Perhaps is influenced by the surroundings, near Mohists is black, Su Yu now obscene talk serial, follows most probably the Qin Ze study. 或许是近朱者赤,近墨者黑,苏钰现在骚话连篇,大半是跟着秦泽学的。 Brushes Weibo unlike Qin Baobao occasionally, Su Yu usually goes to work, after going home, plays the game, strolls the forum, most time keep in the network. 跟秦宝宝偶尔刷一刷微博不同,苏钰平时上班,回家后打游戏,逛论坛,大部分时间留在网络里。 In the Qin Baobao eye, where to access the net to have with the comfort that younger brother flirts with one another. 在秦宝宝眼里,上网哪有和弟弟打情骂俏来的舒坦。 After Wang Zijin belongs, sends first, a half year slightly arranges to the editor-in-chief career, making her turn into piece and network old driver from little moe recently, but Sister Zijin not obscene talk serial, she supposed oneself person sincerely, she was noble Niohuru Zijin, gentle natural, was impressive, how can speak the obscene talk. 王子衿属于后发先至,半年的小编到主编职业生涯,让她从小萌新进化成段子手兼网络老司机,但子衿姐不会骚话连篇,她谨记自己的人设,她是高贵的钮钴禄・子衿,温婉大方,气度不凡,怎么能说骚话呢。 Su Yu asked: „You write the script to do, can make the movie?” 苏钰问道:“你写剧本干嘛,又要拍电影了？” Qin Ze nods: „Yes.” 秦泽点头:“是的。” The Su Yu eye brushes shines, xenon lamp, sparkling, jumps for joy saying: „I come me to come, female protagonist makes me come.” 苏钰眼睛刷的亮起,氙灯似的,闪闪发光,雀跃道:“我来我来,女主角让我来。” Qin Ze flatly refuses: „It is not good, female protagonist must make my elder sister develop.” 秦泽一口拒绝:“不行,女主角得让我姐演。” Su Yu stands all of a sudden from the chair, occupies a commanding position to overlook, forks the waist: „Wife in you, but also is less than elder sister?” 苏钰一下子从椅子上站起来,居高临下俯视,叉腰:“老婆在你心里,还不及姐姐？” „ You are not Qin Ze rolls the eyes. “你又不是我老婆。”秦泽翻白眼。 Su Yu lifts the foot to kick, bringing the weeping voice saying: „Qin Ze, your heartless and cruel prick.” 苏钰抬脚就踢,带着哭腔道:“秦泽,你这个狼心狗肺的王八蛋。” The chair is too soft, standing is also high, because of Qin Ze avoid, kicks the spatial Su Yu whole person to face forward to fall down. 椅子太软,站的又高,因为秦泽躲开,一脚踢空的苏钰整个人朝前扑倒。 Qin Ze rushes to catch, this fine to busy cheek, if were injured by falling down, to owe. 秦泽赶忙接住,这张精致到无暇的脸蛋要是摔坏了,岂不是太亏。 He holds Su Yu, loses on the bed, numb slip moving clothes. 他抱起苏钰,丢在床上,麻溜的扒掉衣服。 „You roll, I am not your wife.” Su Yu rolls up, holds the chest, stares. “你滚,我又不是你老婆。”苏钰蜷缩,抱胸,瞪眼。 „You do not use, when I am a husband, when you I am the beast.” Qin Ze throws. “你不用当我是老公,你当我是禽兽嘛。”秦泽扑上去。 „Help, discourteous.” “救命啊,非礼啊。” „Shouted that the broken throat also no one saves you.” “喊破喉咙也没人来救你。” „You come again, I bite the tongue to commit suicide.” “你再过来,我就咬舌自尽。” „Do you also want to nip the tongue? Eats my lollipop.” “你还想咬舌？吃我一记棒棒糖。” Two people play. 两人玩的很嗨。 „Do not be noisy,” Su Yu shoves open Qin Ze, the clothing is disorderly, is angry saying: „Now especially does not think, without the interest, holds me to get up, I first a code chapter.” “别闹,”苏钰推开秦泽,衣衫凌乱,嗔道:“现在不是特别想,没兴致,扶我起来,我先码一章。” „Code your younger sister.” “码你妹啊。” „I currently have the inspiration, must form in one's mind the plot.” “我现在有灵感,要构思剧情。” „You form in one's mind your, I first do for the respect.” “你构思你的,我先干为敬。” „I do not make you come.” Su Yu closely gathers the leg. “我不让你进来。”