„dōng dōng dōng!”
“咚咚咚!”
The knockawakens by noiseQin Ze, opens eyes, brainchaos, do not know when now the eveningis.
敲门声把秦泽吵醒,睁开眼,脑子一片混沌,不知今夕是何年。Fishes out the cell phoneto look, timeis9 : 00 am, the alarm clock of morning exercisehas not awakened by noisehim, becauseWang Zijinlast nightmatterlivedhissulks, has not cometo knock on a doorto callhimto get out of bedearly morningruns.
摸出手机一看,时间是早上 9 点,晨练的闹钟没把他吵醒,王子衿因为昨晚的事生他闷气,也没来敲门唤他起床晨跑。
The secondset of elementary studentcalisthenics to radio music that systembestowsearly morningto the account, Qin Zewantsto attemptlast nightimpatiently, practicedseveralin the room.系统赠送的第二套小学生广播体操昨晚凌晨到账,秦泽迫不及待想尝试,在房间里练了几遍。This morningwoke upheto taste the bodyto pull out the spatialweakfeeling.
今早醒来他又尝到了身体被掏空的虚弱感。Ibysystemthisblackfamily/homeHuokeng of heart? Should notbenext daywaking upface glowing with health, vivid? Onthiseffect, how will Imakepoodlein the future? Bah, Ido not makepoodle.
难道我被系统这个黑了心的家伙坑了?不应该是第二天醒来容光焕发,生龙活虎吗?就这效果,我将来怎么做泰迪?呸,我才不要做泰迪。„Host, after for examplehuman bodystrenuous exercise, next daymeets the leg and footsoreis a truth, the adaptationwas slowly good.”systemjumpsto dispel doubt.
“宿主,就比如人体剧烈运动后,第二天会腿脚酸疼是一个道理,慢慢适应就好了。”系统跳出来解惑。„Althoughyousaid is very reasonable, butIalwaysfelt where is not right.”Qin Zesitssets out, shoutsto shout: „Do not knock.”
“虽然你说的很有道理,但我总感觉哪里不对劲。”秦泽坐起身,嚷嚷道:“别敲了,谁啊。”„Iselder sister, isincredibly moe moeelder sister.” The voice of Qin Baobaosoftimmersemakes a soundinout of the door.
“系姐姐呀,系萌萌哒的姐姐呀。”秦宝宝软濡的嗓音在门外响起来。Qin Zewears the clothes, opens the door, the elder sister of sweater, jeansandjogging shoesstandsinout of the door, charmingpretty.秦泽穿好衣服,开门,毛线衫、牛仔裤、慢跑鞋的姐姐站在门外,娇媚靓丽。„Can yougo out?”Qin Zetakes a look ather, the visionsweepsis long and straightbeautifulleg.
“你要出去?”秦泽瞅瞅她,目光扫过又长又直的美腿。„To go outto play.”elder sisterthrowscat the look. Qin Zeknows that shehadwhatidea, scraped past: „Imustgo tocompanylater, cannotaccompanyyou, saidagain, the footwas good?”
“想出去玩。”姐姐抛来一个猫儿似的眼神。秦泽就知道她打什么主意了,擦身而过:“我待会要去公司,不能陪你,再说,脚好了?”„Walking is a little sore, butdoes not affectto window-shop.”elder sisterblindly follows suitarrives at the washroomwithhim.
“走路还有点疼,但不影响逛街的。”姐姐亦步亦趋的跟他到洗手间。„Law-abiding, yougo outto playnow, was recognized, runsruns not quickly.”Qin Zewashes the faceto clean the teeth, „youcannot look, is myfacial expressionvery bad?”
“安分点啦,你现在出去玩,被人认出来,跑都跑不快。”秦泽洗脸刷牙,“难道你看不出来,我气色很差吗?”Mentionedlast nightmatter, wasmaliciousfullroutine.
说起昨晚的事,又是一个恶意满满的套路。No doubtiselder sisterdoes, pitWang Zijin, butafter all is the eldest daughter of Old Qin, is unattractivesheto be bullied, therefore, Qin Zelistened secretly the cornerlast nightsecretly.
固然是姐姐自己作死,坑了王子衿一把,但毕竟是老秦家的长女,也不好看着她被欺负,于是,秦泽昨晚偷偷听墙角。In the roomisto first transmitWang Zijinandelder sisterPK„pingpong”sound, the Qin Zebrainmakes upistheyrolls the bed sheeton the bed. It is not ableto displayLife-seizing Scissor Legselder sisteronlyto insist for severalminutes, by the Wang Zijinuniform/subdue.
