A pair, we are to rub the stock. 一对的,我们就是要蹭股票的。 professor how, professor did not need to keep a family. 教授怎么了,教授不用养家糊口啊。 professor does not buy what/anything to gain what/anything. 教授也不是买什么赚什么的。 professors in ridicule in heart. 教授们在心里吐槽。 Recently, Old Qin this fellow, always liked Before a Crowd Shows One's Sagacity. 最近啊,老秦这家伙,总喜欢人前显圣。 professors also has capsizing time, sighs woefully „this stock to have the potential obviously very much, but how to rise? My this stock is good, what a pity I sold early. Recently the bedding bag hundreds of thousands, are thinking must shear the meat.” 教授们也有翻船的时候,哀叹“明明这只股很有潜力,可怎么就不涨呢？我就这只股不错吧,可惜我卖早了。最近被套了十几万,在想要不要割肉。” Each time at this time, Old Qin would serene hē hē saying: „Recently the stock market was good, gained tens of thousands.”, „You choose the stock to pay attention, the banker are too many, bull market cannot guess with the normal method. ah~ touches to two raising limits today unexpectedly.” 每次这个时候,老秦总会云淡风轻的呵呵道:“最近股市挺好,又赚了好几万。”、“你们选股要多注意,庄家太多,牛市不能用正常方法去揣测。啊~今天居然摸到两个涨停板。” The heart of professors by to bind a blade another blade, was passed the heart coolly. 教授们的心被扎了一刀又一刀,透心凉了都。 Asked him, „Old Qin shared experience, you speculated in the stock market are getting more and more fierce.” 问他,“老秦分享一下经验呗,你炒股越来越厉害了。” Old Qin eggs will smile, hē hē said: „I do not speculate in the stock market, I am only the porter of stock market, the stock am the son elect.” 老秦就会蛋蛋一笑,呵呵道:“我不炒股,我只是股市的搬运工,股票都是儿子选的。” professors: Mother female genitals. 教授们:妈了个巴子。 You have the son to be great, your son is Stock God is great. 你有儿子了不起啊,你儿子是股神了不起啊。 Your son or Quick Shooter. 你儿子还是快枪手呢。 professors may be chatty at heart, did not discuss the stock in front of Old Qin, so long as he one, everyone on tacit shift topic. 教授们心里可腻歪了,都不在老秦面前谈论股票了,只要他一来,大家就默契的转移话题。 acting cool this matter, is the person likes doing, but the worldling is acting cool, the cultural worker is Before a Crowd Shows One's Sagacity. 装逼这件事啊,是人都爱干,只不过俗人是装逼,文化人是人前显圣。 professors envies the envy to hate, cannot ask stock, Old Qin this person, the custom, he never helps the person speculate in the stock market, does not help the person push the stock. 教授们羡慕嫉妒恨,偏偏又问不到股票,老秦这个人,有一个规矩,他从不帮人炒股,也不帮人推股。 Now the opportunity came. 现在机会来了。 Three o'clock, the students raise the head the hope. 三点钟,学生们翘首企盼。 Out of the door, Professor Qin walked, he presses the hand, the classroom was instantaneously peaceful. 门外,秦教授走进来了,他压了压手,教室瞬间安静下来。 „Attending class week promised the student, making Qin Ze come and everyone chats, chats other experience, in the future will enter the society to help you. But he is never so expected that popular, to be honest, I envy him, my class, you did not take the sick leave each time, skipped classes.” “上课星期答应了学生,让秦泽过来和大家聊聊,谈谈一些个人经验,将来对你们进入社会有帮助。但没想到他这么受欢迎,说实话,我都嫉妒他,每次我的课,你们不是请病假,就是逃课。” „Where dares, our branch does not dare to run away your class.” “哪敢啊,我们科不敢逃您的课。” The students smile. 学生们笑起来。 The spicy heart old radish, the test never informs, to hit to attack the war, then buckles the school grades, the student of skipping classes must cry. 辣心老萝卜,测试从来不通知,打突击战,然后扣学分,逃课的学生要哭死。 „Rubbish, otherwise you disliked me fine.” old gentleman looks to the entrance. “不废话了,不然你们要得讨厌我了。”老爷子看向门口。 Qin Ze came, no specially grand appearance, very ordinary casual attire, before is goes out, elder sister carefully helps him handle a hair, made the stereotypia. 秦泽进来了,没什么特别隆重的打扮,很平常的休闲装,就是出门前,姐姐精心帮他打理了一下头发,做了定型。 „A'Ze, leading me also to go, always felt that teaching is very fun.” Qin Baobao said, turned butt. “阿泽,带我也去吗,总感觉讲课很好玩的。”秦宝宝说完,扭了扭屁股。 „Do you do, you are celebrity, on your appearance money several 100,000 million, why cheap Economics Uni.” Qin Ze said. “你去干嘛,你是明星,你出场费都几十万上百万,凭什么便宜财大。”秦泽道。 „My wearing sunglasses and service cap.” elder sister is hugging his neck from behind, sends to whine to act like a spoiled brat. “那我戴墨镜和大檐帽。”姐姐从后面搂着他的脖子,发嗲撒娇。 „Hair messed up to you.” Wang Zijin a slap truncates toward her butt. “头发给你弄乱了。”王子衿一巴掌朝她屁股削过去。 Then elder sister kept and bosom friend rips to compel. 然后姐姐就留下来和闺蜜撕逼了。 After Qin Ze comes , the office is in a tumult. 秦泽进来后,办公室骚动起来。 The scream, cheers. 尖叫,欢呼。 Qin Ze looks at the dense head/number of people, in the corner of left room, a number of professor that wears the eyeglasses, a weaponry makes him a little surprised. Somewhat is simultaneously absent-minded, originally, in front of elder sister I am salted fish, but in others eyes, I am big shot. 秦泽看着黑压压的人头,左侧房的角落里,还有一批戴眼镜的教授,阵仗让他有点惊讶。同时有些恍惚,原来,在姐姐面前我还是咸鱼,但在别人眼里,我是实打实的大佬。 I am big shot! 我是大佬！ salted fish, removes! 咸鱼,去掉！ „My father Professor Qin calls me in the morning, said that makes me come with his student to chat, I also really think am only chat,” his vision swept the eye boundless many people many: „Really feels for my father proud, zé zé, is his student.” “我爸秦教授早上给我打电话,说让我过来和他的学生聊聊,我还真以为只是聊聊,”他目光扫了眼茫茫多的人多:“真为我爸感到骄傲啊,啧啧,全是他的学生。” Laughter. 一阵哄笑声。 old gentleman shakes the head, helpless smiling face. 老爷子摇摇头,无奈的笑容。 „That chats, did not need to introduce oneself, everyone should know me.” Qin Ze said: „I also go to school in Economics Uni, at present in intern, has not received the graduation certificate. Just started intern that days, my nest speculated in the stock market at home, finds time to give elder sister to write the song , she was incautiously red.” “那就聊聊呗,也不用自我介绍了,大家应该都认识我。”秦泽道:“我也在财大上学,目前在实习,没拿到毕业证书。刚开始实习那段日子,我窝在家里炒股,抽空给姐姐写写歌,一不小心,她就红了。” The students are listening with great interest. 学生们津津有味听着。 „Afterward my father knows I speculated in the stock market, has almost not killed me, he said: The right way does not take the dishonest means that is for a lifetime unpromising. Without the means that looked for a work, originally thinks that going to work of quiet and contentedly, speculates in the stock market, writes the song, finally opened company incautiously.” “后来我爸知道我炒股了,差点没打死我,他说:正路不走歪路,一辈子没出息。没办法,找了一份工作,本来想安安分分的上班,炒炒股,写写歌,结果一不小心就开了一家公司。” Under the hiss rings out. 底下嘘声大作。 The students smiled. 学生们笑了。 „Now I want to ask, does the father, your son I have prospects?” Qin Ze looks with a smile to old gentleman under place. “现在我想问一问,爸,你儿子我有没有出息？”秦泽笑着看向座下的老爷子。 The old gentleman corners of the mouth twitch. 老爷子嘴角抽搐。 „hā hā hā!” “哈哈哈！” „Comes up on the resentment father.” “一上来就怼老子。” This chapter of laughter was bigger, the female students discovered that this Qin Ze school senior, in the reality is a very interesting person. The male students smiling face were also many. 这回笑声更大了,女生们发现这个秦泽学长,现实里是个很有趣的人。男生们笑容也多了。 „The speech of lengthy chaos, I, you will not like listening. We must chat, opportunity that also gets to speak to you.” Qin Ze said: „Has what/anything to ask that raises hand.” “长篇大乱的发言,我不会,你们也不爱听。咱们要聊聊,也得给你们说话的机会。”秦泽道:“有什么想问的,举个手。” huā lā la! 哗啦啦！ Pair of both hands lift. 一双双手举起来。 „That female student who wears the blue down clothing, you most attractive, you asked.” “那个穿蓝色羽绒服的女生,你最漂亮,你来问。” The longhaired delicate younger sister stands, with a smile: „school senior, do you have the girlfriend?” 长发披肩的清秀妹子站起来,笑吟吟:“学长,你有女朋友吗？” „Tonight makes?” Qin Ze throws an electric power full look toward her. “今晚约吗？”秦泽朝她抛去一个电力十足的眼神。 