The bills due render back the money, perfectly justified. 欠账还钱,天经地义。 This money is to , the person also to hit, could not get used to seeing their attitudes purely, the dun visits even, thousand should not ten thousand not should, should not photograph, but also threatened Qin Baobao, the arrogance was simply rampant. 这钱是要还的,人也是要打的,纯粹是看不惯他们的作风,逼债上门就算了,千不该万不该,不该拍照啊,还威胁秦宝宝,气焰简直嚣张。 Pursues the debt is not the good thing, remembers these words right, especially usury. Fellow who pursues the debt, more than ten 20 years ago, likes the violence, hitting the person is light, a word does not gather crashes in the family/home randomly, the destruction, pours the paint toward your gate in wantonly, the entire corridor is the irritating the nose taste, on the wall writes „goes into debt to render back the money” wait/etc., is not on the television arranges, reality real. 追债的都不是好东西,记住这句话准没错,尤其高利贷。追债的家伙,十几二十年前,喜欢暴力,打人是轻的,一言不合冲进家里乱遭,大肆破坏,往你门上泼油漆,整个楼道都是刺鼻味,墙上写“欠债还钱”等等,并不是电视上编的,现实真的。 Qin Ze had seen in childhood, one group of people crash in the uncle's family, catches what/anything to pound what/anything, threatened does not render back the money sinks Huangpu River, then came before the police, left rapidly. 秦泽小时候就见过,一帮人冲进舅舅家里,逮什么砸什么,威胁说不还钱就把人沉黄浦江,然后趁警察来之前,迅速走人。 Hugging that little while, elder sister and female younger cousin frighten becomes one group, Qin Ze witnesses the entire process unemotionally, felt own a little step startled cloud compelling standard, was actually the leg that frightened was soft, does not know that should make what expression. Cries and cannot cry. 那会儿,姐姐和表妹吓的搂成一团,秦泽面无表情目睹全过程,感觉自己有点步惊云的逼格,其实是吓的腿软了,不知道该做什么表情。哭又哭不出来。 At that time, Qin Ze of elementary school third grade, was self-taught to comprehend one ultra to have words that compelled the standard: 30 year east of the river 30 year west of the river, bullies me to be now small not. 当时,小学三年级的秦泽,无师自通领悟了一句超有逼格的话:三十年河东三十年河西,莫欺我现在小。 From then on, did not like going to the uncle's family. 打那以后,就不爱去舅舅家了。 Has wanted to hit one a person who pursued the debt, what a pity pursues keeping pace with the times of debt now, was not popular to the passing through the gate beating , smashing and looting, making a Qin Ze many years of wish not probably recompense. 早就想打一顿追债的人了,可惜现在追债的与时俱进,不流行冲进门打砸抢,让秦泽多年的心愿不得偿。 Words at home, he must maintain the clever grandchild, the clever son, good older male cousin, competent good younger brother wait/etc., many images. This Brother Liu has right that words saying, the person supposes cannot collapse. 在家里的话,他要维持乖外孙、乖儿子、好表哥、能干的好弟弟等等,诸多形象。这个刘哥有句话说的对,人设不能崩。 The Brother Liu stride walks, a slap shouted, disdained at heart very much, a smelly actor, really thinks were oneself metropolis Soldier King? Does select their one crowd? 刘哥大步走来,一巴掌就呼过来,心里很是不屑,一个臭戏子,真以为自己是都市兵王？一个挑他们一群？ Does not hit the person, for more convenient fast pursuing debt, will not really hit the person. 不打人,是为了更方便迅捷的追债,不是真的不会打人。 The palm of the hand exhales half, his lower abdomen suffered a Qin Ze foot, a 160 several jin (0.5 kg) man, flies two meters away, the lying down ground throws up water. 巴掌呼出一半,他小腹就挨了秦泽一脚,一百六十几斤的汉子,飞出去两米远,躺地上吐酸水。 