The staff first looked at Qin Baobao's cell phone. 工作人员先瞄了眼秦宝宝的手机。 „I in live broadcast.” Qin Baobao is all smiles. “我在直播。”秦宝宝笑容满面。 Immediately, the staff somewhat are cautious, the body stands slightly, exhibits the back straight bearing, eggs smiles: „They are competing with the fists and feet.” 顿时,工作人员就有些拘谨,身体微微站直,摆出腰杆笔挺的站姿,蛋蛋一笑:“他们在比试拳脚。” Matter is this, just when made up a fighting scene, Qin Ze begins, subconsciously hit several moves of true wrestling arts, naturally has not passed. Was instructed tsukkomi by the martial arts. 事情是这样的,刚刚补了个打斗的场面,秦泽动手时,下意识的打了几招真正的格斗术,当然没通过。被武术指导一顿吐槽。 Qin Ze said: „Occasionally comes several real points movements is also good.” 秦泽道:“偶尔来几个真实点的动作也不错嘛。” The martial arts instruction refuted: „Chief Qin, although film and television inside movement most probably is a flower trellis, only for artistic, but does not represent, but your actors display, flashy but lacking substance, has not manifested the might.” 武术指导反驳道:“秦总,虽然影视里面的动作大半都是花架子,只为美观,但不代表不真实,只是你们演员施展出来,华而不实,没有体现出威力。” Qin Ze wonders saying: „How don't I have the feeling really to leave any?” 秦泽纳闷道:“我怎么就没感觉出任何真实？” Martial arts guide one hear, was not happy immediately, thought own specialized dignity was questioned, is disgruntled: „Chief Qin, you do not understand this line, by online these national arts useless theories not misleading, the skill also divided to be simple and magnificent.” 武术指导一听,顿时不高兴,觉得自己的专业威严受到质疑,不悦道:“秦总,你不懂这一行,别被网上那些国术无用论给误导了,技巧也分朴实和华丽。” The nearby staff said: „Right, Brother Zhou had practiced in Shaolin Temple in childhood, has won the mixed martial arts champion, is Taekwondo black belt three, is the genuine black belt, is not these casual ties the arms the black belt toward the waist can compare.” 边上工作人员说:“对,周哥小时候在少林寺练过,拿过散打冠军,还是跆拳道黑带三段,是真正的黑带,不是那些随便往腰上绑黑带的能比。” The martial arts guide smiles, „Taekwondo becomes famous in the magnificent way, do not look at his high kick, roundhouse kick very exaggerate, true expert, roundhouse kick can kick the dislocation the person chin.” 武术指导笑了笑,“跆拳道就是以华丽路数出名,你别看他高踢腿,回旋踢很浮夸,真正的高手,一个回旋踢能把人下巴踢脱臼。” The Qin Ze heart said, you feared has not paid attention to my Wudang Mountains. 秦泽心说,你怕是没把我武当山放在眼里。 „Taekwondo truly has real skill, but if bumps into a meat to be hard, first several hits by you, one personal, Taekwondo ends the calf.” “跆拳道确实有两下子,但如果碰上一个肉硬的,先挨你几顿打,一贴身,跆拳道就完犊子。” „Therefore Chief Qin you do not understand the real capability.” “所以说秦总你不懂真功夫吧。” Qin Ze smiled, „I have also really practiced.” 秦泽笑了,“我还真练过。” Martial arts guide curious asking of: „What has Chief Qin practiced?” 武术指导好奇的问:“秦总练过什么？” Qin Ze said: „Era is Beckoning.” 秦泽道:“时代在召唤。” Martial arts instruction: „” 武术指导:“” Happen to was rest time, Qin Ze said: „Or we gesticulation gesture?” 正好是休息时间,秦泽就说:“要不我们来比划比划？” The martial arts guide shakes the head immediately. 武术指导立刻摇头。 „Why?” “为什么？” „I am earnest, starts not to have the weight.” “我认真起来,下手没轻重。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Skillful, I am earnest even I to fear. 巧了,我认真起来连我自己都怕。 Mo Yu sees the martial arts instruction is not so tactful, signals with the eyes toward him, says with a smile: „Old Zhou, you with the Chief Qin gesture gesture, Chief Qin not necessarily are worse than you.” 墨俞见武术指导如此不识趣,朝他使了个眼色,笑道:“老周,你就和秦总比划比划,秦总未必比你差。” Martial arts guide hesitant moment, nod: „Good.” 武术指导犹豫片刻,点头:“好吧。” The meaning of film director is to let him puts a water, fights the 300 round with Chief Qin, passes in and out , defeats Chief Qin finally reluctantly, creates a glorious defeat atmosphere. 