Swordfish Live! 剑鱼直播！ The domestic platoon first three live broadcast platforms, top male female lead broadcasts it is said that the sale price reaches over a hundred million, is simply fearful. The live broadcast platform just emerged, female lead broadcast has the moral integrity, most wears the low corsage, chatted with everyone, sings. But when knows that this line so makes money, all kinds of beautiful women start to crush into this circle. 国内排前三的直播平台,据说顶级的男女主播,身价达上亿,简直可怕。直播平台刚兴起的时候,女主播们还是蛮有节操的,最多穿低胸衣,和大家聊聊天,唱唱歌。可当知道这行如此赚钱,各种各样的美女开始挤进这个圈子。 „Now a little beauty beautiful woman, when all female lead broadcast. In the done office the beautiful woman quality drops seriously, is vexed!” “现在有点姿色的美女,全当女主播去了。搞的会所里美女质量下降严重,糟心啊！” „When the anchor brings in money quickly, acting like a spoiled and cute brat smooch dá, monthly salary million is not the dream.” Qin Ze said: „Becoming white, rich, and beautiful with ease, who is willing by holding.” “当主播来钱快呀,撒娇卖萌么么哒,月入百万不是梦。”秦泽说:“轻轻松松成白富美,谁愿意挨捅啊。” „Your this saying to be not right, you are happy my crisp everyone's crisp matter, but can also make money.” “你这话不对,你爽我爽大家爽的事,还能赚钱。” „But has not been the anchor to make money, before sitting the computer, first deceives a wave of rocket, then throws the words: Who brushes the rocket to be some quantity, can make others to come out to eat meal. Therefore resumes old profession, another income.” “但也没做主播赚钱,坐电脑前先骗一波火箭,然后抛话:谁刷火箭达到某个数量,可以约人家出来吃饭。于是重操旧业,又一笔收入。” At that time in the restaurant passenger compartment, old driver Huang Yicong and false driver Qin Ze, has had such a dialogue. 当时在餐馆包间里,老司机黄易聪和伪司机秦泽,有过这样一番对话。 After live broadcast platform fire, the pressure of competition is big, which industry putting is same. fans dissatisfied simple sang to chat, that what to do? 直播平台火了之后,竞争压力就大,搁在哪个行业都一样。粉丝们不满足简单的唱歌聊天了,那怎么办？ The live broadcast wilderness seeks livehood! 直播荒野求生！ live broadcast passes through Journey to the West! 直播穿越西游记！ live broadcast makes one! 直播造人！ live broadcast drops fengyoujing oil extract! 直播滴风油精！ The live broadcast small mouth swallows the eel! 直播小嘴吞黄鳝！ Lived 20 for several years, the eel was even inferior especially, this day has had no way. 活了二十几年,特么连黄鳝都不如,这日子没法过了。 The celebrity advantage lies in the huge fans foundation, the disadvantage is the pattern does not have the local anchor to be many. female lead broadcasts the reveal ditch that can splendid, turns butt smooch dá. Female celebrity? 明星的优势在于庞大的粉丝基础,劣势则是花样没有本土主播多。女主播可以堂而皇之的露沟,扭屁股么么哒。女明星可以吗？ Only can „cover with the quilt to chat purely”, most sings. 只能“盖着被子纯聊天”,最多唱唱歌。 Therefore celebrities rarely plays live broadcast, knowing when to stop fishes one, is absolutely impossible to be stationed for a long time. time was long, fans will also be greasy. 因此明星们很少玩直播,适可而止的捞一笔,绝对不可能长期驻扎。时间久了,粉丝们也会腻的。 The Swordfish Live user is very excited, is very excited. 剑鱼直播的用户很激动,很兴奋。 The home page promotion of live broadcast platform „Qin Baobao first broadcast show lands the swordfish platform”, each user can first time see. 直播平台的首页推广“秦宝宝首播秀登陆剑鱼平台”,每个用户都能第一时间看到。 „Starting from Qin Baobao first broadcast show 9 : 00 pm, anticipation.” “秦宝宝首播秀晚上 9 点开始,期待。” „From roommate there hear, registered the swordfish account number to support my Goddess especially.” “从室友那里听来的,特地注册了剑鱼账号来支持我的女神。” „Qin Baobao first broadcast show, good excited quite excited.” “秦宝宝首播秀,好激动好激动。” „, Can Qin Baobao dance? Her that figure, did not dance the waste.” “诶诶,秦宝宝会不会跳舞？