Qin Baobao and Pei Nanman do not understand the network stem of everything in disorder, former schadenfreude, latter , then the smiling face is light, „I have seen through all” self-confident expression. 秦宝宝和裴南曼不懂乱七八糟的网络梗,前者幸灾乐祸,后者则笑容淡淡,一副“我已经看穿一切”的自信表情。 Wang Zijin is the Qin Ze's name brand girlfriend, listening to Su Yu saying that this to the nominal male and female friend, the relations were unexpectedly pure to covering with the quilt is chatting purely. 王子衿是秦泽的正牌女友,听苏钰说,这对名义上的男女朋友,关系竟然单纯到盖着被子纯聊天。 For this reason, Su Yu has the confidence to dig her corner, the fact showed, a Su Yu's small action, making Wang Zijin be suspicious, she has not underestimated Wang Zijin, is the thoughts keen girl. Therefore Pei Nanman said, Su Yu is the senior general in stage. 正因如此,苏钰才有信心能挖她墙角,事实证明,苏钰的一个小举动,让王子衿心生疑窦,她没低估王子衿,是个心思敏锐的女孩子。所以裴南曼才说,苏钰是戏台上的老将军。 However surprises her, Qin Ze has not recovered unexpectedly, without arguing what/anything, probably is dejected, no matter what oneself run its own course, this makes Pei Nanman hold in high esteem. Originally she wants to take advantage that the banquet to the high tide stage, toward Qin Ze's face resentment one glass of red wines, asked him: You special think are oneself super main character? 不过让她意外,秦泽竟然没有补救,没有辩解什么,好像心灰意冷,任自己自生自灭,这点让裴南曼刮目相看。本来她想趁酒宴到高潮阶段,朝秦泽的脸怼一杯红酒,问他:你特么以为自己是龙傲天吗？ Now looks like, might as well observes again. 现在看来,不妨再观察观察。 The most interesting point, Qin Ze's elder sister, Qin Baobao, the entire journey sees a play, moreover is full of enthusiasm, schadenfreude, looks at her bright as crystals look, as if also wishes one could Wang Zijin and Su Yu fights one. 最有意思的一点,秦泽的姐姐,秦宝宝,全程看戏啊,而且是兴致勃勃,幸灾乐祸,看她亮晶晶的眼神,似乎还恨不得王子衿和苏钰打一架。 What mentality is this? 这又是什么心态？ Isn't she Wang Zijin's bosom friend? 她不是王子衿的闺蜜吗？ Su Yu did not say that they do suppress themselves jointly? 苏钰不是说她俩联手压制自己吗？ A Pei Nanman brow wrinkle, found that the matter is not simple. 裴南曼眉头一皱,发现事情并不简单。 Through fight of Qin Ze and her ex-husband, Pei Nanman made one check, making her follow up a clue to find out the Wang Zijin's background, let she curious Qin Ze, opened the corner/horn of mysterious veil. 通过秦泽和她前夫的交手,裴南曼让人查了查,让她顺藤摸瓜查出了王子衿的背景,让她好奇不已的秦泽,算是揭开了神秘面纱的一角。 She wants to have a look, how Qin Ze will process Su Yu with Wang Zijin , like Cao Bing, makes unfaithful Chen Shimei that has thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later? 她很想看看,秦泽会怎么处理苏钰和王子衿,与曹兵一样,做一个始乱终弃的陈世美？ In this case, Pei Nanman must absolutely before he marries Wang Family, asks people to sink Huangpu River to go him. 这样的话,裴南曼绝对要在他嫁到王家之前,找人把他沉黄浦江去。 Her friend are not many, bosom friend are less, Su Yu to her, like younger sister. 她朋友不多,闺蜜更少,苏钰对她来说,就像妹妹。 Moreover Wang Family hinders, according to her information on hand, Wang Zijin this miss, is the running away marriage comes out. 而且王家本身就是阻碍,根据她手头的情报,王子衿这姑娘,是逃婚出来的。 Then Wang Family can acknowledge Qin Ze this son-in-law? 那么王家会不会承认秦泽这个女婿？ Finally, Qin Ze, is still the Mona Lisa's smile, filled mystically. 最后,秦泽本身,依然是蒙娜丽莎的微笑,充满了神秘。 If in this world has monstrous talent, that Pei Nanman can pat the chest of D cup saying that is he is he is he, our friend Salted Fish Ze. 如果这个世界上有妖孽,那裴南曼可以拍着d罩杯的胸脯说,是他是他就是他,我们的朋友咸鱼泽。 Did not discuss regardless this boy everything in disorder sentiment, he is ally that is worth the long-term collaboration. 