As low force system's salted fish Host, Qin Ze had self-knowledge very much, without super main character unique charisma, control harem 3,000 beautiful woman, harmonious. 做为low逼系统的咸鱼宿主,秦泽很有自知之明,没有龙傲天独特的人格魅力,统御后宫三千佳丽,和和睦睦。 Does not have Sūrya Zhao qi of a pimp, the tiger body shakes, various group of beautiful women admire in abundance. 也没有赵日天的王八之气,虎躯一震,各路美女纷纷拜服。 Does not have the 100 means of leaf auspicious day to make you unable to treat. 更没有叶良辰的一百种办法让你待不下去。 Is unwilling, cannot say, my Salted Fish Ze cannot cool is so quick, allowing me to hesitate, how to solve the present terrible business. 不甘心,不能说,我咸鱼泽不能凉的这么快,容我沉吟沉吟,怎么解决眼下的麻烦事。 fuck me! 卧槽！ Mentioned elder sisters, haven't they called me unexpectedly? 说起姐姐们,她们居然没给我打电话？ This is unscientific! 这不科学！ By the elder sister's acquisitive instinct, he usually goes home later, the vinegar jar must turn, all night does not turn over to this matter, her can Qin Baobao endure? Feared that has not sharpened the knife to salted fish. 以姐姐的占有欲,他平时回家晚些,醋坛子都要翻,彻夜不归这种事,她秦宝宝能忍？怕不是已经磨刀霍霍向咸鱼了。 Sister Zijin now was my girlfriend, the boyfriend did not turn over to thoroughly, fooled around outside, can Sister Zijin endure? Feared that is not fermenting the Qing dynasty ten big torture at heart. 子衿姐现在是我女朋友了,男朋友彻底不归,在外鬼混,子衿姐能忍？怕不是在心里酝酿着满清十大酷刑了。 But why they have not called me. 可她们为什么没给我打电话。 Qin Ze bends down to pick up the pants, fishes out the cell phone, the screen is black, according to is not bright, originally the cell phone did not have the electricity. 秦泽俯身捡起裤子,摸出手机,屏幕黑着,怎么也按不亮,原来手机没电了。 In Qin Ze brain inexplicable reappearing singing sound: If all are the divine intervention, all are the destinies, has been doomed eventually! 秦泽脑子里莫名的就浮现歌声:如果说一切都是天意,一切都是命运,终究已注定！ Can, this pot fling to the cell phone. 可以可以,这个锅就甩给手机了。 Present smartphone, good to look at but of no use, Qin Ze high school that meeting, a Nokia, standby one week, charges for five minutes, talked over the telephone for two hours. 现在的智能机啊,中看不中用,秦泽高中那会,一只诺基亚,待机一星期,充电五分钟,通话两小时。 Su Yu sees him to be silent, at heart one cool, „didn't we, you, you want me like this?” 苏钰见他沉默,心里一凉,“咱们都这样了,你,你不想要我吗？” Qin Ze shakes the head. 秦泽摇摇头。 In the Su Yu eye flashes through dimly, said with a smile: „That, are you resting a meeting? I, I take a bath, later must go to work.” 苏钰眼中闪过黯淡,强笑道:“那,你在睡一会？我,我去洗澡,待会要上班。” Qin Ze lowered the head, looks at the morning men to have the response that sighed: „Cannot fall asleep actually.” 秦泽低头,看了眼早上男人都会有的反应,叹道:“硬是睡不着。” Su Yu glances glances, cheek slightly red, timid kissed his, naked butt ran the room. 苏钰眼波一瞟,脸蛋微红,怯怯的吻了他一下,光着屁股跑出房间。 Qin Ze hesitates the half of the day, the chaotic reasoning of cutting without breaking, it seems like, this special will really be will say in the future. 秦泽沉吟半天,剪不断理还乱,看来,这特么真是日后再说。 The clothes pants scatter place, has his, has Su Yu's, chaotic pile in the same place. 衣服裤子散落一地,有他的,有苏钰的,乱糟糟堆在一起。 