Su Yu rushes to the room, holds up the cell phone to photograph, exactly, hearing Qin Ze of sound of footsteps not to return, symbol spoke: „I found the corner/horn that suits you to develop......” 苏钰奔到房间,举起手机就拍照,恰好,听见脚步声的秦泽头也不回,边码字边说话:“我找到一个适合你演的角......” „kā chā!” “咔嚓！” He heard the shutter sound. 他听见了快门声。 Shutter sound?! 快门声？！ Qin Ze fierce turning the head, seeing Su Yu to lift the cell phone to pat his back, the frightened heart and liver trembles. 秦泽猛的转头,看见苏钰举着手机拍他背影的一幕,吓的小心肝一颤。 Su Yu has the criminal record, moreover more than once, she likes making the picture to show off, but complied with Qin Ze afterward, does not shoot distributes as before the friend circle. 苏钰有前科的,而且不止一次,她喜欢拍照片炫耀,不过后来答应秦泽,不拍照发朋友圈。 „Are you doing.” Qin Ze nervous compels. “你在干嘛。”秦泽慌的一逼。 „Photograph.” Su Yu said. “拍照。”苏钰道。 „Then?” “然后？” „Sends in the group.” Su Yu said angrily. “发群里。”苏钰气鼓鼓道。 fuck me! 卧槽！ „Comrade Chen Duxiu, please put down the cell phone.” Qin Ze advises hastily. “陈独秀同志,请你放下手机。”秦泽连忙劝阻。 Which group sends? Did not need to guess, definitely was his harem group ....., definitely was elder sister they in group. 发哪个群？不用猜了啊,肯定是他的后宫群.....呸,肯定是姐姐她们都在的群。 Qin Ze makes Su Yu draw back the group more than once, but she always takes to shed the skirt to be perfunctory. 秦泽不止一次让苏钰退群,但她总是拿褪裙敷衍过去。 In view of the fact that Su Yu always knows one's place, time was long, Qin Ze on the motherfucker general idea. 鉴于苏钰始终安分守己,时间久了,秦泽就麻痹大意了。 Really, chat group type of thing, is a time bomb. 果然,聊天群这种东西,就是颗定时炸弹。 „Does not want, your elder sister always bullies me.” Su Yu said. “不要,你姐姐老是欺负我。”苏钰道。 „I, my elder sister bully you, do you send my picture to do?” Qin Ze stutter sound. “我,我姐姐欺负你,你发我照片干嘛？”秦泽结结巴巴的声音。 ..... Was I elder siscon this matter, Su Yu also know? 难道.....我是姐控这件事,苏钰也知道了？ „She and Wang Zijin bullies me together.” Su Yu said. “她和王子衿一起欺负我。”苏钰道。 „They are really hateful.” “他们真可恶。” „They were black the heart.” “他们都是黑了心的。” „Right, they were black the heart.” “对对对,她们都是黑了心的。” „Therefore I must send the picture.” “所以我要发照片。” „You .... You cannot send.” “你....你不能发。” The Qin Ze heart said, I have not been ready that commits hara-kiri commits suicide. 秦泽心说,我还没有做好切腹自尽的准备。 Su Yu thinks, the heart said that I did not have the child, enough chip has not killed Wang Zijin. 苏钰想了想,心说,我还没有孩子呢,没有足够的筹码干掉王子衿。 Now does not launch the general attack time. 现在不是发起总攻的时候。 „You comply with my two matters, I do not send the picture.” Su Yu raising hand machine of: „Otherwise sends now.” “那你答应我两件事,我就不发照片。”苏钰扬了扬手机:“否则现在就发。” „You said.” “你说。” „Later each week here lives in an evening, each Wednesday day must treat in Bao-Ze, each one week, must extract day of time to accompany me to window-shop. Then, now enters in the group, helping me scold two black heart's maggot.” “以后每个星期来我这里住一晚,每个星期三天必须待在宝泽,每过一周,就要抽出一天时间陪我逛街。