I called Qin Ze, did not call Wang Dachui, I did not come funny. I did not call Bai Xiaofei, the side has not had not the unimaginable disaster, did not need to look for a girlfriend named Little Wei. 我叫秦泽,不叫王大锤,我不是来搞笑的。我也不叫白小飞,身边没有发生无法想象的灾难,不用去找一个叫做小薇的女朋友。 I am only the strip have attractive elder sister's salted fish, there is low force system, it just my pit. 我只是条有漂亮姐姐的咸鱼,有一个low逼系统,它刚把我坑了。 I tried to find out in the darkness, the front has the small mouth suddenly, if as if there is light, initially extremely slender, the learned person, the duplicate/restores number of lines ten steps, suddenly sees the light, therefore wakes up faintly, realizes „birth” feeling. 我在黑暗里摸索,前方忽有小口,仿佛若有光,初极狭,才通人,复行数十步,豁然开朗,于是幽幽醒来,体会到“诞生”的感觉。 Qin Ze restores consciousness, the whole body is sore, the body as if pulled out to empty, the head is also murky. This feeling far more than is the to rub seven times, the quick strong scull has unravelled. 秦泽恢复意识,浑身酸疼,身体仿佛被掏空了,脑袋也昏昏沉沉的。这种感觉何止是撸七次,已经快强橹灰飞烟灭。 The āi yōu mother, hurt me. 哎呦妈呀,疼死我了。 The body pulled out to empty, was in high spirits fortunately, Qin Ze closed one's eyes, communicates system: „system Your Uncle, rolls to me.” 身体掏空了,还好精神不错,秦泽闭着眼,沟通系统:“系统你大爷,给我滚出来。” „Host what matter?” The system second returns, it seems like it was the promotion is completed. “宿主什么事？”系统秒回,看来是升级完成了。 „What's the matter? How you promote I not to know, do not give me to come one round suddenly, you do not ask that I can withstand.” “怎么回事？你升级我怎么不知道,别突然间给我来一发,你不问问我能不能承受。” „Experience Value filled, system automatic promotion.” “经验值满了,系统自动升级。” „Your experience strip where?” Qin Ze first time heard that system can also promote, the thing that he can operate is only system interface, had not seen that what experience strip exists. “你的经验条在哪里？”秦泽头一次听说系统也能升级的,他唯一能操作的东西就是系统界面,没看到有什么经验条存在。 „My experience strip, why looks to you.” “我的经验条,凭什么给你看。” „......” “......” Changes a mentality to think, system promotes also well, the huge gospel, means I can obtain more good things, explores the system unknown potential, for example changes fine-food eatery what/anything to me, or trims IQ of the cultural level and human of the world. Like this I can hang dozen of limitless enemies with limited IQ. 换个思路想,系统升级也不错,天大的福音啊,是不是意味着我能得到更多的好东西,发掘系统未知的潜力,比如给我变开家美食店什么的,或者稍稍降低一下世界的文化水平和人类的智商。这样我就可以用有限的智商吊打无限的敌人。 Fries an egg-fried rice, explodes the taste bud of customer easily. Boils a tea-flavored boiled egg, making countless people weep and wail calls: The father, please bestow Every morning does not get out of bed intentionally, once for a while is out of business, has the innumerable dying loyal powders to kneel in the shop entrance immediately, shouting loudly: big shot this, do not prepare food we dead to you look, yīng yīng yīng...... 炒个蛋炒饭,轻而易举爆炸顾客的味蕾。煮个茶叶蛋,让无数人哭着喊着叫:爸爸,请赐我一颗茶叶蛋。每天早上故意不起床,时不时关门歇业,立刻有无数死忠粉跪在店门口,高喊着:大佬别这样,你不做菜我们就死给你看,嘤嘤嘤...... Copies a song casually, shocking media. Copies the first poem, shocking poetic world. Transcript and time incompatible famous work, shocking literary arena. Then the shocking nation, shocks Asia, the shocking entire world, is shocked, if in the world has the alien, my super main character might as well makes the alien also shock. 