抛开这小子乱七八糟的感情不谈,他是个值得长期合作的盟友。 Quick, drawing of 100 red envelope finished, winning list announcement on big screen. 很快,一百个红包的抽奖结束了,得奖名单公布在大荧幕上。 The staff of prize-winning, takes own numberplate, welling up of dancing with joy is arriving at the stage, lines up to receive the bonus. 中奖的员工,拿着自己的号码牌,欢欣鼓舞的涌到舞台边,排队领取奖金。 Staff who has not drawn a prize-winning ticket, unwilling keeping sighing. 没中奖的员工,不甘心的长吁短叹。 The annual meeting is close to the end in the happy talks and laughters. 年会在欢声笑语中进入尾声。 Then, the final program started. 然后,最后的节目开始了。 Qin Ze's mouth technique performance! 秦泽的口技表演！ What kind of mouth technique performance Chief Qin will bring, everyone anticipated very much. 秦总到底会带来怎么样的口技表演呢,大家都很期待。 Everyone compares the guess of approval is beatbox, some people said the whistle, this guessed that was snorted contemptuously by the people, even if blows out to spend the whistling, still might as well Chief Qin mounts the stage the stimulation that sings a dolphin sound to come to shock. 大家比较认同的猜测是b-box,也有人说吹口哨,这个猜测被众人嗤之以鼻,就算把口哨吹出花来,也还不如秦总上台献唱一首海豚音来的刺激震撼。 Actually Qin Ze does not have the choice to sing, that explained that the mouth technique definitely ratio sang interestingly. 竟然秦泽没选择唱歌,那说明口技肯定比唱歌有意思。 If is really beatbox, the interesting truly ratio sang high. 如果真的是b-box,趣味性确实比唱歌高。 Also does not want the Qin Ze level to be high, so long as slightly online were good, couple days ago, the founder of space black cat also hit Taiji it is said that how the level did not say, in any case under an applauding sound. 也不要秦泽水平多高,只要稍稍在线就好了,前几天,据说天上黑猫的创始人还打太极呢,水平怎么样不说,反正底下一片叫好声。 This is the status addition. 这就是身份的加成。 Likewise, Qin Ze's mouth technique wants is not too rotten, everyone can praise to spend him. 同理,秦泽的口技只要不是太烂,大家就能把他夸出花来。 Light dark, Qin Ze stands in the stage. 灯光暗了下去,秦泽站在舞台上。 His behind big screen presents a picture suddenly, this should be a vertical aspect of ancient cities, the full moon in the sky, deep sleep of tile-roofed houses in the darkness, street quiet no one who the flagstone spreads. 他身后的大荧幕忽然出现一个画面,这应该是一幅古代城镇的俯瞰图,圆月当空,一座座瓦屋在黑暗中沉睡,石板铺成的街道静谧无人。 Several hundred staff look at each other in blank dismay, what situation? 几百位员工面面相觑,什么情况？ Reaching an agreement beatbox? 说好的b-box呢？ This animated cartoon picture what's the matter. 这动画片般的画面是怎么回事。 During the people are astonished, suddenly hears in the lane to transmit several dog's bark. 众人惊愕之中,忽然听到深巷里传来几声犬吠。 Everyone has a scare. 大家吓了一跳。 After the yelp, transmits the sleep talking sound of woman and man, wakes, subsequently, the crying aloud sound of child. 狗叫声后,就传来女人和男人的梦呓声,醒过来,继而,小孩子的啼哭声。 Is this sound in sound? 这是音响里的声音？ Afterward, the child weeping sound turns sucks mother 's milk the sound, is very light, the woman body that has not had a child cannot hear this sound. 随后,小孩子哭声变成吮母乳的声音,很轻,没生过孩子的女人身子听不出来这种声音。 When the children suck in mother 's milk, respite sound that can be accompanied by. 小孩子吮吸母乳时,会伴有的喘息声。 Mother gentle is coaxing the child, at this time, the old children woke, talk on endlessly to talk to keep saying, the father feared that he quarrelled the young child, then drank to scold the eldest son in a low voice 母亲温柔的哄着孩子,这时,有一个年纪稍大的孩子醒过来,叨叨絮絮说个不停,父亲怕他吵到幼子,便低声喝骂大儿子 Several sounds prioritize, actually close connected, unconscious outlined mother to feed the breast in the people mind, the father reproves son's family of four picture. 