, her status is higher, Yīngyīng Monster that entertainment company, supported also such, what she walked was the Internet science and technology route, this road was the bright main road, the Wang Zijin's strategy vision plans compared with Su Yu absolutely , the Su Yu's vision was only restricted in the market, but her vision, what seen was the policy direction. 但累归累,王子衿乐在其中,她把紫晶当成自己和秦泽未来,努力经营。紫晶的影响力越大,她的地位越高,嘤嘤怪那个娱乐公司,撑死也就那样了,她走的是互联网科技路线,这条路绝对是煌煌大道,王子衿的战略目光比苏钰更甚一筹,苏钰的眼光仅限于商场,而她的目光,看到的是政策走向。 One day, she can fight with the fists Yīngyīng Monster, foot treads Poodle Su, if Pei Nanman that wife wife must butt in horizontally, king auspicious day Zijin, did not mind that accompanies. 总有一天,她能拳打嘤嘤怪,脚踏苏泰迪,若是裴南曼那个大奶人妻也要横插一脚,王・良辰・子衿,不介意奉陪到底。 Wang Zijin's secretary enters the office, the bosom is holding the package: „Chief Wang, your express.” 王子衿的秘书走进办公室,怀里抱着包裹:“王总,您的快递。” Express? 快递？ Wang Zijin does not remember own when net has bought the goods, she received at a loss express. 王子衿不记得自己什么时候网购过物品,她茫然接过快递。 Looked at the eye to send an address and consignee, right, truly sent for her. 看了眼寄件地址和收货人,没错,确实是寄给她的。 Wang Zijin extracts a pen from the pen container, pokes a hole on the adhesive plaster, then cut, opens looked at one, closed rapidly, said lightly: „You first go out.” 王子衿从笔筒里抽出一支笔,在胶布上戳一个洞,然后划开,打开看了一眼,迅速合上,淡淡道:“你先出去吧。” secretary nods, turns around to leave. 秘书点头,转身离开。 After secretary walks, Wang Zijin sets out, closes the door of office. 等秘书走后,王子衿起身,把办公室的门关上。 She returns to near the table, looks at the express package, the expression is exceptionally strange. 她返回桌边,看着快递包裹,表情异常古怪。 Deeply inspires, opens again, Wang Zijin looks at the thing in package, the corners of the mouth uncontrolled pulls out. 深吸一口气,再次打开,王子衿看着包裹里的东西,嘴角不受控制的一抽一抽。 Those who place surface is a handcuff, the simulation, the material quality is the aluminum rather than the steel, at first sight goes, is just the same as the real handcuff. 放在最表面的是一副手铐,仿真的,材质是铝而不是钢,乍一看去,和真的手铐一模一样。 The following thing had the connotation very much, three types of things, a plastic ball, the table tennis ball size, both sides are linking the elastic very full rubber cord. This thing Wang Zijin does not know temporarily is what/anything, but a next thing she knew at the same time, old was fierce. 下面的东西就很有内涵了,三样东西,一颗塑料球,乒乓球大小,两端连着弹性很足的橡皮绳。这东西王子衿暂时不知道是什么,但下一面一个东西她认识,老厉害了。 A suspicious article of oval-shape, like the diminished version sausage, end live wire, electric wire another end is a switch. 一颗椭圆形的不明物体,像缩小版香肠,尾端有电线,电线另一端是开关。 The name of this thing was love egg. 这东西的名字叫tiao蛋。 Another thing has the banana is so thick is so long, the surface covers entirely the small lump, Wang Zijin takes to fiddle with one, according to the switch, immediately, humming sound the vibration sound got up, banana head elephant hide skin eel such turns turns. 另外一个东西有香蕉那么粗那么长,表面布满小疙瘩,王子衿拿起来捣鼓一阵,按到了开关,顿时,嗡嗡的震动声响起,香蕉头部像皮皮鳝那样扭啊扭。 Wang Zijin: „” 王子衿:“” (╬¯皿¯) (╬￣皿￣) Do not think that I do not know this is anything. 