Innumerable retail had a dumbfounded expression, most financial institutions are also caught off guard. 无数散户一脸懵逼,大部分金融机构也措手不及。 But eats the chicken degree by far incessantly so, this time really pushes gold mountain but actually jade column, ten cows cannot pull back. The stock market fell suddenly continuously for a week. 但吃鸡程度远远不止如此,这次是真的推金山倒玉柱,十头牛也拉不回来。股市连续暴跌了一个星期。 Reaches the limit down the eternity to reach the limit down from hundred, in a week, in the news said, the market value evaporates on 100 billion. Right now not only the private investor is scared, even the financial institution flustered, flees crazily. Afterward evolved to run away unable to run away, because opened every day, reached the limit down on desperate discovery own stock. 从百股跌停到千古跌停,一个星期里,新闻上说,市值蒸发上千亿。这下子不但散户恐慌,连金融机构都慌了,疯狂出逃。后来演变成想逃都逃不了,因为每天一开盘,就绝望的发现自己的股票跌停了。 Online „crying” a sound piece, is speculates in the stock market everywhere the poor lifetime feeling. Everyone half jokingly, half bitter teasing „rooftop sees”. 网上“哭”声一片,到处都是炒股穷一生的感慨。大家半开玩笑,半辛酸的调侃“天台见”。 The fact, really some people jump from an upper story, for example plays the lever crazily, not only a dynasty returned to the pre-liberation, but also owed the huge debt that is unable to repay. 事实,真的有人跳楼,比如疯狂玩杠杆的,不但一朝回到解放前,还欠下无法偿还的巨额债务。 First is various brick professors jumps the comforting popular sentiment, telling everyone stock market is very healthy, this time falls to one's limit removes the bubble, this saying listened to be always familiar, ok, the people quite flickered in any case. 先是各种砖家叫兽跳出来安抚民心,告诉大家股市很健康,这次放量下跌是去除泡沫诶,这话听着老熟悉了,算了,反正民众好忽悠。 Then the national team announced enters the stadium to bail out, the major information push good news, comforted the investor panic. 然后国家队宣布入场救市,各大资讯推送利好消息,安抚股民恐慌的情绪。 But one two, decide to have three, this everyone frightened the urine, did not believe. 可是有一有二,决定就有三,这次大家都吓尿了,不相信了。 „Yeah, was finished, this time was really finished.” “哎,完蛋了,这次真的完蛋了。” „Previous time I think that the floor, should bargain-hunt, now knows that is a ceiling.” “上次我以为掉到地板,该抄底了,现在才知道,那是天花板。” „All right, this sewer, older and younger brothers hurried to bargain-hunt. Do not instigate, does.” “没事,这次下水道了,兄弟们赶紧抄底啊。不要怂,就是干。” „Damn, my underpants wrapped in the stock market.” “干你老母哦,我内裤都套股市里了。” „Did not say that I sit in rooftop, smokes last cigarette” “不说了,我就坐在天台,抽完最后一根烟” „And so on building I, we reached agreement in rooftop.” “楼上的等等我,咱们相约在天台。” This matter celebrity rubs the heat degree, in the Weibo round „rooftop sees” picture, or „asked you, my hard-earned money gave back to me” picture. 这件事明星都来蹭热度,在微博发“天台见”的图片,或者“求求你,把我血汗钱还给我”的图片。 Also is not teases purely, celebrities also speculates in the stock market, moreover throws are definitely more than private investor, the blood owes, is the losses of several million and even previous whatever happens|10 million. 也不是纯调侃,明星们也炒股,而且投的肯定比散户更多,血亏起来,都是几百万乃至上千万的亏损。 