导演的意思是让他放个水,和秦总大战三百回合,进进出出,上上下下,最后勉强战胜秦总,营造一种虽败犹荣的气氛。 After all everyone can look, Chief Qin is actually weak, if loses to him, that clarified in the false flattery. Other staff despised did not say, perhaps Chief Qin did not meet happily. 毕竟大家都看得出来,秦总其实是鶸,要是输给他,那摆明了就是在虚伪的奉承嘛。别的员工心里鄙视不说,秦总没准也会不高兴。 Then has such a. 然后就有这么一出。 „Martial arts contest?” Qin Baobao eyes shined, looks at the lens for mobile phone: „Slow, matter is this, my younger brother must contest with the martial arts directors of dramatic team, do you want to look?” “比武？”秦宝宝眼睛一亮,看着手机镜头:“呐呐,事情是这样的,我弟弟要和剧组的武术指导过招,你们想看吗？” Among live broadcast audience large expanse of „wants to look at” reply. 直播间观众成片的“想看”回复。 Qin Baobao hmph hmph saying: „Excuse me, now I must withdraw from live broadcast.” 秦宝宝哼哼道:“不好意思,现在我要退出直播啦。” Then shook shaking the lens intentionally, takes a fresh look again, among live broadcast a wailing sound. 然后故意把镜头晃了晃,重新再看,直播间一片哀嚎声。 „Critical moment you said that draws back live broadcast? Was careful that my powder transfers black.” “关键时刻你说退直播？小心我粉转黑啊。” „This, Onee-sama, I do not see the husband to come under attack.” “别这样,姐姐大人,我要看老公挨打。” „hā hā, I also want to look at Qin Ze to come under attack.” “哈哈,我也想看秦泽挨打。” „How has not looked at the actor to make a movie, wants to look at Qin Ze to take a beating.” “从来没看过演员是怎么拍戏的,更想看秦泽挨揍。” „How to think that Qin Ze took certainly a beating, perhaps he can win.” “怎么就觉得秦泽一定挨揍了,没准他能赢呢。” „Is impossible to win, that martial arts instruct muscle . Moreover, the Qin Ze how martial arts, may have practiced Taekwondo what/anything at most. This thing is actually useless, my male younger cousin practices Taekwondo, just like Taiji, plays a flower gardener.” “不可能赢,那武术指导一身的肌肉,而且,秦泽怎么可能会武术,顶多练过跆拳道什么的吧。这东西其实没用,我表弟就练跆拳道,和太极一样,耍点花把势而已。” Qin Baobao curled the lip, making you play tricks on me to come a moment ago. 秦宝宝撇撇嘴,让你们刚才戏弄我来着。 She said toward the cell phone: „My old bro has not practiced martial arts, but he fights very fiercely, may not lose.” 她朝着手机说:“我老弟是没练过武,不过他打架挺厉害的,不一定会输。” The obtained response is: „Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon, the natural disposition exposes.” 得到的回应是:“炫弟狂魔,本性暴露。” „They must start.” Qin Baobao faces in the phone screen the circle. “他们要开始了。”秦宝宝把手机屏幕朝向圈中。 The surrounded stage manager group members are also whispering, said is very light, because not good to be heard own talk content by others. 围观的剧务组成员同样在交头接耳,不过说的很轻,因为不好被别人听见自己的谈话内容。 „Chief Qin very likes dazzling.” “秦总挺喜欢炫的吗。” „Old Zhou is so straightforward, making him pretend to lose the person, really pressed him.” “老周这么耿直,让他假装输人,真是难为他了。” „How perhaps lost, to be recognized by Chief Qin, additional wages?” “输了又怎么样,说不定被秦总赏识,加工资了呢？” „Envies.” “羡慕。” In the circle, the martial arts instruct to pose the stance, under the sinking waist the hip, hints Qin Ze to attack. 圈子里,武术指导拉开架势,沉腰下胯,示意秦泽来攻。 Since is the big shot direction moe newly, should be moe initiateds an attack newly, then big shot attacks the problem one manifestation at a time, beats him, directs 1~2 freely spoken. 既然是大佬指点萌新,都应该是萌新主动出击,然后大佬见招拆招,将他击败,顺口指点一二。 Qin Ze nods, first to/clashes several steps, twists the waist, raises legs, a leg whip in the past. 秦泽点点头,前冲几步,拧腰,抬腿,一腿鞭过去。 The martial arts instruct to lift the left arm to resist, he only used five force components, is thinking cannot be entirely still, must set appearance staggering. 