几个声音有先有后,却紧密相连,不自觉的在众人脑海中勾勒出母亲喂乳,父亲训斥儿子的一家四口画面。 At this time, finally some people responded, first stared dumbfounded, then lost one's voice to call out in alarm: „Is the Chief Qin sound, is his sound.” 这时,终于有人反应过来,先是瞠目结舌,接着失声惊呼:“是秦总的声音,都是他一个人的声音。” „Is fuck me, impossible? This is in the sound broadcasts absolutely.” “卧槽,不可能吧？这绝对是音响里播的。” „Is this mouth technique that Chief Qin must perform? I do not believe, is impossible to have such real sound, and so many.” “这就是秦总要表演的口技？我不相信,不可能有这么真的声音,而且还这么多。” First is small in an uproar, subsequently spreads, the entire banquet causes a stir. 先是小小的哗然,继而蔓延开来,整个宴会都轰动起来。 Some people do not believe that rear area runs to go to inquire that specially the computer operators in hotel, discovered several staff already had a dumbfounded expression. 有人不信,特意跑去后方询问酒店的电脑操作人员,发现几个工作人员早就一脸懵逼了。 „Is you broadcasts?” “是你们播的？” „fuck me , your boss old was not flamboyant.” “卧槽,不是啊,你们老板老牛逼了。” „” “” Has the news to return to the seat, told the colleagues, the colleagues do not believe that one after another leaving the table, runs to ask the staff. 带着消息回席位,跟同事们说,同事们不信,接二连三的离席,跑过去问工作人员。 „Definitely is you broadcasts?” “肯定是你们播的吧？” „fuck me , your boss old was not flamboyant.” “卧槽,不是啊,你们老板老牛逼了。” „Then switches off the sound.” “那把音响关掉。” „Has not opened from the start, oneself look.” “压根没开啊,自己看。” „fuck me, is really not, my boss old was flamboyant.” “卧槽,真不是,我的老板老牛逼了。” Qin Ze gets on soundings, is grasping the microphone, various sounds spit from his mouth, impressive of magic. 秦泽渐入佳境,握着麦克风,各种声音从他嘴里吐出来,变魔术似的让人惊叹。 The family of four fall asleep quickly, the snoring sound of man resounds, the sound that the woman coaxes the young child vanishes gradually, in the darkness thinks the sound that the mouse creeps along, overturned basin. 一家四口很快睡着,男人的鼾声响起,女人哄幼子的声音渐渐消失,黑暗中想了老鼠爬动的声音,打翻了盆器。 Then, some people shout one: „Catches fire!” 接着,有人大喊一声:“着火啦！” This is Qin Ze's own sound. 这是秦泽的自己的声音。 The high tide of this mouth technique performance came, first is this to the young husband and wife cry, two children's making a tearful scene sounds, in a minute, various noisy chaotic sounds resound, the person of thousands is calling for help, many dogs are barking wildly, many children in worried, innumerable sounds crowded spits from the Qin Ze mouth, evolves in a fire the chaotic scene. 这场口技表演的高潮来了,先是这对年轻夫妇的呼叫声,两个孩子的哭闹声,片刻,各种嘈乱的声音响起,成千上百的人在呼救,许多狗在狂吠,许多小孩在苦恼,无数种声音密集的从秦泽嘴里吐出来,演化成一幅火灾中纷乱的景象。 Under the field the 500 many staff, the expression is respectively different, classifies carefully: Shock and delay, startled, worship and fuck me! 场下五百多位员工,表情各不一样,仔细分类一下:震惊、呆滞、愕然、崇拜、卧槽！ Probably is this. 大概就是这样。 At this moment, staff to Qin Ze raising limitless worship. 这一刻,员工们心里对秦泽升起无限崇拜。 Even if Qin Ze does not like saying something to smooth things over with the staff, never meets to instill into the mind chicken soup, but his charm, has made the female staff two legs become tender, the male staff admires heartfeltly. 即便秦泽不太爱和员工搭讪,从来不开会灌输心灵鸡汤,但他的魅力,一直让女员工两腿发软,男员工由衷佩服。 In the song world, Chief Qin said that I will not write the song composition, other musicians must kneel saying: big shot, you were modest. 在歌坛,秦总说我不会写歌作曲,其他音乐人就要跪下来说:大佬,您谦虚了。 