苏钰紧紧并拢腿。 But doesn't matter, Qin Ze has a ratio Su Lie also thick attacking a city wood. 但没关系,秦泽有一根比苏烈还粗的攻城木。 Su Yu is not according to the circumstances wonderful, full bed sways back and forth. 苏钰见机不妙,满床打滚。 The heroic difficult day to tumble...... this special. 英雄难日翻滚......这特么的。 Did not have the means that Qin Ze can only release people, before Su Yu feeling pleased running computer, symbol. 没办法了,秦泽只能放人,苏钰喜滋滋的跑电脑前码字。 Qin Ze lies on the bed, lonely smoked cigarette. 秦泽躺在床上,寂寞的抽了一支烟。 Diving period of time system froths over suddenly: „You draw back the group, real chicken loses face.” 潜水好一阵子的系统忽然冒泡:“你退群吧,真鸡儿丢人。” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” Is its this takes the opportunity to retaliate? 它这是借机报复？ „Why bother low force feels embarrassed salted fish,” Qin Ze sincere apology: „I made a mistake, I thought not tsukkomi you.” “low逼何苦为难咸鱼,”秦泽诚恳的道歉:“我错了,我以为再也不吐槽你了。” system did not respond him. 系统又不搭理他了。 10 : 30, the Su Yu code one hour of character, the delighted climbing up bed, was hugging Qin Ze. 十点半,苏钰码了一个小时的字,欢欢喜喜的爬上床,搂着秦泽。 „I was good.” Su Yu anticipated that said. “我好了。”苏钰期待的说。 „You roll, the father skull azure pain, does not want to manage you.” Qin Ze said. “你滚,老子脑壳青痛,不想理你。”秦泽道。 „Do not be angry, you are a man.” Su Yu said. “别生气嘛,你是男人。”苏钰说。 „Man...... is this you make me suppress one hour of reason? Un, the effect is very good, I think that now the world is insipid. I must write the script, finished you to want not to rest, we chat again other.” “男人......这就是你让我憋一个小时的理由？嗯,效果很棒,我现在觉得世界索然无味。我要写剧本,写完你要没睡,我们再聊聊别的。” „Does not want, does not want.” Su Yu makes an effort to act like a spoiled brat. “不要嘛,不要嘛。”苏钰使劲撒娇。 Su Yu said suddenly: „Being up and down is not the class oppression, builds the harmonious society.” 苏钰忽然道:“一上一下并非阶级压迫,共建和谐社会。” Qin Ze subconscious reply: „Several enter several is not the barbaric invasions, creates one generation of up-and-comers.” 秦泽下意识的回答:“几进几出不是野蛮入侵,造就一代新人。” Su Yu beams with joy: „That comes.” 苏钰眉开眼笑:“那来呗。” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” Qin Ze sighed: „Your really skin.” 秦泽叹道:“你是真的皮。” ...... ...... Qin Ze holds the Su Yu crazy output, in ten minutes is making a ton injury. 秦泽抱着苏钰疯狂输出,十分钟内打出成吨伤害。 The Su Yu blood deficiency and related debility, cannot shoulder, breathed tenderly was saying: „I could not endure.” 苏钰血薄,扛不住,娇喘着说:“我吃不消了。” „, I have not enlarged incur.” “啧,我还没放大招呢。” „That, or you today spatially greatly.” “那,那要不你今天空大可以吗。” „It is not good.” “不行。” „Our is not romantic.” “咱们这样一点都不浪漫。” Qin Ze stops attacking: „Do you want to be how romantic?” 秦泽停止攻击:“你想怎么浪漫？” Su Yu big mouth respite: „My wave point, you slowly.” 苏钰大口喘息:“我浪点,你慢点。” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” „Simple half time, please eat double eggs and ham.” “干脆中场休息,请你吃双蛋火腿。” „wū wū wū......” “呜呜呜......” After finishing up, Su Yu threw the bedside, discovered the smoke from the Qin Ze's coat, the curve perfect back, almost made the Qin Ze chicken move. 完事后,苏钰扑到床边,从秦泽的外套里找出烟,曲线完美的背部,差点又让秦泽鸡动。 