然后,现在进群里,帮我骂两只黑了心的蛆。” A Qin Ze heavy line: „You determined that is two matters?” 秦泽一头黑线:“你确定是两件事？” Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin chatted in group, after Su Yu has not replied, they lost the goal, then started the civil war. 秦宝宝和王子衿在群里聊天,苏钰没回复之后,她俩就失去了目标,转而开始内战。 Qin Baobao: „Zijin, I crossed section time to with A'Ze make a movie.” 秦宝宝:“子衿,我过段时间又要和阿泽拍戏了。” Wang Zijin: „oh.” 王子衿:“哦。” Qin Baobao: „With the previous difference, we must pick the scenery to outside area, moreover this time manufactures time is very long, the 1~2 month also has the possibility.” 秦宝宝:“和上次不一样,我们要到外地采景,而且这次制作时间会很长,一两个月也有可能的。” Wang Zijin: „So?” 王子衿:“so？” Qin Baobao 【Finds the clue make】: „Your one person treat in the family/home, must pay attention to maintain warmth, must remember to eat meal, the clothes must remember to wash, lonely called me. I and A'Ze will agree to give as required by rule you to look that was right, if were sick of eating going, goes to my parents there to eat, is the people on one's own side, don't be shy.” 秦宝宝【摸摸头】:“你一个人待家里,要注意保暖,要记得吃饭,衣服要记得洗,寂寞了就给我打电话。我和阿泽会拍合照给你看的,哦对了,如果吃腻了外卖,就去我爸妈那里吃,都是自己人,别不好意思。” Wang Zijin: „......” 王子衿:“......” Right now, Pei Nanman could not tolerate: „Good bosom friend affectionate.” 这下子,裴南曼都看不过去了:“好一个闺蜜情深。” Su Yu: „Good bosom friend affectionate.” 苏钰:“好一个闺蜜情深。” Qin Baobao transfers the spear head immediately: „Yo, love-struck idiot comes.” 秦宝宝立刻调转枪头:“呦,花痴来啦。” Su Yu: „You love-struck idiot, your entire family is love-struck idiot 【Anger】.” 苏钰:“你才花痴,你全家都是花痴【怒火】。” Wang Zijin: „Go away, you love-struck idiot.” 王子衿:“滚,你才花痴。” Qin Baobao: „???” 秦宝宝:“？？？” Qin Baobao: „Your excited what/anything.” 秦宝宝:“你激动什么。” Su Yu and Pei Nanman were silent. 苏钰和裴南曼都沉默了。 Probably, as if, doesn't Qin Baobao know Qin Ze and Wang Zijin's matter? 好像,似乎,秦宝宝不知道秦泽和王子衿的事儿？ Su Yu looked at Qin Ze, starts to speak but hesitates, bears, private chatted Pei Nanman on the quiet: „Sister Man, you said that Qin Baobao does not seem to know that Wang Zijin is his girlfriend.” 苏钰看了眼秦泽,欲言又止,忍住,悄悄私聊裴南曼:“曼姐,你说这是怎么回事,秦宝宝好像不知道王子衿是他女朋友。” Pei Nanman: „Does not seem like, this was very obvious.” 裴南曼:“不是好像,这很明显了。” Su Yu: „Why.” 苏钰:“为什么。” The Pei Nanman analysis, „possibly bosom friend younger brother soaking, said embarrassed.” 裴南曼分析,“可能是把闺蜜的弟弟给泡了,不好意思说吧。” Su Yu: „Bah, false, I dare to say.” 苏钰:“呸,虚伪,我就敢说。” Pei Nanman: „Because you are not Qin Baobao bosom friend.” 裴南曼:“因为你不是秦宝宝闺蜜。” Su Yu: „That is great, her Wang Zijin is also not justifiable, my courage fully, she was only the nominal girlfriend, moreover stealthy.” 苏钰:“这是好消息,原来她王子衿也是名不正言不顺,那我的胆气又足了,她只是名义上的女朋友,而且还鬼祟的很。” Pei Nanman silent for a long time, „expensive/noble circle is really chaotic.” 裴南曼沉默了好久,“贵圈真乱。” „Are you tired, where Qin Ze is good, making you be dead set on.” “你累不累,秦泽好在哪里,让你这么死心塌地。” „His where is not good, you told me.” “他哪里不好,你告诉我。” Pei Nanman ponders the moment: „Doesn't have the male spirit?” 