房间里先是传来王子衿和姐姐pk的“乒乒乓乓”声,秦泽脑补是她们在床上滚被单。无法施展夺命剪刀脚的姐姐只坚持了几分钟,就被王子衿制服。Thenhears the elder sister'stenderbreathingsound and begging for mercysound.
然后传来姐姐的娇喘声和求饶声。
The Qin Zebrainmakes upWang Zijininflexureelder sister'screak the nest......, felt where is not right, laughter?秦泽脑补王子衿在挠姐姐的咯吱窝......咦,感觉哪里不对,笑声呢?elder sisterbreathedtenderlyfor a long time, cruel and mercilessWang Zijinstilldid not let offher, shestartsto pray for rescue: „A'Ze, Wang Zijinmustkillme, rescuesquickly.”姐姐娇喘了好久,心狠手辣的王子衿仍然不放过她,她就开始求救:“阿泽,王子衿要杀我,快来救驾。”Wang Zijin: „Youcalled, youshouted that the brokenthroatalsono onesavedyou, yourflunkyhad been bribedbyme.”王子衿:“你叫啊,你喊破喉咙也没人来救你,你的马仔已经被我买通了。”„Do not pinchmychest, sore!”elder sister'spitiful yell.
“你别掐我胸,疼!”姐姐的惨叫。„.....This,...... can not be borne....Forgives......”elder sister'sto breathetenderly.
“别.....别这样,受......受不了....饶命......”姐姐的娇喘。On this occasion the dangeroustime, as the Old Qinonlyadult male, heshouldstandto uphold the justiceto be right, shoutsone: Lets loosethatelder sisterto letme.
值此危难时刻,身为老秦家唯一的男丁,他应该站出来主持公道才对,冲进去,大喊一声:放开那个姐姐让我来。
: Lets loosethatelder sisterto clashme.
或者:放开那个姐姐冲我来。Qin Zestandsinout of the door, wantto burst inseveraltimes, butis also indecisive.秦泽站在门外,几次欲破门而入,但又犹豫不决。Iamgo, goes, goes in? Online, is very anxious!
请问我是进去呢,还是进去呢,还是进去呢?在线等,挺急的!At this timeusedsystem, showed the pathforhim, ok, cannotcount onlow forcesystemcredibly, after allitwas kickedto excel.
这个时候就用到系统了,为他指明道路,算了,不能指望一个low逼系统有多靠谱,毕竟它都被踢出群了。systemappeared, circulationbroadcastinhismind: „yīng yīng yīng......”系统出现了,在他脑海里循环播放:“嘤嘤嘤......”Qin Zesaid: „systemsendsquestquickly, insideripsto compel is very probably splendid, Iwantto go.”秦泽道:“系统快发任务,里面撕逼好像很精彩,我想进去。”system: „Goes in? Which do yourefer to?”系统:“进去?你指哪个?”Qin Ze: „??”秦泽:“??”system: „Hostsees again.”系统:“宿主再见。”In the room, elder sisterexudes the resoundingsharpcry, thenthe whole worldinsipid.....is not, thenin the roomresounds the elder sister'sshout: „wèi wèi, does not take offmypants we are a good friend, inmehas not put on the thing......”
房间里,姐姐发出高亢尖锐的叫声,然后整个世界索然无味.....不是,然后房间里又响起姐姐的喊声:“喂喂,不脱我裤子我们还是好朋友,我里面没穿东西......”Qin Ze: „......”秦泽:“......”As the Old Qinonlyadult male, elder sisterwas bullied the truth how can there beto ignore.
身为老秦家唯一的男丁,姐姐受欺负岂有置之不理的道理。Qin Zeburst, called out: „Elder sister, do not fear,Icame......”秦泽破门而入,叫道:“姐,不要怕,我来了......”PresentmadeQin Zebe shocked.
眼前的一幕让秦泽惊呆了。
Before coming , the picture that hisbrainmakes upisthis, twoelder sisterinfierce that on the bedrips, elder sisterbeautiful hairdisorderlylying downon the bed, the bodyis ridingSister Zijin, beddingchaoticfallingin the place, the resistance of elder sisteryīng yīng yīng, butdoes not help matters, theneveryoneis untidy, during the resistance, the spring sceneryreleasesfor the first time......
进来之前,他脑补的画面是这样的,两个姐姐在床上撕的厉害,姐姐秀发凌乱的躺在床上,身上骑着子衿姐,被褥乱糟糟的滑落在地,姐姐嘤嘤嘤的反抗,但无济于事,然后大家都衣衫不整,抗争之中,春光乍泄......But the reality and brainmake upare entirely different, elder sistersitsin the son-in-lawhead, Wang Zijinsits the westernbedhead, elder sisterputs on airsto call out pitifully, was sayinglines of feeling ashamed, while the small handwhips the bunk, exudes the pā pāsound. Sister Zijintake undivided attentionwatcheshersoap opera.