The long hair younger sister cheek was red, will arouse the courage to comply, actually listens to Qin Ze saying: „Cracks a joke, about girlfriend matter, un, yesterday just had.” 长发妹子脸蛋红了,正要鼓足勇气答应,却听秦泽道:“开个玩笑,关于女朋友这件事,嗯,昨天刚有。” A hiss, the female students are very disappointed. 一片嘘声,女生都很失望。 The long hair younger sister unexpected happening said: „You have the girlfriend, we have the hoe.” 长发妹子鬼使神差道:“你有女朋友,我们有锄头。” The laughter rises from all directions. 哄笑声四起。 „A second issue, that female student, you come.” “第二个问题,那个女生,你来。” „school senior, how you achieve such outstandingly, everyone knows the ability that in aspect the talent of your songwriting, you speculate in the stock market, you in intern a half year of time, opened investment company, entertainment company. Can say your experience?” “学长,你是怎么做到这么优秀的,大家都知道你创作歌曲的才华,还有你炒股的方面的能力,你在实习半年时间,开了一家投资公司,一家娱乐公司。能说说您的经历吗？” Qin Ze thinks: „Probably this is the talent.” 秦泽想了想:“大概这就是天赋吧。” The students hiss rings out, the one by one corners of the mouth have a smile, this school senior was too funny. 学生们嘘声大作,一个个嘴角含笑,这个学长太逗了。 „Then fills a chicken soup to you, listening that among you likes listening, does not like listening comes to one's ear forgets.” Qin Ze sincere say/way: „Actually I since childhood am not intelligent, this my father can testify for me, my family the feather duster, does not need to brush off the dust, special-purpose hits me” “接下来给你们灌点鸡汤,你们间爱听的听,不爱听的就过耳忘。”秦泽正色道:“其实我从小就是不聪明,这点我爸可以为我作证,我家始终有一根鸡毛掸子,不用来掸灰尘,专用来打我” He has not said, under student smiled to spurt. 他还没说完,底下的学生笑喷了。 The gods special my father testified for me. 神特么我爸为我作证。 „I projected on since childhood in a big way by my father, this point actually I hate his, the proverb said that under the club the loyal son, has the talented person similarly. These words not necessarily entire right, but absolutely right. I know, with my aptitude, rules that without his club education, decides to me, I not only cannot test into Economics Uni, might be deliberately bad very much. Compares my unpromising son, my elder sister Qin Baobao hits slightly intelligent, tremendous stress. Writes song matter, did not say that everyone has the talent, but you have not unearthed temporarily. Does not compel, never knows oneself have the multi- trash is not right, is outstanding.” “我被我爸从小打到大,这一点其实我蛮恨他的,老话说,棍棒底下出孝子,同样也出才子。这句话不一定全对,但绝对没错。我自己知道,以我的资质,如果没他的棍棒教育,给我定的条条框框,我不但考不上财大,很有可能会自暴自弃。相比起我这个没出息的儿子,我姐姐秦宝宝打小就聪明,压力山大。写歌这事,就不说了,每个人都有天赋,只是你们暂时没有挖掘出来。不逼自己一把,永远不知道自己有多垃圾不对,多优秀。” The laughter gets up, the students listened, this said intentionally, school senior you study the crosstalk? 笑声又起,学生们听出来了,这个故意这么说的,学长你是学相声的吗？ „Discussed again own individual experience, died the topic that studied saying that everyone was tired, no matter you studied at school, outside when worked, must remember two characters: Study! The Wilderness Hero time passed by, the present time, the knowledge is the wealth, the quality of studying, does not look at the result, looked that you cannot understand to study, the result that the mechanical memorizing comes, takes a diploma, the beginning is no doubt higher than others, but is doomed not to recede is not long. Takes the post of eo to get married white, rich, and beautiful, is these is definitely willing to study diligently, is willing the struggle fellow, is not one's turn accesses the net to play the game daily.” “再谈一谈自己的个人经验,死读书的话题就说了,大家都听腻了,不管你们在校时读书,在外时工作,都要记住两个字:钻研！草莽英雄的时代过去了,现在的时代,知识就是财富,读书的好坏,不看成绩,看你懂不懂专研,死记硬背来的成绩,拿着一文凭,起点固然比别人高,但注定走不远走不长。