她那身段,不跳舞浪费了。” „Do not tease, others are celebrity, you think that is ordinary female lead broadcasts? Wears the shorts crop top to dance to us.” “别逗了,人家是明星,你以为是普通女主播？穿短裤露脐装给我们跳舞。” Selling Reports young boy: „My 15 cm broadsword has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger.” 卖报的小男孩:“我15cm的大刀已经饥渴难耐了。” Male female lead of swordfish platform broadcasts is also chatting the hot spot of Qin Baobao live broadcast show. 剑鱼平台的男女主播也在聊秦宝宝直播秀的热点。 In group. 群里。 female lead broadcasts Little You: „everyone, not live broadcast, surrounds Qin Baobao to go tonight.” 女主播小悠:“@所有人,今晚不直播了,围观秦宝宝去。” male lead broadcast replies immediately: „Goes together, most liked Qin Baobao, the short distance contacted the woman.” 男主播们立刻回复:“同去,最喜欢秦宝宝了,近距离接触女人。” „Before was others brushes the rocket to me, today I must brush 100 to Qin Baobao.” “以前都是别人给我刷火箭,今天我要给秦宝宝刷一百个。” Likes Qin Baobao's male lead broadcasting, but likes her female lead broadcasting are not many, just like the little fresh meat fans majority confuses the younger sister, but the man is actually not convinced, and making an effort black little fresh meat. 喜欢秦宝宝的男主播很多,但喜欢她的女主播却不多,正如小鲜肉的粉丝大部分是迷妹,而男人却不买账,并且使劲黑小鲜肉。 female lead broadcast heaves a sigh: „Tonight must be divided many current capacities.” 女主播们唉声叹气:“今晚要被分走很多流量了。” „Without the matter of means that the platform is old boss, what to do we can. Moreover Qin Baobao sang is very of pleasant to hear, I planned that surrounded.” “没办法的事,平台是老大,我们能怎么办。而且秦宝宝唱歌挺好听的,我打算去围观。” „First surrounds Qin Baobao, waited for her to finish our again live broadcast, tonight cultivation.” “先去围观秦宝宝,等她结束了我们再直播,今晚修仙。” „I want to become an immortal, the supernatural power is boundless.” “我欲成仙,法力无边。” „I do not go, to Qin Baobao non-inductive.” “我就不去了,对秦宝宝无感。” Some female lead broadcasts: „Little You, are you Qin Baobao's fans?” 某女主播:“小悠,你还是秦宝宝的粉丝啊？” Little You: „It is not, I like the Qin Baobao's song, but is not her fans.” 小悠:“不是,我喜欢秦宝宝的歌,但不是她粉丝。” „You create a disturbance to do blindly.” “那你瞎起哄干嘛。” Little You: „Qin Baobao is my elder sister, my husband Qin Ze.” 小悠:“秦宝宝是我姐呀,我老公秦泽。” „......” “……” Immediately has female lead to broadcast the rebuttal: „ Go away, Qin Ze is 立刻有女主播反驳:“滚,秦泽是我老公,打死你们这些妖艳贱货。” Then the crooked building, several female lead broadcast to argue that whose Qin Ze was husband. 然后歪楼了,几个女主播争论秦泽是谁老公。 In the family/home, to first broadcast show also a half hours, Wang Zijin gives a Qin Ze round of message: „Did live broadcast finish?” 家里,离首播秀还有半个小时,王子衿给秦泽发短信:“直播结束了吗？” Qin Ze: „??” 秦泽:“？？” Wang Zijin: „Baobao (darling) said that her live broadcast quickly good, making me watch the movie, I got off work to go to the theater directly, now prepares to come back.” 王子衿:“宝宝说她直播很快就好,让我看电影去,我下班就直接去影院了,现在准备回来。” Qin Ze: „You determined that she did say?” 秦泽:“你确定她是这么说的？” Wang Zijin: „Un.” 王子衿:“嗯呐。” Qin Ze: „The live broadcast nine points start, the 11 point finished.” 秦泽:“直播九点开始,十一点结束。” Silent quite long time. 沉默了好长时间。 Wang Zijin: „Perhaps is I raises does not resort to arms, making her somewhat inflate. A'Ze, hears any sound tonight leave alone.” 王子衿:“也许是我提不动刀了,让她有些膨胀。阿泽,今晚听到任何声音都别管。” Qin Ze: „After all is my elder sister, do not fumble and break up the show.” 秦泽:“毕竟是我姐,别玩坏了。” He receives the cell phone, turns head to look that gnaws between -meal snack decompression to the side elder sister. 