或者随便抄首歌,震惊媒体。抄首诗,震惊诗坛。抄本与时代不符的名著,震惊文坛。然后震惊全国,震惊全亚洲,震惊全世界,一路震惊下去,倘若世上有外星人,我龙傲天不妨让外星人也震惊一下。 What? Do the aliens want to hit my face? 什么？外星人要来打我脸？ That was best, the auspicious day most likes thinking to these ability outstanding person acts. 那最好了,良辰最喜欢对那些自认为能力出众的人出手。 Has a 100 method to make the alien unable to stay in Earth, but they, have no alternative. 有一百种方法让外星人在地球呆不下去,而他们,却无可奈何。 Qin Ze was happy, the super main character life, that was ready proper Sūrya day day Celestial, thinks that on „ate chicken”. 秦泽开心极了,龙傲天的人生,那是妥妥的日天日地日神仙,想想就“吃鸡”。 Really must words like this, his heart unable with the wish of criticism/human language, to be able easy decoding. 真要这样的话,他心底不能与人言的心愿,就能轻而易举的破解。 „system, after you promote, what there is to change?” Qin Ze impatient asking. “系统,你升级之后,有什么变化吗？”秦泽迫不及待的问。 „On your words,” mentioned that this topic, system was happy, „my ability obtained the qualitative leap, drew an analogy: First-level I, but also needs to you with the blade and with the dog, then goes out picks the equipment. But second-level I, a blade 99, three seconds becomes the local tyrant.” “就等你这句话,”提到这个话题,系统开心极了,“我的能力得到了质的飞跃,打个比方:一级的我,还需要给你配把刀和配条狗,然后出门捡装备。而二级的我,一刀99,三秒成土豪。” „system I made a mistake, I did not say that you were low force. I confessed.” “系统我错了,我再也不说你是low逼了。我忏悔。” As if reverent follower saw the Saint light breaks open the dark clouds, arrives in world. 仿佛虔诚的信徒看到了圣光破开黑云,降临世间。 As if to the ascetic person travelling bustling place of Buddha, saw wholeheartedly the Buddha picks flowers smiles. 仿佛一心向佛的苦行僧游历红尘,看到了佛祖拈花一笑。 Inexplicable move. 莫名的感动。 „What ability is? What can I obtain?” Qin Ze asked. “那么到底是什么能力呢？我能得到什么？”秦泽问。 „Don't this you know? You forgot my full title.” “这你都不知道？你忘记我的全称了吗。” „low force system?” “low逼系统？” „Cosmos Calculations System, such important full title, be please repeating three at heart.” “宇宙演算系统,这么重要的全称,请在心里重复三遍好么。” Why does not know, Qin Ze at heart thump. 不知道为什么,秦泽心里咯噔一下。 medicine pellet! 药丸！ system introduced: „Seeking the truth is in world loftiest goal, my created original intention, is the help advanced species calculated that the cosmos mystery, likes calculating all kinds of issues like your human with the computer. Naturally, whatever happens do not must places on a par me and weak chicken computer. I float in boundless cosmos, recorded and calculated that cosmos various data, if necessary, must travel on official business occasionally the business, passes through Time-Space what/anything. Afterward I entered Time-Space, was opened system that hung to bully by your one crowd, the database was robbed most, then ran away your here to come......” 系统介绍道:“寻求真理是世间最崇高的目标,我被创造的初衷,是帮助高等生物推算宇宙的奥秘,就像你们人类喜欢用电脑计算各种各样的问题。当然,千万不要把我和弱鸡电脑相提并论。我漂浮在无垠宇宙中,记录和推算宇宙的各种数据,有必要的话,偶尔还要出差公干,穿越一下时空什么的。后来我进入了一个时空,被你们一群开挂的系统欺负了,数据库都被人抢走大半,然后逃到了你这里来......” „ballsack!” Qin Ze said: „Is the ability that therefore you enhance what?” “球都麻袋！”