Compares all the people to wail, Bao-Ze investment company is jubilant, the cheers continue. 相比起全民哀嚎,宝泽投资公司则是喜气洋洋,欢呼声不止。 Couple days ago was still sighing the Chief Qin lose your mind company staff secretly, now only shouts nicely done, if Qin Ze said one: I lack the knee! 前几天还在暗叹秦总石乐志的公司员工,现在只喊666,如果秦泽说一声:我缺膝盖！ The company staff members will offer oneself knee very much warmly. 公司全体员工会很热情的献上自己的膝盖。 „This month bonus exploded.” “这个月的奖金爆炸了。” „Finally can bring the wife going out wave.” “终于可以带着媳妇出去浪了。” „Bonus succeeds in obtaining, the house downpayment collected.” “奖金一到手,房子首付就凑齐了。” „Follows Chief Qin to mix, was too wise.” “跟着秦总混,太明智了。” „I have not thought, the stock market really collapsed unexpectedly, hā hā hā.” “我都没想到,股市居然真的崩了,哈哈哈。” „Although in my pin money all compensated, but this month bonus, was dozens times of my pin money.” “虽然我的私房钱全赔里面了,但这个月的奖金,是我私房钱的几十倍。” „I have started to expect the year-end bonus, hā hā hā.” “我已经开始期待年终奖了,哇哈哈哈。” „Chief Qin may really meet acting cool, we think that he planted.” “秦总可真会装逼啊,咱们都以为他栽定了。” „acting cool? Can the matter of cultural worker, calculate acting cool?” “装逼？文化人的事情,能算装逼么？” Causes the people to laugh, inside and outside the office filled the merry air. 引得众人哄笑起来,办公室内外充满了快活的空气。 In Room meeting, Chief Qin calls everyone to meet, is mainly acting cool! 会议里,秦总召集大家开了个会,主要是装逼啦！ Sitting of Chief Qin bold and uninhibited in the seat of honor, on the face has „an this solitary one life not defeat” the aggression and arrogance, below officials felt a heartfelt admiration, bow saying: Chief Qin flamboyant flamboyant most flamboyant! 秦总大马金刀的坐在主位,脸上带着“孤一生未尝一败”的霸气和傲气,下方的臣子们心悦诚服,躬身说:秦总牛逼牛逼最牛逼！ In replaces itself Su Yu of noble concubine at heart, on the face the smiling face is bright-colored, with having glory. 在心里把自己替代成贵妃的苏钰,脸上笑容明艳,与有荣焉。 End, Li Linfeng sighed: „In account some stocks have not thrown, the stock market collapses too early.” 末了,李林峰感叹道:“账户上还有一部分股票没有抛出去,股市崩的太早了。” „Yes, too early.” “是啊,太早了些。” „Must find the opportunity to be flung by the pot, in cannot fail.” “一定要找机会被锅甩出去,不能砸手里。” Actually Bao-Ze Investment has gained sent greatly, ten times of levers, high undersells, now the stock falls the floor, the range estimate has toward the trend in seabed 20,000 falling, so long as when the time comes spends the price of losing, can buy the stock, gives back to the securities trader. 其实宝泽投资已经赚大发了,十倍的杠杆,高位抛售,现在股票跌到地板,目测有往海底两万里跌下去的趋势,到时候只要花费一丢丢的代价,就能把股票买回来,还给券商。 But manager obsessive compulsive disorder violated, is thinking must have the goods. Especially Li Linfeng, seizing of touching own ears and cheeks is anxious. 但经理们强迫症犯了,想着一定要把货都出完。尤其是李林峰,抓耳挠腮的捉急。 Without the means that he is the constellation virgo. 没办法,他是处女座。 „It is not anxious, the national team entered the stadium, the stock market over the next several days, will have the small return to warmer weather, but love minister everyone do not worry, is bull market returns to consciousness just before dying at most. While return to warmer weather time, we gain one wave again.” “不急,国家队入场了,股市在未来几天,会有小幅回暖,但诸位爱卿大家不要担心,顶多是牛市回光返照。