他收好手机,扭头看向身边啃零食解压的姐姐。 My treasure, leg lame law-abidingly, does pit bosom friend, you are not Poodle Su. 我的宝啊,腿瘸了就安分点呗,干嘛坑闺蜜,你又不是苏泰迪。 Qin Baobao detects in the younger brother smile is passing „sincerely” the look, she eats between -meal snack, the cheek is helping the drum drum, the small rabbit eats the radish likely. bright as crystals big eye flashes. 秦宝宝察觉弟弟微笑中透着“真诚”的眼神,她啃着零食,腮帮鼓鼓,像小兔子啃萝卜。亮晶晶的大眼儿扑闪扑闪。 Ignominious hard...... 可耻的硬了…… Sprouted ignominiously. 诶,是可耻的萌了。 „Do you eat?” elder sister hands over a sugar stick. “你吃吗？”姐姐递过来一根糖棒。 „Yo, the fragrance of malt.” Qin Ze bit one, „hiss, this sugar sweet to losing teeth.” “呦,麦芽的香气。”秦泽咬了一口,“嘶,这糖甜到掉牙。” ............ ………… live broadcast has not started, but among Qin Baobao's live broadcast in gathered hundreds of thousands to raise the head hope fans. 直播还没开始,但秦宝宝的直播间里汇聚了十几万翘首期盼的粉丝。 The barrage brushes in the black screen, dazzling, cannot see clearly. Occasionally can see the different color captions. 弹幕在黑屏里刷起来,眼花缭乱,根本看不清。偶尔能看见不同颜色的字幕。 Yellow typeface: „Well, my how failed.” 黄色字体:“咦,我怎么黄了。” Green typeface: „I green I was green.” 绿色字体:“我绿了我绿了。” Red typeface: „What yellow is the final word, the green is my grandson, proper!” 红色字体:“黄色的是煞笔,绿色是我孙子,妥了！” Selling Reports young boy: „Mmp!!!” 卖报的小男孩:“mmp！！！” time one minute one second passes by. 时间一分一秒过去。 At exactly 9 : 00! 九点整！ The Qin Baobao first broadcast show starts. 秦宝宝首播秀开始。 The innumerable computers or in the phone screen, jumps out of the Qin Baobao tender and beautiful cheek, she is gripping the meatball head, the reveal pure white forehead. 无数电脑或手机屏幕里,跳出秦宝宝娇艳的脸蛋,她扎着丸子头,露洁白的额头。 In the video, she looks at the lens, beckons: „Hello, can see me?” 视频里,她看着镜头,招招手:“大家好,能看到我吗？” The barrage brushes immediately. 弹幕立刻刷起来。 „Sees, Goddess is quite attractive, is licking the screen.” “看见看见,女神好漂亮,正舔屏呢。” „Dares to reveal the forehead is the real beautiful women.” “敢露脑门的都是真美女。” „The Goddess match is high.” “女神赛高。” „Well, I failed.” “咦,我又黄了。” „This time who dares to be green I, my resentment dies anyone.” “这次谁敢绿我,我就怼死谁。” ......... ......... Qin Baobao looks at the barrage, the smiling face solemn virtuous young woman, „everyone's good, can you meets happily in Swordfish Live, this is my first time plays live broadcast, does not know to do, chatted with everyone.” 秦宝宝看着弹幕,笑容端庄淑女,“大家好,很高兴能在剑鱼直播和你们见面,这是我第一次玩直播,也不知道该干什么,就和大家聊聊天吧。” , „You can exchange with me on the barrage, un, who brushes a rocket, inquired an issue.” 顿了顿,“你们可以在弹幕上和我交流,嗯,谁刷一个火箭,提问一个问题。” Immediately some people brush the rocket, the trench air/Qi. 立刻就有人刷起火箭,壕气的很。 „Everyone barrage peacefully, un, biggest” was first inquired by „me hugely greatly.” Qin Baobao selected a local tyrant immediately. “大家弹幕安静点,嗯,先由“天大地大我最大”提问吧。”秦宝宝随即挑了一位土豪。 Although was known as oneself have not played live broadcast, what to do does not know should, but before actually live broadcast, has made the plan, Qin Baobao pressed the script to walk on the line. 虽然号称自己没玩过直播,不知道该怎么办,但其实直播前有做过策划的,秦宝宝按着剧本走就行了。 „I biggest brush the barrage hugely greatly”: „Baobao (darling), your bust how many?” “天大地大我最大”刷弹幕:“宝宝,你的胸围多少？” Qin Baobao rolls the eyes: „Privacy issue did not reply.” 秦宝宝翻白眼:“隐私问题不回答。” „The appearance that hā hā, Goddess rolls the eyes is quite lovable.” “哈哈,女神翻白眼的样子好可爱。” „I also want to know that range estimate minimum D cover.” “我也想知道啊,目测起码d罩。” „big shot nicely done.” “大佬666。” „I biggest said hugely greatly”: „Then the measurements definitely cannot ask, trades an issue, the height and body weight?” “天大地大我最大”道:“那么三围肯定也不能问,换一个问题,身高和体重呢？” Qin Baobao thinks, said: „Height 172 cm, body weight 54 kg.” 