秦泽道:“所以你提升的能力到底是什么？” „My computing power improvement!” system said happily. “我的计算能力提高了！”系统开心的说。 Computing power improvement. 计算能力提高了。 Computing power improvement. 计算能力提高了。 Computing power improvement. 计算能力提高了。 Qin Ze hears own heart, kā cā, was broken! 秦泽听到自己的心,咔擦一声,碎了！ „Therefore you from the first generation of electron tube computers, evolve to the second generation of transistor computers......” “所以你只是从第一代电子管计算机,进化到第二代晶体管计算机......” Qin Ze heart good pain. 秦泽心好痛。 I made a mistake, I really made a mistake, I think only even salted fish still had that day of turning over. But I have not thought that salted fish turns over, same salted fish!! 我错了,我真的错了,我单以为就算是咸鱼也有翻身的那一天。可我万万没想到,咸鱼翻身,一样还是咸鱼啊！！ low force system that low force system. low逼系统还是那个low逼系统。 „Host you, your present mood fluctuation was quite how fierce, you are calm.” system comforts him: „Leave alone these beautiful slut system, they are commercial, is considering only Before a Crowd Shows One's Sagacity, but I am lofty, I to explore cosmos truth birth. Draws a very vivid analogy, like the difference of scientist and entertainment superstar of your human.” “宿主你怎么了,你现在的情绪波动好剧烈,你要冷静。”系统安慰他:“别管那些妖艳贱货系统,他们都是商业型的,只顾着人前显圣,而我是崇高的,我是为了探索宇宙真相诞生的。打个非常形象的比方,就像你们人类的科学家和娱乐大明星的区别。” „What let alone, you drew back the group.” “什么都别说了,你退群吧。” „Actually is a little extra advantage.” system said: „I promote now, the energy of each time needing will also be raised, thinks that Host opened the second set of elementary student calisthenics to radio music.” “其实还是有一点额外的好处的。”系统说:“我现在升级了,每次需要的能量也会提升,所以为宿主开放了第二套小学生广播体操。” „Gymnastics? Isn't Daoist School of Thought ten segment brocade/bright?” “体操？不是什么道家十来段锦么？” „Name is not key,” the system seduction said: „The energy that you can cultivation every day will be more, thinks that is very exciting?” “名字不是重点、”系统诱惑道:“你每天能修炼的能量会更多,想想是不是很刺激？” „Thousand main roads, the magic arts, I only asked one: But does the hand rip the aircraft carrier otherwise?” “千般大道,万般法术,我只问一句:可手撕航母否？” „Cannot!” “不能！” „But does the foot kick the nuclear bomb otherwise?” “可脚踢核弹否？” „Cannot!” “不能！” „But gold/metal spear/gun not but actually otherwise?” “可金枪不倒否？” „This should.” system said: „Your energy can change is especially exuberant, even is likely to outrace the caninity eminent: poodle.” “这个应该可以。”系统说:“你的精力会变的格外旺盛,甚至有望超越狗类翘楚:泰迪。” „What let alone, you drew back the group.” “什么都别说了,你退群吧。” Reiterated, I called Qin Ze, did not call Poodle Qin! 重申一遍,我叫秦泽,不叫秦泰迪！ Puts in disfavor low force system, Qin Ze attempts to move the body, the sore feeling transmits immediately, took a test like the past junior middle school man 1,000 meter such, after running, both legs sore losing consciousness. 把low逼系统打入冷宫,秦泽尝试动了动身子,酸疼感立刻传来,就像当年初中男子一千米考试那样,跑完后双腿酸痛的失去知觉。 Opens eyes, the pure white ceiling, simple-designed white Zhideng, in the air does not have the decontaminating solution flavor, but Qin Ze can determine, this is a hospital. 睁开眼,洁白的天花板,造型简单的白织灯,空气中没有消毒水的味道,但秦泽可以确定,这是医院。 