裴南曼思考片刻:“太没男子气概？” Su Yu: „, Doesn't the electric small motor have the male spirit? a slap shouted your ex-husband's man, without male spirit? Sister Man you are envy me.” 苏钰:“哇,电动小马达没男子气概？一巴掌呼死你前夫的男人,没男子气概？曼姐你就是嫉妒我是吧。” Pei Nanman angrily said: „I envied your what/anything, you want dead.” 裴南曼怒道:“我嫉妒你什么了,你想死吗。” Su Yu: „Do you do excitedly.” 苏钰:“你这么激动干嘛。” Pei Nanman: „......” 裴南曼:“......” Cuts the chat group, Su Yu sends a series of hē hē: „Making the movie is good, I was looking at «Actor's Self-training» recently.” 切回聊天群,苏钰发去一连串的呵呵:“拍电影好啊,我最近在看《演员的自我修养》。” Really attracted the topic. 果然把话题吸引过来了。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin taunted: „You have not given up, that broken book that you write, do not count on.” 秦宝宝和王子衿纷纷嘲讽:“你还不放弃呐,就你写的那破书,别指望了。” „Do not want is too many.” “不要想太多。” Su Yu anger resentment: „Right, the novel cannot change good, taking your time, I am to mainly enhance my performing skill now, for example, in new movie I was scheduled a role.” 苏钰怒怼:“是吗,小说不行可以改,慢慢来,我现在主要是提高自己的演技,比如,新电影里我预定了一个角色。” Qin Baobao: „??” 秦宝宝:“？？” Wang Zijin: „???” 王子衿:“？？？” The Su Yu brow tip flies upwards: „The Tianfang's new movie, Qin Ze complied to give me to be scheduled the role.” 苏钰眉梢飞扬起来:“天方的新电影啊,秦泽答应给我预定角色了。” Qin Baobao: „You feared that was not lose your mind.” 秦宝宝:“你怕不是石乐志了。” Wang Zijin: „Brain watt.” 王子衿:“脑子瓦特啦。” „Qin Ze” joins the chat group. “秦泽”加入聊天群。 In the group jumps out of the prompt. 群里跳出提示。 Su Yu drew Qin Ze. 苏钰把秦泽拉进来了。 Su Yu: „Qin Ze, resentment they.” 苏钰:“秦泽,怼她们。” Qin Baobao: „Resentment who?” 秦宝宝:“怼谁？” Wang Zijin: „Resentment I?” 王子衿:“怼我吗？” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” This, I should not be only salted fish. 别这样,我只是一条咸鱼啊。 Qin Ze: „, elder sisters is good.” 秦泽:“啊,姐姐们好。” In any case in the group is elder sister. 反正群里都是姐姐。 Su Yu stared Qin Ze one, reaches an agreement helps her curse at people, how did one open the throat to instigate? 苏钰瞪了秦泽一眼,说好帮她骂人的呢,怎么一开嗓就怂了？ Qin Baobao asked direct to head: „Does your complying make Su Yu develop the movie?” 秦宝宝劈头盖脑就问:“你答应让苏钰演电影？” Qin Ze weakly said: „Yes, yes.” 秦泽弱弱道:“是,是的。” Wang Zijin: „This is not the right key, you give you again an opportunity.” 王子衿:“这不是正确答案,你再给你一次机会。” Qin Ze weakly said: „Sister Zijin, you listened to me to say.” 秦泽弱弱道:“子衿姐,你听我说。” Sees the man so not to make every effort to succeed, Su Yu answers: „Said a hammer, the new movie has my space, this is the unshakeable fact, is firmer than one country two systems.” 见自己男人如此不争气,苏钰搭腔:“说个锤子,新电影有我一席之地,这是不可动摇的事实,比一国两制还要坚定。” Qin Baobao said: „Or my main actress does also give you?” 秦宝宝道:“要不我这个女一号也让给你？” Su Yu: „Good good 【Saa flower】” 苏钰:“好呀好呀【撒花】” Qin Baobao sneers saying: „Why not your excellency gets up with the wind, skyrockets 90,000 li (0.5 km).” 