别以为我不知道这是什么东西。 Saying is scary. 说出来要吓死人。 Wang Zijin sits near the table, rests one's chin in one's hands single-handedly, another hand, fingertip rap desktop. 王子衿坐在桌边,一手托腮,另一只手,指尖敲击桌面。 These things are who sends, acquaintance? Strangers? 这些东西是谁送来的呢,熟人？陌生人？ Person who the words of acquaintance, will do, first is Poodle Su, Wang Zijin always estimates Su Yu by the worst evil intention, because they are the competitors. 熟人的话,会这么干的人,第一个就是苏泰迪,王子衿向来以最坏的恶意去揣度苏钰,因为她们是竞争对手。 Another competitor Maggot Baobao was removed, is not Wang Zijin looks down upon her right, looks down upon her, Maggot Baobao estimated that cannot call the names of these things. 另一个竞争对手蛆宝宝被排除,不是王子衿看不起她没错,就是看不起她,蛆宝宝估计连这些东西的名字都叫不出来。 If the stranger, what the intention is? Harasses itself? 如果是陌生人,用意是什么？骚扰自己？ In company the appearance images of all staff members, flash through in the Wang Zijin mind, heard that procedure/program ape animal, with the greasy dead dwelling is similar, can be their practical joke? Is more dangerous, comes molest in disguised form with this type of appeal thing? 公司里所有职员的外貌形象,在王子衿脑海里闪过,听说程序猿这种动物,和油腻死宅是同类,会不会是他们的恶作剧？更险恶一些,用这种情趣用品来变相的猥亵自己？ As remaining pure and incorruptible Chrysanthemum big unmarried young woman, thousand gold (daughter) eldest miss, small rascal does everything possible, still tightfisted scrapwood door long time. 身为一个洁身自好的黄花大闺女,千金大小姐,就连小赤佬想尽办法,依然小扣柴扉久不开。 Was sent such disgusting thing suddenly, she is naturally angry. 冷不丁被人寄这么恶心的东西,她自然是愤怒的。 Cannot think through, Wang Zijin grasps the plane on table, telephones to the property. 想不通,王子衿抓起桌上的座机,给物业打了个电话。 Express item receiving and dispatching is responsible for by the property of office building, if you relate express, the delivery man cannot come. 快件收发是由办公楼的物业负责,你要是自己联系快递,快递员是进不来的。 After a Wang Zijin inquiry, waited for several minutes, that side replies quickly, said that the express item sends from Beijing. 王子衿一番询问后,等了几分钟,那边很快回复,说快件是从北京那边发过来的。 This result made her ignorant, the Beijing words, in number-one suspect her friend circle dissolute uninhibited Brother childe were many, but dares to mail this type of thing to her, without whom, Iron Pillar Zhao!! 这结果让她懵了一下,北京的话,头号嫌疑人她朋友圈里浪荡不羁的公子哥不少,但敢给她寄这种东西的,没谁了,赵铁柱！！ Wang Zijin dials the telephone. 王子衿拨通电话。 „Sister Zijin, gives your small flunky to telephone rarely, wants dead I.” Sound that Iron Pillar Zhao is smiling. “子衿姐,难得给你的小马仔打电话,想死我了。”赵铁柱嬉皮笑脸的声音。 „hē hē.” Wang Zijin gloomy said: „Damn Iron Pillar Zhao, how you want dead.” “呵呵。”王子衿阴测测道:“狗日的赵铁柱,你想怎么死。” „Ha? I do not want dead.” Iron Pillar Zhao is vacant. “哈？我不想死啊。”赵铁柱茫然。 Wang Zijin comes straight to the point saying: „You mailed to me express.” 王子衿开门见山道:“你是不是给我寄快递了。” The Iron Pillar Zhao sound is dreadful immediately: „Hehe, did you receive? Satisfaction?” 赵铁柱的声音顿时猥琐起来:“嘿嘿,你收到了？满意吗？” Wang Zijin clenches jaws: „Satisfaction, is satisfactory, should not be anxious, wait to take a 40 meter broadsword to return to the capital, pledged that makes you first run the 39 meter.” 