A each article picks, puts on, Qin Ze goes out of the room, goes out of the living room, opens the door, „pā”, closes. 一件件捡起来,穿好,秦泽走出房间,走出客厅,打开门,“啪”一声,关上。 He has not noticed, the sound of water of washroom, has not made a sound. 他没注意到,洗手间的水声,并没有响。 By him now chaotic brain, attention these details. 以他现在乱糟糟的脑子,也注意不到这些细节。 In washroom, Su Yu scared standing before the mirror, is listening to his sound of footsteps, from the entrance process of washroom, moves toward the living room, then burglar-proof door „bang”. 洗手间里,苏钰失魂落魄的站在镜子前,听着他的脚步声,从洗手间的门口经过,走向客厅,然后防盗门“砰”的一声。 He walked, 他走了, He walked 他走了 A Su Yu's heart pain, like the artificial flower that has not been angry, in the pupil drained off the appearance. 苏钰的心一痛,像一朵没有生气的纸花,眸子里流干了神采。 Perhaps she should not talk too much, should not ask those words. 或许她不该多嘴的,不该问那句话。 You think that you loves him very much, does he want to love you very much? 你以为自己很爱他,他就一定要很爱你吗？ Is you gangs up with him to go to bed, now turns the head to want him to be responsible for? 是你勾搭他上床的,现在转过头来要他负责？ Look looked that was abandoned. 看吧看吧,被抛弃了吧。 You is a grandmother do not love the pitiful creature who the uncle does not love. 你就是一个姥姥不疼舅舅不爱的可怜虫。 Su Yu turns on the faucet, flowing of hot water huā lā la, she is holding the knee, squats on the icy cold ceramic tile, cries loudly. 苏钰打开水龙头,热水哗啦啦的流淌,她抱着膝盖,蹲在冰凉的瓷砖上,放声大哭。 Rending that she cries, homeless cat, experiences suffering likely likely the suffering little miss. 她哭的撕心裂肺,像个无家可归的猫儿,像个受尽委屈的小姑娘。 Originally, love type of thing, is not you pays many, can obtain many returns. 原来,爱情这种东西,不是你付出多少,就能得到多少回报。 Pitch-dark of crying. 哭的昏天黑地。 For a long time is very very long, she is indistinct hears the knock, one after another, keeping ringing of pā pā pā. 很久很久,她隐约间听到敲门声,一声又一声,啪啪啪的响个不停。 Su Yu in the face gathering hot water, had washing, the body of trembling diverged the chill in the air, closed/pass the seed case of lotus flower head, is binding the bath towel, the vacant trend burglar-proof door , from the cat eye, happen to saw that handsome face. 苏钰把脸凑到热水里,洗了洗,瑟瑟发抖的身躯散去寒意,关了莲蓬头,裹着浴巾,茫然的走向防盗门,从猫眼里看出去,正好看见那张俊朗的脸。 At this moment, „turns round to doubt roadless named mountain heavy water, joy after sorrow Yau Yat Tsuen” the pleasant surprise explodes in her. 这一刻,有一种叫做“山重水复疑无路,柳暗花明又一村”的惊喜在她心里爆炸。 Su Yu opens the door. 苏钰打开门。 „You take a bath, can be so long?” drawing Qin Ze of one bag of breakfasts is standing in the entrance, is disgruntled: „Knocks quite a while does not open the door, I very lose face.” “你洗个澡,要这么久？”拉着一袋早餐的秦泽站在门口,不悦道:“敲半天不开门,我很丢人的。” Su Yu „” cries, gives him to come a young swallow to throw the forest, the wet tender body closely is hugging him, cries saying: „Your this devil, you did not walk, you walked do not come back, when my family's gate was so good. wū wū wū scared to death Baobao (darling).” 苏钰“哇”一声哭出来,给他来一个乳燕投林,湿漉漉的娇躯紧紧抱着他,哭道:“你这死鬼,你不是走了吗,你走了就不要回来了啊,当我家的门是那么好进的吗。呜呜呜吓死宝宝了。” Qin Ze: „” I special almost think that you called Qin Baobao. 秦泽:“”我特么差点以为你叫秦宝宝呢。 „Bewildered what to cry? Did sad your defend a 27 year blood?” “莫名其妙的哭什么？伤心你那守了二十七年的一血？” „You were not do not want me.” “你不是不要我了吗。” „I buy the breakfast the miss.” “我买早餐啊姑娘。” „You said one, I also think that you did not want me, does not think that I was your girlfriend, wū wū wū” in the Su Yu pink eye socket, the pā dā pā dā teardrops, stopped cannot stop. “那你说一声嘛,我还以为你不要我了,不想我做你女朋友,呜呜呜”苏钰桃红的眼圈里,啪嗒啪嗒的泪珠,止都止不住。 This matter, Qin Ze truly thinks is very long, what to do without thinking through should. 这件事,秦泽确实想了很久,没想通该怎么办。 Cannot think through, sentimental matter, he from the puberty principle to the present, still has not managed smoothly. 想不通的,感情这件事,他从青春期理到现在,依然没理通顺。 On come back road, system sees Host is so anxious, jumps the speech: „Host, your brain wave is very fierce, after animal copulation, like you? Let me think of a word: The fawn proceeds along no particular course!” 回来的路上,系统见宿主如此焦躁,蹦出来说话:“宿主,你脑电波很剧烈,难道动物交配后,都像你这样？让我想到一个词:小鹿乱撞！” „You roll, this making a move time does not act, I do not need you to come tsukkomi.” Qin Ze said ill-humoredly. “你滚吧,该出手的时候不出手,我不需要你来吐槽。”秦泽没好气道。 „From the perspective of animal, with this pā, with that only pā, will not only need in the spring of this year in the spring of next year extremely puzzled.” system said. “从动物的角度来说,今年春天跟这只啪,明年春天跟那只啪,不需要太过纠结。”系统说。 „That is the animal, is not the person.” “那是动物,不是人。” „Don't advanced that too the person thinks, even the person compared with the animal might as well, with this pā, with that pā, really does not understand that what tonight tomorrow evening you do intertwine?” “别把人想的太高级,甚至人比动物还不如,今晚跟这个啪,明晚跟那个啪,实在不明白你纠结什么？” „You said is very reasonable, making me have nothing to say in reply, therefore you do not have sentimental system forever.” Qin Ze sighed: „How can I say, you when my perverted, I want with this pā, to want with her pā, others to think pā in the spring of this year in the spring of next year she, I must explode.” “你说的很有道理,让我无言以对,所以你永远都是没有感情的系统。”秦泽叹道:“怎么说呢,你就当我变态,我今年春天想和这个啪,明年春天也想和她啪,别人想啪她,我就要爆炸。” „Understanding, this is the acquisitive instinct of human, that makes time process.” “了解,这是人类的占有欲,那就让时间去处理吧。” „Does time process?” “时间去处理？” The matter that „time cannot think through, does not represent cannot think through for a lifetime. The people always keep is intervened by factor, actually human from birth to growth, always in unceasing compromises to the outside world.” system said. “一时间想不通的事情,不代表一辈子想不通。人总是不停的受到外界的因素干扰,其实人类从出生到成长,总是在不断的向外界妥协。”系统道。 „Has not understood your meaning, here has a simpler view: In the future will say!” Qin Ze heaved a sigh. “没听懂你的意思,我这里有更精简的说法:日后再说！”秦泽唉声叹气。 „Perhaps was you compromised, perhaps was your elder sisters compromised, time will give the answer.” system said. “也许是你妥协了,也许是你的姐姐们妥协了,时间会给出答案的。”系统说。 Qin Ze visits with the foot check, supports trembling Su Yu to walk toward the room, last night had not turned on the air conditioning, this morning has not attended to opening, weather of the end of January, as gloomy and cold as bone. 