武术指导抬起左臂招架,他只用了五分力,想着不能纹丝不动,要做出踉踉跄跄的样子。 Then he trembles ruthlessly, the left arm transmits the huge strength, sweeps him directly turns in the place. 然后他狠狠一颤,左臂传来巨大的力道,直接把他扫翻在地。 The scene is suddenly peaceful, ate the melon people just the call sound card that prepared to call in the throat. 场面忽然安静下来,吃瓜群众们刚准备叫出来的呐喊声卡在喉咙里。 After several seconds, applause like thunder. 几秒后,掌声如雷。 Old Zhou this performing skill backhandedly on a to praise. 老周这演技反手就一个赞。 The Mo Yu eye shines, was full of the appreciation, the heart said Old Zhou this fellow, usually straightforward must die, has not thought intrinsic exquisite, this fell, fell the level seriously, fell the high tide, fell the bright main road in work place, the future was limitless. 墨俞眼睛亮起,充满了赞赏,心说老周这家伙,平时耿直的要死,没想到内在玲珑,这一摔,当真摔出来了水平,摔出了高潮,摔出了职场的煌煌大道,前途不可限量。 Qin Baobao: „” 秦宝宝:“” Before she remembers suddenly, has looked at a video, executive of some super enterprise, age one big, but also likes the show, some time wears the mask to dance at the company annual meeting, jumped that was anything, the elementary student level said that slandered the elementary student. 她忽然想起以前看过的一个视频,某超级企业的老总,年纪一大把,还喜欢秀,某次在公司的年会上戴着面具跳舞,跳的那是什么东西,小学生水准这么说都污蔑了小学生。 It is in any case rotten. 反正很烂。 The stage next hiss, jumps half, executive takes off the mask. 台下一片嘘声,跳到一半,老总摘下面具。 „Any fuck me that this special jumps, father!” “这特么跳的什么卧槽,爸爸！” Instantaneous applause like thunder. 瞬间掌声如雷。 Among live broadcast in audience was more honest, in abundance tsukkomi: 直播间里的观众就诚实多了,纷纷吐槽: „Developed was too lifelike.” “演的太逼真了吧。” „A technique content does not have.” “一点技术含量都没有。” „Martial arts instruction: This year's developing emperor turned over to me.” “武术指导:今年的演帝归我了。” „From the beginning I only believe what is great is the conscience, to finally my weak what sees clearly to be intrepid is the reality.” “一开始我只相信伟大的是良心,到最后我无力的看清强悍的是现实。” „Baobao (darling), we listen to you to sing.” “宝宝,咱们还是听你唱歌吧。” These words Qin Baobao have not seen, cell phone still toward circle. 这些话秦宝宝没看见,手机依然朝着圈子。 The martial arts instruct setting out of had a dumbfounded expression, is listening to the deafening applause, felt oneself for many years „grandmaster” prestige sweeps away. The script does not write like this, I should fight the 300 round with Chief Qin, then won half move. 武术指导一脸懵逼的起身,听着震耳欲聋的掌声,感觉自己多年来的“宗师”威望一扫而空。剧本不是这样写的啊,我应该和秦总大战三百回合,然后胜了半招。 He looked, Chief Qin really had several, he who therefore the whole body relaxed a moment ago will be swept incautiously turns. 他看出来了,秦总是真的有几下子,所以刚才浑身放松的他才会一不小心被扫翻。 It is not good, this face must take carry back. 不行,这个面子一定要拿回来。 „Chief Qin, my general idea, we had come a moment ago again.” The martial arts guide said loudly. “秦总,刚才我大意了,咱们再来过。”武术指导大声说。 „Ok.” Qin Ze nods, his foot only had/left a force component, what are more is the probe, the martial arts instruction of dramatic team is never so expected that bad. “可以。”秦泽点点头,他那一脚只出了一分力,更多的是试探,没想到剧组的武术指导如此不济。 The martial arts instruction exhibits the stance, under the sinking waist the hip, hints Qin Ze to attack. 武术指导重新摆开架势,沉腰下胯,示意秦泽攻过来。 Qin Ze shakes the head, beckons toward him. 秦泽摇摇头,朝他招招手。 If foot KO, damages others face. 万一又是一脚ko,多损人家面子。 The martial arts instruction receives to belittle the psychology, the illness/quick to/clashes two steps, fights with the fists the Qin Ze's face, said accurately is the chin, the chin is hard, even if Chief Qin avoided to project on, will not be sore, simultaneously received the opportunity of hand to him. 