可现实和脑补完全不是一回事,姐姐坐在东床头,王子衿坐西床头,姐姐一边装模作样惨叫,说着羞人的台词,一边小手拍打床铺,发出啪啪声。子衿姐心无旁骛的看着她的电视剧。
The stylecollapsed, the Qin Ze'smentalitycollapsed.
画风崩了,秦泽的心态崩了。„Isaid that hewill definitely come to helpmedrop,”Qin Baobaoself-satisfiedlooks atbosom friend: „After all is myyounger brother, heartelder sister. A'Zeis dealing withyou.”
“我说吧,他肯定会进来帮我滴,”秦宝宝得意的看闺蜜:“毕竟是我弟嘛,心还是在姐姐这边的。阿泽只是在应付你而已。”Qin Zethinks,Ifelt itselfbyroutine.秦泽想,我感觉自己被套路了。„Iamcome to have a look,”Qin Zeforces oneself to look cheerful: „Sister Zijin, what's the matter?”
“我就是进来看看而已,”秦泽强颜欢笑:“子衿姐,怎么回事?”„, All right.”Wang Zijinsaidlightly: „Iandyour older sistermake a bet, yourelder sisterpitI, was in the wronginfirst, standing that A'Zecanbe with good intentionme. Butyourelder sistersaid that youdefinitelystandthat sideher, cancome the help. It seems like Ilost, A'Zereallyloves the elder sister'sgoodchild.”
“哦,没事。”王子衿淡淡道:“我和你姐打赌,你姐姐坑了我,理亏在先,阿泽会善解人意的站在我这边。可你姐姐说你肯定站在她那边,会过来帮忙。看来是我输了,阿泽果然是疼姐姐的好孩子。”Then, threw a pillowto come.
说完,丢了一个枕头过来。Qin Ze: Finallyknows that the truthmytearsfall!!秦泽:最后知道真相的我眼泪掉下来!!Iwantto come to be good at solving the personclothes.
我只是想进来善解人衣而已。...........
...........„Youlittledo a misdemeanor.”Qin Baobaois blushingto be angryto say.
“你少干点坏事嘛。”秦宝宝红着脸嗔道。Qin Zeis startled, what do you mean, Ihave not done the misdemeanor.秦泽一怔,什么意思,我没干坏事啊。„Sister Zijinhas not shoutedmein the morning, shewas definitely angry.”Qin Zecomplained: „Youcan the pitI.”
“子衿姐早上没喊我,她肯定生气了。”秦泽抱怨:“你就会坑我。”„Iwill also giveyoureward.”Qin Baobaois not convinced.
“我还会给你奖励呢。”秦宝宝不服气。„Forget it, smoochdá, does not have the fresh ideadaily.”
“得了吧,天天么么哒,早就没新意了。”„Thatthistimechangesyouto come.”
“那这次换你来。”Qin Zeis startled, looks atelder sister, thought that alsodid, changedmeto come, Icankissyouto breathetenderly.秦泽吃了一惊,看着姐姐,心想,又作死了,换我来,我能亲到你娇喘。
The brainmakes upthatpicture, veryeats the chicken.
脑补一下那个画面,贼吃鸡。„Do not be noisy, waitsto meetto sayagain.”Qin Zesaid.
“别闹,等开完会再说。”秦泽道。elder sisterclever.姐姐乖巧的哦一声。
After Qin BaobaobecomesA-listcelebrity, idletimeare getting fewer and fewer, thistimeis injuredrarelyathome, Qin Zethendoes not go tocompany, pulls outtimeto accompanyelder sister.秦宝宝成为一线明星后,空闲时间越来越少,这次难得受伤在家,秦泽便不去公司,抽时间陪陪姐姐。
The communityunderground parkingstorehouse, Qin Zesneaks in the drivingposition, the known extremely welllaunchvehicle, turns headto askco-pilot positionelder sister: „Goes toNanjing Roadto stroll?”
小区地下停车库,秦泽钻进驾驶位,熟稔的发动车子,扭头问副驾位的姐姐:“去南京路逛?”„Does not window-shop,”Qin Baobaoholds the cell phone, typingsaid: „Looks at the house.”
“不逛街,”秦宝宝捧着手机,边打字边说:“去看房子。”„Looks at the house?”
“看房子?”„Un, communityoutsidecultivates the high structure, each1~2yearis impossibleto finish. Creates the pathjamming . Moreover the good and bad people mixed up, IandZijindo not dareto take the nightroad.”