秦宝宝想了想,道:“身高172cm,体重54kg。” „I biggest sent a series of red affections hugely greatly”. “天大地大我最大”发了一连串红色的爱心。 „Next, un, „ I am an single dog” you. ” “下一位,嗯,“我是条单身狗”就你吧。” „I am an single dog” said: „Baobao (darling), your single dog?” “我是条单身狗”道:“宝宝,你还是单身狗吗？” Qin Baobao is good to say with a smile: „I am single, but is not the dog.” 秦宝宝好笑道:“我是单身,但不是狗。” In barrage a piece „hā hā hā” and „Goddess single, is really happy.” 弹幕里一片“哈哈哈”、“女神还是单身,真幸福。” The third position was „does not have money Hai I”, he said: „Looks at your back wall and ornaments, should be at home? Qin Ze also at home?” 第三位是“是没钱害了我”,他说:“看你背后的墙壁、摆设,应该是在家里吧？秦泽也在家里吗？” Does not wait for Qin Baobao to reply, the barrage is suddenly fiery: 不等秦宝宝回答,弹幕忽然火热起来: „I have noticed, looks at her behind gate, obviously is in the family/home.” “我早就注意到了,看她身后的门,明显是家里。” „, Does Goddess make live broadcast at home?” “哇,女神在家里做直播？” „Waits for, my husband, my husband.” “等一下,我老公呢,我老公呢。” Qin Baobao nods: „At home, because of couple days ago foot to high/precipitous, therefore can only make live broadcast at home.” 秦宝宝点点头:“就是在家里,因为前几天脚给崴了,所以只能在家里做直播。” Then, she wants to listen to fans to comfort, but everyone pays no attention to her, does not seem to hear, one crowd of beautiful slut are shouting: Husband where husband where ~ ~ 说罢,她想听粉丝们安慰,但大家都不理她,好像没听见似的,一群妖艳贱货嚷嚷着:老公在哪里啊老公在哪里~~ The headquarters in swordfish platform. 剑鱼平台的总部。 The ordinary staff has gotten off work, but it section is working overtime, maintains the backstage, when the statistics, the procedure/program apes go against the panda eye, the whole body are sending out the body to pull out the spatial weak feeling, the operations director inspects, they must to the leadership throw to take thoroughly the smile of mmp. 普通员工早已下班,但it部门正在加班,维护后台,统计数据,程序猿们顶着熊猫眼,浑身散发着身体被掏空的虚弱感,运营总监巡视过来时,他们还得向领导投以透着mmp的微笑。 The operations director asked: „The data between Qin Baobao live broadcast how?” 运营总监问道:“秦宝宝直播间的数据怎么样？” „Population has achieved 300,000.” Procedure ape A. “人数已经达到三十万。”程序猿a道。 „A-list celebrity that previous time we invited, was the maximum population 3.8 million?” “上次咱们请的一线明星,最高人数是三百八十万？” „Correct data is the 3,836,203 person.” Procedure ape B. “正确数据是三百八十三万六千两百零三人。”程序猿b道。 The operations director hesitates saying: „You look, later popular will be higher, you remember the maintenance, do not let the room card explode. Tonight working overtime, will allow your late one hour to go to work laboriously tomorrow.” 运营总监沉吟道:“你们看着点,待会人气会更高,你们记得维护,别让房间卡爆。今晚加班辛苦点,明天准许你们迟一个小时上班。” The procedure/program apes smile are passing mmp, „good leader, thanks the leadership.” 程序猿们微笑中透着mmp,“好的领导,谢谢领导。” The operations director sighed: „Looks at this momentum, breaking the record is a little difficult, Qin Baobao becomes famous time is too short, fans foundation senior A-list is not high.” 运营总监叹道:“看这个势头,破纪录有点难呀,秦宝宝成名时间太短,粉丝基础没有资深的一线高。” Procedure ape A also said: „Leadership, do we want to help brush the data?” 程序猿a又道:“领导,我们要帮忙刷数据吗？” Operations director: „Looks at the situation, a half hour of popular has not reached 2 million, you brush 2 million. After one hour, must brush 3 million.” 运营总监:“看情况吧,半小时人气没达两百万,你们就刷到两百万。一个小时后,要刷到三百万。” „Good leadership.” “好的领导。”