趁着回暖的时候,咱们再赚一波。” manager awaken. 经理们纷纷醒悟。 „Right, did our first product expire? Su Yu you make Finance Department count the income, then closes the product.” Qin Ze said. “对了,咱们第一个产品到期了吧？苏钰你让财务部统计一下收益,然后关闭产品吧。”秦泽道。 Su Yu nods. 苏钰点点头。 Then, Qin Ze announced that draws back toward. 接下来,秦泽宣布退朝。 Breaks up. 哦,是散会。 Everyone is busy at various going respectively. 大家各忙各的去。 „Right, Chief Qin we planned that a organization glee feast, you must come.” Li Linfeng said. “对了,秦总我们打算组织一次庆功宴,您一定要来。”李林峰说。 Qin Ze stares, „how I do not know.” 秦泽一愣,“我怎么不知道。” Cracks a joke, my official must drink wine to make music, unexpectedly hasn't informed me? 开什么玩笑,朕的臣子要饮酒作乐,居然没通知朕？ „, We have applied with Vice-chief Su.” Li Linfeng said. “哦,我们跟苏副总申请过了。”李林峰道。 „Un, in the evening we eat, this time, everyone is depressing.” Su Yu said. “嗯,晚上咱们吃一顿,这段时间,大家都蛮压抑的。”苏钰道。 „This, that line.” Qin Ze nods. “这样啊,那行吧。”秦泽点头。 Ok, since the minister and my cherished concubine applied , is the same. 算了,既然大臣和朕的爱妃申请了,也是一样的。 „Do you go?” Su Yu asked. “你去吗？”苏钰问道。 „I go, naturally must go.” Qin Ze said. “我去啊,当然要去。”秦泽道。 Cannot let the ministers and cherished concubine plays alone. 不能让大臣们和爱妃单独玩耍。 , Covered in the numerous staff dark clouds about on several th dissipates. 近几日,笼罩在众员工心里的阴云消散一空。 In the afternoon has no work, the staff chatted in the big office, manager chatted in small Room meeting, smoked. 下午没什么工作,员工们在大办公室聊天,经理们在小会议聊天,抽烟。 Qin Ze returns to own office, asked that Finance Department wanted the recent statement, then photographs, issues elder sisters. 秦泽回到自己的办公室,问财务部要了近期的业绩报表,然后拍照,发给姐姐们。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin worry about the period of time for him, after the stock market crashes, they may be happy. 秦宝宝和王子衿为他担忧好一阵子,股市崩盘后,她们可开心了。 Wang Zijin reply: „Fierce my A'Ze, elder sister oral reward.” 王子衿回复:“厉害了我的阿泽,姐姐口头奖励一下。” Wang Zijin has the golden key to grow up, to is very light, the sincerity that money looks is Qin Ze was happy. 王子衿含着金钥匙长大,对钱看的很轻,真心为秦泽高兴。 Qin Baobao: „Saw A'Ze to make so much money, elder sister relaxed finally.” 秦宝宝:“看到阿泽赚了这么多钱,姐姐终于松了口气。” Qin Ze replies elder sister: „I am earnest, even I feared.” 秦泽回复姐姐:“我认真起来,连我自己都怕。” „,” Qin Baobao does not send in a suffering expression that rubs the nose: „elder sister bought several hold/container hold/container a while ago, then also bought one for Room-entering Wolf, many luxury goods, you know.” “不是哦,”秦宝宝发来一个搓鼻子的委屈表情:“姐姐前阵子买了几只包包,然后给入室狼也买了一个,还有好多奢侈品,你都知道的。” Qin Ze „doubts” expression: „You did not say that is the bargain-priced goods that the net buys?” 秦泽“疑惑”的表情:“你不是说都是网购的便宜货吗？” „Has the reason, the elder sister's money that side Tianfang, the company recent fund is tight.” Qin Baobao weak reply. “有原因的啦,姐姐的钱都在天方那边,公司最近资金紧嘛。”秦宝宝弱弱回复。 „, You do not need to deceive me wait/etc., money where you come?” Qin Ze at heart surging ominous premonition. “哦,那你没必要骗我等等,你哪来的钱？”秦泽心里涌起不祥预感。 „Un, is your bride's price, 3 million, did not have oh.” “嗯,都是你的老婆本,三百万,都没了哦。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” My bride's price, was wasted all one's money by my elder sister 我的老婆本,又被我姐姐败光了 Why do I want to say „”? 为什么我要说“又”？ Really, my bride's price is actually not bride's price, should change name to call „the elder sister's pin money”. 果然,我的老婆本其实不是老婆本,应该改名叫“姐姐的私房钱”。 Raises the table! 掀桌啊！ I have not seen my bride's price long what/anything appearance, it died in battle. 我还没见过我老婆本长什么样子,它就阵亡了。 Raises the table. 掀桌啊。 My bride's price does not have with my 10 cents relations. 我的老婆本跟我一毛钱关系都没有。 Raises the table. 掀桌啊。 Sister Zijin I am unfair to you. 子衿姐我对不起你。 „Ok, the income reorganized, I made the Finance Department person take up a collection, these celebrity money, quick will arrive in their account. I send you earnings report.” Su Yu issues him an information. “ok,收益整理出来了,我让财务部的人打钱去了,那些明星的钱,很快就会到他们账上。我把收益报表发你。”苏钰发给他一条信息。 Quick, the Huang Yuteng telephone hits: „fuck me, so many?” 很快,黄宇腾电话打过来:“卧槽,这么多？” Qin Ze said with a smile: „Shorts the stock market, recently gained one greatly.” 秦泽笑道:“做空股市,最近又大赚一笔。” Huang Yuteng: „You are flamboyant, I took, was higher than I one year of income.” 黄宇腾:“你牛逼,我服了,比我一年的收入还高。” The Xu Yunhan telephone follows closely, but to: „, Chief Qin, did you make a mistake money?” 徐韵寒的电话紧随而至:“啊,秦总,你打错钱了吧？” Qin Ze said startled: „Right? You hurry to give me also to come back.” 秦泽愕然道:“是吗？那你赶紧给我还回来。” Xu Yunhan wū wū said: „Many bank notes, do not give up, when you you forgot, then I also forgot, making their peaceful lie down in my bank account.” 徐韵寒呜呜道:“好多票子,舍不得,你就当你忘了吧,然后我也忘了,让它们安安静静躺在我银行账户里。” Qin Ze: „hā hā, do not tease, is your.” 秦泽:“哈哈,别逗了,是你的。” Qian Shishi: „Chief Qin I love you, I love you.” 钱诗诗:“秦总我爱你,我爱你。” Qin Ze: „Spoke the logical expression.” 秦泽:“说人话。” Qian Shishi: „You determined that hasn't made a mistake money? You confirmed that this is my final income?” 钱诗诗:“你确定没打错钱吗？你确认这是我最终收益吗？” Qin Ze: „Un.” 秦泽:“嗯。” Qian Shishi: „Is unscientific, to be how spicy many.” 钱诗诗:“不科学啊,怎么辣么多。” Qin Ze: „Shorts the stock market.” 秦泽:“做空股市呗。” celebrity that almost every receives the remittance prompt, unbelievable telephoning to Qin Ze, suspected that he made a mistake the funds. Right that they have not gesticulated, but every month, company here will send the statement to them. 几乎每个收到汇款提示的明星,都难以置信的打电话给秦泽,怀疑他打错款了。他们没有指手画脚的权利,但每个月,公司这边会发业绩报表给他们。 This month income, hung dozen of last month simply. 这个月的收益,简直吊打上个月。 Although everyone is acts in a play, may see the message to prompt, after a series of numbers, has no way not to sigh the life like the play. 虽然大家是演戏的,可看到短信提示上,一连串的数字后,没法不感叹人生如戏。 Huang Yuteng online sent Weibo: Thanks boss! Qin Ze 黄宇腾在网上发了条微博:谢谢老板！