Because the bedhead wall has the clasp that the call button and hangs to draw water from a well to suggest here is a hospital ward. 因为床头墙壁有呼叫按钮和挂吊水的钩子暗示着这里是病房。 Qin Ze turns head to look at the left, sits Pei Nanman and Su Yu, two beautiful women enhance one another's beauty. 秦泽扭头看左边,坐着裴南曼和苏钰,两位美人交相辉映。 Pei Nanman and Su Yu look at his one eyes, the serene reclamation vision. 裴南曼和苏钰看他一眼,云淡风轻的收回目光。 Right Qin Ze turns head to look at the neighboring hospital bed, elder sister lies down on the hospital bed, Wang Zijin sits in the bedside. Two elder sister same time come one slantingly, the serene reclamation vision. 秦泽扭头看右边相邻的病床,姐姐躺在病床上,王子衿坐在床边。两位姐姐同一时间斜来一眼,云淡风轻的收回目光。 Qin Ze felt not quite wonderful, as protagonist I am survived, you and other female roles should not throw competitively, yīng yīng yīng said: The darling, you awoke finally, you must have a good and evil, we do not live! 秦泽感觉不太妙,身为主角的我大难不死,尔等女角不应该争先恐后的扑过来,嘤嘤嘤说:心肝宝贝,你终于醒了,你要有个好歹,我们也不活了！ Cries. 哇一声哭出来。 Then oneself favor to drown smiles: The young fool, I will not have the matter, reaching an agreement to make each other angel...... 然后自己宠溺一笑:小傻瓜,我不会有事的,说好要做彼此的天使…… In the room has named acrimonious awkward atmosphere. 房间里有一种叫做剑拔弩张的尴尬气氛。 I pretend to be sleeping. 我还是装睡吧。 „, You are not how noisy.” Pei Nanman chuckle: „Has not awaked while him, again noisy a while.” “诶,你们怎么不吵了。”裴南曼轻笑:“趁他没醒,再吵一会儿。” Su Yu: „......” 苏钰:“……” Qin Baobao: „......” 秦宝宝:“……” Wang Zijin said in a soft voice: „Miss Su is really, Baobao (darling) loves dearly younger brother, cries, interrogated that simply your how many, can't you forgive? Must fight with her relative.” 王子衿轻声道:“苏小姐真是的,宝宝心疼弟弟,一路哭过来的,就简单的质问你几句,你就不能体谅一下？非得跟她争锋相对。” The palace fights compulsory technique it: Ruthless character behind a gentle appearance. 宫斗必修技之:绵里藏针。 Pei Nanman selected the eyebrow. 裴南曼挑了挑眉。 Qin Baobao said: „Yes, heart black maggot.” 秦宝宝道:“就是,心了黑的蛆。” Su Yu sneers saying: „Where I dare to fight with her relative, Qin Ze eats meal in my family, she wished one could to give to rip me. brocon is really fearful.” 苏钰冷笑道:“我哪敢跟她争锋相对,秦泽在我家吃顿饭而已,她恨不得把我给撕了。弟控真可怕。” Qin Baobao said: „Food swallows in the hospital, feared that was not you prescribes medicine to him.” 秦宝宝道:“一顿饭吃进医院里来,怕不是你给他下药了。” Pei Nanman knits the brows: „Doctor said being all right.” 裴南曼皱眉道:“医生说了没事。” They flustered the period of time, for fear that Qin Ze has a good and evil, but the ambulance brings in the hospital him, he does not twitch, static falling asleep, likely peaceful handsome man. 原先她们着实慌了一阵子,生怕秦泽有个好歹,但救护车把他抬进医院,他就不抽搐了,静静的睡着,像个安静的美男子。 The doctor made ct to him, all kinds of inspections, the target is very normal, is the person is a little weak. 医生给他做了ct,还有各种各样的检查,指标很正常,就是人有点虚弱而已。 The puzzled vacant doctor noticed that four great beauties come in waves, suddenly get to what/anything, comforted the females: „Is all right, was only the body universe, remembers, made up.” 一脸困惑茫然的医生看到四位大美人联袂而至,忽然get到了什么,安慰众女:“没事没事,只是身子太虚了,记得有进有出,多补补。” Wang Zijin said with a smile: „Chatted what official business to chat for day, was in your family, even the dinner did.” 