秦宝宝冷笑道:“阁下何不同风起,扶摇直上九万里。” Wang Zijin: „......” 王子衿:“......” Qin Baobao is angry, Qin Ze, „how you said, she must develop, I do not develop.” 秦宝宝大怒,@秦泽,“你怎么说,她要来演,我就不演了。” Su Yu: „Bye-bye you.” 苏钰:“拜拜啦您呐。” Qin Ze: „āi yā, I and Su Yu reached an agreement, is not good to renege.” 秦泽:“哎呀,我和苏钰说好了,不好变卦的。” Wang Zijin: „I suddenly have a bold idea.” 王子衿:“我突然有一个大胆的想法。” Qin Ze: „You said.” 秦泽:“您说。” Wang Zijin: „Movie character, reserves one to me, I must participate performance.” 王子衿:“电影角色,给我预留一个,我也要参演。” Su Yu first opposition: „It is not good, you will not act in a play.” 苏钰第一个反对:“不行,你又不会演戏。” Qin Baobao: „These words also give to you . Moreover, Wang Zijin you leave join in the fun blindly.” 秦宝宝:“这句话同样送给你,另外,王子衿你别瞎凑热闹。” She and old bro makes a movie and traveling, by two lowly people not stirring. 她和老弟的拍戏兼旅游,可不要被两个小贱人给搅了。 The three women's blah blah in the group quarrelled. 三个女人在群里巴拉巴拉吵起来。 Qin Ze weakly said: „We had the words to say well, do not quarrel.” 秦泽弱弱道:“咱们有话好好说,别吵架。” Qin Baobao: „You roll.” 秦宝宝:“你滚。” Wang Zijin: „Let alone words.” 王子衿:“别说话。” Su Yu: „Kisses me.” 苏钰:“吻我。” Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin: „Un?” 秦宝宝和王子衿:“嗯？” system prompt: Su Yu withdrew a news. 系统提示:苏钰撤回了一条消息。 Qin Ze sighed faintly, he selected Pei Nanman private chatted. 秦泽幽幽叹了口气,他点开裴南曼的私聊。 „Sister Man, what to do I should.” “曼姐,我该怎么办。” „Cold food in sauce.” “凉拌。” „You, but in group oldest elder sister.” “你可是群里年纪最大的姐姐。” That side Pei Nanman silent was very long, handled arrival and departure the voice to come: „Qin Ze is reminding me old, you want dead.” 裴南曼那边沉默了很久,直接发语音过来了:“秦泽是在提醒我老了是吧,你想死吗。” The Qin Ze heart said, you 31, should accept fate this year. 秦泽心说,您今年都三十一了,该认命啦。 „No, I meant, you most sympathize steadily, offers advice to me.” “没有,我是说,您是最体贴最稳重的,给我出个主意啊。” „Is who gave you „ me to help you offer advice” such misconception? ” Pei Nanman said: „But, I really have an idea, do you try?” “是谁给了你“我会帮你出主意”这样的错觉？”裴南曼道:“不过,我确实有个想法,你试试？” „Please say.” “请说。” „You, or changes name to „ Qin Super Main Character” to try? ” “你要不改名“秦傲天”试试？” „friendship finished.” “友尽。” salted fish is not my mistake, is system's is wrong, its too low, its Hou wisdom subtraction has not even studied unexpectedly. This is the beautiful system's passive skill. 咸鱼不是我的错,都是系统的错,它太low,它竟然连侯氏智减法都没学过。这可是妖艳系统的被动技能啊。 Qin Ze spoke in group: „Do not quarrel, is inferior to this, everyone begins a performance, how I help you arrange the role ..... under the elder sisters intent.” 秦泽在群里发话:“别吵了,不如这样,大家一起演,我帮你们安排角色.....姐姐们意下如何。” Without the last few words, seems will have the imposing manner very much. 如果没有最后一句话,就会显得很有气势。 Qin Baobao: „It is not good.” 秦宝宝:“不行。” Wang Zijin: „Does not have the issue.” 王子衿:“没问题。” Su Yu moves at heart: „Without the issue, 2 : 1, decided.” 