@秦泽 After several minutes, Xu Yunhan retransmits Weibo: Thanks boss! Qin Ze 几分钟后,徐韵寒转发微博:谢谢老板！@秦泽 Qian Shishi retransmits Weibo. 钱诗诗转发微博。 Ge Ling retransmits Weibo. 葛灵转发微博。 Old Yao retransmits Weibo. 老姚转发微博。 Li Rongxing retransmits Weibo 李荣兴转发微博 More and more celebrity retransmit this Weibo, waits for six point getting off work times, has 20 several celebrity to retransmit, they purchased Qin Ze company product celebrity, is afternoon receives money celebrity. 越来越多的明星转发这条微博,等六点下班的时候,足足有二十几位明星转发,他们都是购买了秦泽公司产品的明星,就是下午收到钱的明星。 Even to celebrity of thriving business, this is still a large amount of income that makes one change countenance, after their hands is rich, has made many investments, the investment shop and investment real estate, open company, oneself open a shop wait/etc., but has no investment, is so sour like today crisply. 就算对日进斗金的明星而言,这也是一笔让人动容的巨额收入,他们手里有钱后,做过很多投资,投资店铺、投资房地产、自己开公司,自己开店等等,但没有任何一笔投资,像今天这般酸爽。 They gave Qin Ze to hit a sum of money, then this sum of money three months later, turned several times. 他们只是给秦泽打了笔钱,然后这笔钱在三个月后,翻了好几倍。 This feeling, received the cheating message like everyone, the opposite party said: I, First Emperor of Qin, takes up a collection! 这种感觉,就像大家收到诈骗短信,对方说:我,秦始皇,打钱！ Their brains pull out, hit the 3,000 block to the opposite party. 他们脑子一抽,给对方打了三千块。 Then three months later, First Emperor of Qin brings the mighty force to come, must bring their acting cool to lead them to fly. 然后三个月后,秦始皇带着千军万马而来,要带他们装逼带他们飞。 The meddlesome netizen commented under celebrity Weibo: 好事的网友在明星微博下方评论: „What had?” “发生了什么？” „had a dumbfounded expression!” “一脸懵逼！” „Did you change job Tianfang? Becoming the Qin Ze affiliated artist?” “难道你们都跳槽天方了？成为秦泽旗下的艺人？” At this time, if Qin Baobao saw, definitely cried to faint in the restroom, the Tianfang's major stockholder, should be she was right. 这个时候,秦宝宝要是看到,肯定哭晕在厕所,天方的大股东,应该是她才对吧。 „How possibly, Tianfang cannot eat up so many big success.” “怎么可能,天方吃不下这么多大咖。” „Always felt that has the py transaction, good to know, is quite anxious.” “总感觉有py交易,好想知道,好焦躁。” „Bottom that forget it, the stock market owed fell, without mood attention entertainment gossip.” “得了吧,股市都亏的底儿掉,没心情关注娱乐八卦了。” No one can get the answer, celebrities maintains the consistent silence, did not talk too much. 没人能得到答案,明星们保持一致的沉默,不多嘴。 Cannot obtain the netizen of answer, running Qin Ze Weibo that the heart is hard to take itchy asked, Qin Ze does not certainly reply, he sent a message to give elder sister. 得不到答案的网友,心痒难耐的跑秦泽微博下去问,秦泽当然不回复啊,他发了条短信给姐姐。 „Elder Sister Bao, on you Weibo says.” “宝姐姐,你上微博说一说。” „What said?” “说什么？” „Said that I lead everyone acting cool belt/bring everyone to fly.” “说我带大家装逼带大家飞呀。” „You said.” “你自己说呗。” „This matter, needs others to say is crisp, I said, compelling the standard not to have.” “这种事,就需要别人说出来才爽嘛,我自己去说,逼格就没了。” „Ok, but I have a request.” “行,但我有个要求。” „Said.” “说。” „The bride's price money owed, recharged quickly!” “老婆本欠费了,快充值！” „Mmp.” “mmp。”