MESIS :: Volume #5

#468: live broadcast


Fought the landlord not to have the meaning, she and Wang Zijin bullied Su Yu jointly, as if had the feeling very much, but Su Yu was seemingly angry uncomfortable, actually steady like old dog. 斗地主已经没意思了,她和王子衿联手欺压苏钰,似乎很带感,但苏钰看似恼怒不爽,实则稳如老狗。 Tens of thousands, fine rain. 几万块而已嘛,毛毛雨。 Plays live broadcast to be interesting, if she still in Star Skills, might solicit the agreement of manager. At present today we are no longer as we have been, she is solemn Tianfang female Director-General, she wants to make what/anything to make what/anything. 还是玩直播有意思,如果她还在星艺,或许要征求经纪人的同意。眼下今非昔比,她可是堂堂天方总裁,她想做什么就做什么。 What does lunch want to eat?” Qin Ze comes. “午饭想吃什么?”秦泽过来。 Qin Baobao looked at time, 10 : 30, has in a half hour, arrived at the meals and snacks. 秦宝宝看了眼时间,已经十点半,再过半个小时,就到饭点了。 Su Yu hehe smiles: double eggs and ham.” 苏钰嘿嘿笑:“双蛋火腿。” Hey, small poodle genuine leather. 嘿,小泰迪真皮。 Wang Zijin thinks, acts with constraint smiles: young chicken.” 王子衿想了想,矜持一笑:“童子鸡。” The Qin Ze complexion stagnates, sad visits her. 秦泽脸色一滞,悲伤的看着她。 Sister Zijin, this really did not have. 子衿姐,这个真没有了。 Qin Baobao said: chicken stewed in mushroom.” 秦宝宝说:“小鸡炖蘑菇。” Qin Ze is moved immediately, is elder sister is best, do not look at elder sister to look like the seductress, actually she is very single-minded. 秦泽顿时感动,还是姐姐最好,别看姐姐长的像狐狸精,其实她特别专一。 Yes, Qin Ze has a question not to understand. 就是,秦泽有一个疑问不得解。 Is chicken stewed in mushroom so delicious? Can eat in ancient times? 小鸡炖蘑菇有这么好吃吗?要吃到天荒地老吗? The halfway up the mountainside has an architectural complex, stays and eats meal for the tourist, leisure. Several years ago had not arrived, but with the rapid development of tourism, the facility on mountain was getting more and more complete. 半山腰有一片建筑群,供游客住宿、吃饭、休闲。前几年还没有到,但随着旅游业的飞速发展,山上的设施越来越齐全。 After the dramatic team made up several lens, announced that the rest eats meal. 剧组补了几个镜头后,宣布休息吃饭。 Qin Ze makes the people of stage manager group have a look at double eggs and ham, young chicken and chicken stewed in mushroom to the mountainside especially. 秦泽特地让剧务组的人到山腰去看看有没有双蛋火腿童子鸡以及小鸡炖蘑菇 Soon, lifts the stage manager personnel of bubble box to return, distributes the lunch box. 不多时,抬着泡沫箱的剧务人员返回,分发饭盒。 Those who deliver the lunch box is the semblance good youth, Qin Ze remembers him, because Wang Zijin developed Guanyin after yesterday, the Su Yu taunt said: The stage manager group, adds the chicken leg to her at noon. 送饭盒的是个外表挺不错的青年,秦泽之所以记得他,因为昨天王子衿演完观音后,苏钰嘲讽说:剧务组,中午给她加鸡腿。 Then at noon in the Wang Zijin's box lunch, really has a big chicken leg 然后中午王子衿的盒饭里,真的有一根大鸡腿 Wang Zijin has almost not irritated, asked that is chicken leg that who puts, the youth raises hand: I put, the chicken leg may be delicious. 王子衿差点没气死,问是谁放的鸡腿,就有一个青年举手:我放的,鸡腿可好吃了。 By a Wang Zijin wicked supercilious look. 王子衿恶狠狠的一个白眼。 Qin Ze almost smiled to make noise at that time. 秦泽当时差点笑出声。 How today to have the chicken leg?” Qin Ze teased he. “今天怎么没鸡腿?”秦泽打趣他。 