Un, has not truly resulted and had the lunch. 嗯,确实没得及吃午饭。 One group of people, entire atmosphere, suddenly solidification. 一群人,整个气氛,忽然凝固。 But no matter Qin Ze, he such as the wolf enters the flock of sheep, the a slap racket turns one, a foot pedal flies, is quick and ruthless, hardly has what roundhouse kick, high kick, Falling Stele Hand, and various gorgeous hidden skills walking positions. 但秦泽不管,他如狼入羊群,一巴掌拍翻一个,一脚蹬飞一个,又快又狠,几乎不存在什么回旋踢,高踢腿,摔碑手,以及各种华丽躲技能的走位。 True fight, depended is quick ruthless. 真正的打架,靠的就是快准狠。 routine in wuxia, routine in movie, when the Qin Ze first inferior Internet cafe entrance was ganged up to surround and beaten up, has understood that makes out of whole cloth. 武侠里的套路,电影里的套路,在秦泽第一次网吧门口被围殴时,就已经明白是瞎编的。 Fires off the talent to discover, warms up does not calculate, the air/Qi does not bring to breathe, the perspiration does not have. 打完人才发现,连热身都不算,气也不带喘,汗也没出。 Gang dumbfounded, without responding, how on bewildered being annihilated. 一伙人都懵逼了,都没反应过来,怎么就莫名其妙的全军覆没了。 Qin Ze arrives at side Brother Liu, squats down: „Pleasant surprise is not pleasantly surprised, isn't the accident/surprise accidental/surprised?” 秦泽走到刘哥身边,蹲下:“惊喜不惊喜,意外不意外？” In the Brother Liu eye full is panic-stricken, fuck me, is really this fellow Soldier King? 刘哥眼里满满都是惊恐,卧槽,这家伙真是兵王？ In addition, hatred: „You ended, you are celebrity, you dare to hit, we must expose, must report to the police.” 此外,还有恨意:“你完了,你是明星,你敢打,我们要曝光,要报警。” Qin Ze slap in his forehead, pā, is especially resounding: „You reported that having a look at the police was stands you to stand I, this ability, You must believe I had. Exposure? Your evidence does not have, you expose freely.” 秦泽一巴掌扇在他脑门,啪的一声,特响亮:“你报呗,看看警察是站你还是站我,这点能耐,你要相信我有。曝光？你连证据都没有,你尽管曝光。” He throws in front of the cell phone Brother Liu, sneers: „Who did not report to the police whose grandson.” 他把手机丢刘哥面前,冷笑:“谁不报警谁孙子。” Brother Liu has not picked the cell phone, willing did not say: „Even this, the loan contract has the legal effect, you same render back the money.” 刘哥没捡手机,不甘心道:“就算这样,借款合同还是有法律效应的,你一样还钱。” „I have not said do not render back the money, render back the money restore money, hits you to turn over to hit you.” Qin Ze racket his face: „Entered this line of several years?” “我没说不还钱,还钱归还钱,打你归打你。”秦泽拍拍他的脸:“入这行几年了？” „Four years!” “四年！” „Was person dead loan clear, persecuted to death several?” “人死债清,逼死了几个？” Brother Liu has not spoken. 刘哥没说话。 Qin Ze truncates scalp, hit specially, making him cover the head, the body was trembling the half of the day. 秦泽又削一头皮,打的特别中,让他捂着头,身体战栗了半天。 „Two.” Brother Liu said. “两个。”刘哥说。 „Two years, was fierce.” “两年一个,厉害了。” „Is they cannot look on the bright side of thing, does not close my matter.” “是他们自己想不开,又不关我事。” Qin Ze said: „Takes the cell phone.” 秦泽说:“把手机拿出来。” „?” Brother Liu has not responded. “啊？”刘哥没反应过来。 a slap shouted the past: „With!” 一巴掌呼过去:“拿出来！” Although is a little vacant, but has the little darling to take. 虽然有点茫然,但只好乖乖拿出来。 Qin Ze throws the ground, tramples to bits: „Makes you photograph.” 秦泽丢地上,一脚跺碎:“让你拍照。” „With, entirely with.” “拿出来,统统拿出来。” One after another, all steps on broken, steps on broken one, scolded one: Let you photograph! 一个接一个,全部踩碎,踩碎一个,骂一声:让你拍照！ Steps on a cell phone, he made up a foot. The kicked that fellow rolls the eyes, „accompanies you to eat meal, thinks that Qin Baobao does accompany you to eat meal?” 踩其中一位的手机时,他又补了一脚。踢的那家伙翻白眼,“陪你吃饭是吧,想不想秦宝宝陪你吃饭？” „No, does not think” “不,不想” „My elder sister is so pretty, doesn't this think?” Also is a foot. “我姐这么漂亮,这都不想？”又是一脚。 „big bro forgives!” “大哥饶命！” In the kitchen, Qin Ze wants to begin a moment ago, one group of fading young photographed toward elder sister randomly, the unscrupulous review stature, teased, but also wants to make Qin Baobao accompany to eat meal. 刚才在厨房,秦泽就想动手,一群衰仔朝着姐姐乱拍照,肆无忌惮的点评身材,取笑,还想让秦宝宝陪吃饭。 Was not you fluttered, is my Qin Ze raises does not resort to arms. 不是你们飘了,就是我秦泽提不动刀了。 This group of fading young are very rich, used is the latest pear cell phones. 这群衰仔还挺有钱,用的都是最新款的梨子手机。 When steps on to the last person, the fellow puts on a long face: „big bro, I have not photographed, can not step on?” 踩到最后一人时,那家伙哭丧着脸:“大哥,我没拍照,能不踩吗？” Qin Ze looks disdainfully he: „Gives the reason that I do not step on.” 秦泽睥睨他:“给我一个不踩的理由。” „We must dī dī take taxi!” “我们还得滴滴打车呢！” „” Qin Ze: „I, my Your Uncle dī dī take taxi.” “”秦泽:“我,我你大爷的滴滴打车。” pā steps on broken. 啪一脚踩碎。 Dammit, had almost nothing to say in reply. 妈蛋,差点无言以对。 Finally, remembered the proper business. 终于,想起正事了。 He asked that nearly by the little brother who oneself had nothing to say in reply, „did you suspect the life?” 他问那个险些让自己无言以对的小弟,“你怀疑人生吗？” „? Why I must suspect the life.” Little brother dumbfounded. “啊？我干嘛要怀疑人生。”小弟懵逼。 „Doesn't cherish?” Hits a slap, asked again: „Cherishes?” “不怀是吧？”打一巴掌,再问:“怀不怀？” „Bosom, I cherished.” The little brother cries to say. “怀了,我怀了。”小弟哭道。 Qin Ze asked next again: „Did you bosom?” 秦泽再问下一个:“你怀了吗？” „Bosom!” “怀了！” „You?” “你呢？” „Bosom, I cherished.” “怀,我怀了。” „I also cherished.” “我也怀了。” „My same bosom.” “我同样怀了。” „Ding, quest completes, reward points 300 point.” system did not have the sound conclusion of sentiment, then zé zé said: „Congratulates Host, successfully made one group of men bosom.” “叮,任务完成,奖励积分三百点。”系统没有感情的声音结束,然后啧啧说:“恭喜宿主,成功让一群男人怀了。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Fires off the person to vent anger, matter that this consideration renders back the money. 打完人出完气,该考虑还钱的事了。 Qin Ze said: „Did loan contract bring?” 秦泽道:“借款合同带了吗？” „Belt.” Brother Liu explained one: „This boss gave us to order deadly, does not bring back money not to go back, therefore the contract brings, was put the hotel by me.” “带了。”刘哥解释一句:“这次老板给了我们死命令,不拿回钱就不回去了,所以合同带着,被我放酒店了。” „Ok, you return to the hotel with the contract, the remaining people follow me, I take the money.” “行,你回酒店拿合同,剩下的人跟我走,我去取钱。” „Greatly, big bro we do not have the car(riage).” “大,大哥我们没车。” „What?” “啥？” „Does not have car(riage)” “没车” Qin Ze felt good low force that suddenly this crowd pursues the debt, with system. 秦泽忽然感觉这群追债的好lo逼,跟系统似的。 „Your Uncle!” system scolded. “你大爷！”系统骂道。 Forgot this low force to read my brain wave. 忘了这lo逼能读我的脑电波。 Brother Liu explained: „We are not the Shanghai person, the road are too far, sit High Speed Rail to come, the driving words, two, the oil fee/spent and road toll High Speed Rail are quite materially beneficial.” 