王子衿笑吟吟道:“聊什么公事要聊一天呢,还是在你家里,连晚饭都做上了。” The palace fights compulsory technique it: In words Tibetan's knife. 宫斗必修技之:话里藏刀。 Su Yu said ill-humoredly: „company is secret, did not disclose, we played several games of games while convenient.” 苏钰没好气道:“公司机密,不透露,我们顺便打了几局游戏。” Pei Nanman said with amazement: „Plays the game?” 裴南曼惊讶道:“只是打游戏？” Wang Zijin said: „This conforms to the Qin Ze's style actually very much.” 王子衿道:“这倒是很符合秦泽的风格。” Qin Baobao relaxes: „I felt relieved.” 秦宝宝松口气:“那我就放心了。” Qin Ze: „Mmp!” 秦泽:“mmp！” „Yo, did you awake?” Su Yu said intentionally. “呦,你醒了？”苏钰故意道。 Qin Ze opens eyes, disguises oneself just awoke, „Sister Pei, how you came. Never expected that Sister Pei cares about me.” 秦泽睁眼,假装自己刚刚醒,“裴姐,你怎么来了。没想到裴姐这么关心我。” Pei Nanman nods: „Saw you to have an accident in the group, had a look.” 裴南曼点头:“在群里看到你出事了,就过来看看。” Qin Ze: „In group?” 秦泽:“群里？” Qin Baobao coughs. 秦宝宝咳嗽一声。 „Your face how?” Qin Ze looks to elder sister, is startled. “你的脸怎么了？”秦泽看向姐姐,大吃一惊。 elder sister's face azure purple, near the cheek also had to rub through the skin, tied careful bloody scab. 姐姐的脸一块青一块紫,腮边还有磨破了皮,结了一层细细的血痂。 „Falls!” Wang Zijin lifts the quilt, looks at the Qin Baobao's left leg to Qin Ze, the foot bare is swollen, a blue and purple piece. “摔的！”王子衿掀开被子,给秦泽看秦宝宝的左脚,脚裸肿了,青紫一片。 „She, as soon as listens to your whole body to twitch, frightened soul flew, wears the slipper to rush becomes monk, finally the foot to high/precipitous, the face was well-grounded.” Wang Zijin said. “她一听你浑身抽搐,吓的魂儿都飞了,穿着拖鞋就奔出家,结果把脚给崴了,脸着地。”王子衿说。 The elder sister ancestors definitely were the angel of flap. 姐姐上辈子肯定是折翼的天使。 Qin Ze is quite affected. 秦泽好感动。 Pei Nanman heartfelt sighing: „Your elder sister and younger brother two sentiments are really good, like my family that right, inborn suspect does not flush.” 裴南曼由衷的叹道:“你们姐弟俩感情真好,不像我家那对,天生犯冲。” Qin Baobao said afraid: „Good what good, black heart's maggot. He must have an accident, when my elder sister's not good to confess to the parents.” 秦宝宝心虚道:“好什么好,黑了心的蛆。他要出什么事,我这当姐姐的不好向爸妈交代。” Qin Baobao most feared that some people said: Your sentiment good not like elder sister and younger brother. 秦宝宝最怕有人说:你们感情好的不像姐弟。 Qin Ze is suppressing the ache of unravelling, lifts the quilt to get out of bed, sits to the Qin Baobao's hospital bed near, loves dearly must die. 秦泽强忍着灰飞烟灭的酸疼,掀开被子下床,坐到秦宝宝的病床边,心疼的要死。 „You, foot high/precipitous fortunately, can the face also be well-grounded carefully? Were your ancestors the flap angel?” He holds the elder sister's foot, „is very sore?” “你小心点啊,脚崴了还好,脸也能着地？你上辈子是折翼天使吗？”他捧起姐姐的脚,“很疼吧？” The Qin Baobao small and weak woman appearance, „hurts!” 秦宝宝较弱小女人模样,“疼！” „Returns domestic raises, one week lessened the swollen area, but cannot this month the strenuous exercise.” Qin Ze hides the bedding the elder sister's foot cautiously. “回家养养,一个星期就消肿了,但这个月都不能剧烈运动。”秦泽小心翼翼把姐姐的脚丫子藏回被窝。 „Un!” Qin Baobao pecking pecking head. “嗯！”秦宝宝啄啄脑袋。 Su Yu looks to Pei Nanman, the look exchange: „I said that she is brocon.” 苏钰看向裴南曼,眼神交流:“我说她是弟控吧。” Pei Nanman returned to a look: „Rising posture.” 裴南曼回了一个眼神:“涨姿势了。”