出任eo迎娶白富美的,肯定是那些肯钻研,肯奋斗家伙,怎么也轮不到天天上网打游戏的吧。” „Everyone looks at me to spread that small blackboard outside, a stock, I wrote the analysis of entire blackboard, but you had not seen, before I also wrote three blackboards. This studies. In early July starts to study to speculate in the stock market, except for eating meal to sleep, occasionally writes the song, all time, I close myself at home, study every day, every day sufficient energy. This studies. Makes together the topic, analyzes its intrinsic profound and abstruse principles, analyzes its explanation approach, this also studies. But many minor details will study, the big proposition will actually not study diligently, for example studies, for example work.” “大家看过我流传在外的那块小黑板,一支股票,我写了整整一块黑板的分析,但你们没看到,之前我还写了三块黑板。这就是专研。七月初开始学习炒股,除了吃饭睡觉,偶尔写歌,所有的时间,我把自己关在家里,每天学习,每天充能。这就是专研。做一道题目,去分析它内在的玄机,分析它的解答思路,这也是专研。但很多人细枝末节会专研,大命题却不会钻研,比如学业,比如工作。” The students reveal the ponder the expression. 学生们露出思考的表情。 „Ok, next issue. This female schoolmate, you come.” “好了,下一个问题。这位女同学,你来。” „school senior, in the online video, you said that did the stocks speculation moon/month gains hundred million small targets, really realize?” Appearance specially gorgeous female student, pupil of bright as crystals, anticipation visits him. “学长,网上视频里,你说炒股月赚亿的小目标,真的实现了吗？”打扮特别艳丽的女生,亮晶晶的眸子,期待的看着他。 „That is my start fund, closed right up against it, I opened company.” Qin Ze nods, gives the affirmative reply. “那是我的起步资金,靠着它,我开了公司。”秦泽点头,给予肯定的回复。 Hiss! 嘶！ Sucks in the cold air the sound, not only student, these audits professor, at this time, sat straight the body. 倒抽凉气的声音,不单学生,那些旁听的教授,在这时,也坐直了身子。 It is not the piece, is not the joke ?! 不是段子,不是笑话,是真的？！ Did he really in just one month, gain one hundred million? 他真的在短短一个月之内,赚到了一个亿？ Money that my God, an average person for a lifetime is possibly impossible to make. 我的天啊,一笔普通人可能一辈子都不可能赚到的钱。 First is silent, subsequently the atmosphere is exciting. 先是寂静,继而气氛火爆起来。 Some especially female students, look at the Qin Ze's look, from implicit liking, has turned fills the aggressive saliva. 尤其一些女生,看秦泽的眼神,已经从含蓄的喜欢,变成充满侵略性的垂涎。 „This boy is likes showing off.” “这小子就是爱炫耀。” old gentleman is glowing with health, feels twice as to have the face. 老爷子红光满面,倍觉有面子。 „Next issue” “下一个问题” „Protest!” Some person of loudly said: „school senior, you have asked the female student to answer the issue, regarded men as superior to women.” “抗议！”有人大声道:“学长,你一直请女生回答问题,太重男轻女了吧。” The male students are echoing the protest immediately. 男生顿时纷纷附和着抗议。 Qin Ze said: „That line, this schoolmate, you come.” 秦泽道:“那行,这位同学,就你来吧。” Male student exciting setting out of that raises hand to protest, the vision stares is staring at Qin Ze. 那个举手抗议的男生兴奋的起身,目光直勾勾的盯着秦泽。 He is Qin Baobao's frantic fans. 他是秦宝宝的狂热粉丝。 The issue he suppressed was very long, from online gossip. 有一个问题他憋了很久,一个来自网上的八卦。 Now finally some opportunities ask, if not ask while today's opportunity, he will sleep on pins and needles. 现在终于有机会问出来了,如果不趁着今天的机会问出来,他会寝食难安。 „This schoolmate?” Qin Ze said: „Doesn't have the issue?” “这位同学？”秦泽道:“没问题吗？” „Has, I fermented a moment ago.” He said. “有的,刚才我只是酝酿一下。”他说。 „Online said, Guo Zhengyu withdraws from the 《Bloody Battle on the Beaches of Shanghai》 dramatic team , because he forces the Qin Baobao racket to kiss the play, but the Qin Baobao rejection and anybody pats kisses the play, therefore was kicked the dramatic team by you.” This male schoolmate pushed the eyeglasses, the lens flashed through the sharp ray: „, After why school senior you play main actor, Qin Baobao pats with you firmly kisses the play, moreover does not use the substitute person, asking school senior directly to reply.” “网上说,郭正宇之所以退出《血战沪市滩》的剧组,是因为他强迫秦宝宝拍吻戏,而秦宝宝拒绝和任何人拍吻戏,所以被你踢出了剧组。”这位男同学推了推眼镜,镜片闪过犀利的光芒:“那么,为什么学长你出演男一号后,秦宝宝确和你拍吻戏呢,而且是不用替身的,请学长正面回答。”