She extracts cigarette, bites in the mouth, stopper that in the point, then flatters to the Qin Ze mouth. 她抽出一根烟,咬在嘴里,点上,然后讨好的塞到秦泽嘴里。 Snuggles in the Qin Ze bosom, acts like a spoiled brat saying: „, female protagonist develops to me.” 依偎在秦泽怀里,撒娇道:“呐,女主角给我演吧。” „It is not good!” Qin Ze rejects as before. “不行！”秦泽依旧拒绝。 „You smoke also me.” Su Yu snatching smoke angrily. “你把烟还我。”苏钰气鼓鼓的抢烟。 Qin Ze cast aside the head, avoid, helplessly said: „This film investment will be quite big, actually we could not make special effects, but the fund used on the actor. I and Qin Baobao do not want the salary, can save a lot of funds to be used to make special effects, I estimated that five in hundred million make the movie, this is not the movie of small cost, female protagonist really cannot to you, our money many unable to withstand again burns.” 秦泽撇了撇头,躲开,无奈道:“这部片子投资会比较大,其实咱们不是做不了特效,只是资金都用在了演员身上。我和秦宝宝不要片酬,可以节省很多资金用来做特效,我预估五个亿之内把电影拍出来,这不是小成本的电影,女主角真的不能给你,咱们钱再多也不经不起这么烧。” „You are shut out me is not non-specialized.” Su Yu was not happy. “你就是嫌弃我不专业呗。”苏钰不高兴。 „This is the fact is good.” Qin Ze supercilious look. “这是事实好吧。”秦泽白眼。 „Believes me to cut off your treasure.” Su Yu puts out a hand, makes an effort in the bedding. “信不信我掐断你的宝贝。”苏钰伸手,在被窝里使劲。 „Hiss ~” Qin Ze angrily said: „Pinches, whom looks at to regret.” “嘶~”秦泽怒道:“掐啊,看谁后悔。” Su Yu: „......” 苏钰:“......” She admits defeat. 她认输。 „That at least lets my no. 2 actress, I have looked at 《Bloody Battle on the Beaches of Shanghai》, Qin Baobao that little while is also non-specialized, she can no. 2 actress, I also be able to develop, I am not worse than her.” “那至少让我演女二号,我看过《血战沪市滩》,秦宝宝那会儿也是不专业,她能演女二号,那我也能演,我又不比她差。” „This I have saying that the talent that you act in a play really does not have my elder sister.” “这个我不得不说,你演戏的天赋真没我姐强。” „My Su Yu life is not weak in people.” “我苏钰一生不弱于人。” The Qin Ze heart said that where you come self-confident, my elder sister is the specialized play essence, although she is not by training, has not acted in a play, but she has acted in a play with me in the life, developed for more than ten years, tricked me quickly lamely. 秦泽心说,您哪来的自信啊,我姐是专业戏精,她虽然不是科班出身,也没演过戏,但她在生活里一直跟我演戏,演了十几年,把我快忽悠瘸了。 Reviews the life of your Great Emperor again, you feel dejected, my elder sister she installs to sell before me lovably pitifully, 6 do not arrive good, how you compare with her. 再回顾您苏大帝的一生,你黯然神伤的时候,我姐姐她在我面前装可爱卖可怜,六到不行,你怎么跟她比。 „I have a look, to divide a female to ration you when the time comes.” Qin Ze said. “那我到时候看看,分个女配给你。”秦泽道。 The words that the female matches, the performing skill does not need well, online on line, greatly not many squares many ka several times, corrects little. 女配的话,演技不需要多好,在线就行,大不多片场多咔几次,一点点纠正。 Su Yu crawls following the pole upward: „Has the kiss play?” 苏钰顺着杆子往上爬:“有吻戏吗？” „Has.” “有吧。” But is not and protagonist, but without the relations, was good with the substitute person. 但不是和主角,不过没关系,用替身就好了。 „Has the bed scene?” “有床戏吗？” „This does not have.” “这个没有。” Su Yu thinks, appearance that pushes someone take on a difficult job very much: „I try, works as the disciplining performing skill, in the future I female protagonist.” 