武术指导收起小觑心理,疾冲两步,直拳打秦泽的脸,准确说是下巴,下巴硬,就算秦总躲避不及打到了,也不会太疼,同时给他收手的机会。 But his fought with the fists to empty, Qin Ze side avoided, at the same time, attacked toward his abdomen straight punch. 但他这一拳打空了,秦泽侧头避开,与此同时,朝他腹部直拳出击。 Under is in the glare of the public eye, martial arts instruction whole body stiff there, then, he is covering the belly, slowly kneels down, the whole body rolls up, retching. 众目睽睽之下,武术指导浑身僵硬在那里,然后,他捂着肚子,慢慢跪倒在地,浑身蜷缩,不停的干呕。 The scene is also peaceful. 场面又安静下来。 Ate the melon people subduing by the performing skill of martial arts instruction. 吃瓜群众又被武术指导的演技给折服了。 On this performing skill, this work place plans, he is not promoted, the natural justice is intolerable. 就这演技,就这份职场心机,他不升职,天理难容。 But quick, the people do not discover right, because Old Zhou spat, the thing that at noon eats all spat. Is careful looks, having a scare, his complexion is pallid, the eyeball covers entirely the blood threads, exudes the rapid respite sound. 但很快,众人就发现不对劲,因为老周吐了,中午吃的东西全吐出来了。再仔细一看,吓一跳,他脸色煞白,眼球布满血丝,发出急促的喘息声。 „āi yōu wèi, you how.” Two staff go forward to support by the arm, the heart said, this should not be develops, otherwise develops was also too lifelike, Qin Baobao acts in a play not hello/you good. “哎呦喂,你怎么了。”两工作人员上前搀扶,心说,这应该不是演的吧,不然演的也太逼真了,秦宝宝演戏都没你好。 Under the martial arts instruction in two people support by the arm sit up, slow the half of the day, abdomen's fierce pulling out pain slowed down, can start talking reluctantly, hidden bitterness looks at Qin Ze: „Has Chief Qin practiced?” 武术指导在两人搀扶下坐起,缓了半天,腹部剧烈的抽痛减缓,勉强能开口说话了,幽怨的望一眼秦泽:“秦总练过的？” „I have said.” Qin Ze nods. “我说过了啊。”秦泽点头。 Two force components, attack the person abdomen, can make the person pain is not able to call the fathers. 两分力,攻人腹部,可以让人痛到连爸爸都叫不出来。 Three force components, will create the minor wound. 三分力,就会造成轻伤。 This is his present strength. 这就是他现在的力量。 If did not fear that the fist comminuted fracture, he should be able to achieve Bei Lieshi. 如果不怕拳头粉碎性骨折,他应该能做到开碑裂石了。 „What Chief Qin practices is what time.” Asking that the martial arts guide admires. “秦总练的是什么功夫。”武术指导仰慕的问。 „Era is Beckoning.” “时代在召唤。” Martial arts instruction: „” 武术指导:“” your mother Era is Beckoning, if acting cool violates the law, Chief Qin has been sentenced to the death penalty, lightly is also the life imprisonment. 尼玛的时代在召唤,如果装逼犯法的话,秦总已经判处死刑了,最轻也是无期徒刑。 The applause was warmer, the applause of this time applause and beforehand supporting nature is different, with very popular a few words: The people shake intimidated. 掌声更热烈了,这次的掌声和之前捧场性质的掌声不同,用很流行的一句话:众人震怖。 A fist tall and sturdy, and there is a 8-pack abs martial arts guide to give KO. 一拳头把人高马大,且有八块腹肌的武术指导给ko了。 Is it possible that is Chief Qin Martial World expert in legend? 秦总莫非是传说中的武林高手？ Did not say that national arts is the deceitful trick of gaining fame by deceiving people, casual several were punched to turn by the boxer in the place, hit does not have the temperament. 不是说国术是欺世盗名的骗术吗,随便几下就被拳击手揍翻在地,打的没脾气吗。 Actually has no relations with national arts, all are the manifestation of strength and speed, no national arts signboard -type strategic point attack skill. 其实和国术没什么关系,一切都是力量和速度的体现,毫无国术招牌式的要害攻击技巧。 „Rests, quick is not painful.” Qin Ze said. “休息一下,很快就不痛了。”秦泽说。 He does not know, a moment ago his performance, among tens of thousands people by live broadcast seeing. 他不知道,刚才他的表现,被直播间几万人给看到了。 Noisy that the gift and barrage brush. 礼物和弹幕刷的沸沸扬扬。