王子衿咬牙切齿:“满意,非常满意,你别急,等取了四十米的大刀回京,承诺让你先跑三十九米。” Iron Pillar Zhao this evil descendant, older is more coquettish, including elder sister dare to sexually harass. 赵铁柱这孙贼,越老越风骚啊,连姐都敢调戏了。 „It is not, Sister Zijin your several meanings.” Iron Pillar Zhao puts in great inconvenience to the vacant tone: „These things are the high-quality goods, the quality levers.” “不是,子衿姐你几个意思啊。”赵铁柱委屈又茫然的语气:“那些东西都是好货,质量杠杠的。” „Old lady maternal aunt juice spurts you, who gives your courage, mails this type of thing to me, is the previous time is not tender you, your skin Yangqian punches, wants to try the desperate taste.” “老娘一口姨妈汁喷死你,谁给你的胆子,给我寄这种东西,是不是上次没嫩死你,你皮痒欠揍,想尝试绝望的滋味吗。” „Qin Ze gives my courage.” “秦泽给我的勇气啊。” „?” A Wang Zijin cavity anger instantaneous pouring extinguishes, frowns: „You said clearly.” “啊？”王子衿一腔怒火瞬间浇灭,蹙眉:“你讲清楚。” „At this time is a long story, being a long story, Sister Zijin is not hurried, listening to me to tell.” Iron Pillar Zhao said: „Previous time I and he discuss the learning between men, we after the uniform/subdue domain achieves the happy consensus, then talked about the happy addition buff domain, this aspect Qin Ze knows nothing, after listening respectfully to my instruction, is hopeful, said that must experience broader sky. Therefore I mailed the thing.” “此时说来话长,一言难尽,子衿姐莫慌,听我娓娓道来。”赵铁柱道:“上次我和他探讨男人间的学术,我们在制服领域达到愉快的共识后,便谈及了欢乐加成buff的领域,这方面秦泽一窍不通呐,聆听我的教诲后,心生向往,说要见识一番更广阔的天空。于是我就把东西寄来了。” Wang Zijin looked at eye „happy addition buff”, clenches teeth saying: „Why does that mail to me?” 王子衿看了眼“欢乐加成buff”,咬牙道:“那为什么是寄给我？” Iron Pillar Zhao hehe said: „This thing, takes on own initiative by you, that is dual buff, believes me, this is the divine tool that consolidates your sentiment, Qin Ze calculates now a character, gave instead of taking his woman to be many, outside these beautiful slut, your pressure? Runs, Zijin, takes the happy addition buff same place.” 赵铁柱嘿嘿道:“这东西,由你主动拿出来,那就是双重buff,相信我,这是巩固你们感情的神器,秦泽现在怎么也算个人物了,倒贴他的女人不少吧,外头那些妖艳jian货,你一点压力都没有？奔跑吧,子衿,带上欢乐加成buff一起。” Wang Zijin scolded: „You roll, I and Qin Ze have not done that matter.” 王子衿骂道:“你滚吧,我和秦泽还没做那事。” „Nani (what)?” Iron Pillar Zhao unbelievable tone: „You have seen the guardian, hasn't rolled the bed sheet? Teases me?” “纳尼？”赵铁柱难以置信的语气:“你俩都见过家长了,还没滚床单？逗我吧？” „Very strange?” “很奇怪吗？” That side Iron Pillar Zhao did not have the sound, naturally was strange, we were the life in the same time, didn't live in Republic of China? 赵铁柱那边没声了,当然奇怪啊,咱们是生活在同一个时代吧,不是生在民国吧？ Moreover, Iron Pillar Zhao felt, with the intuition of his man, Qin Ze does not seem like after young of human affairs, either Wang Zijin lies shy, either she 而且,赵铁柱觉得,凭他男人的直觉,秦泽不像是没经人事的雏儿,要么王子衿害羞说谎,要么她 The Iron Pillar Zhao expression said: „Sister Zijin, you, or looks in a mirror?” 赵铁柱措词道:“子衿姐,你要不照照镜子？” Wang Zijin: „What do you mean.” 王子衿:“什么意思。” Iron Pillar Zhao: „What color having a look at the head is?” 赵铁柱:“看看头上是什么颜色？” Wang Zijin: „Go away!” 