苏钰想了想,很勉为其难的样子:“那我就试试,就当磨练演技,将来我自己当女主角。” „Elder sister, asking you to give up writing the novel, gave up the film and television reorganization.” “姐,求你放弃写小说吧,放弃影视改编吧。” „Yo, this elder sister called quite crisp, came one again.” “呦,这声姐叫的好爽,再来一声。” Although Su Yu likes sticking him, but her is actually older than Qin Ze, compared with Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin must greatly two years old. 苏钰虽然喜欢粘他,但其实她年纪比秦泽要大,比秦宝宝和王子衿还要大两岁。 Very much Qin Ze coordinates called several elder sisters, ..... crosses out regarding elder siscon. 秦泽很配合的叫了几声姐,对于一个姐控.....划掉。 Regarding oneesan-con, loli is also good, the soft younger sister, cannot make his heart have any mighty waves. 对于一个御姐控,萝莉也好,软妹子也罢,都不能让他的心起任何波澜。 Can anytime and anywhere shouted that to woman „elder sister”, this is the elder sister .... oneesan-con most basic accomplishment. 能随时随地的对身边的女人喊出“姐”,这是姐....御姐控最基本的素养。 Qin Ze has felt, likes loli and soft younger sister, is actually likes their lovable, sprouting/moe, turns to go home to work as a mascot. 秦泽一直觉得,喜欢萝莉和软妹子的,其实就是喜欢她们的可爱、萌,拐回家当个吉祥物罢了。 Therefore, urged lolicon and soft younger sis-con repents and is saved. 所以,劝萝莉控和软妹控回头是岸。 Su Yu knits the brows, suddenly retches one. 苏钰皱了皱眉,忽然干呕一声。 „What's wrong?” Qin Ze concerned asking. “怎么了？”秦泽关切的问。 Su Yu beckons with the hand, raises the quilt, smooth running to restroom. 苏钰摆摆手,掀起被子,光溜溜的跑向厕所。 Qin Ze rushes to put on the sleeping robe, turns out the clean sleeping robe from the closet again, pursues the washroom. 秦泽赶忙披上睡袍,再从衣柜里翻出干净的睡袍,追进洗手间。 In the washroom, Su Yu lies near the toilet, spits crazily. 洗手间里,苏钰趴在坐便器边,狂吐。 Qin Ze puts on the sleeping robe for her, is patting the back gently, „what's wrong, where was uncomfortable?” 秦泽为她披上睡袍,轻轻拍着背,“怎么了,哪里不舒服？” Su Yu spits, caressed the stomach, „is uncomfortable, wants to spit.” 苏钰吐完,抚了抚胃部,“就是难受,想吐。” Qin Ze said: „What did dinner eat?” 秦泽道:“晚饭吃什么了？” Su Yu said: „In the evening sips gruel, in the afternoon has retched.” 苏钰道:“晚上喝粥的,下午就干呕过了。” Qin Ze one startled: „Recently had this condition?” 秦泽一惊:“最近有这种状况吗？” Su Yu said: „Occasionally.” 苏钰道:“偶尔吧。” Qin Ze again one startled, the heart said, should not have. 秦泽再一惊,心说,该不会有了吧。 „I was possibly pregnant.” Su Yu seems of one mind. “我可能怀孕了。”苏钰仿佛心有灵犀。 „clear(ly), will go to under the hospital inspection tomorrow.” Qin Ze somewhat feels helpless, a lot of tsukkomi and obscene talks vanish entirely. “明,明天去医院检查下。”秦泽有些不知所措,一肚子的吐槽和骚话统统消失。 No wonder some people said that each child comes handles to guard, is really not false. 难怪有人说,每一个孩子都来的措不及防,果然不假。 He has not been mentally prepared completely, but if Su Yu were really pregnant, he is responsible. 他完全没做好心理准备,但如果苏钰真的怀孕了,他就要负责任。 Qin Ze is joyful and disturbed. 秦泽又喜悦又忐忑。 Even if he in elder sister by family/home will dry in the sun salted fish to do, this matter cannot shrink absolutely, otherwise later Su Yu gives birth to small salted fish, small salted fish looks for the father ..... 