The youth looked at Wang Zijin of oval face, difficult: Her entire chicken.” 青年瞄了一眼鹅蛋脸的王子衿,挠头:“她整个一只鸡呢。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Wang Zijin: „” 王子衿:“” You special are the chicken, your entire family is the chicken is good. 你特么才是鸡,你全家都是鸡好嘛。 Wang Zijin was also disinclined to haggle over with him, turned a charming small supercilious look, turned around, ate meal. 王子衿也就懒得和他计较,翻了个妩媚的小白眼,转个身,自顾自吃饭。 young chicken is a mountainside KFC buys, the general shop really does not have young chicken this thing to sell. 童子鸡是山腰一家肯德鸡买的,一般的店真没童子鸡这玩意卖。 In dramatic team how many years?” Qin Ze interested conversation. “在剧组多少年了?”秦泽饶有兴趣的交谈。 Five years.” The youth show the implicit smiling face in front of boss: Just graduated comes.” “五年了。”青年在老板面前露出含蓄的笑容:“刚毕业就来了。” What is the present works?” “现在是什么工作?” Runs about.” “就跑跑腿。” „To make film director to write a play?” “想做导演还是编剧?” Thinks, when celebrity is coming, but does not have the performing skill, two will not sing, slightly long attractive.” He said. “想当明星来着,但一没演技,二不会唱歌,就稍稍长的好看点。”他说。 Long attractiveness enough.” Qin Ze faintly said. “长的好看就够了。”秦泽幽幽道 I in childhood, the paternal grandmother led me to tell fortunes, the fortune-teller said that I greatly will be greatly expensively rich in the future, succeeded in one's pursuit. Afterward I showed with practical action gave my paternal grandmother to look.” The youth said: Feudal superstition is unreliable.” “我小时候,奶奶带我去算命,算命先生说我将来会大富大贵,事业有成。后来我用实际行动证明给我奶奶看了。”青年说:“封建迷信靠不住。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” He patted the shoulder of opposite party: Comrade Chen Duxiu, you goes busily.” 他拍了拍对方的肩膀:“陈独秀同志,你去忙吧。” Chief Qin I did not call Chen Duxiu.” 秦总我不叫陈独秀。” You match on this name, ok, went.” “你配的上这个名字,好了,去吧。” oh. 哦。 Qin Ze and elder sisters sit in the table eat meal, Qin Baobao's chicken stewed in mushroom puts at most central, next is Wang Zijin puts on crisp young chicken that the thin film glove tears into shreds, and one pack of meat dishes, two plates of vegetarian dishes. 秦泽姐姐们坐在桌边吃饭,秦宝宝的小鸡炖蘑菇摆在最中央,其次是王子衿戴上薄膜手套撕碎的脆皮童子鸡,以及一叠荤菜,两碟素菜。 Su Yu's double eggs and ham has not shared with everyone, she enjoys alone. 苏钰的双蛋火腿没和大家分享,她自己独自享受。 Finished eating double eggs and ham, she clamped Qin Baobao's chicken stewed in mushroom, but was fended off by chopsticks, Qin Baobao was disgruntled: On this quantity, cannot you eat.” 吃完双蛋火腿,她去夹秦宝宝的小鸡炖蘑菇,但被一筷子挡开,秦宝宝不悦道:“就这点量,不许你吃了。” I must eat.” “我就要吃。” „It is not good.” “不行。” „,” Qin Ze stops, urging of doing best to convince: Reprisal breeds reprisal , the flower fell knows many.” “诶诶,”秦泽叫停,苦口婆心的劝:“冤冤相报何时了,花落知多少。” Mediates a quarrel skillful, urged like him hardly, naturally did not have the function. Instead Wang Zijin light a few words, making two people cease all activities: Baobao (darling), the resentment dies she.” 劝架也是有技巧的,像他这样硬劝,当然毫无作用。反而王子衿轻飘飘一句话,让两人偃旗息鼓:“宝宝,怼死她。” Qin Baobao looked at her one eyes, curls the lip, did not speak. 秦宝宝瞄了她一眼,撇撇嘴,不说话了。 Su Yu snort/hum, eats meal earnestly. 苏钰哼一声,埋头吃饭。 