王子衿:“滚！” Iron Pillar Zhao said: „It is not the buddy sows dissension, Qin Ze does not seem like has not rested beginning elder brother of woman, you may the long dessert.” 赵铁柱道:“不是哥们挑拨离间啊,秦泽真不像是没睡过女人的初哥,你可长点心吧。” At this time, the knock resounded. 这时,敲门声响起。 Wang Zijin is tilting the head, clamps the cell phone in the napes of the neck, sets aside on both hands flustered tidying up table „happy addition buff”, loses on the ground, the foot kicks, scores the table bottom. 王子衿歪着头,把手机夹在脖颈间,腾出双手忙乱的收拾桌上的“欢乐加成buff”,丢在地上,脚丫子一踢,踢进桌底。 „Me has the matter, hung.” She hangs up the telephone, the say/way of being without turning a hair: „Comes.” “我这边有事,挂了。”她挂断电话,面不改色的道:“进来。” secretary opens the door. 秘书开门进来。 „Chief Wang, got off work to select, today works overtime?” “王总,下班点了,今天加班吗？” „What's wrong?” Wang Zijin looks to secretary. “怎么了？”王子衿看向秘书。 Makes it, isn't working overtime the routine matter? Does not want to work overtime you to make what procedure/program ape, the difference of procedure/program ape and greasy dead dwelling, in company, at home. 做it的,加班不是常事吗？不想加班你做什么程序猿,程序猿和油腻死宅的差别,一个在公司,一个在家里。 However the wages of procedure/program ape are very high and that's the end, the greasy dead dwelling is gnaws old. 不过程序猿的工资很高就是了,油腻死宅则是啃老。 Wang Zijin thinks, later has a son, if in the future will make the procedure/program ape, will kill, will kill absolutely. 王子衿想,以后生个儿子,将来要是做程序猿,打死,绝对打死。 Expression that the secretary forced smile does not get: „Several team leaders contacted with me a moment ago, said that today can not work overtime, wants to go home and other Qin Baobao special edition on the shelves.” 秘书苦笑不得的表情:“刚才几个组长联系我,说今天能不能不加班,想回家等秦宝宝专辑上架。” Wang Zijin said ill-humoredly: „In company different.” 王子衿没好气道:“在公司不一样可以吗。” secretary for procedure/program apes one cool, listens to the Chief Wang words the meaning, making the procedure/program apes work overtime the 12 point? 秘书替程序猿们心里一凉,听王总话中之意,让程序猿们加班到十二点？ „Possibly thought that works overtime too tired, without the mood stayed up late to defend again is brushing the special edition.” secretary argued. “可能觉得加班太累,没心情再熬夜守着刷专辑了吧。”秘书辩解道。 Wang Zijin moves at heart, „good, that does not work overtime, walks.” 王子衿心里一动,“好,那就不加班了,到点就走吧。” secretary resulted in the truth, goes out to inform. 秘书得了准话,出门去通知。 Wang Zijin looks down that box express, is not good to take this thing to go out, although others cannot see, but she always strange. 王子衿低头看着那箱子快递,也不好提着这东西出门,虽然别人看不到,但她心里总是怪怪的。 After getting off work, she stayed for a half hour in the office, determined that all staff leave, this packs the thing to get off work. 下班后,她在办公室多待了半小时,确定所有员工离开,这才收拾东西下班。 That box „happy addition buff”, was placed in the travel bag by her, is raising going out. 那箱“欢乐加成buff”,被她放在旅行包里,提着出门。 Leaves company, takes the car(riage) to the underground parking storehouse, Qin Baobao's little red BMW. 离开公司,到地下停车库取车,秦宝宝的小红马。 This little red BMW Qin Baobao rarely opened, the car(riage) key loses to Wang Zijin, at present is the Wang Zijin's private car. 这辆小红马秦宝宝很少开了,车钥匙丢给王子衿,目前已经是王子衿的座驾。