苏钰心里一动:“没问题,二比一,就这么定了。” Qin Ze: „That line, this. But reaches an agreement, Su Yu and Sister Zijin can only play the supporting role, the actor's pay are not many, after all you lack the performing skill.” 秦泽:“那行,就这样。但说好,苏钰和子衿姐只能演配角,戏份不多的,毕竟你们缺乏演技。” Su Yu corner of the mouth raised, she suddenly discovers a turning point, originally Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin bosom friend two, really the stick together, does not represent good that she is operating, the unseemly behavior, can shoulder two people contradictions. 苏钰嘴角一挑,她忽然发现一个契机,原来秦宝宝和王子衿闺蜜俩,也不是真的团结友爱,代表着她操作的好,从中作怪,就能挑起两人的矛盾。 In the Su Yu brain presents several classical idioms: Drives the tiger to swallow the wolf, can achieve success one way or another, befriends those far away and attacks those nearby. 苏钰脑子里出现好几个经典成语:驱虎吞狼,左右逢源,远交近攻。 The old ladies are really quick-witted. 老娘果真机智。 Actually before writing this book, I want to write acting cool hit the face proud Tianliu, this type book, will never eliminate. The result is also good, moreover routine is very easy: Refuses to accept — hit the face — to subdue. Infinite loop, all roles and plots, for the acting cool hit the face service. But why does not know, writes writes, I was crooked .... Bah, was the literary style is crooked. Because writes about acting cool hit the face each time time, I will feel specially awkward. Possibly this and my life story and society experience do not tally. In the society in the work place, mixes for several years, will discover many acting cool hit the face plots really awkwardly, although looks possibly is very crisp. If writes this type of book, I do not dare to tell me friend, because will be ridiculed. Un, now does not dare to tell. After all I in the colleague and before the friend, am honest, sunlight, implicit, steady, reliable, I absolutely am not coquettish ..... sees many proud Tianliu book rise, a little hesitates and anxious, must transform the style, before walking me, path that decides, today thinks for a long time is very very long, perhaps I am not suitable proud Tianliu this road, I want to found a style to come out. Written are more, jumps over Carvin. Make me calm down a bit, I will look for the opportunity eruption, I am not low force, is not protagonist salted fish, I can definitely erupt, un, is this. Asked the monthly ticket while convenient, my several months have not asked the monthly ticket. 其实写这本书之前,我是想写装逼打脸的傲天流,这类型的书,永远都不会淘汰。成绩又好,而且套路很容易:不服—打脸—收服。无限循环,所有的角色和剧情,都为了装逼打脸服务。但不知道为什么,写着写着,我就歪了....呸,是文风歪了。因为每次写到装逼打脸的时候,我自己就会觉得特别尴尬。可能这和我人生阅历、社会经历不太相符。在社会在职场,混几年,就会发现好多装逼打脸的剧情是真的尴尬,虽然看的可能挺爽。如果写这种书,我都不敢告诉我身边的朋友,因为会被嘲笑。嗯,现在也不敢告诉。毕竟我在同事、在朋友面前,是正派的,阳光的,含蓄的,稳重的,可靠的,我绝对不是风骚的.....看到好多傲天流的书崛起,有点犹豫和焦躁,要不要转变风格,走我之前决定的道路,今天想了很久很久,也许我不适合走傲天流这条路,我要自己开创一条风格出来。写的越多,越卡文。让我静一静,我会找机会爆发的,我又不是Low逼,也不是主角咸鱼,我肯定能爆发,嗯,就是这样。顺便求一下月票,我好几个月没求月票了。