刘哥解释道:“我们不是沪市人,路太远,坐高铁过来的,开车的话,得两辆,油费和过路费高铁比较实惠。” I actually also had nothing to say in reply. 我竟然又无言以对。 „Can big bro deliver me a regulation? The hotel is a little far. The cell phone was pounded by you, has no way dī dī to take taxi.” “大哥能送我一程吗？酒店有点远。手机被你砸了,没法滴滴打车。” „Wants dī dī to take taxi to go on a journey? Without dī dī time, do you go out by walking?” Qin Ze is angry. “非要滴滴打车才能出行？没滴滴的时候,你们出门靠走吗？”秦泽大怒。 Especially, what this crowd pursues the debt is teases me to play. 特么的,这群追债的是来逗我玩的吧。 „This does not celebrate the new year, cannot project on the car(riage).” “这不过年嘛,打不到车。” Qin Ze air/Qi and hit his a slap, it is fortunate that no one, otherwise charming Before a Crowd Shows One's Sagacity, turned into dī dī to take taxi, lo to explosion. 秦泽气的又打了他一巴掌,得亏没人,否则帅气的人前显圣,变成滴滴打车了,lo到爆炸。 Ate to the full supported is seeing somebody off to go to the hotel, words that did, my compelling standard reduced zero points. 吃饱了撑着才送人去酒店,这么干的话,我的逼格就降低零点了。 Qin Ze turns head to walk, drives company, takes entirely money in the safety deposit box, insufficiently, missed more than 2 million, telephoned to Su Yu, asked that the safety deposit box password of her office, two people collect, collect 3 million. 秦泽扭头就走,开车去一趟公司,把保险箱里的钱统统取出来,不够,差了两百多万,又打电话给苏钰,问她办公室的保险箱密码,两人凑了凑,凑齐三百万。 Places a paper box child, ties up with the adhesive plaster, conducts the shoulder to leave company. 放在一个纸箱子里,用胶布绑好,扛着离开公司。 The big new year's celebration, some office buildings have closed, some have not closed, is not every company, the new year's celebration has certainly a vacation, many posts, start doing business all year round. 大过年的,有的办公楼已经关了,有的没关,不是每个公司,过年就一定放假的,很多岗位,一年到头都开业。 Returns to grandmother's community, is the original lawn, Brother Liu leads one group of people, sits near the lawn, smokes, speech. 回到外婆的小区,还是原来的草地,刘哥带着一群人,坐在草坪边,抽烟,说话。 „old boss, does this matter consider as finished?” Has the little brother to nip the smoke, willing did not say. “老大,这事儿就这么算了吗？”有小弟咬着烟,不甘心的说。 „Or we receive money to run, doesn't give him the contract? So many people, he do not know on whom in any case the contract puts.” “要不咱们拿到钱就跑,不给他合同？反正这么多人,他也不知道合同放谁身上。” „You are silly, does not attain the contract, he will give you money, visits you to walk far away, then „, the contract has not succeeded in obtaining”, then full fly catches us? ” “你傻啊,不拿到合同,他会把钱给你,看着你走大老远,然后“呀,合同没到手”,接着满头苍蝇的逮我们？” Brother Liu puts out smoke, sighed: „Shut up, can probably come back money, is good, earlier goes home, but can also catch up with this year.” 刘哥吐出一口烟,叹道:“闭嘴吧,能把钱要回来,已经不错了,早点回家,还能赶上这个年。” „He came.” Had a little brother to say in a low voice. “他来了。”有个小弟低声说。 Brother Liu discards the cigarette butt, on the face stacks the smiling face, moves forward to meet somebody. 刘哥丢掉烟头,脸上堆起笑容,迎上去。 „Such quickly?” Qin Ze sees him, is a little surprised, did not say that taking taxi is difficult to hit? “这么快？”秦泽看到他,有点惊讶,不是说打车难打吗？ „I bought several packets of smoke in the outside supermarket, making boss help dī dī take taxi, reaches an agreement with the driver, the taxi to cancelled the order.” “我在外边的超市买了几包烟,让老板帮忙滴滴打车,跟司机说好,出租车到了取消订单。” Damn, dī dī that this is haunted by the ghost takes taxi. 该死,这阴魂不散的滴滴打车。 