In the stock market, Chief Qin said that I will not speculate in the stock market, the private investors must kneel saying: The stock is what/anything, has not heard. 在股市,秦总说我不会炒股,散户们就要跪下来说:股票是什么,从来没听说过。 Now are also many, in mouth technique, Chief Qin said that my not mouth technique, the innumerable younger sisters must kneel saying: big shot sought the instruction world first mouth technique secret! 现在又多了一条,在口技界,秦总说我不会口技,无数妹子就要跪下来说:大佬求传授天下第一口技秘诀！ My boss old flamboyant + 1 我的老板老牛逼了 My boss old flamboyant + 2 我的老板老牛逼了 My boss old flamboyant + 10086 我的老板老牛逼了 The first table, Pei Nanman shakes the head speechless, Mona Lisa's smile? 首桌,裴南曼无语摇头,蒙娜丽莎的微笑？ Does not exist, this is Ultraman, or came from the m78 nebula perverted. 不存在的,这是奥特曼,或者来自m78星云的变态。 Wang Zijin asked bosom friend low voice: „Baobao (darling), does A'Ze also meet this?” 王子衿小声问闺蜜:“宝宝,阿泽还会这个？” Qin Baobao had a dumbfounded expression. 秦宝宝一脸懵逼。 The Wang Zijin doubts said: „Don't you know? He had studied this before, otherwise so will not be fierce.” 王子衿疑惑道:“你不知道？他以前学过这个吧,不然不会这么厉害。” „I, I” Qin Baobao had nothing to say in reply. “我,我”秦宝宝无言以对。 How I special know that my he will write the song composition not to know, 我特么怎么知道啊,我连他会写歌作曲都不知道,我连他一言不合变股神这件事都没理清楚,我知道什么啊。 Wang Zijin speechless say/way: „It seems like does not know that your elder sister, when may be really careless.” 王子衿无语道:“看来不知道咯,你这个姐姐,当的可真马虎。” Touches somebody's sore spot a blade. 扎心一刀。 Qin Baobao: „” 秦宝宝:“” Su Yu hē hē said: „After all is only elder sister, the careless point is not in the way.” 苏钰呵呵道:“毕竟只是姐姐嘛,马虎点不碍事。” Touches somebody's sore spot a blade + 2 扎心一刀 Qin Baobao: „” 秦宝宝:“” A Su Yu thread of conversation revolution: „Somebody does not know.” 苏钰话锋一转:“某人不也不知道吗。” Wang Zijin narrows the peach blossom pupil immediately, „wants you to manage?” 王子衿顿时眯起桃花眸子,“要你管？” Poodle Su today substance abuse? It is not catching my resentment. 苏泰迪今天嗑药了？非逮着我怼。 Qin Baobao counter-attack: „A your bystander, talked too much.” 秦宝宝反击:“你一个外人,多嘴。” The Su Yu elegant face anger flashes, the heart said, the old lady is a bystander? The old ladies found out your younger brother length. 苏钰俏脸怒气一闪,心说,老娘是外人？老娘把你弟弟的长短都摸清了。 Su Yu sneers: „Who is the bystander is uncertain.” 苏钰冷笑一声:“谁是外人还不一定呢。” Qin Baobao: „Your what/anything meaning.” 秦宝宝:“你什么意思。” Wang Zijin: „Talks clearly.” 王子衿:“说清楚。” Among the square inches, killing intentions rises suddenly. 方寸之间,杀机暴涨。 Su Yu: „” 苏钰:“” She instigated. 她怂了。 Immediately looks at Pei Nanman, but Pei Nanman full of enthusiasm is enjoying Qin Ze's mouth technique, without the mood responds three women to manipulate strategically. 顿时把目光投向裴南曼,但裴南曼兴致勃勃的享受着秦泽的口技,没心情搭理三个女人勾心斗角。 Under stage, not far away. 舞台下方,不远处。 The two cameraman exciting whole bodies of shiver, whisper. 两个摄像师兴奋的浑身颤抖,交头接耳。 „Feeling is hot, hangs to explode the day, such mouth technique performance certainly, passes on the online certain fire.” “感觉要火啊,吊炸天,这么绝的口技表演,传网上一定大火。” „Then the video I pass on Weibo.” “回头视频我传微博。” „No, my Weibo biography.” “不,我的微博传。” „That biographies various.” “那各传各的。” „Right,” young cameraman looked to the middle-aged cameraman: „You felt, this mouth technique has strongly regards the feeling.” “对了,”年轻的摄像师看向中年摄像师:“你有没有觉得,这口技有很强的既视感。” The middle-aged cameraman shakes the head: „Did not feel.” 中年摄像师摇摇头:“不觉得。” The young cameraman said: „I could not think for a while, but always felt very familiar.” 年轻摄像师说:“我一时想不起来了,但总感觉很熟悉。”