No one wants to work as the snipe freshwater mussel 谁都不想当鹬蚌 Qin Baobao idle bored, talked at random, said that did not have the words of nutrition. 秦宝宝闲的无聊,东拉西扯,说些没营养的话。 Us laughs.” Qin Baobao proposed. “咱们来说笑话吧。”秦宝宝提议。 Qin Ze eyes shined. 秦泽眼睛一亮 You let alone.” Three women with one voice. “你别说。”三个女人异口同声。 Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Looks down upon me, you can insult my hairstyle, but cannot insult my joke. 看不起我啊,你可以侮辱我的发型,但不能侮辱我的笑话。 Recently to the joke allergy, we played to guess a riddle.” Su Yu is chewing food. “最近对笑话过敏,我们来玩猜谜。”苏钰嚼着食物。 This proposition wins the Wang Zijin's approval, Qin Baobao thinks, ok, happen to ceases a old bro lecture of cold joke the opportunity. 这个提议得到王子衿的赞同,秦宝宝一想,也行,正好杜绝老弟讲冷笑话的机会。 I first said.” Su Yu swallows food of mouth, the finger is clamping the chopsticks, looks all around three people, Snow White takes off the skirt, hits drink.” “我先说。”苏钰咽下嘴里的食物,手指夹着筷子,环顾三人,“白雪公主脱裙子,打一饮料。” Wang Zijin: „” 王子衿:“” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Wang Zijin thought, Poodle Su attentively how dangerous, do you think me to be able the fell into a trap? I in A'Ze at heart, is reliable big elder sister. 王子衿心想,苏泰迪用心何其险恶,你以为我会中计吗?我在阿泽的心里,是可靠的大姐姐 Wang Zijin ships out the appearance that ponders very much diligently, then shakes the head: Cannot guess.” 王子衿装出很努力思考的样子,然后摇头:“猜不出来。” Qin Baobao is tilting the head, really very ponder diligently, subsequently eyes shined: sprite!” 秦宝宝歪着头,是真的很努力的思考,继而眼睛一亮:“雪碧!” Then, her face slightly red, spat one. 说罢,她粉面微红,啐了一口。 Su Yu shows the pure smiling face: Originally is this, I knew the answer finally.” 苏钰露出纯真笑容:“原来是这样啊,我终于知道答案了。” Ha?” Qin Baobao stares. “哈?”秦宝宝一愣。 Su Yu is winking the clear pure pupil: I online see, thinks quite a while not to find out the answer, Baobao (darling) is really fierce, guessed correctly the answer all of a sudden.” 苏钰眨着澄澈纯真的眸子:“我网上看到的啦,想半天都没想出答案,宝宝真厉害,一下子就猜出答案了。” Qin Baobao face one black. 秦宝宝脸一黑。 She felt that she lost in the knowledge reserve. 她感觉自己输在了知识储备上。 Wang Zijin hmph hmph saying: I have a problem: A gentleman pursues the attractive female colleague, the female colleague wrote a paper to him, paper content: Papermaking, gunpowder, compass and printing method. The men looked at for quite a while, understood, therefore next day they rolled the bed sheet. Why?” 王子衿哼哼道:“我也有一道题:一位男士追去漂亮女同事,女同事写了张纸条给他,纸条内容:造纸术、火药、指南针、印刷术。男人看了半天,懂了,于是第二天他俩就滚床单了。为什么?” ~ “噗~ Qin Ze spouts food, choked straight cough. 秦泽喷出一口饭,呛的直咳嗽。 Crazed, finally can start to Four Great Inventions of ancient China? 丧心病狂,终于要对四大发明下手了吗? No, cannot like this, asking you to let off them. 不,不能这样,求求你放过它们。 The Qin Baobao small hand pats his back, helping him be comfortable, hands over the teacup. 秦宝宝小手轻拍他后背,帮他顺气,又递过来茶杯。 Su Yu put on airs saying that this riddle topic was quite profound, I could not guess. Wang Zijin nods, the solemn smile, said wear a look of I do not know, occasionally online sees. 苏钰装模作样说,这个谜题好高深,我猜不出来。王子衿点点头,面带端庄微笑,说我也不知道,偶尔在网上看到。 