哪怕他会被家里的姐姐晾成咸鱼干,这种事绝对不能缩,否则以后苏钰生出一条小咸鱼,小咸鱼找爸爸..... The small salted fish roaming the roaming, sees Old Wang, said excitedly that Uncle Wang, are you 小咸鱼游啊游,看见老王,兴奋的说,王叔叔,您是我爸爸吗？ Old Wang said, is not, I am the Big-Headed Kid's father. 老王说,不是,我是大头儿子的爸爸。 The small salted fish roaming the roaming, sees Grand Supreme Elderly Lord, said excitedly, you are a my father? 小咸鱼游啊游,看见太上老君,兴奋的说,您是我爸爸吗？ Grand Supreme Elderly Lord said, is not, I am the Red Boy's father. 太上老君说,不是,我是红孩儿的爸爸。 Pitiful. 多可怜呐。 ..... ..... Su Yu is happy: „For these days the stomach was never comfortable, always wants to spit, eaten too many easy braces, therefore the dinner sips gruel......” 苏钰开心道:“这几天胃老不舒服,总想吐,吃的太多容易撑,所以晚饭喝粥......” Qin Ze more listens is not more right, asks: „What untoward effect has?” 秦泽越听越不对劲,问道:“有什么不良反应？” „Finished eating the thing bulge the discomfort, sometimes will also hurt, the chest is stuffy, bewildered makes a belch .....” “吃完东西就会胀的难受,有时候还会疼,还有胸闷,莫名其妙的打嗝.....” Qin Ze looked at the Su Yu's tongue coating, one second of zombie face. 秦泽看了看苏钰的舌苔,一秒僵尸脸。 Su Yu Xingfudao: „I was definitely pregnant.” 苏钰幸福道:“我肯定怀孕了。” „It is not.” “不是。” „?” “啊？” „You are not pregnant, you were the gastric disease.” Qin Ze covers the face: „Fortunately, is only the incipient symptoms, tomorrow will go to the hospital to match to instill, this time attention diet, was the work was too perhaps busy, you did not have to eat meal on time. Bao-Ze beforehand gives me, you recuperate the stomach.” “你不是怀孕,你是得胃病了。”秦泽捂脸:“还好,只是早期症状,明天去医院配点药,这段时间注意饮食,或许是工作太忙了,你没按时吃饭。宝泽的事先交给我,你把胃养好。” „No, I do not have the gastric disease, I was pregnant.” Su Yu expressed that cannot accept this truth, small fist pā pā pā beats the Qin Ze chest, that stance, gives her to dub on the difference: You return my child, but also my child ..... “不,我没有胃病,我就是怀孕了。”苏钰表示不能接受这个真相,小拳头啪啪啪捶秦泽胸口,那架势,就差给她配音:你还我孩子,还我孩子..... The Qin Ze forehead blue vein jumped jumping: „Does your family child raise in the stomach? You affirmed for these days the diet is irregular, the working pressure is also big, therefore contracted the gastric disease.” 秦泽额头青筋跳了跳:“你家孩子养在胃里的？你这几天肯定饮食不规律,工作压力又大,所以患胃病了。” „How you knew me the gastric disease.” Su Yu interrogated. “你怎么知道我得胃病了。”苏钰质问。 „Tomorrow went to the hospital inspection to know.” Qin Ze said, I exchanged chinese medicine primary proficient, this small problem can look. “明天去医院检查就知道了。”秦泽说,我好歹兑换了中医初级精通,这点小毛病还是能看出来的。 The result one in the evening, Su Yu does not have to manage Qin Ze. 结果一晚上,苏钰都没理秦泽。 She also turns out the new bedding from the cabinet, oneself cover a bed, then leaves a Qin Ze back of the head. 她还从柜子里翻出新被褥,自己盖一床,然后留给秦泽一个后脑勺。 Midnight, Qin Ze was trampled awakes, opens eyes, the Su Yu two leg chaotic treads, the quilt was trampled the ground, the mouth sleep talking twittering, whose is probably same as fight. 半夜,秦泽被踹醒,睁开眼,苏钰两条腿乱蹬,被子被踹到地上,嘴里梦呓呢喃,好像在和谁搏斗一样。 With great difficulty quiet, the brow is tight. 好不容易消停,眉头紧蹙。 The Qin Ze heart said, it is estimated that had a dream, no one snatches your child, because you simply do not have. 秦泽心说,估计是做梦了,没人抢你孩子啊,因为你根本没有。 He holds Su Yu in the bosom, a little loves dearly. 他把苏钰抱在怀里,有点心疼。