秦泽用脚勾上门,拥着瑟瑟发抖的苏钰往房间里走,昨晚没开空调,今早也没顾上开,一月底的天气,阴冷到骨子里。 „Wears the clothes to have the breakfast.” Qin Ze said. “穿衣服吃早饭。”秦泽道。 „I, I have not taken a bath, waits again.” Su Yu tightened the bath towel, light-footed running to washroom. “我,我还没洗完澡呢,再等等。”苏钰紧了紧浴巾,脚步轻快的跑向洗手间。 The major rises, the greatly sad great happiness, making her become tender, staggers. 大起大落,大悲大喜,让她脚下发软,一个踉跄。 Qin Ze puts out a hand to support her, the bath towel slid. 秦泽伸手扶住她,浴巾就滑下去了。 Qin Ze looked at one, floats the raised, big long leg exquisite, little perky butt, small slender waist, chest front like bowl. 秦泽瞄了一眼,玲珑浮凸,大长腿,小翘臀,小纤腰,胸前如碗。 The Su Yu cheek was red, the slipper pā dā pā dā sound, runs in the washroom. 苏钰脸蛋唰的就红了,拖鞋啪嗒啪嗒响,跑进洗手间。 In the washroom, Su Yu looking up, the hot water following her slender nape of the neck downward, has inundated the whole body, brings warm. 洗手间里,苏钰仰起头,热水顺着她修长的脖颈往下,漫过全身,带来温暖。 Facts showed, she has not misread the man, does not have the heart of security sense, finally returned in the belly. 事实证明,她没看错男人,没有安全感的心,终于放回了肚子里。 Suddenly hears door lock kā chā one, Su Yu in great surprise, then to look, Qin Ze stark naked walks. 忽然听见门锁咔嚓一声,苏钰大惊,回头看去,秦泽赤条条的走进来。 Her subconscious covering chest, flutters: „I, I take a bath, do not come in” 她下意识的捂住胸,颤声:“我,我洗澡呢,你别进来” „Washes together,” Qin Ze enters in showering of huā lā la, embraces the Su Yu's waist conveniently. “一起洗吧,”秦泽走进哗啦啦的淋浴里,顺手揽住苏钰的腰。 Since last night already completed the man and woman this matter of doing, takes a bath together, probably should not make a fuss about nothing, Su Yu a little cannot let loose, heart pēng pēng jumps crazily. 既然昨晚已经把男人和女人该做的事都做完了,一起洗澡,好像也不值得大惊小怪,苏钰有点放不开,芳心砰砰狂跳。 „I, I think that a person washes.” Her thin sound said. “我,我想一个人洗。”她细声道。 „Washes together.” Qin Ze is redundant. “一起洗。”秦泽重复。 Su Yu immediately from, by the Qin Ze bosom that lay softly. 苏钰顿时从了,软趴趴的靠在秦泽怀里。 Qin Ze turns around her, presses on the wall, opening hits the pile foundation pattern, was a Su Yu following man. 秦泽把她转了个身,压在墙上,开启打桩基模式,做了一次苏钰后面的男人。 But in the final moment, the Su Yu leg was soft, the ground is also slippery, almost throws down. 但在最后关头,苏钰腿软了,地面又滑,差点摔倒。 Qin Ze puts out a hand to fish her the time, was spatially big 秦泽伸手捞住她的时候,空大了 Takes a bath, dries to castrate the child, Qin Ze according to rubs on the bed Su Yu ruthlessly, friction ~ friction the step of ~ devil! 洗完澡,擦干净身子,秦泽又把苏钰按在床上狠狠摩擦,摩擦摩擦~摩擦摩擦~似魔鬼的步伐！ This time has no free time in a big way, insipidness that but the world again changes. 这次没空大,不过世界再次变的索然无味。 After several minutes, he in full vigour restored. 几分钟后,精力旺盛的他又恢复了。 „You, do you also come?” Su Yu small face startled: „Wants, must be late, goes to work” “你,你还来？”苏钰小脸惊慌不已:“要,要迟到了,上班” „Today has a vacation to you, you are not my secretary, secretary is all right to do today, then, you understand.” Qin Ze pinched her cheek. “今天给你放假,你不是我秘书嘛,秘书今天没事干,然后,你懂的。”秦泽捏了捏她的脸蛋。 „But I am quite tired.” Su Yu pitiful expression. “可我好累的。”