The Qin Ze heart said that your mother online saw, how I have not seen. 秦泽心说,尼玛的网上看到,我怎么没看到过。 Qin Baobao racks brains to think, does not want to come out, A'Ze, what do you mean?” 秦宝宝绞尽脑汁想了想,没想出来,“阿泽,什么意思?” Does not know.” Qin Ze is busy at shaking the head. “不知道。”秦泽忙摇头。 You definitely know.” The elder sister drum cheek, the high and steep oval face rouses the steamed stuffed bun face. “你肯定知道。”姐姐鼓腮,尖俏的瓜子脸鼓成包子脸。 Really does not know.” “真不知道。” That gives me three minutes, I think.” “那给我三分钟,我想想。” Wang Zijin and Su Yu nod again and again, and shows the smiling face of harboring evil intentions. 王子衿苏钰连连点头,并露出不怀好意的笑容。 no no no, this game does not have the meaning, do not guess.” Qin Ze said. 不不不,这游戏没意思,你别猜了。”秦泽道。 poodle Paper Towel (zhijin) piss off is good, do not pollute my Elder Sister Bao. 泰迪纸巾滚犊子好嘛,别污染我的宝姐姐 Perhaps this issue extremely connotation and abstruseness, the Qin Baobao intelligent head has not found out the answer, can only give up. 许是这个问题太过内涵与深奥,秦宝宝聪明的脑瓜子也没想出答案来,只能作罢。 Here does not have to launch a second activity with enough time, for example plays cards, that side Mo Yu has run over to summon Qin Ze to make a movie in the past. 这边没来得及展开第二个活动,比如打牌,那边墨俞已经跑过来召唤秦泽过去拍戏。 Wang Zijin has gotten the box lunch extras, the square to treat greasily, she hung SLR on the neck, photography all over played, followed two assistants. 王子衿身为已经领盒饭的龙套,片场待腻了,她在脖子上挂一台单反,漫山遍野的摄影游玩,身后跟着两个助理。 Su Yu shrinks on the deck chair under visor, takes an afternoon nap. 苏钰缩在遮阳蓬下的躺椅上,睡午觉。 Qin Baobao in full vigour, cannot fall asleep, does not love with the Wang Zijin generally everywhere wave, then peaceful sits plays the cell phone, was greasy, she remembers to play live broadcast finally. 秦宝宝精力旺盛,睡不着,又不爱和王子衿一般到处浪,便安安静静坐着玩手机,腻了,她终于想起玩直播 She opens live broadcast app, lands the account number, she has among oneself live broadcast, that account number when is between makes live broadcast uses at home. 她打开直播app,登陆账号,她有自己的直播间,就是之间在家里做直播时用的那个账号。 Among live broadcast in a person does not have, lonely. 直播间里一个人都没有,冷冷清清。 Generally celebrity makes live broadcast, will vigorously propagandize, must send Weibo and fans badly says one, otherwise who knows? 一般明星直播,都会大力宣传,最不济也要发微博粉丝说一声,不然谁知道啊? Therefore Qin Baobao cuts Weibo, sent Weibo: I am playing live broadcast, everyone together. 于是秦宝宝切到微博,发了条微博:我在玩直播,大家一起啊。 Supplements the link between live broadcast. 附带直播间的链接。 After this Weibo sends out in several minutes, the population between live broadcast the explosion -type speed has grown. 这条微博发出后几分钟内,直播间的人数已爆炸式的速度增长。 Really is Goddess?” “真的是女神?” „A news does not have, suddenly opened live broadcast, was excited I.” “一点消息都没有,突然就开直播了,激动死我了。” „, Greatly is the younger sister.” “哇,大乃妹。” Go away, without hurrying of quality goes out, dares to shout me Goddess, wants dead?” “滚嘞,没素质的赶紧出去,敢这么喊我女神,想死?” Greatly is the younger sister is Qin Baobao in first that in " I am a Singer » program attains title, compared with Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon what/anything must early, that little while she not have the fame, the audience to she most direct-viewing impression is attractive, long leg and big chest. 