Moreover, filled careful planning of ordinary people, although is very real, but always felt that lo exploded, why other protagonist, acting cool like the wind, compelling the standard to be full, is not right to my style. 另外,话里话外都充满了市井小民的精打细算,虽然很真实,但总感觉lo爆了,为什么别的主角,装逼如风,逼格满满,到我这里画风就不对了。 Qin Ze puts down the box, another issue came, the adhesive plaster seals is too firm, cannot open. 秦泽把箱子放下,又一个问题来了,胶布封的太牢,打不开。 „Does anyone of you have the knife?” “你们谁有刀子？” The people shake the head. 众人摇头。 „Lends money at high interest, without belt/bring knife?” “放高利贷的,没带刀子？” A little brother said awkwardly: „Originally has, but when the High Speed Rail station the security check had been confiscated.” 一小弟尴尬道:“本来是有的,但在高铁站过安检的时候被没收了。” The style is not right, as the usury, shouldn't fish out a knife conveniently? 画风又不对了,身为高利贷,不应该随手摸出把刀子吗？ Therefore looked for the root rusty iron wire, cuts. 于是找了根生锈的铁丝,划开。 One group of people move the box to the building near, in Chopyongri, is too conspicuous, downstairs one looks, clear. 一堆人把箱子挪到楼边,在草坪里,太显眼,楼下一看,一清二楚。 3 million silver yuan, one group of people, counted for a half hour. 三百万的大洋,一堆人,数了半个多小时。 Qin Ze stands near the building, raises head to look at the day. 秦泽站在楼边,仰头望天。 The heart is quite tired! 心好累！ protagonist of others family/home: What? Does this attractive younger sister family/home owe you 5 million? All right, I. 别人家的主角:什么？这漂亮妹子家欠你们五百万？没事,我还了。 Then rendered back the money. 然后就还钱了。 But I, stand in the , looks that one crowd pursues the debt, number money counts the cramp, I accompany them to blow a half hour of cold wind. 而我呢,站在边上,看着一群追债的,数钱数到手抽筋,我陪着他们吹半小时冷风。 Where my compelling square went, was eaten by the dog? 我的逼格哪里去了,被狗吃了吗？ Brother Liu squats near the box, takes in the box money with the little friend, rubs hand that swelled, said: „Actually, can the bank payment , not anxious such several days.” 刘哥蹲在箱子边,和小伙伴把钱收进箱子,揉了揉发胀的手,说:“其实吧,可以银行转账的,也不急这么几天。” „Let alone,” Qin Ze solemnly said: „Number right the words, take the contract.” “别说了,”秦泽沉声道:“数目没错的话,把合约拿出来。” Brother Liu the package that brings from the hotel takes the contract, gives him. 刘哥把合同从酒店带来的包里取出来,递给他。 Qin Ze had not looked, moves at heart, this money was, but the uncle has not accepted the lesson, by his urogenous, probably also wants the wave this year. 秦泽没看,心里一动,这钱是还了,但舅舅没接受教训,以他的尿性,今年或许还要浪。 While this opportunity, can give him to teach little? For example, lets these fellows, punches my uncle. Frightens him to chop the hand? 是不是可以趁这个机会,给他一点点教训？比如,让这几个家伙,揍我舅舅一顿。吓唬他要剁手？ But is such pit uncle, not quite good? 但这么坑老舅,不太好吧？ Actually, my decision, probably is my father, my mother, my elder sister, my grandmother, my aunts and other relatives, wants to do embarrassed doing. 其实,我这个决定,大概是我爸,我妈,我姐,我外婆,我七大姑八大姨等亲戚,都想干又不好意思的干吧。 Un, this is not my decision, is the decisions of all friends and relatives. 嗯,这不是我一个人的决定,是所有亲戚朋友的决定。 But everyone is embarrassed, only then over me. 但大家不好意思,所以只有我出头了。 Thinks, was really at heart happier. 这么想,果然心里舒畅多了。 A Qin Ze brow wrinkle, felt slightly this matter is feasible. 秦泽眉头微微一皱,感觉这事可行。 „You come, have a matter we to discuss.” Qin Ze beckons toward Brother Liu. “你过来,有件事咱们商量一下。”秦泽朝刘哥招招手。