“嗯,小区外面修高架,每个一两年不可能完工的。造成道路堵塞,而且鱼龙混杂,我和子衿都不太敢走夜路了。”„Thereforeyouplanto purchase homes, moves outfromhere?”
“所以你打算买房子,从这里搬走?”„Todrop!”
“对滴!”Qin Zeis unable to adapt tothislocal tyrantelder sisterfor a while. Changes mindthinks, yes, elder sisterA-listsuperstar, the A-listcelebrityincomefeared that very muchextravagantly, the yearly incomereacheshundreds of millions, model workerpoint, eventenhundreds of millions.秦泽一时无法适应这种土豪姐姐。转念一想,也是,姐姐都一线大明星了,一线明星收入很阔怕的,年收入达几亿,劳模点,甚至十几亿。Qin Baobaomakes a debutuntil now for fourmonths, advances into the A-listtwomonths, according to her information, gained7~8 million . Thisalsocalculatesfew.秦宝宝出道至今四个月,跻身一线两个月,据她自己透露,赚了七八百万。这还算少的了。
The Qin Zecell phonehumming sound the vibration, the chatsoftwarehas the information cue. The pointopenedto look, hewas joinedsomegroupto chatby the Pei Nanmaninvitation.秦泽手机嗡嗡震动,聊天软件有信息提示。点开看了看,他又被裴南曼邀请加入某个群聊。Inthisgroupfivepeople: black bellylittle elder sister, pitgoodsblood related elder sister, doesmatterPoodle Su, qi fielddomineeringBig Sis Pei.
这个群里五个人:腹黑小姐姐,坑货亲姐姐,搞事苏泰迪,还有气场强势的裴大姐。„How did youadd the group?”Qin Zelookstoelder sister.
“你们怎么又加群了?”秦泽看向身边的姐姐。Previoustimehehas enteredsimilargroup, but why does not know, elder sistersverytacitalsotravels. Afterwardheknows that groupexistingsignificanceis the slapping in the faceweaponry.
上次他进过类似的群,但不知道为什么,姐姐们很默契的同时跑路。后来他才知道,那个群存在的意义是打嘴仗。Qin Baobaofirststares, immediatelyresponds,sheinterrogatedPei Nanmaningroup: „【Without a Party there will be no New China】Howyoudrewhim. Red Beans Think Fondly Of The Southern Countryside”秦宝宝先是一愣,立刻反应过来,她在群里质问裴南曼:“【没有党就没有新中国】你怎么又把他拉进来了。@红豆思南国”Pei Nanman: „【Buildsharmonious society, supports the authorities of Central Party Committee】Has the matter, couple days agoSu Yuaskedmeto draw the investment, Iconsiderseveral days later, feelsgood, wantsto invest, youandQin Zeareshareholders, happen toeveryonein a group, telephonesonmyone by one of province.”裴南曼:“【共建和谐社会,拥护党中央的权威】有事情,前几天苏钰找我拉投资,我考虑几天后,觉得不错,想入股,你和秦泽都是股东,正好大家在一个群,就省的我一个个打电话。”Qin Baobao: „【Without a Party there will be no New China】YouwithQin Zediscussed that was good, investment companymatterI, no matter, cannot.”秦宝宝:“【没有党就没有新中国】你跟秦泽商量就好了,投资公司的事我不管,也不会。”Su Yu: „【Keeping up with the Party's Pace isn't Wrong】Yo, youdo not bickerunexpectedly, rare.”苏钰:“【紧跟党的步伐走不会错】呦,你竟然不抬杠,难得。”Qin Baobao: „【Without a Party there will be no New China】WhyImustbicker, youmake moneyIto draw bonusin any case, have the small advantagenot to occupyprick.”秦宝宝:“【没有党就没有新中国】我为什么要抬杠,反正你赚钱我分红,有便宜不占王八蛋。”Wang Zijin: „【Socialism Core Values】Iam also good to invest, butIdo not havemoney.”王子衿:“【社会主义核心价值观】我也好想入股,但我没钱。”Qin Baobao: „【Without a Party there will be no New China】Did not havemoneyyouto say.”秦宝宝:“【没有党就没有新中国】没钱你说个屁。”Qin Zeweakly said: „Does everyone, whatyoudo?”秦泽弱弱道:“各位,你们搞什么?”Su Yu: „【Keeping up with the Party's Pace isn't Wrong】What do you mean? Qin Ze”苏钰:“【紧跟党的步伐走不会错】什么意思?@秦泽”Qin Ze: „Prefixwhat's the matter?”秦泽:“前缀是怎么回事?”Fourwomenreplytogether: „Weare patriotic.”
四个女人一起回复:“我们爱国。”
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