大乃妹是秦宝宝在《我是歌星》节目中拿到的第一个“称号”,远比“炫弟狂魔”什么的要早,那会儿她没名气,观众对她最直观的印象就是漂亮、长腿、大胸。 Has time, at the program of singer, so long as Qin Baobao comes, immediately has is younger sister brushes the screen greatly. 有段时间,歌星的节目上,只要秦宝宝现身,立刻就有“大乃妹”刷屏。 Qin Baobao already today we are no longer as we have been, not like initially like that angry, gives a calm smile, everyone's good, here signal is not quite good, should have minimal impact?” 秦宝宝早已今非昔比,不像当初那般气恼,淡然一笑,“大家好,这边信号不太好,应该影响不大吧?” Is all right, is very clear.” “没事没事,很清晰。” Even if the card to dying is still all right.” “就算卡到死也没事。” „Hasn't Qin Baobao put on make-up? fuck me, face without makeup is so beautiful.” 秦宝宝没化妆?卧槽,素颜都这么美。” Licks the screen!” “舔屏!” Both hands typing pure.” “双手打字以示清白。” Qin Baobao just said, the local tyrant brushes rockets. 秦宝宝刚说完,土豪就刷起一支支火箭。 Rockets thank you.” Qin Baobao blinks, according to the custom, I can sayOld Iron nicely done?” “谢谢你们的火箭。”秦宝宝眨了眨眼,“按照规矩,我是不是要说“老铁666?”” Barrage piece of hā hā hā, then Old Iron nicely done brushes the screen. 弹幕一片哈哈哈,然后“老铁666”刷屏。 Qin Baobao toward the cell phone, the smiling face is charming, „is actually bored, did I sing to you?” 秦宝宝朝着手机,笑容娇媚,“其实就是无聊,我给你们唱首歌?” Among live broadcast in audience is excited immediately. 直播间里的观众顿时激动不已。 Qin Baobao sang first Blue and White Porcelain, without dubbing in music, without accompaniment, without cultivating sound, is the sonorous singing. 秦宝宝唱了首青花瓷,没有配乐,没有伴奏,没有修音,就是清唱。 The effect was definitely inferior special edition that in the recording room cultivates, but listens also to have a unique flavor. 效果肯定不如录音室里修出来的专辑,但听着亦别有一番风味。 Baobao (darling) is the real power faction sings, this art or technique of singing to praise.” 宝宝是实力派唱将,这唱功大赞。” Local tyrants, the rocket brushes.” “土豪们,火箭刷起来。” Continue, do not stop, I must listen to exaggerate.” “继续,别停,我要听浮夸。” I must listen to Fairy Tale.” “我要听童话。” Comes first 《The Most Familiar Stranger》, in your digital special edition, I most love that song.” “来首《最熟悉的陌生人》吧,你的数字专辑里,我最爱那首歌。” Qin Baobao lies down on the chair, among the audience with live broadcast chatted and sings. 秦宝宝躺在椅子上,和直播间的观众聊天、唱歌。 Crossed for probably a half hour, the throat sang tired. 就这么过了大概半小时,嗓子唱累了。 Actually is bored, therefore comes up to play, the throat sang tired, or this.” Qin Baobao apology sound said. “其实就是无聊,所以上来玩玩,嗓子唱累了,要不就这样吧。”秦宝宝歉声道。 don't don't don't, that did not sing, did not speak also good, so long as we looked that you were good.” 别别别,那就不唱歌,不说话也行,我们只要看你就好了。” Looks at the female student to lick the screen, is well satisfied.” “看着女生舔屏,已经心满意足。” Is chatting the meeting, I brush ten rockets to you.” “在聊会吧,我给你刷十个火箭。” Qin Baobao is somewhat awkward. 秦宝宝有些为难。 At this time, the audience of being sharp-eyed asked: Baobao (darling), you where? I noticed that behind you had the mountain.” 这时,眼尖的观众问:“宝宝,你在哪里?我看到你后面有山了。”
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