苏钰可怜兮兮的表情。 „My known your depth, but you do not know my length.” Qin Ze said: „Rubbish, comes up!” “我已知你深浅,但你不知道我长短。”秦泽道:“别废话,上来！” „Does not want.” “不要。” Qin Ze slap her butt, „comes up!” 秦泽一巴掌扇她屁股,“上来！” Su Yu wū wū wū crawls. 苏钰呜呜呜的爬上去。 „Holds its.” “扶它一下。” „oh.” “哦。” Two people by **** the posture conclusion, both climbed up the peak, stubbornly hugged. Su Yu in his chest, cries to shout the husband softly, Qin Ze does not speak, strokes her beautiful hair gently. 两人以****的姿势结束,双双攀上巅峰,死死的拥抱在一起。苏钰软在他胸口,哭着喊老公,秦泽不说话,轻轻抚摸她的秀发。 „Wang Zijin is your girlfriend.” Su Yu said in a low voice. “王子衿是你女朋友。”苏钰低声道。 „Un.” Qin Ze nods. “嗯。”秦泽点头。 „What are we? People? You are the plan kick out of the way her with me, kicks out of the way me?” “那我们算什么？狗男女吗？你是打算踢开她跟我,还是把我踢开？” „Does not know.” Qin Ze said: „Real soul talk.” “不知道。”秦泽道:“真心话。” „Do you have to go to bed?” “那你们有上床吗？” Qin Ze shakes the head. 秦泽摇摇头。 „Does that have other behaviors? Un, your men have looked at film.” “那有其他的行为吗？嗯,你们男人都看过片子的。” Qin Ze shakes the head. 秦泽还是摇头。 Su Yu smiled happily: „The Wang Zijin idiot, gets what one deserves by me is snatched the man.” 苏钰开心的笑了:“王子衿大笨蛋,活该被我抢男人。” Qin Ze felt suddenly, today has this matter, the coincidence that seemingly has no intention, can say drink up to mess things up reluctantly, but is perhaps inevitable, is only the time issue. 秦泽忽然觉得,今天发生这种事,看似无意的巧合,勉强能说喝酒误事,但没准是必然的,只是时间问题。 After perhaps with the Wang Zijin's character, must wait for the engagement, truly will give itself him. 以王子衿的性格,恐怕要等订婚后,才会真正把自己交给他。 The maggot of another black heart, that was complex, when she dares, Qin Ze does not dare. When Qin Ze dares, she does not dare. 另一个黑心的蛆,那就复杂了,她敢时,秦泽不敢。秦泽敢时,她不敢。 Only then Su Yu is different, she likes a person, warm bold payout, will like liking, liking hating is very simple. 只有苏钰不一样,她喜欢一个人,会热情大胆的付出,喜欢就是喜欢,爱恨都很简单。 Su Yu is hugging his neck, happy, probe called one „husband”, saw Qin Ze not to knit the brows, her corners of the mouth happy upwarping. 苏钰搂着他的脖子,开心的,试探的叫一声“老公”,见秦泽没皱眉,她嘴角开心的翘起。 „I will not compel you, will not pester you, not truculent and unreasonable looks for Wang Zijin to be troublesome,” expression that Su Yu longs for pitifully: „So long as you set aside time to accompany me, I will be very happy. Does not use many, is so little.” “我不会逼你,不会纠缠你,不会蛮横无理的找王子衿麻烦,”苏钰可怜又渴望的表情:“只要你腾出一点时间陪我,我就会很开心。不用多,就这么一点点。” She stretches out the small finger, earnest compares in Qin Ze at present. 她伸出小指头,认真的在秦泽眼前比了比。 Then at heart thinks, good that so long as the hoe wields, without the corner did not dig. 心里则想,只要锄头挥的好,没有墙角挖不了。 Su Yu felt, oneself actually has victory in the hand. 苏钰觉得,自己其实已经胜券在握了。 My Su Yu, selected the palace to fight the technique. 我苏钰,也是点了宫斗技的。 Qin Ze terrified one startled, he remembers old driver Huang Yicong has spoken the words suddenly: The women said that her what/anything does not want, actually what/anything wants 秦泽悚然一惊,他忽然想起老司机黄易聪说过的话:女人说她什么都不要,其实什么都想要